Kaemon with yet another grand plan

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Alkath [legacy]
Uploaded
23 November 2011 00:00:00
Type
Player Kill

It seems as if the menage a trois he invited Jakob too was a bit too rough on him... maybe he needs more "experience" before he tries something like that again? Posting for Jakob.


HP:230 EP:147> score
Jakob the dwarf Defender (Demonic)
Your tummy is very happy, but not yet full.
HP: 230/230   END: 147/230   Avg. Stats: 100   Quests done: 41
Current exp: 1477096 (95% for level)           Total exp: 2017589
Strength:  100          Agility: 100            Charisma:  100
Constitution:  100      Coordination:  100       Intelligence: 100
Level 19 assassin, 3d 8h 44m 58s old.
You are extending your vision.
HP:230 EP:147> You fail to hit Spider.
Spider grazes you.
skills
Common Skills:
Aim            : 100       Attack         : 100       Awareness      :  100
Defense        : 100       Dodge          : 100       Evasion        :  100
Fire building  : 100       Intuition      : 100       Riding         :  100

Professional Skills:               
Assassination    : 100             
Deception        : 100             
Lethal precision : 100            
Stalking         : 100             
HP:228 EP:146> You fail to hit Spider.
Spider misses you.
legend antares
Antares Miridian, the edain Cu-en-Gurth (Din Amarth) 
On for:  2m 36s                           Gender: male
Age: 38d 7h 27m 42s                       
Can be mailed: Antares@Carrock
Antares is a member of the Beornings.
Info: Alzreth says: I feel like I headbutted a kilo of coke 
Antares' PvP flag is turned off.
HP:228 EP:146> You fail to hit Spider.
Spider misses you.
whoe
                                                 The Two Towers

Jakob the dwarf Defender (Demonic)                                                                                (free)  
Benagan ar-naluzir the numenorean Soul Harvester                                                                  (evil)  
Karmic the dunedain Deadly Shot (Shadowspawn of Mordor)                                                           (evil)  
Argazir Ar-Zimrathon the dunedain Archmage (Shadowspawn of Mordor)                                                (evil)  
Kaemon Diaktoros the dwarf Reaver (Shadowspawn of Mordor)                                                         (evil)  
Vakheresh Valgrukh the easterling Shadow of a Man (Murderous)                                                     (evil)  
Slythe Daurattu the numenorean Ugru 'nSulum (Watching)                                                            (evil)  
Falgor Ar-Zimrathon the numenorean Wolf Trainer (Corsair of Umbar)                                         (guildmaster)  
Esteban Fiago, the dunedain Fist of Eru (Shadow-bane)                                                      (guildmaster)  
Chiprox Nestor the eorling Third Marshal of the Mark                                                       (guildmaster)  

Total demonics and shadowspawns: 10
Total users: 38
HP:228 EP:146> You fluidly plunge the sword between Spider's ribs.
Spider misses you.
e
A narrow tunnel(w and e)
HP:228 EP:145> ^ Benagan: love that guy.
find kaemon
Kaemon is in Mordor at The Tower of Barad-dur.
HP:228 EP:125> w
A narrow tunnel(e)
 A giant spider
 An empty bottle [2]
HP:228 EP:125> i
Gold: 235     (rough)  Encumbrance: lightly encumbered  
You are carrying the following on your person:
*The Steward's long sword (wielded).
*A dwarven deathmask (worn).
*A small black-bladed dagger.
*A small vial labeled 'Morgoth'.
*A small vial labeled 'Morgoth'.
*A small vial labeled 'Orome'.
*A small vial labeled 'Ulmo'.
*A small vial labeled 'Ulmo'.
*A long black cowled cloak (worn).
*An ornate iron key (worn).
*A spiked shield (worn).
*An Orc courier pack (worn).
*A suit of sparkling armour (worn).
*Pasha's war horn (worn).
*An old leather baldric (worn).
*A metal necklace (worn).






Ok, that guy likes to talk. A lot.
Also, that guy likes to misbehave. A lot.

Basically, that guy is a general asshole.

A lot!







