I guess the logpage inactivity is due to summer. Here's something to read while we wait for the usual posters to come back :) Armandil had a 5k hit on him, and had killed a friend. Much enjoyment! (posting for Regoroth)
THE STORM doesn't care about rings and shit, though, I'm going to schedule her for a ride on the STORMFRONT sometime next week. I can give her what her man can't.
We haven't even cut our album yet and Atlantic Records is offering us a two million advance. I don't really need the money, because the patents I recorded are still raking in some huge cash, but I could use another boat.
thats so not true, i cry
Oracle, your logs are the most fun to read :)
Hahahah hirgail! :)
It was insane.
Then I logged off because fifteen ERs took over all the FR lands just to try to bring down THE STORM. It was so crazy I had to go to the bar, so I went there and did fifteen shots of jager in five minutes and met this hot little Asian girl who talked like 'me no speeky engrish' but that didn't matter to THE STORM, and so I gave it to her like she was on the Bataan Death March and she was crying and wailing and begging me not to stop but THE STORM listens to no man or woman!
They need to calm down, and talk to each other, and just chill out. I bet if they stopped bombing and shooting each other and just did some mad streetracing through their crazy ass tiny streets, knocking over camels and fruit stands, they'd have more fun and would get tons chicks. Because no chick wants a guy with a shaggy beard and AK47 but every girl wants a hot guy flying through the streets in his pimped out ride.
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The best STORM blog post is the one about the Asian Milf that ends with... 'It was insane'. lolol wish I remember where that was.
Anyone got a link for the horrors of t2t still?
Wow, you blinded a blind guy and killed him. *golf clap*
quick and well done :)
'Last night the mud was wicked. THE STORM was approaching his target and suddenly five warlords appared with whip and stormbow and mels and some crazy wep no one has ever seen before that is like 180/150.
THE STORM was about to be recently deceased when I remembered that even though I had no eq on me I could huntbreak them just using emotes and so I ran fast to the crimon canyon and used a secret trick to get them to go inside and at the same time leave their healing because I was about to die but it worked and I solo'd a five man party.'
It's still up!
prof axe :S
what ax is that?
Bang!