Castamir plays god with his toys

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Rhoads [legacy]
Uploaded
28 January 2002 00:00:00
Type
Misc

Action figures, megs killing in Michael delving, hobbits using sun beds, a moviment to free Adornas from the Edoras emperialism, where this world is going to end?


HP:230 EP:230> Gazza looks at a wooden ballot box (two new).
results 2
Morpheus

What should we do about Morpheus?

       Choices
    1) Imprison
    2) Nuke
    3) Kill
    4) Level Bash
    5) Lock him in the same room as Squibb

--- Vote Summary ---
 Choice 1 -   0
 Choice 2 -   0
 Choice 3 -   0
 Choice 4 -   0
 Choice 5 -   2

 Total:       2
HP:230 EP:230> Gazza laughs.
'Morpheus
'
'What should we do about Morpheus?
'
'       Choices
'    1) Imprison
'    2) Nuke
'    3) Kill
'    4) Level Bash
'    5) Lock him in the same room as Squibb
'
'--- Vote Summary ---
' Choice 1 -   0
' Choice 2 -   0
' Choice 3 -   0
' Choice 4 -   0
' Choice 5 -   2

 Total:       2

You say: Morpheus
HP:230 EP:230> You mutter to yourself.
HP:230 EP:230> You say: What should we do about Morpheus?
HP:230 EP:230> You mutter to yourself.
HP:230 EP:230> You say: Choices
HP:230 EP:230> You say: 1) Imprison
HP:230 EP:230> You say: 2) Nuke
HP:230 EP:230> You say: 3) Kill
HP:230 EP:230> You say: 4) Level Bash
HP:230 EP:230> You say: 5) Lock him in the same room as Squibb
HP:230 EP:230> You mutter to yourself.
HP:230 EP:230> You say: --- Vote Summary ---
HP:230 EP:230> You say: Choice 1 -   0
HP:230 EP:230> You say: Choice 2 -   0
HP:230 EP:230> You say: Choice 3 -   0
HP:230 EP:230> You say: Choice 4 -   0
HP:230 EP:230> You say: Choice 5 -   2
HP:230 EP:230> What?
HP:230 EP:230> HP:230 EP:230> Gazza laughs out loud.
say He is the leader of the movement of the free people for adornas :p
You say: He is the leader of the movement of the free people for adornas :p
HP:230 EP:230> say want to get rid of our imperialism
You say: want to get rid of our imperialism
HP:230 EP:230> legend mizrahi
Mizrahi the eorling Deathmaster (Hand of Eru) 
Mizrahi is sleeping peacefully.
Last on: 25s ago.                         Gender: male
Age: 43d 3h 32m 18s                       
Can be mailed: Mizrahi@Adornas            Mizrahi has recorded a life story.
Info: Professor of Braglish in the University of Fangorn.  (Dean of UNIF) 
HP:230 EP:230> ^ ]Newbiecomm Shogunhojo: help
^ ]Newbiecomm Eleran: what is your problem?
towncomm list
Tuned to the Edoras line are:
Arahael, Castamir, Gazza, Medivh, Rhoads
HP:230 EP:230> ^ ]Newbiecomm Shogunhojo: i am in a wild thick mountaainous forest and i am in
@:ponders the low number of votes in the ballob box
@Edoras Rhoads ponders the low number of votes in the ballob box
HP:230 EP:227> legend castamir
Castamir blahs at you. 
Rank: Maia (male)                         
On for:  7m 45s                           
Age: senile                               
Info: Die die die!! 
Plan:
    Castamir had not long sat upon the throne before he proved himself
haughty and ungenerous. He was a cruel man, as he had first shown in the
taking of Osgiliath. He caused Orendil son of Eldacar, who was captured,
to be put to death; and the slaughter and destruction done in the city at
his bidding far exceeded the needs of war. This was remembered in Minas
Arnor and in Ithilien; and there love for Castamir was further lessened
when it became clear he cared little for the land, and thought only of
the fleets, and proposed to remove the king's seat to Pelargir.
HP:230 EP:228> legend arahael
Arahael the dunedain Accepted (Moral) 
