Who needs Durms when you have guildmates like these? Sorry no colors and the <BR> thingies. It's a txt file since I didn't log it at the time and had to go back and copy my scrollback
<HTML><FONT SIZE=3 PTSIZE=10>***It all started so innocently, just Wormbaneii throwing a boat at me. It escalated to this point, where I decide I need superior weaponry***<BR>
<BR>
Ok.<BR>
You grip Telemnar with a sure hand.<BR>
You wield Telemnar, Axe of the Valacirca.<BR>
> hpq<BR>
hp: 134/210<BR>
end: 68/210<BR>
> score<BR>
You are too drunk to remember even your own name.<BR>
> u<BR>
u<BR>
Final Portion (s, u, n and d)<BR>
A small rune covered knife<BR>
Vial of vigour<BR>
A studded leather baldric<BR>
A small rune covered knife<BR>
A sling<BR>
A mixed potion<BR>
> <BR>
The stairs creak a little as you wind your way upward but<BR>
they seem to be sturdy. In the places where there are breaks in<BR>
the foliage, the view is spectacular.<BR>
<BR>
Tavern Commons (archway and d)<BR>
A slender, nymph-like figure glides around the room.<BR>
Three, happy drunks are singing and drinking.<BR>
A trash can<BR>
> archway<BR>
Tavern Bar(archway)<BR>
Fofester the sindar Special Agent (Angelic)<BR>
A well-crafted boat<BR>
A wooden spear<BR>
An Elanor star<BR>
A sturdy wooden chair<BR>
Zoso the silvan : Alae! gelaidh en Lorien, gelaidh embar nín!<BR>
A trash can<BR>
A small ballot box<BR>
Cedric the barkeep<BR>
You feel as if you are being watched!<BR>
> Zoso hits you.<BR>
You are too busy to make an attack!<BR>
[ Valacirca ] Zoso: you'll break it :)<BR>
Zoso misses you.<BR>
Telemnar won't let you hit a servant of Eru!<BR>
You discard your axe, and bring your hands up to bear.<BR>
You miss Zoso.<BR>
The sounds of revelry come from the next room.<BR>
Anonymous figure wields his crooked runed sword with careless ease.<BR>
'oh bah<BR>
You say: oh bah<BR>
> You miss Zoso.<BR>
Fofester says: figure!!!<BR>
'wuss axe<BR>
You say: wuss axe<BR>
> You miss Zoso.<BR>
$Telemnar won't let you hit a servant of Eru!<BR>
You miss Zoso.<BR>
[ Valacirca ] Dorianna: Telemnar won't let you hit a servant of Eru!<BR>
> Zoso giggles.<BR>
Zoso misses you.<BR>
You miss Zoso.<BR>
hpq<BR>
hp: 135/210<BR>
end: 72/210<BR>
> archway<BR>
Tavern Commons (archway and d)<BR>
A slender, nymph-like figure glides around the room.<BR>
Three, happy drunks are singing and drinking.<BR>
A trash can<BR>
> d<BR>
d<BR>
<BR>
The stairs creak a little on the way down but discounting <BR>
anything you had to drink, they seem safe enough. You find the<BR>
rope along the inside of the stairway to be reassuring as you<BR>
return to the main rooms of the guild.<BR>
<BR>
Final Portion (s, u, n and d)<BR>
A small rune covered knife<BR>
Vial of vigour<BR>
A studded leather baldric<BR>
A small rune covered knife<BR>
A sling<BR>
A mixed potion<BR>
> Valacirca Armoury(museum and u)<BR>
An ancient silver blade<BR>
A dwarven mining pack<BR>
A dwarven war shield<BR>
An orc short sword<BR>
A large harvester's pack (open)<BR>
A ranger ruck<BR>
A dwarven hauberk (mended)<BR>
A sapphire sword<BR>
A sapphire sword<BR>
A sapphire sword (sharpened)<BR>
A large training prod<BR>
A sapphire sword<BR>
A Dwarven Warhammer<BR>
A huge two-handed sword<BR>
A crooked runed sword<BR>
A crooked runed sword<BR>
A sapphire sword<BR>
A large wicker basket<BR>
A large wicker basket<BR>
A laundry basket<BR>
A laundry basket<BR>
Gawain the Green Ranger<BR>
A large iron bound chest<BR>
> <BR>
Gawain looks up as you enter and tells you:<BR>
"Only 4 hours 58 minutes 23 seconds longer until I pack up<BR>
for Caras Galadon and sell this equipment!"<BR>
[ Valacirca ] Zoso nods<BR>
drop axe<BR>
Ok.<BR>
> wield hammer<BR>
You wield your dwarven warhammer.<BR>
> drop hammer<BR>
You remove a Dwarven Warhammer.<BR>
Ok.<BR>
> wield two-handed sword<BR>
Your hands are full!<BR>
It must be in your hands first!<BR>
> i<BR>
YoU aRE MUch tOo DRunK tO COuNt yOur ThinGs.<BR>
