Posting for Dolur
So these two derps are derping around. Being incredibly obvious that they know I'm on them, sending Jessom out from the party because they don't want him dying to me AGAIN or something. I dunno.
Anyway, I give them a little bit of credit (they have prison key, after all, I watched them get it), but I'm not a very patient person.
A small temple(e)
Azrael the dunlending Archmage (Demonic)
Anselmo the dwarf
An Easterling Priest
===HP:230 EP:176===(camo) Do: Commands completed.
===HP:230 EP:176===(camo)
sha
Dolur is in perfect shape.
Azrael is in good shape.
GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD >>>> Azrael <<<< GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD
Anselmo is in good shape.
GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD >>>> Anselmo <<<< GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD
The priest is in perfect shape.
===HP:230 EP:176===(camo)
===HP:230 EP:176===(camo)
l anselmo
He is carrying:
A small knife.
A crystal (glowing) (worn).
A heavy cloak (worn).
A leather scout ruck (open) (worn).
Black plate gauntlets (worn).
A studded leather baldric containing a great bone-handled flamberge (worn).
A dwarven deathmask (worn).
A great tower shield (worn).
Sturdy armour (worn).
A pair of mail pants (worn).
A studded leather baldric (worn).
===HP:230 EP:174===(camo) Azrael goes, "Aww!".
Azrael chats with his party.
l azrael
Azrael is holding his staff and a bright light is shining from it.
He is carrying:
Gorynytch, the dragon sword (wielded).
A living staff (emitting light).
A gambeson (worn).
An ornate iron key (worn).
Chainmail gloves (worn).
A crystal (worn).
A wide swordbelt with a scimitar sheath (worn).
An Orc courier pack (worn).
A bloodstained cloak (worn).
An emerald-encrusted helmet (worn).
An emerald-encrusted breastplate (worn).
A shiny set of steel leggings (worn).
A great tower shield (worn).
A steel ring, inlaid with a heart-shaped jasper (worn).
An ornately carved warg-head pipe.
The 14th Two Towers EVENT! badge.
An ebony harp.
A commemorative token from the Event-2008.
The 10th Two Towers EVENT! badge.
A carved war-horn (worn).
A glass flute.
A set of gold runes.
A spellbook.
===HP:230 EP:173===(camo) Anselmo chats with his party.
Anselmo drops a bowl of thin soup from a leather scout ruck.
Anselmo drops a bowl of thin soup from a leather scout ruck.
Anselmo drops a bowl of thin soup from a leather scout ruck.
Azrael chats with his party.
Anselmo chats with his party.
Azrael drinks from a bowl of thin soup.
Azrael drinks from a bowl of thin soup. <------------CHANGING TARGET FROM ANSELMO TO AZRAEL
Azrael drinks from a bowl of thin soup.
Anselmo chats with his party.
===HP:230 EP:163===(camo) Your eyes ache from the strain of maintaining your enhanced vision.
Azrael shakes his head.
------------------------------------------------------FUCK IT LETS DO THIS---------------------------------------------
hunt azrael
drink mixed potion
wear all from cloak
detach gem
draw sword
remove sword
get horn from pack
blow horn
put horn into pack
wield twilight dagger
backstab azrael
wield flamberge
You begin to hunt Azrael.
party say I am now hunting $BOLD$Azrael.$0$
===HP:230 EP:161===(camo) You put your lips to the potion and gulp it all down.
You feel more aware of the tactics of battle.
===HP:230 EP:181===(camo) ominous dark ring : As you slip the ring on it seems as though the light around is drawn into it.
You wear an ominous dark ring (eclipsing).
ominous dark ring : As you slip the ring on it seems as though the light around is drawn into it.
You wear an ominous dark ring (eclipsing).
bands of slaying : A rush of power is unleashed within you - time to RUMBLE!
You wear the bands of slaying.
===HP:230 EP:181===(camo) As you detach the gem on your necklace, it begins to pulsate an evil
red, absorbing the light around you.
===HP:230 EP:181===(camo) You switch your grip to two hands.
