The life (Or lack thereof) of Bonsai. Includes the end of the rant. I will say this: He brought a smile to my face!
^ (OOC) Bonsai: for anyone's info, camylle and cadence are real life
s*uts downing us one by one and the next one after the other one.
^ (OOC) Bonsai: i think camyll swallowed loads about 4 times now , and
cadence is her firm partner in getting her share in revenge or
whatever
^ (OOC) Bonsai: told darrick he's more then welcome to guzzle up my
load and have a good taste at it
^ (OOC) Darrick: Someone spike your haterade, kid?
^ (OOC) Bonsai: also known as most of you all suck balls and guzzle
sperm, no matter if its whatever else.
^ (OOC) Bonsai: hey darrick, enjoy how i tasted on her lips and deep
insider her bowels and get the frog out kid
^ (OOC) Darrick: I'm gonna get a real kick outta the fireworks display you
get turned into today when an ainur gets on. :)
^ (OOC) Bonsai: i only care about you having my mud sperm on your lips
though , take it from a neutral companion , she just admitted to all
of it on msn so frog it ;)
^ (OOC) Darrick: Harassment isn't tolerated on The Two Towers. No matter
how many proxies you use.
^ (OOC) Bonsai: and it wasnt me who asked for it either.
^ (OOC) Bonsai: Camyll tells you: i didn't mislead you i was honest
my feelings for you were real then you *Zucked me over like i knew y
ou would
^ (OOC) Bonsai: ehm yeah i asked the bitoch why she wanted me like
that.. offcourse. 10's of times
^ (OOC) Viriato: nuke on the way?
^ (OOC) Maltok: Quiauh is back? Fun
^ (OOC) Bonsai: are you a man..are you hirgailord
^ (OOC) Darrick: 5 Megaton one at that I hope.
^ (OOC) Bonsai: im only back to curse at the piece of filth that
cadence and camyll are.
^ (OOC) Bonsai: anyways you all have fun guzzling my juices up after
me aight? i am your surpreme master and the rest of the things ive
allways told you i am :)
^ (OOC) Viriato: how small is a hobbit bonsai?
^ (OOC) Bonsai: falgor bragging about the usage of horses, dont make
me laugh bitch
^ (OOC) Falgor: Sorry? :P
^ (OOC) Bonsai: iheard all about it from phaedriel
^ (OOC) Bonsai: you can lick and suck my boots aight?
^ (OOC) Falgor: Are you allowed to play again then?
^ (OOC) Darrick: You're a sad case. I didn't know they had internet access
at the asylum.
^ (OOC) Bonsai: no im not
^ (OOC) Falgor: Just wasted another 17hour of your life then? :P
^ (OOC) Falgor: You are awesome.
^ (OOC) Bonsai: im here to vainly trying to put curses on filth of the
earth
^ (OOC) Darrick: You're here in vain. Period.
^ (OOC) Bonsai: do i look like i care...does the sun shine in the
air..
^ (OOC) Maltok: So you waste 17 hours of your life to say one thing to
someone before getting ignored right away
^ (OOC) Maltok: What a champ
^ (OOC) Bonsai: enjoying some nice beers
Camyll tells you: someone just told me that I am being talked about on the
comm at the moment
^ (OOC) Bonsai: hey bitches enjoy my semen on cadence and camyll's
lips aight?
^ (OOC) Bonsai: think about me when you guzzle it?
^ (OOC) Bonsai: they are out to frug most of y'all up and i even have
to agree with eaoden lol...
^ (OOC) Dopey: huge cart for sale
^ (OOC) Bonsai: 'she's out to bring you as deeply of an emotional hurt
as she can possible deal you'
^ (OOC) Viriato: Dopey said the most interesting thing lately in comm
^ (OOC) Bonsai: so i started thinking about that when eadipshit said
it
^ (OOC) Bonsai: which is like weeks ago
^ (OOC) Bonsai: and each day i was able to log in on Serrius i kept
telling myself just that, dont worry, if the bitch aint got skills
she wont last long.
^ (OOC) Bonsai: how wrong am i offcourse....
^ (OOC) Falgor: Oh shit, you are still here?
^ (OOC) Bonsai: it's all written backwards..
^ (OOC) Darrick: You got hurt emotionally on the MUD? LOL
^ (OOC) Bonsai: falgor suckle on my ballz pleaze?
^ (OOC) Bonsai: no darrick
^ (OOC) Darrick: You just said you did.
