***It all started so innocently, just Wormbaneii throwing a boat at me. It escalated to this point, where I decide I need superior weaponry***

Ok.
You grip Telemnar with a sure hand.
You wield Telemnar, Axe of the Valacirca.
> hpq
hp: 134/210
end: 68/210
> score
You are too drunk to remember even your own name.
> u
u
Final Portion (s, u, n and d)
A small rune covered knife
Vial of vigour
A studded leather baldric
A small rune covered knife
A sling
A mixed potion
>
The stairs creak a little as you wind your way upward but
they seem to be sturdy. In the places where there are breaks in
the foliage, the view is spectacular.

Tavern Commons (archway and d)
A slender, nymph-like figure glides around the room.
Three, happy drunks are singing and drinking.
A trash can
> archway
Tavern Bar(archway)
Fofester the sindar Special Agent (Angelic)
A well-crafted boat
A wooden spear
An Elanor star
A sturdy wooden chair
Zoso the silvan : Alae! gelaidh en Lorien, gelaidh embar nín!
A trash can
A small ballot box
Cedric the barkeep
You feel as if you are being watched!
> Zoso hits you.
You are too busy to make an attack!
[ Valacirca ] Zoso: you'll break it :)
Zoso misses you.
Telemnar won't let you hit a servant of Eru!
You discard your axe, and bring your hands up to bear.
You miss Zoso.
The sounds of revelry come from the next room.
Anonymous figure wields his crooked runed sword with careless ease.
'oh bah
You say: oh bah
> You miss Zoso.
Fofester says: figure!!!
'wuss axe
You say: wuss axe
> You miss Zoso.
$Telemnar won't let you hit a servant of Eru!
You miss Zoso.
[ Valacirca ] Dorianna: Telemnar won't let you hit a servant of Eru!
> Zoso giggles.
Zoso misses you.
You miss Zoso.
hpq
hp: 135/210
end: 72/210
> archway
Tavern Commons (archway and d)
A slender, nymph-like figure glides around the room.
Three, happy drunks are singing and drinking.
A trash can
> d
d

The stairs creak a little on the way down but discounting
anything you had to drink, they seem safe enough. You find the
rope along the inside of the stairway to be reassuring as you
return to the main rooms of the guild.

Final Portion (s, u, n and d)
A small rune covered knife
Vial of vigour
A studded leather baldric
A small rune covered knife
A sling
A mixed potion
> Valacirca Armoury(museum and u)
An ancient silver blade
A dwarven mining pack
A dwarven war shield
An orc short sword
A large harvester's pack (open)
A ranger ruck
A dwarven hauberk (mended)
A sapphire sword
A sapphire sword
A sapphire sword (sharpened)
A large training prod
A sapphire sword
A Dwarven Warhammer
A huge two-handed sword
A crooked runed sword
A crooked runed sword
A sapphire sword
A large wicker basket
A large wicker basket
A laundry basket
A laundry basket
Gawain the Green Ranger
A large iron bound chest
>
Gawain looks up as you enter and tells you:
"Only 4 hours 58 minutes 23 seconds longer until I pack up
for Caras Galadon and sell this equipment!"
[ Valacirca ] Zoso nods
drop axe
Ok.
> wield hammer
You wield your dwarven warhammer.
> drop hammer
You remove a Dwarven Warhammer.
Ok.
> wield two-handed sword
Your hands are full!
It must be in your hands first!
> i
YoU aRE MUch tOo DRunK tO COuNt yOur ThinGs.
> drop bottle
Ok.
> wield two-handed sword
Your muscles bulge as you whisk the giant sword into position.
You wield your huge sword.
> u
u
Final Portion (s, u, n and d)
A small rune covered knife
Vial of vigour
A studded leather baldric
A small rune covered knife
A sling
A mixed potion
>
The stairs creak a little as you wind your way upward but
they seem to be sturdy. In the places where there are breaks in
the foliage, the view is spectacular.

Tavern Commons (archway and d)
A slender, nymph-like figure glides around the room.
Three, happy drunks are singing and drinking.
A trash can
> archway

The wood surrounding Glin's bare feet seems to sparkle and glow!
Tavern Bar(archway)
Wormbaneii the dunedain Weaponsmaster (Angelic)
Fofester the sindar Special Agent (Angelic)
A well-crafted boat
A wooden spear
An Elanor star
A sturdy wooden chair
Zoso the silvan : Alae! gelaidh en Lorien, gelaidh embar nín!
A trash can
A small ballot box
Cedric the barkeep
You feel as if you are being watched!
> Fofester unwraps the venison and eats it slowly, savoring its taste.
Fofester puts an oak leaf, creased from use into a trash can.
Zoso hits you hard.
You are too busy to make an attack!
From deep inside the trash can you hear a muffled BOOM! It is then silent.
^ Korzan: Ok. Lets make a legend for the plague. :)
Zoso hits you.
You cut into Zoso's ribs. The wound splatters blood everywhere!

Zoso is still in good shape and fighting hard.