> drop bottle<BR>
Ok.<BR>
> wield two-handed sword<BR>
Your muscles bulge as you whisk the giant sword into position.<BR>
You wield your huge sword.<BR>
> u<BR>
u<BR>
Final Portion (s, u, n and d)<BR>
A small rune covered knife<BR>
Vial of vigour<BR>
A studded leather baldric<BR>
A small rune covered knife<BR>
A sling<BR>
A mixed potion<BR>
> <BR>
The stairs creak a little as you wind your way upward but<BR>
they seem to be sturdy. In the places where there are breaks in<BR>
the foliage, the view is spectacular.<BR>
<BR>
Tavern Commons (archway and d)<BR>
A slender, nymph-like figure glides around the room.<BR>
Three, happy drunks are singing and drinking.<BR>
A trash can<BR>
> archway<BR>
<BR>
The wood surrounding Glin's bare feet seems to sparkle and glow!<BR>
Tavern Bar(archway)<BR>
Wormbaneii the dunedain Weaponsmaster (Angelic)<BR>
Fofester the sindar Special Agent (Angelic)<BR>
A well-crafted boat<BR>
A wooden spear<BR>
An Elanor star<BR>
A sturdy wooden chair<BR>
Zoso the silvan : Alae! gelaidh en Lorien, gelaidh embar nín!<BR>
A trash can<BR>
A small ballot box<BR>
Cedric the barkeep<BR>
You feel as if you are being watched!<BR>
> Fofester unwraps the venison and eats it slowly, savoring its taste.<BR>
Fofester puts an oak leaf, creased from use into a trash can.<BR>
Zoso hits you hard.<BR>
You are too busy to make an attack!<BR>
From deep inside the trash can you hear a muffled BOOM! It is then silent.<BR>
^ Korzan: Ok. Lets make a legend for the plague. :)<BR>
Zoso hits you.<BR>
You cut into Zoso's ribs. The wound splatters blood everywhere!<BR>
<BR>
Zoso is still in good shape and fighting hard.<BR>
<BR>
You miss a cut at Zoso's legs.<BR>
Zoso eeks.<BR>
You miss Zoso's shoulder. The blade was deflected.<BR>
Zoso looks at you.<BR>
You miss Zoso's neck. The blade was blocked.<BR>
cackle evilly<BR>
You throw your head back and cackle evilly.<BR>
> You tremble as Zoso wields the fang of Sauron.<BR>
Zoso wields his fang.<BR>
You cut into Zoso's ribs. The wound splatters blood everywhere!<BR>
Wormbaneii pops the cork on a bottle of wine and drinks it down.<BR>
Wormbaneii puts an empty bottle into a trash can.<BR>
From deep inside the trash can you hear a muffled BOOM! It is then silent.<BR>
Fofester looks at you.<BR>
You miss Zoso's head as the blade whistles through the air.<BR>
Fofester laughs.<BR>
You miss Zoso's chest. The powerful blow would have crushed stone.<BR>
Zoso hits you very hard, leaving severed body parts!<BR>
You miss Zoso's sword arm with a vertical slash.<BR>
Zoso cuts your arm, leaving several bruises.<BR>
You cut into Zoso's ribs. The wound splatters blood everywhere!<BR>
<BR>
Zoso shows signs of tiring as reflexes slow.<BR>
<BR>
giggle<BR>
You giggle.<BR>
> Zoso hits you very hard, leaving severed body parts!<BR>
You miss Zoso's shoulder. The blade was deflected.<BR>
Anonymous figure tickles you incessantly.<BR>
Zoso hits you very hard, leaving severed body parts!<BR>
You miss Zoso's shoulder. The blade was deflected.<BR>
'geez, i LOVE these emotes!!!<BR>
You say: geez, i LOVE these emotes!!!<BR>
> ^ Deboraha: Seriously though, what did Baklen do to make himself a standout<BR>
for a legend?<BR>
Zoso dilacerates you like a hungry wolf destroying flesh.<BR>
You miss Zoso's head as the blade whistles through the air.<BR>
Wormbaneii smashes his forehead into your nose.<BR>
Someone steps out of the background.<BR>
Wormbaneii misses you.<BR>
Jaier scorches you on the shoulder with a large bolt, charring flesh!<BR>
Zoso dilacerates you like a hungry wolf destroying flesh.<BR>
You miss Jaier's shoulder. The blade was deflected.<BR>
hpq<BR>
hp: 0/210<BR>
end: 86/210<BR>
> Wormbaneii maims you with tremendous force!<BR>
Jaier sears you causing severe nerve damage.<BR>
Zoso chops you.<BR>
You have died.<BR>
The huge sword is too long to fit into the corpse of Dorianna.<BR>
<BR>
You have a strange feeling.<BR>
