Let the weak excuses begin...
F-A-R-E-!-!-!
Fare, or flare?
Btw, I typo'd 'fare' :(
'Hey, ill put my pants on fire!' :S
I hate you all so, so much.
Yep, that looks about right.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2II7s1a2zgY
Typical herkish behaviour.
Fine, we'll just agree we ended up with a lot of retards from there who have a low IQ. Works for me. I was being nice and putting the blame somewhere else!
Tireless, i think saying someone has down syndrome just because he isn't very bright isn't correct. neither is calling the ones that suffer from this anomaly 'retards'.
Pick on someone I don't like so I can be popular for a little while.
In my grade school, I was in a class of 60 with 3 down syndrome kids. In that class was also a future internationally celebrated mathematician and someone who would go on to be published at the age of 16. Now, if you accept that 2-3 students are enough to establish a pattern in a class (much less a school!), if those 3 down syndrome kids engaged in an activity, we ought to be able to say that my class produced only retards based on them.
Do you understand? That school pumps out hundreds of students per year, and to make a claim regarding its educational efficacy you need MUCH more than 3 data points.
We have a sample size of say, 2-3 English class students, don't we? How many of them could use proper grammar and spelling when they came here, 2-3? :p I REST MY CASE
In every education system (even the best!) there will be some dipshits. Hoshkebosh came from Herkimer, so clearly it can produce some people which are nearly universally respected and liked. No matter what you think of any or all of the typists from Herkimer, we don't have a sample size nearly large enough to condemn the school.
To Myrddin, what constitutes 'an obnoxious twat' is pretty subjective. If you asked even the small number of people who visit this site whether Cruice is or has been behaving like an obnoxious twat in the last [1 day, 5 days, 2 weeks, month, year] you will get conflicting answers in all cases. I think the majority opinion will not even be constant.
[malediction]: Fuck all of you, I hate every one of you except Shabba, who is a kitten. You are all shitheads and have craniums entirely filled with excrement.
Eh, fix the Herkimer education system. Not even trying to be a douche, it's just something that has to be done.
Well, i'd still hate for the fun of it.
Ah, I see where you're coming from now Cruice. Though to be honest, I don't think 'useless hate' and 'unfounded hate' go hand in hand. I mean a pessimist may say that there will always be hatred towards a particular group or individual, but I'd like to think that in an ideal world, where nobody was being an obnoxious twat, there would be no misplaced hatred.
Getting tired of people saying 'herkie' now... *yawn*
Lobo you herky.
You said 'few people' and now you say 'everyone'?? get your thoughts straight, herkie!
I didn't say anything about Herkimer. I said he should add that. It involves everyone.
It wasn't useless hate, he was dreaming of Herkimer evolving to be full of decent people. Hate would be it's utter destruction.
You dream should include no more useless hate. That's only fun for a few people.
OMFG, very good and original speech!!!11
But it's actually way better than osse's geek manifesto, you should post it as a log or put it in your story.
geez Urban. Share that weed you've got there.
Hah, nice one Urban.
Let us not wallow in the valley of despair, I say to you today, my fellow mudders.
And so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted from the mud back in '03.
I have a dream that one day this mud will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: 'We will RP, we will not MP and most certainly won't cheat.'
I have a dream that one day on the cliff of Mt. Doom, the Sons of Ulfang and the members of GB will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.
I have a dream that one day even the city of Herkimer, a city sweltering with the stench of cheats, sweltering with the stench of MPers, will have transformed players that RP and only want the best for the t2t community.
I have a dream that my future little children will one day mud in an environment where they will not hear 'stfu scrub, safooma, omg u r from herk lolol' but instead 'How fair thee, my jolly ol' friend?'.
I have a dream today!
I have a dream that one day, in t2t, with its strict comm rules, with its Powers having their fingers against the button with the words of 'warning' and 'commbanned4life' -- one day right there in t2t mudders will not be punished for saying 'fuck, rape, cunt etc' on the comm, but will be punished for more serious issues.
I have a dream today!
I have a dream that one day everyone can mud in an environment full of fun and joy and a place where cheaters are not welcome and are properly dealt with.
*yawn* More flaming and fun comments please? This is hardly entertaining me this dark and cold morning.