On for:  1h 47m 27s                       Gender: male
Age: 1d 2h 14m 54s                        
Can be mailed: Arahael@Edoras
HP:230 EP:228> @Edoras Gazza ponders the toilet
Gazza leaves west.
^ ]Newbiecomm Shogunhojo: i am lost
@Edoras Medivh: hahaha, i just got the dws torch and i can't even use it =P
t gazza :p
You tell Gazza: :p
HP:230 EP:228> árty disband
What?
HP:230 EP:228> @Edoras Arahael: if you give me 1k, I'll vote :P
party disband
Your party has been disbanded.
HP:230 EP:229> @This morpheus issue is big, we need support to see what we can do
@Edoras Rhoads: This morpheus issue is big, we need support to see what we can
     do
HP:230 EP:227> legend morpheus
Morpheus the dunedain Man? Machine? Ubermonkah? 
Last on: 58m 8s ago.                      Gender: male
Age: 146d 11h 29m 28s                     
Can be mailed: Morpheus@Adornas           Morpheus has recorded a life story.
Info: I want the sky to fall in, I want lightning and thunder.  
HP:230 EP:228> ^ ]Newbiecomm Shogunhojo: where do i go
]legend redjack and check his map page
^ ]Newbiecomm Rhoads: legend redjack and check his map page
HP:230 EP:226> @Edoras Medivh: why won't dey let me in mordor?
t castamir can you vote? :p
Castamir is idle, and might not respond to your tell.
You tell Castamir: can you vote? :p
HP:230 EP:226> @What it says?
@Edoras Rhoads: What it says?
HP:230 EP:224> @Edoras Arahael: I'll sell you Medivh's soul for 20 gold
@Edoras Medivh: i tremble from the stench that from your last visit.
Castamir appears in a cloud of alcohol fumes.
Castamir looks at a wooden ballot box (two new).
bow
You bow with the honor of a true warrior of Amruin.
HP:230 EP:226> l castamir
Castamir has an 'I've been to The 2nd Two Towers EVENT!' badge on him!
Castamir has an 'I've been to The 3rd Two Towers EVENT!' badge on him!
 He is carrying:
A dark blade (wielded).
The balance helper.
An 'I've been to The 2nd Two Towers EVENT!!' badge.
An 'I've been to The 3rd Two Towers EVENT!!' badge.
A single tooth on a string (worn).
A spellbook.
The Mordor necklace.
A plain silver ring.
A necklace of teeth (worn).
A metal necklace.
HP:230 EP:226> say Vote?
You say: Vote?
HP:230 EP:226> Castamir says: of course I won't
^ ]Newbiecomm Shogunhojo: it is ok i am now on the east road
ponder er
You ponder er.
HP:230 EP:227> say aww
You say: aww
HP:230 EP:227> Arahael enters.
Arahael looks at Edoras Regional Mcouncil Board [17 notes, 17 new].
Castamir says: even if for some reason I can
say at least on morpheus :P
You say: at least on morpheus :P
HP:230 EP:227> say you dont need to vote on the serious issue
You say: you dont need to vote on the serious issue
HP:230 EP:228> [ Amruin ] Gazza: mmm, sunbeds rule.
$:laughs at people that needs sunbeds
[ Amruin ] Rhoads laughs at people that needs sunbeds
HP:230 EP:226> l
    This is the smallest, dingiest post office you have ever seen!  It
consists only of a high counter, with an array of post office boxes
mounted on the wall behind.  You can 'register' to get a box here,
and then you can send and receive mail.  Do not count on fast service,
though, from the looks of this place!
    The only obvious exit is west.
 Arahael the dunedain Accepted (Moral)
 Castamir blahs at you.
 A wooden ballot box
 Edoras Regional Mcouncil Board [17 notes]
HP:230 EP:226> [ Amruin ] Gazza: we weren't ALL blessed with olive skin.
$:muahahhas
[ Amruin ] Rhoads muahahhas
HP:230 EP:225> [ Amruin ] Gazza: and England isn't RENOWNED for its tanning qualities
results 2
Morpheus

What should we do about Morpheus?

