HP:230 EP:141 Sime taps his foot impatiently.
Serex enters.
Triggered!  doing: headbutt serex
Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into your opponent!
HP:230 EP:105 Sime gets a wild look in his eyes, then smashes his head into his enemy!
Serex leaves south.
Rectan leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Mirkwood Mountains(n, e, s and w)
 Rectan the sindar Archmage (Hand of Eru)
 Serex the dwarf Master Assassin (Immoral)
Sime enters.
Serex leaves south.
Rectan leaves south.
Sime leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Mirkwood(n, e, s and w)
 Sime the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
 Rectan the sindar Archmage (Hand of Eru)
 Serex the dwarf Master Assassin (Immoral)
 A tall fir tree
Serex leaves south.
Triggered!  doing: headbutt serex
Rectan leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Mirkwood(n, e, s and w)
 Rectan the sindar Archmage (Hand of Eru)
 Serex the dwarf Master Assassin (Immoral)
 A wildcat snarls at you from behind a tree
Sime enters.
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
HP:230 EP:105 Serex leaves south.
Rectan leaves south.
Sime leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Mirkwood(n, e, s and w)
 Sime the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
 Rectan the sindar Archmage (Hand of Eru)
 Serex the dwarf Master Assassin (Immoral)
 A mushroom
Suddenly, Rectan stabs Serex from behind!
hb
Rectan misses Serex.
You enthusiastically dice Serex's flesh!
Sime grazes Serex.
Serex leaves south.
Triggered!  doing: headbutt serex
Rectan leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Mirkwood(n, e, s and w)
 Rectan the sindar Archmage (Hand of Eru)
 Serex the dwarf Master Assassin (Immoral)
 Elf swordsman
Sime enters.
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
HP:230 EP:105 Serex leaves south.
Rectan leaves south.
Sime leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Mirkwood(n, e, s and w)
 Sime the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
 Rectan the sindar Archmage (Hand of Eru)
 Serex the dwarf Master Assassin (Immoral)
 A tall fir tree
Serex leaves south.
Rectan leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Old Forest Road(n, e, s and w)
 Rectan the sindar Archmage (Hand of Eru)
 Serex the dwarf Master Assassin (Immoral)
Sime enters.
Serex leaves south.
Rectan leaves south.
Sime leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Mirkwood(n, e, s and w)
 Sime the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
 Rectan the sindar Archmage (Hand of Eru)
 Serex the dwarf Master Assassin (Immoral)
 Elf guard
Serex leaves south.
Rectan leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Mirkwood(n, e, s and w)
 Rectan the sindar Archmage (Hand of Eru)
 Serex the dwarf Master Assassin (Immoral)
 A wild boar
Sime enters.
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
HP:230 EP:105 Serex leaves south.
Triggered!  doing: headbutt serex
Rectan leaves south.
Sime leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Mirkwood(n, e, s and w)
 Sime the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
 Rectan the sindar Archmage (Hand of Eru)
 Serex the dwarf Master Assassin (Immoral)
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
HP:230 EP:105 Serex leaves south.
Rectan leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Mirkwood(n, e, s and w)
 Rectan the sindar Archmage (Hand of Eru)
 Serex the dwarf Master Assassin (Immoral)
 Elf guard
Sime enters.
Serex leaves south.
Rectan leaves south.
Sime leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Mirkwood(n, e, s and w)
 Sime the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
 Rectan the sindar Archmage (Hand of Eru)
 Serex the dwarf Master Assassin (Immoral)
 A tall stag
hb
Rectan inflicts massive damage to Serex.
You slash Serex mercilessly, inflicting great harm!
Sime misses Serex.
Serex leaves south.
Triggered!  doing: headbutt serex
Rectan leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Mirkwood(n, e, s and w)
 Rectan the sindar Archmage (Hand of Eru)
 Serex the dwarf Master Assassin (Immoral)
 A tall fir tree
Sime enters.
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
HP:230 EP:105 Serex leaves south.
Rectan leaves south.
Sime leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Mirkwood(n, e, s and w)
 Sime the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
 Rectan the sindar Archmage (Hand of Eru)
 Serex the dwarf Master Assassin (Immoral)
 An Elven scout watches you carefully
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
HP:230 EP:105 Serex leaves south.