HP:230 EP:222> e
A commoners' mess hall(nw, n, ne, w, e and s)
 A troll stuffs himself near the table
 An orc sits here eating at a table
HP:230 EP:221> nw
A forge and blacksmith shop(se)
 A trash chute built into the wall
 A heavy black anvil
 A variag armourer works the forge
HP:230 EP:221> Master of much sex tells you: Kaemon is in Mordor at The Tower of Barad-dur.        In the
     room: a sleeping alcove.   Kaemon is not wanted
Triggered!  doing: hunt kaemon
There is no such living object here.
HP:230 EP:221> Your eyes ache from the strain of maintaining your enhanced vision.
e
You can't go that way!
HP:230 EP:220> se
se
A commoners' mess hall(nw, n, ne, w, e and s)
 A troll stuffs himself near the table
 An orc sits here eating at a table
HP:230 EP:220> You can't go that way!
HP:230 EP:220> Troll grunts and continues his meal.
Orc nearly chokes on a whole leg bone.
e
A dark hallway(w and se)
HP:230 EP:219> se
se
^ Vakheresh: I'd rather stay in Harad
A dark hallway(nw, e and se)
HP:230 EP:219> sw
sw
An enormous hall(nw, w, e and sw)
HP:230 EP:219> w
A dark hallway(ne and sw)
HP:230 EP:219> A dark hallway(ne and w)
 A patrolling orc
HP:230 EP:219> e
A warrior's lounge(n, w and e)
 A trash chute built into the wall
 Several tables occupy the room
 A large wooden counter
 Rimrol attentively watches his bar
HP:230 EP:219> ne
A dark hallway(ne and w)
 A patrolling orc
HP:230 EP:219> ne
A dark hallway(ne and sw)
HP:230 EP:219> An enormous hall(nw, w, e and sw)
HP:230 EP:219> w
A narrow hallway(w, d, u and e)
 A menacing guard [2]
HP:230 EP:219> u
A tight staircase leading down(n and d)
HP:230 EP:219> n
You open the north door.
A tan-colored hallway(w, e and s)
You close the south door.
HP:230 EP:217> w
s
A tan-colored hallway(n, w, e and s)
HP:230 EP:217> The officers' lounge(n)
 A trash chute built into the wall
 A dark-skinned numenorean
 Lorft the barkeeper
HP:230 EP:217> n
A tan-colored hallway(n, w, e and s)
HP:230 EP:217> e
A tan-colored hallway(w, e and s)
HP:230 EP:217> e
^ Vakheresh: At least here people are normal
s
A tan-colored hallway(w, e and s)
 An orc courier glares at you
HP:230 EP:217> The sleeping quarters(n and w)
 Sabina, a female guard
 A sign... look at it
HP:230 EP:217> w
You have not rented a room.
HP:230 EP:217> visit kaemon
You haven't been invited to that person's room.
HP:230 EP:216> ^ Medivh: Easterlings don't have rights
legend kaemon
Kaemon Diaktoros the dwarf Reaver (Shadowspawn of Mordor) 
On for:  4m 47s                           Gender: male
Age: 4d 1h 7m 16s                         
Kaemon is a servant of the Dark Lord.
Info: A bringer of dreams. A watcher by night. A cunning thief.  
Kaemon's PvP flag is turned off.
Triggered!  doing: hunt kaemon
HP:230 EP:215> There is no such living object here.





Long, boring wait.





HP:230 EP:206> legend kaemon
Kaemon Diaktoros the dwarf Reaver (Shadowspawn of Mordor) 
[ Idle for 10m 47s ]
On for:  29m 16s                          Gender: male
Age: 4d 1h 9m 46s                         
Kaemon is a servant of the Dark Lord.
Info: A bringer of dreams. A watcher by night. A cunning thief.  
Kaemon's PvP flag is turned off.
HP:230 EP:204> legend kaemon
^ Kaemon: Milentije just invited me to come watch his monage e
     trois with his bodyguards.  I'd prefer if we all got together and had
     an orgy so lets go team.








Ok, the guy wants to pull me to Colonel Milentije.
No worries. He doesn't know how that room works.

I do.