       Choices
    1) Imprison
    2) Nuke
    3) Kill
    4) Level Bash
    5) Lock him in the same room as Squibb

--- Vote Summary ---
 Choice 1 -   0
 Choice 2 -   0
 Choice 3 -   0
 Choice 4 -   0
 Choice 5 -   2

 Total:       2
HP:230 EP:225> say it is an importat issue :|
hmm
You say: it is an importat issue :|
HP:230 EP:226> You hmm.
HP:230 EP:226> who enemy
                           The Two Towers

Deadlok the dwarf Warlord (Villainous)                              (mortal)  
Tanis the silvan Crime Lord (Villainous)                            (mortal)  
Shaft the dwarf Deathmaster (Demonic)                               (mortal)  
Kriss the silvan Conjurer of Death (Lethal)                         (lvl 20)  
Manni the hobbit Crime Lord (Shadowspawn of Mordor)            (guildmaster)  

Total enemies: 5
Total users: 93
HP:230 EP:226> [ Amruin ] Gazza: and I'm getting a lecture from Soltan about how much he
     hates Amruin :p
$ Heh
[ Amruin ] Rhoads: Heh
HP:230 EP:224> Castamir laughs out loud.
legend soltan
Soltan the dunedain Archmage (Immoral) 
On for:  1h 22m 29s                       Gender: male
Age: 25d 20h 32m 58s                      
Can be mailed: Soltan@Adornas
Soltan is a member of the Rimsilval.
Info: The man who ate the first pasty (PMS) 
HP:230 EP:224> results 2
Morpheus

What should we do about Morpheus?

       Choices
    1) Imprison
    2) Nuke
    3) Kill
    4) Level Bash
    5) Lock him in the same room as Squibb

--- Vote Summary ---
 Choice 1 -   0
 Choice 2 -   0
 Choice 3 -   0
 Choice 4 -   0
 Choice 5 -   2