Rectan leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Mirkwood(n, e, s and w)
 Rectan the sindar Archmage (Hand of Eru)
 Serex the dwarf Master Assassin (Immoral)
Sime enters.
Serex leaves south.
Rectan leaves south.
Sime leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Mirkwood(n, e, s and w)
 Sime the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
 Rectan the sindar Archmage (Hand of Eru)
 Serex the dwarf Master Assassin (Immoral)
Serex leaves south.
Rectan leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Mirkwood(n, e, s and w)
 Rectan the sindar Archmage (Hand of Eru)
 Serex the dwarf Master Assassin (Immoral)
Sime enters.
hb
Serex leaves south.
Triggered!  doing: headbutt serex
Rectan leaves south.
Sime leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Mirkwood(n, e, s and w)
 Sime the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
 Rectan the sindar Archmage (Hand of Eru)
 Serex the dwarf Master Assassin (Immoral)
 A tall fir tree
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
HP:230 EP:105 Serex leaves south.
Rectan leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Mirkwood(n, e, s and w)
 Rectan the sindar Archmage (Hand of Eru)
 Serex the dwarf Master Assassin (Immoral)
Sime enters.
hb
Rectan hits Serex very hard.
You demolish Serex in a blaze of furious strokes!
Sime misses Serex.
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
HP:230 EP:105 Serex leaves south.
Triggered!  doing: headbutt serex
Rectan leaves south.
Sime leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Mirkwood(n, e, s and w)
 Sime the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
 Rectan the sindar Archmage (Hand of Eru)
 Serex the dwarf Master Assassin (Immoral)
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
HP:230 EP:105 Serex leaves south.
Rectan leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Mirkwood(n, e, s and w)
 Rectan the sindar Archmage (Hand of Eru)
 Serex the dwarf Master Assassin (Immoral)
Sime enters.
Serex leaves south.
Rectan leaves south.
Sime leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Mirkwood(n, e, s and w)
 Sime the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
 Rectan the sindar Archmage (Hand of Eru)
 Serex the dwarf Master Assassin (Immoral)
Serex leaves south.
Rectan leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Mirkwood(n, e, s and w)
 Rectan the sindar Archmage (Hand of Eru)
 Serex the dwarf Master Assassin (Immoral)
Sime enters.
Serex leaves south.
Rectan leaves south.
Sime leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Mirkwood(n, e, s and w)
 Sime the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
 Rectan the sindar Archmage (Hand of Eru)
 Serex the dwarf Master Assassin (Immoral)
 A woodsman hunts amid the trees
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
HP:230 EP:105 Serex leaves south.
Triggered!  doing: headbutt serex
Rectan leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Suddenly Spider attacks you!
Mirkwood(n, e, s and w)
 Rectan the sindar Archmage (Hand of Eru)
 Serex the dwarf Master Assassin (Immoral)
 A huge spider weaves its web
Sime enters.
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
HP:230 EP:105 Serex leaves south.
Rectan leaves south.
Sime leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Mirkwood(n, e, s and w)
 Sime the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
 Rectan the sindar Archmage (Hand of Eru)
 Serex the dwarf Master Assassin (Immoral)
hb
Rectan hits Serex very hard.
You barely miss Serex.
Sime misses Serex.
Serex misses someone.
Spider enters.
Spider attacks you!
Spider misses you.
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
HP:230 EP:105 Serex leaves south.
Triggered!  doing: headbutt serex
Rectan leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Mirkwood(n, e, s and w)
 Rectan the sindar Archmage (Hand of Eru)
 Serex the dwarf Master Assassin (Immoral)
 A falcon {above you}
Sime enters.
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
HP:230 EP:105 Serex leaves south.
Rectan leaves south.
Sime leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Mirkwood(n, e, s and w)
 Sime the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
 Rectan the sindar Archmage (Hand of Eru)
 Serex the dwarf Master Assassin (Immoral)
 A tall stag
Serex leaves south.
Rectan leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Mirkwood(n, e, s and w)
 Rectan the sindar Archmage (Hand of Eru)
 Serex the dwarf Master Assassin (Immoral)
Sime enters.
Serex leaves south.