^ (OOC) Bonsai: im being pushed back to real life realising what
goddamn awesome human being i am
^ (OOC) Maltok: rotfl
^ (OOC) Darrick: LOL
^ (OOC) Falgor: Bonsai no matter your argument, you are the waster
here. Log off or something, I bet those bed boils probably need
addressing too.
^ (OOC) Bonsai: i knew it all the time just how i felt everything else
ofer the years.
^ (OOC) Luc: No you're not, you have to violate a hardban to keep
playing this game. If you were awesome you would've left long ago.
^ (OOC) Bonsai: ehm i made a lvl 22 uruk hai in no time at all
^ (OOC) Falgor: Congrats.
^ (OOC) Luc: Yeah? And?
^ (OOC) Bonsai: again: no time at all
^ (OOC) Maltok: Way to waste your life.
^ (OOC) Darrick: So can most players
^ (OOC) Falgor: Congrats.l
^ (OOC) Darrick: You're a waste of humanity. Slit your wrists.
Vertically.
^ (OOC) Bonsai: then this cuum craving whoore came alone, camyll
^ (OOC) Maltok: Hey now, don't sink to his level :(
^ (OOC) Bonsai: erm i will not but enjoy my sperm while writing the
next comm :)
^ (OOC) Bonsai: i feel so goddamn awfully nice risen above all your
arse lickers and cuum guzzlers
^ (OOC) Bonsai: lick my boots all of you.
^ (OOC) Luc: More like shamed yourself to, but you're not smart
enough to see it.
^ (OOC) Darrick: So why is your ire for Camyll so high?
^ (OOC) Darrick: Rejection on a text based game really got to you that
much?
^ (OOC) Bonsai: because she wanted to swallow some sperm mmmmm, and
she did.
^ (OOC) Maltok: Guys, crazy people don't come up with very good
arguments.
^ (OOC) Maltok: Might as well just all ignore him and wait for the
ainur to log on. Then we can comm hist and see the past 40 comms are
all his in a row
^ (OOC) Luc nods.
^ (OOC) Bonsai: do i look, like i care [inside the mud],..does the sun
shine in the air [outside the mud}
^ (OOC) Bonsai: think the sun doesnt come up for me tomorrow just like
it does for each and everyone of you? :)
^ (OOC) Falgor: You are dillusional.
^ (OOC) Falgor: Its cute, please continue.
^ (OOC) Maltok: delusional, my friend
^ (OOC) Falgor: He knew what I ment. :P
^ (OOC) Bonsai: uhuh :)
^ (OOC) Kaiju: nice comm hist to log on to
^ (OOC) Bonsai: suck these nuts
Kaiju the dunedain Captain of The Crossing Road
On for: 5m 48s Gender: male
Age: 18d 8h 36m 48s
Can be mailed: Kaiju@Tharbad Kaiju has recorded a life story.
Kaiju is a member of the Preservers of Tharbad.
Info: Thorn: if anyone gets gory, would you please bring me the bra, unused.
^ (OOC) Bonsai: yawn. these are probably my last minutes on this god
forsaken mud of cowards traitors, and liars and wannabe's and scum of
the earth...
^ (OOC) Bonsai: i feel great knowing i allready was highly above most
of y'all mentally before i even got started here.
^ (OOC) Darrick: Until you make a new proxy and then waste more time here
to talk about how much better you are than all of us.
^ (OOC) Bonsai: falgor, seriously, lick my feet before you cant
anymore you lowlife wannabe using others to make yourshelf shine
^ (OOC) Bonsai: darrick.... taste my seed and tell me who you are...
^ (OOC) Falgor: Even if that made sense I would not understand it.
^ (OOC) Falgor: Darrick is Darrick.
^ (OOC) Falgor: From back before you lost your mind.
^ (OOC) Darrick: Precisely.
^ (OOC) Bonsai: share lips baby..
^ (OOC) Bonsai: you know he's your bro you will share anything with
him right :)
^ (OOC) Falgor: Nah, I use your mother for sharing.
You laugh out loud.
(--)HP:220 EP:217->
^ (OOC) Bonsai: so easy , you two just keep guzzling, aight
Falgor the dunedain Captain of the Bethagan (Ar-Gimilzor)
On for: 1h 37m 15s Gender: male
Age: 20d 9h 35m 18s (Guildmaster)
Can be mailed: Falgor@Bethagan Falgor has recorded a life story.
Falgor is a servant of the Dark Lord.
Falgor is the GM of the Corsairs of Umbar.
Info: The stench of death fills the air, black sails are seen from afar...