 Total:       2
HP:230 EP:226> [ Amruin ] Gazza: and I really need to get going now.
EMOTE:Castamir had to read the voting daemon's code to check where the vote text is stored...
[ Amruin ] Gazza: don't forget about the armoury
$Bye Gazza
[ Amruin ] Rhoads: Bye Gazza
HP:230 EP:224> $ I wont
Castamir says: only the members of community can even view them
[ Amruin ] Rhoads: I wont
HP:230 EP:221> Castamir says: but I like the possible answers :p
say We are working our best to keep the mud clean from scuns ;)
You say: We are working our best to keep the mud clean from scuns ;)
HP:230 EP:223> Arahael says: the cruelest punishment is choice number 5!
^ ]Newbiecomm Krystyan: why do I have to throw everything in my hands on the
     ground to pick something new up?
say we represent YOU remember this
You say: we represent YOU remember this
HP:230 EP:224> Castamir agrees wholeheartedly.
emote sticks a Vote for Rhoads pin on your chest
You emote: Rhoads sticks a Vote for Rhoads pin on your chest
HP:230 EP:225> ^ ]Newbiecomm Eleran: you have only two hands, maybe that's the problem
Castamir snickers at you insanely.
Arahael says: Asterion killing in Michel Delving, I'll never forget that :)
^ ]Newbiecomm Krystyan: hmm.. once I level up a bit can I grow a third one?
Arahael says: my respect for Meglivornth just went down the drain :P
Castamir grins hideously.
Castamir says: in _Michel Delving_?
Castamir boggles at the concept.
Arahael nods.
hmm
You hmm.
HP:230 EP:229> Arahael says: the jeweled shield and westernesse dagger
say a meg?
You say: a meg?
HP:230 EP:229> say well....
You say: well....
HP:230 EP:230> Arahael says: those are quests reserved for lowbies
EMOTE:Castamir nodnods.
say they accept people by who their alts are anyway :P
You say: they accept people by who their alts are anyway :P
HP:230 EP:230> Arahael hehs.
Arahael says: if you wanted easy gold, you can go kill Rhoads or something :P
Arahael ducks.
^ ]Newbiecomm Eleran: no, you can always have only two hands.  Buy or quest
     a pack indeed.
say it is not easy gold
You say: it is not easy gold
HP:230 EP:230> Castamir snickers at Arahael insanely.
say it only makes me have less gold :p
i
You say: it only makes me have less gold :p
HP:230 EP:230> Gold: 204              Encumbrance: unencumbered        
You are carrying the following on your person:
 A carved war-horn.
 Horn of Amruin Membership.
 Zain's eternal Brotherhood to Rhoads  horn.
 A beautiful, albeit empty pipe.
 A message stone.
 Josef's Mithril horn.
 Aron's Friendship flute.
 Rank insignia.
 The Mortal Council rulebook.
HP:230 EP:230> fist SoU
You shake your fist SoU.
HP:230 EP:230> fist at SoU
You shake your fist at SoU.
HP:230 EP:230> Arahael says: they killed you?
nod nod
You nod nod.
HP:230 EP:230> Arahael says: those stinking bastards
Castamir bellows for his crew to bring him an action figure.
Castamir bellows for his crew to bring him an action figure.
l
    This is the smallest, dingiest post office you have ever seen!  It
consists only of a high counter, with an array of post office boxes
mounted on the wall behind.  You can 'register' to get a box here,
and then you can send and receive mail.  Do not count on fast service,
though, from the looks of this place!
    The only obvious exit is west.
 Arahael the dunedain Accepted (Moral)
 Castamir blahs at you.
 A wooden ballot box
 Edoras Regional Mcouncil Board [17 notes]
HP:230 EP:230> l castamir
Castamir has an 'I've been to The 2nd Two Towers EVENT!' badge on him!
Castamir has an 'I've been to The 3rd Two Towers EVENT!' badge on him!
 He is carrying:
A Wyngel action figure.
A Rhoads action figure.
A dark blade (wielded).
The balance helper.
An 'I've been to The 2nd Two Towers EVENT!!' badge.
An 'I've been to The 3rd Two Towers EVENT!!' badge.
A single tooth on a string (worn).
A spellbook.
The Mordor necklace.
A plain silver ring.
A necklace of teeth (worn).
A metal necklace.
HP:230 EP:230> Arahael looks at Castamir.
Arahael hehs.
heh
You heh.
HP:230 EP:230> l figure 1 in castamir
    It's a cheap plastic figure.  If not for the 'Wyngel' written on its
bottom, you wouldn't even know what is it.  You wonder which cheap bastard
could come with something like this.
HP:230 EP:230> EMOTE:Castamir plays with his toys.
l figure 2 in castamir
    It's a cheap plastic figure.  If not for the 'Rhoads' written on its
bottom, you wouldn't even know what is it.  You wonder which cheap bastard
could come with something like this.
HP:230 EP:230> Arahael looks at a Wyngel action figure.
Castamir says: that was a great idea of Mizrahi!
Arahael hehs.
say oh my god :p
You say: oh my god :p
HP:230 EP:230> Castamir says: too bad he only invented figures of a few players...
who friend
                           The Two Towers

Medivh the dunedain Henchman (Moral)                                (mortal)  
Dograth the dunedain Bodyguard (Angelic)                            (mortal)  
Radaster the dunedain Footman (Wrath of the Faithful)               (lvl 20)  

Total friends: 3
Total users: 94
HP:230 EP:230> who enemy
                           The Two Towers

Tanis the silvan Crime Lord (Villainous)                            (mortal)  
Shaft the dwarf Deathmaster (Demonic)                               (mortal)  
Mig the dwarf Warlord (Demonic)                                     (mortal)  
Deadlok the dwarf Warlord (Villainous)                              (mortal)  
Kriss the silvan Conjurer of Death (Lethal)                         (lvl 20)  
Manni the hobbit Crime Lord (Shadowspawn of Mordor)            (guildmaster)  

Total enemies: 6
Total users: 94
HP:230 EP:230> Arahael looks at a Rhoads action figure.
Arahael looks at a wooden ballot box.
say We are special :p
You say: We are special :p
HP:230 EP:230> Autosave.