I don't think I have any specific objection to Myrddin's line of reasoning aside from semantics. I don't think he constructed it originally the way he intended. (I disagree with it, but it's a reasonable contention to hold, I suppose.)
I don't like it when Cruice (or the 'Herks', for that matter) go on the offensive. I realize the temptation is strong when everyone is talking down to and about them. A safe rule for figuring my opinion when I'm not there to give it is that I am moderately defensive of Cruice when he's not trying to trash talk, and I want nothing to do with the situation when he is. ...and I don't even want to be involved in the situation with any of the others.
Yeah, he's British (or eh... wants to be!).
No the word was definitely realise. I don't speak American :).
And in this case, situational logic must be applied and not what I like to call 'tireless' logic. Given all the situations, Myrddin's purposed comments on Cruice are very valid. The only 'logical' ways he can respond are distancing himself from his friends or continuing improperly to have his opinions of his obvious opponent to be discredited by his own ally.
Myrrdin, I really liked your logic, the only flaw that was annoying me the whole time was 'realise'. I believe the word you were looking for was realize.
Now that I'm done with the intelligent conversation, a few points for Cruice:
'How do we know that isn't you in the video?'
1) I'm not black
2) I'm not American
3) That video is what is known as satire
Even if I was the guy in the video, that wouldn't say anything about my personality, any more than Viggo Mortensen's role in the Lord of the Rings trilogy suggests he is an 87 year old man and heir to the throne of Gondor. The guy is what is called an ACTOR.
I think you're confounding the example by bringing the baggage of racial identity into it. It has no relevance to the issue at hand and isn't an integral part of my example.
The point of the example was:
Person A B and D are X
Person A and B are attacking person D for being X
Person C is joining person A and B in attacking D
Now person A and B are scared/in denial/hate what they are, or are too stupid to realise they are also X.
Person C is scared/in denial/hates the fact that they are friends with person A and B who are X, or is too stupid to realise that A and B are X.
Haha, Myrddin don't cry your eyes out to me when you just did the same thing I did to Gambrinus, to Norre.
Btw, I've never been on the top activity. Rarely even close. Gambrinus on the other hand is hidden and toping the charts right now, a good guess would say over 10d of age. Maybe even close to 12.
Since you made some not-so credible assumptions about me, how do we know that isn't you in the video that you posted on here? Makes me wonder how you found that so easily, when I'm sure most of us have never seen it before now.
I don't think so. In your example, one might say that the two black KKK members are betraying their racial identity by joining a group whose primary purpose is to persecute them. By your logic, we ought then to also be able to say that the white KKK member with whom they associate is also betraying his racial identity by joining a group whose primary purpose is to persecute them. This is clearly inappropriate.
Each of your components and your conclusion may or may not be true, but the conclusion you derive from them does not follow.
I mean I it's not exactly lumping them. If you have 3 black KKK members, they've definitely got issues. But a white guy who is friends with these 3 guys and also a KKK has his shit mixed up too, and I'd suggest that a/b/c could be applied in both cases.
I didn't want to lengthen my post unnecessarily beyond the point I was trying to make, but the assumption was that the You/r friends was how the 'you' of the following sections should be interpreted.
You've proposed that you have evidence that Rhakyrh and Norre are guilty of the same offense of which he accuses Gambrinus. Fair enough.
Conclusions b and c, however, appear to rely on Cruice being guilty of the same. You have not demonstrated this and, as far as I am aware, it's untrue. The only way you can make it work is if you claim that all the herks must work entirely as a collective. I doubt this is true.
Way to disprove whatever crackpot theories were circulating about you being the 'smart-herk'.
Here's a tip - when you/your friends have logged upwards of 10d/month aging (Rhakyrh certainly has done this and I'm almost sure Norre's typist has done it 90% of the time he's spent non-hardbanned, constantly reflecting on someone else's activity reflects:
a) A state of denial and/or fear of your own/friend's addiction
b) Extremely poor self worth knowing that you are guilty of the thing you're making out to be so bad.
c) A state of complete and utter stupidity allowing you to actually genuinely not realise that you are no better than the person you are trying to attack.
c.ii) the old herk 'lol it's a game I'm just joking' clause, which is an instantiation of c).