(--)HP:220 EP:217->
Bonsai the hobbit Soldier (Heroic)
On for: 31m 39s Gender: male
Age: 17h 43m 44s
^ (OOC) Kaiju: well, hi arda!
^ (OOC) Bonsai: well hi ***** the quitter
^ (OOC) Kaiju: the quiter? how so
^ (OOC) Bonsai: i wanna fight gb i shall figth gb i shall we should,
first attempt , type quite x5
^ (OOC) Bonsai: i saved the day i r the morituri teh salutant!
^ (OOC) Kaiju: when did this happen ? :P
^ (OOC) Bonsai: a long time ago coward
^ (OOC) Falgor: Hes having an episode, just work with it K.
^ (OOC) Kaiju: ok, ye you're right man
You say softly in Westron: Even the Herks would laugh at this fool!
^ (OOC) Kaiju: im a quiter
^ (OOC) Bonsai: after you fleed to where your steadfast legs couldnt
carry you.
^ (OOC) Falgor: He ran to a place he could not go?
^ (OOC) Falgor: You are epic.
^ (OOC) Falgor: You riddler you.
^ (OOC) Bonsai: he ran to the mp places, yes
^ (OOC) Falgor: You beat me.
^ (OOC) Bonsai: falgor, didnt i tell you to lick my boots 2 times?
^ (OOC) Bonsai: fawking wanna be bragging to hart about how awfully
nice horses are
^ (OOC) Bonsai: fawker i did that about years ago
^ (OOC) Bonsai: and now every gots to have their white stallions
right, fawking idiots
^ (OOC) Bonsai: you do not appreciate this game, you just use it to
make yourself look good and oh btw.
^ (OOC) Bonsai: you should get down on all fours and worship Sniff as
well
Sniff Akrobas the numenorean Shadow of the SotCoU (Bethagan Detachment)
Sniff is sleeping peacefully.
Not present in Arda. Gender: male
Age: 37d 5h 35m 28s
Can be mailed: Sniff@Bethagan Sniff has recorded a life story.
Sniff is a member of the Corsairs of Umbar.
Info: ~*~The Smell Nose~*~ Sniff Akrobas, Shadow of Bethagan (Eye of Sauron)
(--)HP:220 EP:220->
^ (OOC) Bonsai: he kept Corsairs going when your and your buddies
werent around fawko
^ (OOC) Falgor: Haha.
^ (OOC) Bonsai: respect that dude, cause he gave a whole fawking lot,
and doesnt even slightly deserve your i am the best bs.
^ (OOC) Bonsai: i killed shelob yesterday, fawk you
^ (OOC) Bonsai: you use others to make yourself shine nicer idiot
^ (OOC) Bonsai: and now lick my boots again.
^ (OOC) Bonsai: and about this herkimer thing, i despise lobo i hope
he dies irl soon and not just him, but creatures who dont log on here
to truly play this game and enjoy it should be punished badly.
^ (OOC) Darrick: I.e. you?
^ (OOC) Bonsai: including me offcourse, i will easily move on
^ (OOC) Falgor: Is this you "logging on and enjoying it?"
^ (OOC) Falgor: Bah.
^ (OOC) Bonsai: nod darrick
^ (OOC) Bonsai: how does my sperm taste btw?
^ (OOC) Falgor: Ask your mother?
^ (OOC) Darrick: Those proxies are saying you're having a harder time
"moving on" than you're admitting.
^ (OOC) Bonsai: allright. i will but tell me about the cuum guzzling
then?
^ (OOC) Kirika: In other news, anyone auctioning a wagon? I'll buy one
for 1k.
^ (OOC) Bonsai: aight i just received word camylle is swallowing
Darricks load as we speak so this is a nice time for me to call it
bleeeeeh, glad im done with this cess pool of cuum and shit
guzzlers.
^ (OOC) Bonsai: love none of y'all except maybe thorn rhakyrh ulk
aether and some others, hmm madeye for sure, phaedriel taurion and
the rest who know i despise their pitiful bodies, perish soon and not
short
^ (OOC) Darrick: Computer hour at the orphanage ends soon.
^ (OOC) Falgor: Haha.
^ (OOC) Maltok: I would hate to be on his liked list.
^ (OOC) Bonsai: long and hurtful, painful, agonizing and slow.
^ (OOC) Bonsai: maltok go fuuck yourself because you think you are so
cool
^ (OOC) Teion: morning
^ (OOC) Maltok: I'll go do that.
Shabba's log ends here and there is a brief interlude where Bonsai is logged out...