You whip a great bone-handled flamberge from a simple snakeskin sheath like a weaponsmaster!!
You wield a great bone-handled flamberge.
===HP:230 EP:181===(camo) You switch your grip to one hand.
You remove a great bone-handled flamberge.
===HP:230 EP:181===(camo) Ok.
===HP:230 EP:181===(camo) You raise the horn to your lips and blow a single mighty
note, releasing all the wind from your lungs. You feel good.
You feel strong, mighty and full of power! Go ahead, break
skulls -- headbutt someone!
===HP:230 EP:141===(camo) Ok.
===HP:230 EP:141===(camo) You wield your twilight dagger.
===HP:230 EP:141===(camo) In these lawless lands, this act is not a crime!
You attack Azrael.
You sneak up and stab Azrael from behind!
A shadow suddenly envelops the surroundings.
You sink the blade into Azrael's abdominal cavity.
Your movement reveals you.
===HP:230 EP:91===(camo) You sheath the twilight dagger.
You switch your grip to two hands.
You wield your great bone-handled flamberge.
===HP:230 EP:91===(camo) Azrael misses you miserably.
You carve Azrael's face, exposing white bone!
Suddenly you have a massive headache.
You are no longer camouflaged.
You are not in a party.
===HP:230 EP:91=== Azrael misses you.
Azrael roars a thunderous battle-cry!
The sword shines as it shreds
headbutt azrael
you horribly.
You disembowel Azrael with a cruel twist of the blade!
Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into Azrael!
===HP:217 EP:55===
sh
Azrael doesn't look so great.
DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG >>>> Azrael <<<< DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG
===HP:217 EP:55=== Azrael removes Gorynytch, the dragon sword.
Azrael stores Gorynytch, the dragon sword in a wide swordbelt with a scimitar sheath.
You completely miss Azrael!
Anselmo touches a brooch, and it begins to glow.
hunt azrael
You are already hunting Azrael!
===HP:217 EP:55=== Azrael misses you.
You disembowel Azrael with a cruel twist of the blade!
headbutt azrael
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
===HP:217 EP:55=== Anselmo leaves east.
Azrael leaves east.
You follow Azrael east.
Narchost Stairs Level Two(d, u, w and e)
Azrael the dunlending Archmage (Demonic)
Anselmo the dwarf
An easterling archer is near a window
Anselmo leaves down.
Azrael leaves down.
You follow Azrael down.
Narchost Stairs Level One(d, u, w and e)
Azrael the dunlending Archmage (Demonic)
Anselmo the dwarf
An easterling archer is near a window
Anselmo leaves down.
Azrael leaves down.
You follow Azrael down.
A Large Corridor(n, s, d, u and w)
Azrael the dunlending Archmage (Demonic)
Anselmo the dwarf
Anselmo leaves south.
Azrael leaves south.
You follow Azrael south.
Main Hall(n and out)
Azrael the dunlending Archmage (Demonic)
Anselmo the dwarf
An evil orc guard of Narchost [2]
Anselmo leaves out.
Azrael leaves out.
You follow Azrael out.
Narchost Entrance(s and enter)
Azrael the dunlending Archmage (Demonic)
Anselmo the dwarf
A huge Uruk-hai sentinel is guarding the gate!
Anselmo leaves south.
Azrael leaves south.
You follow Azrael south.
Pass to the Narchost(n and s)
Azrael the dunlending Archmage (Demonic)
Anselmo the dwarf
Anselmo leaves south.
Azrael leaves south.
You follow Azrael south.
Pass to the Narchost(n and s)
Azrael the dunlending Archmage (Demonic)
Anselmo the dwarf
Anselmo leaves south.
Azrael leaves south.
You follow Azrael south.
Pass to the Narchost(n and tunnel)
Azrael the dunlending Archmage (Demonic)
Anselmo the dwarf
Anselmo leaves tunnel.
Azrael leaves tunnel.
You follow Azrael tunnel.
A dark, stinky tunnel(s and passage)
Azrael the dunlending Archmage (Demonic)
Anselmo the dwarf
You completely miss Azrael!
