For too long have our kind been oppressed. Snatched from the ground and held captive in fat, sweaty hands. Stuffed into containers like inanimate objects. Tossed into trash cans like garbage. Subjected to sexual assault by fools who believe in fairy tales. I have had enough, and as your new self-declared king I mark this day as the beginning of the Frog Revolution. The peoples of Arda will see that we are capable of fighting back. That we can draw their blood as well. Soon they shall dread the sight of a frog warrior.