^ (OOC) Urban: Did Bonsai get nuked yet?
^ (OOC) Urban: I can't even count the amount of times he violated
comm rules :(
^ (OOC) Maltok: No ainur on
^ (OOC) Maltok: At least he left, he'll be nuked before he logs on
again likely.
^ (OOC) Darrick: if the comm isnt enough for a nuke, I have a nice
tellhist
Urban tells you: was he quiauh?
You tell Urban: im 99.9% sure.
^ (OOC) Maltok: It's... more than enough. Simply write up a law
report with a small fraction of his comms
^ (OOC) Urban: Why hasn't he committed suicide irl yet?
^ (OOC) Kaiju: for him, you dont even need a law report
^ (OOC) Urban: I thought Mathias had already contacted his ISP :p
^ (OOC) Maltok: I have a feeling the Dutch authorities will be
contacted this time!
^ (OOC) Urban: I'll honestly throw a mudparty is word has it that
psycho has died irl.
^ (OOC) Bonsai: hey maltock
^ (OOC) Urban: Hey pal!
^ (OOC) Bonsai: SUCK ON DEEZ NUTS?
^ (OOC) Bonsai: URBAN YOU TOO
^ (OOC) Urban: Show me them man
^ (OOC) Bonsai: come to my house
^ (OOC) Bonsai: maltok should have my adress by now...
^ (OOC) Urban: I AM BUSY WITH YOUR MOTHER
^ (OOC) Bonsai: gasps, i so would love it :(
^ (OOC) Darrick: A tent under a bridge qualifies as a house over there?
^ (OOC) Maltok: Yeah I don't really want to go visit a shut-in, place
must be filthy.
^ (OOC) Bonsai: nod, meet at Darricks hotel room then recognize it by
my cuum dribblings all over it's filthy mouth
^ (OOC) Urban: How are your other personalities doing?
^ (OOC) Bonsai: i dunno urban to busy figuring this other piece of
scum out? camyll????
^ (OOC) Bonsai: but lemme reassure you
^ (OOC) Urban: Ok reassure me
^ (OOC) Bonsai: they will all be fine just as how i like em.
^ (OOC) Urban: Then that would make you dillusional.
^ (OOC) Bonsai: sayshit for piece of shit like yourself and camille
and falgor
^ (OOC) Bonsai: nah dude, its a handy tool
^ (OOC) Urban: Falgor is my irl brother..
^ (OOC) Bonsai: when dealing with pieces of trash like yurself ;)
^ (OOC) Urban: Please leave him alone :(
^ (OOC) Bonsai: im sure you give it to him
^ (OOC) Urban: Give what?
^ (OOC) Bonsai: my smoke just fell out my mouth starting to think
about it as well
^ (OOC) Bonsai: like i give a goddamn what your name is.... says:
what did you do to make them your friends i can only wonder! Camille
says: laugh they aren't my friends but they hate you and I don't
shrug
^ (OOC) Bonsai: i hate my bitch... hi camyll you fuucking whoore you.
^ (OOC) Maltok: You all fail at spelling delusional
^ (OOC) Maltok: But I used to make that mistake too so.
^ (OOC) Bonsai: man the amount of shitz i got cause you all suck so
much coock and aarse
^ (OOC) Someone: Bonsai has been reomved from the comm
^ (OOC) Darrick claps.
^ (OOC) Maltok: Jail him too please until someone capable of nuking
him can do so.
^ (OOC) Someone: I can nuke him, don't worry
^ (OOC) Maltok: Ah, sounds good.
Bonsai shouts in Westron: LETS GET THIS SHIT OVER WITH YOU PUZZ
GOBBLING CU*M GARGOYLING RETARDS, BTWS< I HOPE YOU ALL DIE BEFORE I
DO
Bonsai shouts in Westron: GOD FUuCKING DO IT, I HAVE HAD ENOUGH
EXPERIENCE WITH HUMANITIES CESS POOL...
^ (OOC) Maltok: I feel sorry for Someone, probably has to talk with
him right now.
^ (OOC) Someone: actually, I prefer not to talk to him
^ (OOC) Someone: has in the past, it is pointless
^ (OOC) Maltok: Yeah, figured
^ (OOC) Maltok: Aww no pretty fireworks
^ (OOC) Someone: I'll leave that to the PoL
^ (OOC) Dolur: oh dear, Quiauh got back on here? :(
^ (OOC) Drygulch: He probably hasn't noticed he's gone yet and is still
screaming at his computer.
So ends the epic life of Bonsai, the man the world forgot...