Anselmo leaves south.
Azrael leaves south.
You follow Azrael south.
A tunnel in the Wormholes(n and s)
Azrael the dunlending Archmage (Demonic)
Anselmo the dwarf
Anselmo leaves south.
Azrael leaves south.
You follow Azrael south.
A tunnel in the Wormholes(n, s and sw)
Azrael the dunlending Archmage (Demonic)
Anselmo the dwarf
Anselmo leaves south.
Azrael leaves south.
You follow Azrael south.
A twisting tunnel(n, s and w)
Azrael the dunlending Archmage (Demonic)
Anselmo the dwarf
A patrolling guard is here
Anselmo leaves south.
Azrael leaves south.
You follow Azrael south.
A tunnel in the Wormholes(n, nw and sw)
Azrael the dunlending Archmage (Demonic)
Anselmo the dwarf
Anselmo leaves southwest.
Azrael leaves southwest.
You follow Azrael southwest.
A twisting tunnel(ne and w)
Azrael the dunlending Archmage (Demonic)
Anselmo the dwarf
Anselmo leaves west.
Azrael leaves west.
You follow Azrael west.
A dark, stinky tunnel(e and sw)
Azrael the dunlending Archmage (Demonic)
Anselmo the dwarf
Anselmo leaves southwest.
Azrael leaves southwest.
You follow Azrael southwest.
A twisting tunnel(s, ne and w)
Azrael the dunlending Archmage (Demonic)
Anselmo the dwarf
Anselmo leaves west.
Azrael leaves west.
You follow Azrael west.
A twisting tunnel(w, se, e and sw)
Azrael the dunlending Archmage (Demonic)
Anselmo the dwarf
Anselmo leaves west.
Azrael leaves west.
You follow Azrael west.
A twisting tunnel(s, nw and e)
Azrael the dunlending Archmage (Demonic)
Anselmo the dwarf
headbutt azrael
headbutt azrael
Anselmo leaves northwest.
Azrael leaves northwest.
You follow Azrael northwest.
A twisting tunnel(n, w and se)
Azrael the dunlending Archmage (Demonic)
Anselmo the dwarf
headbutt azrael
You shout out a battlecry as your forehead demolishes Azrael's nose.
===HP:217 EP:18=== Anselmo leaves west.
Azrael leaves west.
You follow Azrael west.
A dark, stinky tunnel(ne, w, e and sw)
Azrael the dunlending Archmage (Demonic)
Anselmo the dwarf
Anselmo leaves west.
Azrael leaves west.
You follow Azrael west.
A dark, stinky tunnel(s, nw, w and e)
Azrael the dunlending Archmage (Demonic)
Anselmo the dwarf
Anselmo leaves west.
Azrael leaves west.
You follow Azrael west.
A twisting tunnel(n, se and e)
Azrael the dunlending Archmage (Demonic)
Anselmo the dwarf
headbutt azrael
You carve Azrael's leg, exposing white bone!
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
===HP:217 EP:17=== Anselmo leaves north.
Azrael leaves north.
You follow Azrael north.
A tunnel in the Wormholes(n, s, ne, nw and se)
Azrael the dunlending Archmage (Demonic)
Anselmo the dwarf
Anselmo leaves north.
Azrael leaves north.
You follow Azrael north.
A dark, stinky tunnel(n, s, w and e)
Azrael the dunlending Archmage (Demonic)
Anselmo the dwarf
Anselmo leaves west.
Azrael leaves west.
You follow Azrael west.
A dark, stinky tunnel(ne, w, se and e)
Azrael the dunlending Archmage (Demonic)
Anselmo the dwarf
Anselmo leaves west.
Azrael leaves west.
You follow Azrael west.
A dark, stinky tunnel(w and e)
Azrael the dunlending Archmage (Demonic)
Anselmo the dwarf
A patrolling guard is here
Anselmo leaves west.
Azrael leaves west.
You follow Azrael west.