Kaemon Diaktoros the dwarf Reaver (Shadowspawn of Mordor) 
On for:  29m 16s                          Gender: male
Age: 4d 1h 9m 46s                         
Kaemon is a servant of the Dark Lord.
Info: A bringer of dreams. A watcher by night. A cunning thief.  
Kaemon's PvP flag is turned off.
HP:230 EP:204> legend kaemon
Kaemon Diaktoros the dwarf Reaver (Shadowspawn of Mordor) 
On for:  29m 17s                          Gender: male
Age: 4d 1h 9m 46s                         
Kaemon is a servant of the Dark Lord.
Info: A bringer of dreams. A watcher by night. A cunning thief.  
Kaemon's PvP flag is turned off.
HP:230 EP:204> legend kaemon
^ Kaemon: Wrong comm
Kaemon Diaktoros the dwarf Reaver (Shadowspawn of Mordor) 
On for:  29m 23s                          Gender: male
Age: 4d 1h 9m 52s                         
Kaemon is a servant of the Dark Lord.
Info: A bringer of dreams. A watcher by night. A cunning thief.  
Kaemon's PvP flag is turned off.
HP:230 EP:202> ^ Benagan: all of hiis books are kinkier. he was into bisexual
     pollamery bdsm in the fiftees.
HP:230 EP:200> "master of much sex there we go.. unidle
You tell Master of much sex: there we go.. unidle
HP:230 EP:199> l
    This long and narrow room serves as the sleeping quarters for
Sauron's elite generals.  The bare necessities include lockers for
personal items, and sleeping bunks for resting.  The room appears
to be empty at the moment; perhaps if you were to bribe the guard,
she would let you sleep here.  There is a sign posted upon one of
the walls.
    The only obvious exits are north and west.
 A sign... look at it
HP:230 EP:198> ^ Antares: Lol
HP:230 EP:198> Master of much sex tells you: he is talking on the comm





EP up again while waiting for him to get his balls out of his ass.





