Alexa tells you: I have the following on sale:
Lot  Seller      Price  Description                               Tag
#443 Arithon        28 - a simple snakeskin sheath                Always use a sheath
#444 Arithon        35 - a dark red flask (empty)                 Put something in it
#445 Arithon        35 - a crystal (spent)                        SEE THE LIGHT! 
#449 Arithon        35 - a ladder                                 Climb stuff, maybe?
#450 Arithon        35 - an ornate iron key                       Go get yourself in some trouble. I'll meet ya there
#451 Arithon        35 - a jeweled key                            Either the key to my chastity belt or Erebor. Not sure which
#452 Tevildo        35 - the Death Lance                                         
#454 Heidi          42 - a cooked bluegill                        Smell's Like Arithons Pants...
#458 Heidi          47 - a pair of seamstress scissors            Get a pack or Give Arithon the CHOP :P
#459 Arithon       142 - Arithon's auction package                [ two simple snakeskin sheaths ] Be safe with Heidi...use TWO sheathes!!
#461 Arithon        35 - a grey cat                               Selling it for less than Heidi is....
#462 Heidi         100 - a living staff                           Better than Arithon 1. Fresh 2. Gets Solid In Your Hand.
#463 Heidi         100 - a pair of muddy boots                    From Arithons Last Trip Dogging
#464 Arithon        50 - a battered hoe                           Battered and used hoe for sale...NO, not Heidi this time!
#465 Heidi         100 - a keg of Mead of Rohan                   Going with Arithon? Use Your Beer Goggles!
#467 Arithon        47 - a pair of bone bracers                   If you're going to be with Heidi, you need a bone bracer ;)
#468 Heidi         250 - a sturdy pitchfork                       STICK this in Arithon He's Done ;)
#469 Arithon        50 - a large black pelt                       Heidi's backhair!
#470 Heidi         500 - Heidi's auction package                  [ a sack and a bag ] Going with Arithon?Double Bag His Face
#471 Falgor         50 - a battered hoe                           Arithon, if you want her she is right here.
#473 Heidi         300 - a modest dress                           Put Arithon in this and **** him :P
#474 Heidi         200 - a pair of wooden dentures                From Arithons Last Bird :P
#475 Heidi         200 - a sharpened wooden paddle                 Spank Arithon Like The Hoe He Is :P
#476 Heidi         200 - a wooden pacifier                        Arithon has a dressing up as a toddler fetish :P
#477 Heidi         100 - a twig broom                             Arithon used this tho pleasure himself once!
#478 Arithon        50 - an oily rag                              Here ya go, Heidi, you're dripping on the carpet again
#479 Arithon        50 - a fillet of tuna                         This is how you know it's bath-time, Heidi
#480 Arithon        50 - an ash fishing rod                       Wash this off, while you're at it
#481 Heidi         100 - a small container of cleaning fluid      Arithon's Last Test Sample
#482 Arithon        50 - a worm                                   Haven't had your shots yet, Heidi?
#483 Heidi          50 - a worm                                   I thought this came out of you Arithon?
#484 Heidi          50 - a worm                                   Or is this your junk?
#485 Arithon        50 - a worm                                   It's like pitching a worm into the ocean
#487 Heidi          50 - a worm                                   is when your junk is as small as this Ari :P
#488 Arithon       150 - Arithon's auction package                [ steak 'n taters and a glass of tomato juice ] Take her to dinner and if you can stand the smell, she's yours
#489 Heidi         100 - a smoothly polished white ring           White and Clean Unlike Arithons Ring :P
#490 Arithon       150 - Arithon's auction package                [ a leather collar, a mug of cherry ale and a link of greasy sausage ] Heidi tells you: I'm going to bed now :)