A dark, stinky tunnel(w, e and sw)
Azrael the dunlending Archmage (Demonic)
Anselmo the dwarf
Anselmo leaves southwest.
Azrael leaves southwest.
You follow Azrael southwest.
A tunnel in the Wormholes(n, ne and sw)
Azrael the dunlending Archmage (Demonic)
Anselmo the dwarf
Anselmo leaves southwest.
Azrael leaves southwest.
You follow Azrael southwest.
A twisting tunnel(s, ne and sw)
Azrael the dunlending Archmage (Demonic)
Anselmo the dwarf
Anselmo leaves southwest.
Azrael leaves southwest.
You follow Azrael southwest.
A twisting tunnel(ne, e and sw)
Azrael the dunlending Archmage (Demonic)
Anselmo the dwarf
Anselmo leaves southwest.
Azrael leaves southwest.
You follow Azrael southwest.
A twisting tunnel(ne, nw, w and sw)
Azrael the dunlending Archmage (Demonic)
Anselmo the dwarf
A patrolling guard is here
sh
Anselmo leaves west.
Azrael leaves west.
You follow Azrael west.
A tunnel in the Wormholes(n, s, w and e)
Azrael the dunlending Archmage (Demonic)
Anselmo the dwarf
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
===HP:217 EP:17=== Anselmo leaves west.
Azrael leaves west.
You follow Azrael west.
A twisting tunnel(ne, nw, se and e)
Azrael the dunlending Archmage (Demonic)
Anselmo the dwarf
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
===HP:217 EP:17=== Anselmo leaves northwest.
Azrael leaves northwest.
You follow Azrael northwest.
A twisting tunnel(nw, w, se and sw)
Azrael the dunlending Archmage (Demonic)
Anselmo the dwarf
Anselmo leaves northwest.
Azrael leaves northwest.
You follow Azrael northwest.
A twisting tunnel(s, nw, w and se)
Azrael the dunlending Archmage (Demonic)
Anselmo the dwarf
You disembowel Azrael with a cruel twist of the blade!
Anselmo leaves west.
Azrael leaves west.
You follow Azrael west.
A tunnel in the Wormholes(n, nw, se and e)
Azrael the dunlending Archmage (Demonic)
Anselmo the dwarf
A chumpy Half-Orc is patrolling the tunnels
Azrael is in critical condition, very close to death.
===HP:217 EP:16=== Anselmo leaves northwest.
Azrael leaves northwest.
You follow Azrael northwest.
A dark, stinky tunnel(n, ne, nw, se, w, e and sw)
Azrael the dunlending Archmage (Demonic)
Anselmo the dwarf
Anselmo leaves southwest.
Azrael leaves southwest.
You follow Azrael southwest.
A tunnel in the Wormholes(n, s, ne, nw and sw)
Azrael the dunlending Archmage (Demonic)
Anselmo the dwarf
Anselmo leaves south.
Azrael leaves south.
You follow Azrael south.
A tunnel in the Wormholes(n, s and w)
Azrael the dunlending Archmage (Demonic)
Anselmo the dwarf
Anselmo leaves south.
Azrael leaves south.
You follow Azrael south.
A tunnel in the Wormholes(n, s, nw and sw)
Azrael the dunlending Archmage (Demonic)
Anselmo the dwarf
Anselmo leaves southwest.
Azrael leaves southwest.
You follow Azrael southwest.
A twisting tunnel(ne, e and sw)
Azrael the dunlending Archmage (Demonic)
Anselmo the dwarf
Anselmo leaves southwest.
Azrael leaves southwest.
You follow Azrael southwest.
A twisting tunnel(ne, nw, w and sw)
Azrael the dunlending Archmage (Demonic)
Anselmo the dwarf
Anselmo leaves southwest.
Azrael leaves southwest.
You follow Azrael southwest.
The entrance of the Maggot-holes(n, tunnel, ne and nw)
Azrael the dunlending Archmage (Demonic)
Anselmo the dwarf
Anselmo leaves tunnel.
Azrael leaves tunnel.
You follow Azrael tunnel.