HP:230 EP:227> legend kaemon
Kaemon Diaktoros the dwarf Reaver (Shadowspawn of Mordor) 
On for:  29m 45s                          Gender: male
Age: 4d 1h 10m 14s                        
Kaemon is a servant of the Dark Lord.
Info: A bringer of dreams. A watcher by night. A cunning thief.  
Kaemon's PvP flag is turned off.
HP:230 EP:227> Kaemon enters.
Triggered!  doing: hunt kaemon
legend kaemon
You begin to hunt Kaemon.
HP:230 EP:227> Kaemon Diaktoros the dwarf Reaver (Shadowspawn of Mordor) 
On for:  29m 46s                          Gender: male
Age: 4d 1h 10m 16s                        
Kaemon is a servant of the Dark Lord.
Info: A bringer of dreams. A watcher by night. A cunning thief.  
Kaemon's PvP flag is turned off.
HP:230 EP:226> Kaemon leaves north.
You follow Kaemon north.
A tan-colored hallway(w, e and s)
 Kaemon Diaktoros the dwarf Reaver (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 An orc courier runs errands
Kaemon leaves east.
You follow Kaemon east.
A tan-colored hallway(w, e and s)
 Kaemon Diaktoros the dwarf Reaver (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
Kaemon leaves east.
You follow Kaemon east.
A tan-colored hallway(w and s)
 Kaemon Diaktoros the dwarf Reaver (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
^ Zerka: try reading Kushiel's Dart by Carey
Kaemon leaves south.
You follow Kaemon south.
A narrow corridor(n and s)
 Kaemon Diaktoros the dwarf Reaver (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
hunt kaemon
remove cleaver
drink mixed potion
wear all from cloak
wear all from pack
remove horn
blow horn for strategy
blow horn
wear horn
drink necklace
drop necklace
wear simple-looking necklace from pack
detach gem
focus aim
drink orome
get cleaver from pack
get cleaver from baldric
remove cleaver
get twilight dagger from cloak
get twilight dagger from pack
wield twilight dagger
drink orome
backstab kaemon
wield cleaver
ram
headbutt
You are already hunting Kaemon!
HP:230 EP:224> You don't possess a cleaver.
HP:230 EP:224> You put your lips to the potion and gulp it all down.
You feel more aware of the tactics of battle.
HP:230 EP:230> You have no armour in cloak to wear!
HP:230 EP:230> bands of slaying : A rush of power is unleashed within you - time to RUMBLE!
You wear the bands of slaying.
HP:230 EP:230> You remove pasha's war horn from your neck.
HP:230 EP:230>     You blow the horn loudly and with the tune of the horn, you begin to
concentrate on dealing more concise hits!
HP:230 EP:205> Blow for what?
HP:230 EP:205> You hang pasha's war horn around your neck.
HP:230 EP:205> That doesn't appear to be something you should drink.
HP:230 EP:205>     Your trophies are too valuable for you to just drop this necklace
away.  However, if you really, really want to get rid of them, you can
always "destroy" them.
Your movement reveals you.
HP:230 EP:205> There is no simple-looking necklace in the pack.
HP:230 EP:205> What?
HP:230 EP:205> You focused on aim last time, try something different!
HP:230 EP:205> You sip the liquid, to taste it, and somehow, you have finished the 
vial. In a flash of rage you throw the vial from you, and it shatters 
on the ground. You are stunned by the accuracy of your throw.
HP:230 EP:205> Ok.
You switch your grip to two hands.
You wield a big razor-sharp meat cleaver.
HP:230 EP:205> There is no cleaver in the baldric to get.
HP:230 EP:205> You switch your grip to one hand.
You remove a big razor-sharp meat cleaver.
HP:230 EP:205> There is no twilight dagger in the cloak to get.
HP:230 EP:205> There is no twilight dagger in the pack to get.
HP:230 EP:205> You wield your twilight dagger.
HP:230 EP:205> There is no orome here.
HP:230 EP:205> In these lawless lands, this act is not a crime!
You attack Kaemon.
You sneak up and stab Kaemon from behind!
A shadow suddenly envelops the surroundings.
You sink the blade into Kaemon's abdominal cavity.
HP:230 EP:155> You sheath the twilight dagger.
You switch your grip to two hands.
You wield your meat cleaver.
HP:230 EP:155> You move in close to attack, but fail to connect due to poor timing.
Your attack fails.
HP:230 EP:155> You move in close to attack, but fail to connect due to poor timing.
You can't do that.
HP:230 EP:155> You slice Kaemon like a cook slices an onion.
Kaemon misses you.
You are no longer camouflaged.
Kaemon opens the south door.
Kaemon leaves south.
You follow Kaemon south.
An officer's office(n)
 Kaemon Diaktoros the dwarf Reaver (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 An orc courier trots along the hallway
 Colonel Milentije
 A variag bodyguard
 An uruk-hai bodyguard
Kaemon closes the north door.
headbutt
You shout out a battlecry as your forehead demolishes Kaemon's nose.
HP:230 EP:119> 
    You notice one of the bodyguards walking to Milentije's desk,
whispering something to him.  You are not sure, but you overheard
something like: 'Sir, is ... ... ... ... dirty ... ... ... Sabina ...
dead ... The Tower of Barad-dur ... ...?'. 





Ok, now the little bully is smiling to himself.

"Hehe, Jakob is screwed! He is such an asshole
that kills us poor un-deserving nice guys. We've
never done anyone anything bad! Yep, we're good
guys, I'm working together with Daywalker towards
saving this mud! Assholes don't understand that
all that we do is actually cruicial for T2T's
survival!"

That's what I imagine at least, considering their
attitude :)







kill kaemon
Kaemon opens the north door.





UH OH! Blocked from leaving?!?! ARG!!!!