All Gambrinus needs is 3 friends and he can recreate this episode. He already has the time logged in on towers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J94bxtviZyo
I just returned from seeing Behemoth. I knew they were good and I was expecting a good stage presence, but I discovered something today that I was not expecting:
They are, in fact, uruk-hai. And giant ones, at that.
That video was genuinely painful for me to watch. I suffered.
I will not forget this, Myrddin.
Dude that was Tortuga :(
Hahahhaaaa... that gamer vid was nice. :) I hope not Norre (or anyone else for that matter), is like that irl. *giggle*
Trescothik made me laugh. Hard.
Scumbag.
Btw I found this video of Norre getting his game on at a party.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6JKP_W_HGY&feature=popular
My favorites from the (much less amusing) Durmanhoth comments section:
Date: 31. Mar, 2008, 22:58:30 By: Urban Remove
I hope we all learn a lesson for this today,
Not to behave like Durms in any way.
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Date: 01. Apr, 2008, 1:17:49 By: Otoron Remove
Herkimers.
Date: 01. Apr, 2008, 1:16:33 By: Foxxx Remove
So without Durmanhoth around, who will the united players of t2t focus their hate on now?
---[Honourable mention for Otoron being prophetic]
Date: 01. Apr, 2008, 5:11:58 By: Otoron Remove
That was not enough flaming, you two. Stop with the apologies and shit.
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Date: 01. Apr, 2008, 7:01:49 By: Mordhred Remove
I can see Aule descending from the heavens into the crypt and saying: 'All yer base are belong to us.'
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Date: 01. Apr, 2008, 9:15:28 By: Mute Remove
How is it understandable that I got nuked? I never cheated, mp'ed, or anything else, despite all you sluts' constant accusations.
---['I am NOT a crook!']
Date: 02. Apr, 2008, 16:43:53 By: Bakal Remove
Whatevs, you're all bitches.
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Date: 03. Apr, 2008, 13:53:12 By: Orcoron Remove
I think he meant suicide IRL:( Which, I am doing right now. These words are being typed in my own blood.
In death, I will be as a God to the emos.
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Date: 04. Apr, 2008, 1:48:12 By: Tevildo Remove
http:www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8ZlmDvsz_k and http:www.youtube.com/watch?v=8c9ma1JgY5w.
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Date: 04. Apr, 2008, 2:51:19 By: Orcoron Remove
A thread on the internet can be many things, but out of control?
I doubt it.
You know Otoron, in the years to come if new people still play this game then, people are going to read over this thread and think that we're one person with a serious case of multiple-personality disorder.
---[Prophetic or no?]
Date: 04. Apr, 2008, 6:43:40 By: Burgul Remove
everyone looks sexy while riding a kangaroo
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Date: 04. Apr, 2008, 15:40:48 By: Orcoron Remove
That's silly. Commenting for the sake of it just cheapens this already stupidly long thread. This thread is about something man, something real, something important....something...that happened to the Durms. I forget exactly what but it was a big deal.
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Date: 05. Apr, 2008, 0:45:36 By: Pounder Remove
...Not to mention if Herkies made that split, the log on would be like
Welcome to Herkie MUD LOL GUDZ?
U NOE ENGLISHER DO DO NOT ENTER!
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COM HALP US!
Wat Log name here:
Wat ur pass?:
ERROR no race wat u? Room broke go void
The void (exits are non)
Guest
Mykloid
Admin
SA
WTFHOWGETROOMWOKR?
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Date: 05. Apr, 2008, 2:10:36 By: Bakal Remove
The fuck it will. I will visit this log comment thread every day for the rest of my life just to make sure it doesn't die. I'm pretty sure it will be a running conversation between Orcoron and myself at that point, which could get boring because Orcoron usually says what I want to say, but he's able to read the page more often since he works on a computer and by the time I check it he's already gone and stole my words. What a fucker.
---[:(]
I'd nuke you for knocking some mud slut up and then skipping town, Tevildo.
For some... awful reason... I decided to reread the comments from some of the top-commented logs tonight. Here are a few of my favorite moments from the Azhag comments section:
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Date: 09. Oct, 2008, 2:37:32 By: Malorian Remove
*dreidels*
Date: 09. Oct, 2008, 2:27:29 By: Jakar Remove
*fists*
Date: 09. Oct, 2008, 2:26:58 By: Malorian Remove
Actually I took it at Patrick Henry HS. Look it up. Very unJewish :P
Date: 09. Oct, 2008, 2:25:21 By: Jakar Remove
Was it the Jewish SAT's Malorian?