The foot of the Ered Lithui(tunnel and w)
Azrael the dunlending Archmage (Demonic)
Anselmo the dwarf
Anselmo leaves west.
Azrael leaves west.
You follow Azrael west.
Inside Mordor(s and e)
Azrael the dunlending Archmage (Demonic)
Anselmo the dwarf
headbutt azrael
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
===HP:217 EP:16===
headbutt azrael
headbutt azrael
You killed Azrael.
Full of glee, you raise Azrael's head, cut one of his ears and
string it onto your necklace as a trophy of your victory, for all to see.
Azrael has died.
In these lawless lands, this act is not a crime!
The light from the staff suddenly vanishes as the spell ends.
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
===HP:217 EP:15=== Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
===HP:217 EP:15===
ss
You switch your grip to one hand.
You remove a great bone-handled flamberge.
You store a great bone-handled flamberge in a simple snakeskin sheath.
===HP:217 EP:15===
gpack
some gold coins : Gold may only be pocketed.
get all gold from corpse
a great tower shield : Ok.
a shiny set of steel leggings : Too bulky.
an emerald-encrusted breastplate : Too bulky.
an emerald-encrusted helmet : Too bulky.
a bloodstained cloak : Ok.
an Orc courier pack : Too bulky.
a wide swordbelt with a scimitar sheath : Too bulky.
a crystal : Ok.
chainmail gloves : Too bulky.
an ornate iron key : Ok.
a gambeson : Too bulky.
a living staff : Too bulky.
....15 seconds later....
===HP:219 EP:6=== You raise your hand to knock on the gates when you hear an insane
laugh and then a hard thunk. It sounds like the orcs behind the gate
are laughing at you. Taking another look around, it appears that the
Mordor gates are guarded MUCH better than they have been in the past.
After considering this new predicament, you aren't sure if you really
want to continue. Knocking again would surely send you into the grip
of the ready and waiting army.
===HP:219 EP:6=== Using all your strength, you knock on the Black gate, praying for luck.
Footsteps can be heard, coming to your direction...suddenly an iron
door carved in the gate opens and from it you can feel a warm breath...
You decide that it's too late to return and enter the gate...To the
land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
Inside the gate(n and s)
A huge troll [2]
An orc squad [4]
An orcish Captain of the Guard
===HP:219 EP:6=== Do: Commands completed.
===HP:219 EP:6=== As you walk through the gates, you feel rather than see eyes watching you.
They accept your dark presence, and let you pass into Mordor.
Inside Mordor(s and e)
-morb1 (Carc Slab)
-mor-well, mor-isen, mor-bd, mor-cu, mor-dur, mor-carc, mor-narc, mor-lair, mor-dung, mor-priest, mor-ukl
The ghost of Azrael
Corpse of Azrael
Anselmo the dwarf
===HP:219 EP:6=== steel leggings : You wear a shiny set of steel leggings.
armour : You wear an emerald-encrusted breastplate.
helmet : You wear an emerald-encrusted helmet.
orc courier pack : You wear an Orc courier pack.
scimitar belt : You wear a wide swordbelt containing Gorynytch.
chainmail gloves : You wear chainmail gloves.
gambeson : You wear a gambeson.
Derp. Didn't feel like attacking Anselmo because he's not worth wasting my healing on and I wanted the loots.
[00:25] Anselmo told you: that was too quick :(
[00:25] You told Anselmo: sucks to suck
[00:27] You told Anselmo: you knew i was on you yes?
[00:27] Anselmo told you: yeah
[00:27] You told Anselmo: and yet you give your party mate soup
[00:27] You told Anselmo: derp.
[00:27] Anselmo told you: why not
[00:28] You told Anselmo: because I can do 230hp of damage in 4 rounds and
he needs to not be full to drink his healing?
[00:28] Anselmo told you: we had no idea that much damage could be done
[00:28] You told Anselmo: learn to play the game.
[00:28] Anselmo told you: *snap*
[00:28] Anselmo told you: done
[00:29] You told Anselmo: :D