You can see your own lifeless body from above.<BR>
<BR>
Cedric looks up and smiles. Hello Dorianna!<BR>
You notice that he is missing a front tooth.<BR>
Someone acks!<BR>
Someone leaves archway.<BR>
bah<BR>
You smile and say: Bah!<BR>
HP:0 EP:0> Someone falls down laughing.<BR>
Someone says: fuck<BR>
Someone rolls on the floor laughing.<BR>
Someone acks!<BR>
Someone removes the fang of Sauron.<BR>
The sounds of revelry come from the next room.<BR>
''The huge sword is too long to fit into the corpse of Dorianna.<BR>
You say: 'The huge sword is too long to fit into the corpse of Dorianna.<BR>
HP:0 EP:0> Someone enters.<BR>
Someone removes a crooked runed sword.<BR>
Someone puts a crooked runed sword into a studded leather baldric.<BR>
Someone looks at Jaier.<BR>
<BR>
Someone looks at a strange runed staff.<BR>
Someone says: im so sorry<BR>
'sometimes the guildhall is the most dangerous place<BR>
You say: sometimes the guildhall is the most dangerous place<BR>
HP:0 EP:0> Someone says: sheesh now that i need another 2 bottles of wine for my ep<BR>
Someone grovels shamelessly.<BR>
Someone pops the cork on a bottle of wine and drinks it down.<BR>
Someone grovels shamelessly.<BR>
'i had on wimpy<BR>
You say: i had on wimpy<BR>
HP:0 EP:0> Someone puts an empty bottle into a trash can.<BR>
Someone grovels shamelessly.<BR>
From deep inside the trash can you hear a muffled BOOM! It is then silent.<BR>
'that was a hell of a round :P<BR>
You say: that was a hell of a round :P<BR>
HP:0 EP:0> Someone grovels shamelessly.<BR>
Someone says: oh god<BR>
Someone grovels shamelessly.<BR>
Someone grovels shamelessly.<BR>
Someone pops the cork on a bottle of wine and drinks it down.<BR>
Someone grovels shamelessly.<BR>
Someone puts an empty bottle into a trash can.<BR>
'bah, it's okay. I die all the time<BR>
From deep inside the trash can you hear a muffled BOOM! It is then silent.<BR>
You say: bah, it's okay. I die all the time<BR>
HP:0 EP:0> hpq<BR>
What?<BR>
HP:0 EP:0> who enemy<BR>
Someone wombles.<BR>
Someone wombles.<BR>
There are no beings of this world visible to you.<BR>
HP:0 EP:0> Someone wombles.<BR>
Someone chuckles.<BR>
<BR>
***I go to Amruin guildhall to try to get sympathy* <BR>
<BR>
A hitching post<BR>
HP:0 EP:0> Do: Commands completed.<BR>
HP:0 EP:0> enter<BR>
Guild Entrance(exit and path)<BR>
HP:0 EP:0> place hand on emblem<BR>
You place your palm upon the symbol of the Rohirrim.<BR>
<BR>
Suddenly, the doors glow as bright as the sun itself, blinding you!<BR>
<BR>
You rub your eyes and eventually your sight returns to you. When you look<BR>
around to regain your bearings, you find yourself standing in a great hall.<BR>
Grand Entryhall(s, out and e)<BR>
<BR>
A Statue<BR>
A Rohirrim door guard stands here<BR>
Andune, guardian of the sunset<BR>
HP:0 EP:0> l<BR>
Behold! You stand within the Grand Entryhall of the Amruin.<BR>
Rows of golden pillars surround you. The west wall is adorned<BR>
with a huge green banner. The east side of the room is blocked<BR>
by a wall of fire! You are overcome with a sense of awe and<BR>
wonderment as you gaze about. Light streams forth from slits cut<BR>
in the ceiling, casting a glow which makes the chamber radiate.<BR>
The only obvious exits are south, out and east.<BR>
<BR>
A Rohirrim door guard stands here<BR>
Andune, guardian of the sunset<BR>
HP:0 EP:0> Someone looks over you with cold, stern eyes.<BR>
You feel like Andune is gazing into your very soul!<BR>
Someone appears from the shadows.<BR>
Someone leaves east.<BR>
Someone enters.<BR>
sob<BR>
You sob uncontrollably.<BR>
HP:0 EP:0> 'my guildmates killed me<BR>
You say: my guildmates killed me<BR>
HP:0 EP:0> Someone hmms.<BR>
Someone says in Rohirric: really?<BR>
<BR>
'and left me to rot on the amruin guild doorstep<BR>
You say: and left me to rot on the amruin guild doorstep<BR>
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