You attack Kaemon.
HP:230 EP:119> You carve Kaemon up like a pig.
hunt kaemon
You are already hunting Kaemon!
HP:230 EP:117>     Milentije whispers something to the guard.  He does it correctly:
you don't hear a word.
kill kaemon
You attack Kaemon.
HP:230 EP:117> You carve Kaemon up like a pig.
Suddenly you have a massive headache.
kill kaemon
You attack Kaemon.
HP:230 EP:117> headbutt kaemon
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
HP:230 EP:117>     The guard nods and moves towards the door.  You are starting to get
an EXTREMELY bad feeling about this.
headbutt kaemon
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
HP:230 EP:117> You carve Kaemon up like a pig.
Kaemon misses you.
ram kaemon
You ram the spiked shield into someone's chest!
HP:230 EP:97> kill kaemon
You decide to put Kaemon out of his misery.
Kaemon falls to the ground.
HP:230 EP:97> 2
You slice Kaemon like a cook slices an onion.
You killed Kaemon.
    Full of glee, you raise Kaemon's head, cut one of his ears and
string it onto your necklace as a trophy of your victory, for all to see.
Kaemon has died.
In these lawless lands, this act is not a crime!
some gold coins : Ok.
HP:230 EP:96> You put 98 gold in your pockets.
do alias out
Milentije straightens at his desk, then looks at you.  
Do: starting commands.
HP:230 EP:96> Stuff.
HP:230 EP:96>     One of the guards bars your way.  It looks like someone is going to
have MAJOR problems now...
HP:230 EP:96>     One of the guards bars your way.  It looks like someone is going to
have MAJOR problems now...
HP:230 EP:96> You can't go that way!
HP:230 EP:96> You can't go that way!
HP:230 EP:96> You can't go that way!
HP:230 EP:96> There is no south door.
HP:230 EP:96> There is no south door.
HP:230 EP:96> You can't go that way!
HP:230 EP:96> You can't go that way!
HP:230 EP:96> You can't go that way!
HP:230 EP:96> Stuff.
HP:230 EP:96> There is no east door.
HP:230 EP:96> There is no east door.
HP:230 EP:96> You can't go that way!
HP:230 EP:96> You can't go that way!
HP:230 EP:96> You can't go that way!
HP:230 EP:96> You can't go that way!
HP:230 EP:96> You can't go that way!
HP:230 EP:96> You can't go that way!
HP:230 EP:96> You can't go that way!
HP:230 EP:96> Stuff.
HP:230 EP:96> Do: Commands completed.
HP:230 EP:96> Milentije says in Westron: So, how would you explain this?  Sabina has
     been found dead, and all the evidence points at you.
n
    One of the guards bars your way.  It looks like someone is going to
have MAJOR problems now...
HP:230 EP:96> n
    One of the guards bars your way.  It looks like someone is going to
have MAJOR problems now...
HP:230 EP:96> i
put sword into baldric
k colonel
Gold: 369              Encumbrance: heavily encumbered  
You are carrying the following on your person:
*A big razor-sharp meat cleaver (wielded).
*The bands of slaying (worn).
*The twilight dagger.
*A dwarven deathmask (worn).
*A small black-bladed dagger.
*A small vial labeled 'Morgoth'.
*A small vial labeled 'Morgoth'.
*A small vial labeled 'Ulmo'.
*A small vial labeled 'Ulmo'.
*A long black cowled cloak (worn).
*An ornate iron key (worn).
*A spiked shield (worn).
*An Orc courier pack (worn).
*A suit of sparkling armour (worn).
*Pasha's war horn (worn).
*An old leather baldric (worn).
*A metal necklace (worn).
HP:230 EP:95> Put what into what?
HP:230 EP:95> Variag attacks you.
Uruk attacks you.
You attack Milentije.
HP:230 EP:95> k bodyguard
You attack Variag.
HP:230 EP:95> ^ Antares takes notes of these authors.
You almost debone Uruk like a dead chicken.
Variag intimidates you with a flashy display of swordsmanship.
Uruk swings the sword dangerously near you.
Milentije hits you with the blunt end of the pike.
k bodyguard 2
You attack Uruk.
HP:225 EP:95> do alias out
Do: starting commands.
HP:225 EP:95> Stuff.
HP:225 EP:95>     One of the guards bars your way.  It looks like someone is going to
have MAJOR problems now...
HP:225 EP:95>     One of the guards bars your way.  It looks like someone is going to
have MAJOR problems now...
HP:225 EP:95> You can't go that way!
HP:225 EP:95> You can't go that way!
HP:225 EP:95> You can't go that way!
HP:225 EP:95> There is no south door.
HP:225 EP:95> There is no south door.
HP:225 EP:95> You can't go that way!
HP:225 EP:95> You can't go that way!
HP:225 EP:95> ^ Benagan: i am reading that. its awesome.
You cut Milentije, drawing blood.
Variag spins with deadly grace and slams the sword into your skull.
Uruk destroys your flank with the flat part of the blade.
Milentije drives the sharp tip of the pike into you with a well-aimed blow.
You can't go that way!
HP:184 EP:94> Stuff.
HP:184 EP:94> There is no east door.
HP:184 EP:94> There is no east door.
HP:184 EP:94> You can't go that way!
HP:184 EP:94> You can't go that way!
HP:184 EP:94> You can't go that way!
HP:184 EP:94> You can't go that way!
HP:184 EP:94> You can't go that way!
HP:184 EP:94> You can't go that way!
HP:184 EP:94> You can't go that way!
HP:184 EP:94> Trigger deactivated.
HP:184 EP:94> Do: Commands completed.
HP:184 EP:94> n
In the confusion, you manage to slip past the guard...
A narrow corridor(n and s)
You hear a loud shout: You let him escape, idiots!  Follow me!
Milentije enters.
Variag enters.
Uruk enters.
HP:184 EP:94> n
You miss Milentije.
Variag intimidates you with a flashy display of swordsmanship.
Uruk swings the sword dangerously near you.
Milentije drives the sharp tip of the pike into you with a well-aimed blow.
A tan-colored hallway(w and s)
Milentije enters.
Uruk enters.
Variag enters.
HP:175 EP:94> s
s
A narrow corridor(n and s)
Milentije enters.
Variag enters.
Uruk enters.
HP:175 EP:94> An officer's office(n)
 The ghost of Kaemon
 The butchered remains of Kaemon
 An orc courier trots along the hallway