You miss a cut at Zoso's legs.
Zoso eeks.
You miss Zoso's shoulder. The blade was deflected.
Zoso looks at you.
You miss Zoso's neck. The blade was blocked.
cackle evilly
You throw your head back and cackle evilly.
> You tremble as Zoso wields the fang of Sauron.
Zoso wields his fang.
You cut into Zoso's ribs. The wound splatters blood everywhere!
Wormbaneii pops the cork on a bottle of wine and drinks it down.
Wormbaneii puts an empty bottle into a trash can.
From deep inside the trash can you hear a muffled BOOM! It is then silent.
Fofester looks at you.
You miss Zoso's head as the blade whistles through the air.
Fofester laughs.
You miss Zoso's chest. The powerful blow would have crushed stone.
Zoso hits you very hard, leaving severed body parts!
You miss Zoso's sword arm with a vertical slash.
Zoso cuts your arm, leaving several bruises.
You cut into Zoso's ribs. The wound splatters blood everywhere!

Zoso shows signs of tiring as reflexes slow.

giggle
You giggle.
> Zoso hits you very hard, leaving severed body parts!
You miss Zoso's shoulder. The blade was deflected.
Anonymous figure tickles you incessantly.
Zoso hits you very hard, leaving severed body parts!
You miss Zoso's shoulder. The blade was deflected.
'geez, i LOVE these emotes!!!
You say: geez, i LOVE these emotes!!!
> ^ Deboraha: Seriously though, what did Baklen do to make himself a standout
for a legend?
Zoso dilacerates you like a hungry wolf destroying flesh.
You miss Zoso's head as the blade whistles through the air.
Wormbaneii smashes his forehead into your nose.
Someone steps out of the background.
Wormbaneii misses you.
Jaier scorches you on the shoulder with a large bolt, charring flesh!
Zoso dilacerates you like a hungry wolf destroying flesh.
You miss Jaier's shoulder. The blade was deflected.
hpq
hp: 0/210
end: 86/210
> Wormbaneii maims you with tremendous force!
Jaier sears you causing severe nerve damage.
Zoso chops you.
You have died.
The huge sword is too long to fit into the corpse of Dorianna.

You have a strange feeling.
You can see your own lifeless body from above.

Cedric looks up and smiles. Hello Dorianna!
You notice that he is missing a front tooth.
Someone acks!
Someone leaves archway.
bah
You smile and say: Bah!
HP:0 EP:0> Someone falls down laughing.
Someone says: fuck
Someone rolls on the floor laughing.
Someone acks!
Someone removes the fang of Sauron.
The sounds of revelry come from the next room.
''The huge sword is too long to fit into the corpse of Dorianna.
You say: 'The huge sword is too long to fit into the corpse of Dorianna.
HP:0 EP:0> Someone enters.
Someone removes a crooked runed sword.
Someone puts a crooked runed sword into a studded leather baldric.
Someone looks at Jaier.

Someone looks at a strange runed staff.
Someone says: im so sorry
'sometimes the guildhall is the most dangerous place
You say: sometimes the guildhall is the most dangerous place
HP:0 EP:0> Someone says: sheesh now that i need another 2 bottles of wine for my ep
Someone grovels shamelessly.
Someone pops the cork on a bottle of wine and drinks it down.
Someone grovels shamelessly.
'i had on wimpy
You say: i had on wimpy
HP:0 EP:0> Someone puts an empty bottle into a trash can.
Someone grovels shamelessly.
From deep inside the trash can you hear a muffled BOOM! It is then silent.
'that was a hell of a round :P
You say: that was a hell of a round :P
HP:0 EP:0> Someone grovels shamelessly.
Someone says: oh god
Someone grovels shamelessly.
Someone grovels shamelessly.
Someone pops the cork on a bottle of wine and drinks it down.
Someone grovels shamelessly.
Someone puts an empty bottle into a trash can.
'bah, it's okay. I die all the time
From deep inside the trash can you hear a muffled BOOM! It is then silent.
You say: bah, it's okay. I die all the time
HP:0 EP:0> hpq
What?
HP:0 EP:0> who enemy
Someone wombles.
Someone wombles.
There are no beings of this world visible to you.
HP:0 EP:0> Someone wombles.
Someone chuckles.

***I go to Amruin guildhall to try to get sympathy*

A hitching post
HP:0 EP:0> Do: Commands completed.
HP:0 EP:0> enter
Guild Entrance(exit and path)
HP:0 EP:0> place hand on emblem
You place your palm upon the symbol of the Rohirrim.

Suddenly, the doors glow as bright as the sun itself, blinding you!

You rub your eyes and eventually your sight returns to you. When you look
around to regain your bearings, you find yourself standing in a great hall.
Grand Entryhall(s, out and e)

A Statue
A Rohirrim door guard stands here
Andune, guardian of the sunset
HP:0 EP:0> l
Behold! You stand within the Grand Entryhall of the Amruin.
Rows of golden pillars surround you. The west wall is adorned
with a huge green banner. The east side of the room is blocked
by a wall of fire! You are overcome with a sense of awe and
wonderment as you gaze about. Light streams forth from slits cut
in the ceiling, casting a glow which makes the chamber radiate.
The only obvious exits are south, out and east.

A Rohirrim door guard stands here
Andune, guardian of the sunset
HP:0 EP:0> Someone looks over you with cold, stern eyes.
You feel like Andune is gazing into your very soul!
Someone appears from the shadows.
Someone leaves east.
Someone enters.
sob
You sob uncontrollably.
HP:0 EP:0> 'my guildmates killed me
You say: my guildmates killed me
HP:0 EP:0> Someone hmms.
Someone says in Rohirric: really?

'and left me to rot on the amruin guild doorstep
You say: and left me to rot on the amruin guild doorstep