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Date: 09. Oct, 2008, 14:51:37 By: Sarys Remove
Holy crap, what has happened to this place :P (besides ur mom)
Hirgail, I love you, man. Don't you ever stop.
Date: 09. Oct, 2008, 14:51:31 By: Hirgail Remove
You've already made yourself look like a total dick Azhag. If you were really smart you'd have shut up instead of pouring more fuel on the 'Azhag is a dick' fire.
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Date: 09. Oct, 2008, 19:43:15 By: Tevildo Remove
Know when it's alright to criticize someone's use of language? When they ASK. Or when it's not possible to figure out what they're trying to say. Any other time, you're just being a thunderous fishtwat.
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Date: 10. Oct, 2008, 5:15:04 By: Mordhred Remove
I didn't read anything, but I'm sure Lobo must have made a comment somewhere at some point, and I totally agree with him. And whoever disagrees go choke and die.
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Date: 11. Oct, 2008, 9:46:22 By: Hirgail Remove
I can't even read this. It's tragic and you should all be ashamed of yourselves.
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And, the very best comment from that section:
Date: 16. Oct, 2008, 10:48:42 By: Tevildo Remove
I'd rather cut down a tree with... friends.
Date: 16. Oct, 2008, 5:55:25 By: Azhag Remove
No I'm saying that his penis is small and useless compared to a real penis.
Which would you rather cut down a tree with, a chainsaw or a hatchet?
And while you may claim quests etc are the same, the fact is, one is fair play and can be used in PVM versus the other which is nearly exclusively used in PVP.
There are still ways to violate this, including giving items to an alt and using direct information from one alt logging off and onto the other.
Nice
I didn't know this was even punishable anymore. Hell, I half-expect to find myself deleted each time I try to log on, with the nuke reason 'Not enough MP violations.'
Norre really should play diablo or wow. It would be far better of a game for him and he would fit in with the people playing.
guess we just call them herkies!
The relevant section of Rules 5:
We do not allow any MP info on this page, whether it be direct or the subtlest of hints. This means that you are not allowed to point out or talk about alts on comments or post about them
Please keep this in mind as you discuss this situation. (If Ravathir has no extant alts he's fair game, but when you hint about the person he's partying with that is getting very close to the line.)
Being helped by Veonic. Guess who they are!
Theres a 4h lvl 13 wizard out there...
I don't know why they even bother nuking this kid.
Lol at Cruice. I genuinely found that comment pretty funny. Good stuff.
There are tons of maps. :P
Kelos: Update your map, man. I used to use that thing fairly often.
Thanks.
almost?! DAMN GUYS, WE NEED TO **CRY SOME MORE**!!
Woh, I was laying down reading these comments and almost drowned in all of your tears. Crazy stuff.
Cool
Actually, many players stopped playing/lowered activity due to melkor's clown experiment. Clowns shouldn't have been unbanned, ever.
now return the ban on the herks again, the 'clown experiment' worked, people got more active, now its time to send the clowns home.
was about time
Caenedrin is stupid, you've had PK chars for like 4 years now... and you are still the worse PKer I've ever encounted... like really, you are worse than me - and i'm a shitty assassin.
hellflame should look at the bright side of it: at least he won't have to pest someone to update his map according to the new grid.
You all are seriously stupid :P Get a life. :)
I find it absurd that Norre would multiplay. Any look at his logs would imply otherwise. Fight the power Norre!!!
nice mp
So the plot thickens...
Ooh, mysterious.
This log leaves out the most interesting part.
^ (OOC) Mathias: That's all for the moment. This is not the end of this story, however.
Ravathir was nuked at 15:19 01/17/10
Ravathir the eorling Silver Knight (Hand of Eru)
Departed from Arda Gender: male
Age: 26d 16h 45m 14s
Nuke Reason: Too many MP violations
Oh ya, no hard of softban, because as Mathias says, he was just dumb and not malicious...
*mutter
Does this mean Melkor aint in charge anymore?
What was nuke reason?
I'm waiting for the'
'who gives a shit skr-hubs? i dont care about this game anyway because ive got a life now and none of you do because your all obsessed with this game and your afraid of how much better we are then all of you'