Poor little bully is sitting here waiting
for me to die :(






Milentije enters.
Uruk enters.
Variag enters.
HP:175 EP:94> ^ Malor: I am reading Townie by Andre Dubus III
do alias out
Do: starting commands.
HP:175 EP:94> Stuff.
HP:175 EP:94> In the confusion, you manage to slip past the guard...
A narrow corridor(n and s)
Milentije enters.
Variag enters.
Uruk enters.
HP:175 EP:94> A tan-colored hallway(w and s)
Milentije enters.
Uruk enters.
Variag enters.
HP:175 EP:94> A tan-colored hallway(w, e and s)
 An orc courier runs errands
Milentije enters.
Variag enters.
Uruk enters.
HP:175 EP:94> A tan-colored hallway(w, e and s)
Milentije enters.
Uruk enters.
Variag enters.
HP:175 EP:94> A tan-colored hallway(w, e and s)
Milentije enters.
Variag enters.
Uruk enters.
HP:175 EP:94> You unlock the south door.
HP:175 EP:94> You open the south door.
A tight staircase leading down(n and d)
Milentije enters.
Uruk enters.
Variag enters.
You close the north door.
HP:175 EP:94> You are too busy to make an attack!
Variag intimidates you with a flashy display of swordsmanship.
Uruk swings the sword dangerously near you.
Milentije slashes you with the sharp tip of the pike, leaving a large cut.
There is no south door.
HP:168 EP:94> You can't go that way!
HP:168 EP:94> A narrow hallway(w, d, u and e)
 A menacing guard [2]
Milentije enters.
Variag enters.
Uruk enters.
HP:168 EP:94> A tight staircase leading up(u and e)
Milentije enters.
Uruk enters.
Variag enters.
HP:168 EP:94> Stuff.
HP:168 EP:94> You unlock the east door.
HP:168 EP:94> You open the east door.
A dark hallway(n, w and s)
Milentije enters.
Variag enters.
Uruk enters.
You close the west door.
HP:168 EP:94> There is no east door.
HP:168 EP:94> You can't go that way!
HP:168 EP:94> A guard post(n and sw)
 An uruk-hai guard [2]
Uruk-hai guard attacks you.
Uruk-hai guard attacks you.
Milentije enters.
Uruk enters.
Variag enters.
HP:168 EP:94> A dark hallway(n, ne and sw)
Milentije enters.
Variag enters.
Uruk enters.
HP:168 EP:94> A guard post(ne and w)
 An uruk-hai guard [2]
Uruk-hai guard attacks you.
Uruk-hai guard attacks you.
Milentije enters.
Uruk enters.
Variag enters.
HP:168 EP:94> A large entry hall(nw, w, e, s and sw)
 A troll warrior [2]
 An easterling sorcerer
 An orc officer [2]
Milentije enters.
Variag enters.
Uruk enters.
HP:168 EP:94> A large entry hall(nw, n, w and out)
 A troll warrior [3]
 An easterling sorcerer [2]
 An orc officer [2]
Milentije enters.
Uruk enters.
Variag enters.
HP:168 EP:94> The gate swings open as you approach.
Before the gate of the Tower of Barad-dur(enter, w, e and s)
Milentije enters.
Variag enters.
Uruk enters.
HP:168 EP:94> Stuff.
HP:168 EP:94> Do: Commands completed.
HP:168 EP:94> You are too busy to make an attack!
Variag intimidates you with a flashy display of swordsmanship.
Uruk swings the sword dangerously near you.
Milentije bashes you on the head with the blunt end of the pike!
You get the urge to ram your shield into someone again!
enter
out
The gate swings open as you approach.
 
    As you enter the gate a strange sensation overcomes you:  you hear
no noise but 'feel' a loud BONG as if your entrance has triggered an
ethereal doorbell of some sort.  It seems that your arrival has been 
noted and announced.
A large entry hall(nw, n, w and out)
 A troll warrior [3]
 An easterling sorcerer [2]
 An orc officer [2]
Milentije easily follows you through the crowd.
Uruk enters.
HP:155 EP:93> The gate swings open as you approach.
Before the gate of the Tower of Barad-dur(enter, w, e and s)
Milentije enters.
Uruk enters.
HP:155 EP:93> You are too busy to make an attack!
Uruk swings the sword dangerously near you.
Milentije misses you.
enter
out
The gate swings open as you approach.
 
    As you enter the gate a strange sensation overcomes you:  you hear
no noise but 'feel' a loud BONG as if your entrance has triggered an
ethereal doorbell of some sort.  It seems that your arrival has been 
noted and announced.
A large entry hall(nw, n, w and out)
 A troll warrior [3]
 An easterling sorcerer [2]
 An orc officer [2]
Milentije easily follows you through the crowd.
Uruk enters.
HP:155 EP:93> The gate swings open as you approach.
Before the gate of the Tower of Barad-dur(enter, w, e and s)
Milentije enters.
Uruk enters.
HP:155 EP:93> enter
out
The gate swings open as you approach.
 
    As you enter the gate a strange sensation overcomes you:  you hear
no noise but 'feel' a loud BONG as if your entrance has triggered an
ethereal doorbell of some sort.  It seems that your arrival has been 
noted and announced.
A large entry hall(n, ne, out and e)
 A variag bodyguard
 A troll warrior [2]
 An easterling sorcerer
 An orc officer [3]
Milentije easily follows you through the crowd.
HP:155 EP:93> The gate swings open as you approach.
Before the gate of the Tower of Barad-dur(enter, w, e and s)
Milentije enters.
Variag enters.
HP:155 EP:93> enter
out
The gate swings open as you approach.
 
    As you enter the gate a strange sensation overcomes you:  you hear
no noise but 'feel' a loud BONG as if your entrance has triggered an
ethereal doorbell of some sort.  It seems that your arrival has been 
noted and announced.
A large entry hall(nw, n, w and out)
 An uruk-hai bodyguard
 A troll warrior [3]
 An easterling sorcerer [2]
 An orc officer [2]
Milentije easily follows you through the crowd.
Variag enters.
HP:155 EP:93> The gate swings open as you approach.
Before the gate of the Tower of Barad-dur(enter, w, e and s)
Milentije enters.
Variag enters.
Uruk enters.
HP:155 EP:93> You are too busy to make an attack!
Variag makes you cry tears of scarlet.
Uruk swings the sword dangerously near you.
Milentije lifts you in the air with the sharp tip of the pike!
enter
out
The gate swings open as you approach.
 
    As you enter the gate a strange sensation overcomes you:  you hear
no noise but 'feel' a loud BONG as if your entrance has triggered an
ethereal doorbell of some sort.  It seems that your arrival has been 
noted and announced.
A large entry hall(n, ne, out and e)
 A troll warrior [2]
 An easterling sorcerer
 An orc officer [3]
Milentije easily follows you through the crowd.
Uruk enters.
HP:128 EP:93> The gate swings open as you approach.
Before the gate of the Tower of Barad-dur(enter, w, e and s)
Milentije enters.
Uruk enters.
HP:128 EP:93> enter
out
The gate swings open as you approach.
 
    As you enter the gate a strange sensation overcomes you:  you hear
no noise but 'feel' a loud BONG as if your entrance has triggered an
ethereal doorbell of some sort.  It seems that your arrival has been 
noted and announced.
A large entry hall(nw, n, w and out)
 A variag bodyguard
 A troll warrior [3]
 An easterling sorcerer [2]
 An orc officer [2]
Milentije easily follows you through the crowd.
HP:128 EP:93> The gate swings open as you approach.
Before the gate of the Tower of Barad-dur(enter, w, e and s)
Milentije enters.
Variag enters.
HP:128 EP:93> enter
out
You are too busy to make an attack!
Variag intimidates you with a flashy display of swordsmanship.
Milentije hits you with the blunt end of the pike.
The gate swings open as you approach.
 
    As you enter the gate a strange sensation overcomes you:  you hear
no noise but 'feel' a loud BONG as if your entrance has triggered an
ethereal doorbell of some sort.  It seems that your arrival has been 
noted and announced.
A large entry hall(nw, n, w and out)
 A troll warrior [3]
 An easterling sorcerer [2]
 An orc officer [2]
Milentije easily follows you through the crowd.
HP:125 EP:92> The gate swings open as you approach.
Before the gate of the Tower of Barad-dur(enter, w, e and s)
Milentije enters.
HP:125 EP:92> s
A meeting of paths(n, w, e and s)
Milentije enters.







Blah blah blah, running.









HP:162 EP:176> n
A corridor in the Carchost(n, stairs and s)
Milentije enters.
HP:162 EP:176> You almost debone Milentije like a dead chicken.
Milentije misses you.
Carchost's storage room(s)
Milentije enters.
HP:163 EP:177> l in well
    
As you come closer to the hole you accidentally slip and fall inside it!!!!!

OUCH!!! You hit the ground and now are very sure the well was dry!
An underground tunnel(u and ee
e
)
HP:133 EP:177> An underground tunnel(w and e)
 A strange looking woman is hiding in the shadows
HP:133 EP:177> An underground tunnel(w)
HP:133 EP:177> Master of much sex tells you: lol
svear
What?
HP:133 EP:177> search wall
You search the wall and discover a secret passage!
Quickly you slip through it!
A secret exit(e)
HP:133 EP:177> fade
You take note of your surroundings, and begin the arduous process of
matching your look, your attire, and your movements to blend into the
area. After several minutes, you are able to use your skill to blend into
your surroundings.
HP:133 EP:146> e
n
5w
10s
s
The Southward Road(n, se, s and sw)
HP:133 EP:146> The Southward Road(n, w, e and s)
HP:133 EP:146> Do: starting commands.
HP:133 EP:146> The Southward Road(n, w, e, s and sw)
HP:133 EP:146> The Plains(n, w, e and s)
HP:133 EP:146> The Plains(n, w, e and s)
HP:133 EP:146> The Plains(n, w, e and s)
HP:133 EP:146> The Plains(n, w, e and s)
 A Dale messenger
HP:133 EP:146> Do: Commands completed.
HP:133 EP:146> Do: starting commands.
HP:133 EP:146> The Plains(n, w, e and s)
HP:133 EP:146> The Plains(n, w, e and s)
HP:133 EP:146> The Southward Road(w, e, se, s, n and ne)
HP:133 EP:146> The Southward Road(n, w, e, se and s)
HP:133 EP:146> The Southward Road(w, e, se, s, n and ne)
HP:133 EP:146> The Southward Road(w, e, se, s, n and ne)
HP:133 EP:146> The Southward Road(w, e, se, s, n and ne)
HP:133 EP:145> The Southward Road(w, e, se, s, n and ne)
HP:133 EP:145> The Southward Road(w, e, se, s, n and ne)
HP:133 EP:145> The Southward Road(w, e, se, s, n and ne)
HP:133 EP:145> Do: Commands completed.
HP:133 EP:145> A haradrim camp(n, w, e and s)






Thank you, Master of much sex!

After this, he whined about how
that room is bugged blah blah.

Basically, if all you know is to 
random kill.  Don't mess with 
peope who actually take their
time to learn how this game
actually works.