Rectan leaves south.
Sime leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Mirkwood(n, e, s and w)
 Sime the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
 Rectan the sindar Archmage (Hand of Eru)
 Serex the dwarf Master Assassin (Immoral)
Serex leaves south.
Rectan leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Mirkwood(n, e, s and w)
 Rectan the sindar Archmage (Hand of Eru)
 Serex the dwarf Master Assassin (Immoral)
Sime enters.
Serex leaves south.
Triggered!  doing: headbutt serex
Rectan leaves south.
Sime leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Mirkwood(n, e, s and w)
 Sime the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
 Rectan the sindar Archmage (Hand of Eru)
 Serex the dwarf Master Assassin (Immoral)
6
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
HP:230 EP:105 Serex leaves south.
Rectan leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(n, e, s and w)
 Rectan the sindar Archmage (Hand of Eru)
 Serex the dwarf Master Assassin (Immoral)
Sime enters.
Rectan misses Serex.
You viciously shred Serex into bloody pulp!
Sime misses Serex.
Serex misses someone.
Serex leaves south.
Triggered!  doing: headbutt serex
Rectan leaves south.
Sime leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(n, e, s and w)
 Sime the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
 Rectan the sindar Archmage (Hand of Eru)
 Serex the dwarf Master Assassin (Immoral)
Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into your opponent!
HP:230 EP:70 Serex leaves south.
Rectan leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(n, e, s and w)
 Rectan the sindar Archmage (Hand of Eru)
 Serex the dwarf Master Assassin (Immoral)
Sime enters.
Do: starting commands.
HP:230 EP:70 Serex leaves south.
Rectan leaves south.
Sime leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(n, e, s and w)
 Sime the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
 Rectan the sindar Archmage (Hand of Eru)
 Serex the dwarf Master Assassin (Immoral)
You remove a studded leather baldric.
Your hands are full!
You give Serex a studded leather baldric.
HP:230 EP:70 Serex leaves south.
Rectan leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(n, e, s and w)
 Rectan the sindar Archmage (Hand of Eru)
 Serex the dwarf Master Assassin (Immoral)
Sime enters.
You already wield it!
HP:230 EP:70 Serex leaves south.
Rectan leaves south.
Sime leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(n, e, s and w)
 Sime the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
 Rectan the sindar Archmage (Hand of Eru)
 Serex the dwarf Master Assassin (Immoral)
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
HP:230 EP:70 Serex leaves south.
Rectan leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(n, e, s and w)
 Rectan the sindar Archmage (Hand of Eru)
 Serex the dwarf Master Assassin (Immoral)
Sime enters.
Do: Commands completed.
HP:230 EP:70 Serex leaves south.
Rectan leaves south.
Sime leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(n, e, s and w)
 Sime the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
 Rectan the sindar Archmage (Hand of Eru)
 Serex the dwarf Master Assassin (Immoral)
Serex leaves south.
Rectan leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(n, e, s and w)
 Rectan the sindar Archmage (Hand of Eru)
 Serex the dwarf Master Assassin (Immoral)
Sime enters.
Serex leaves south.
Rectan leaves south.
Sime leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Mirkwood(n, e, s and w)
 Sime the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
 Rectan the sindar Archmage (Hand of Eru)
 Serex the dwarf Master Assassin (Immoral)
6
Serex leaves south.
Triggered!  doing: headbutt serex
Rectan leaves south.
You have lost track of your leader in the wilderness!
Sime leaves south.
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
HP:230 EP:70 Do: starting commands.
HP:230 EP:70 I do not see serex here.
HP:230 EP:70 You already wield it!
HP:230 EP:70 Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
HP:230 EP:70 Do: Commands completed.
HP:230 EP:70 legend serex
The ghost of Serex
On for:  2h 6m 13s                        
Age: 0s                                   
Serex has recorded a life story.
Triggered!  doing: headbutt serex
HP:230 EP:70 story serex
Most of the time, people have stories on their short lives here
on the Two Towers LP mud. Well I hate being like other people so I
decided
to make my story different from other peoples. My story is about
the whining, disgraceful, get pk'ed too much guild of the Meglivornth.
Now, along time ago this guild used to be filled with quality,
skillful players. That is till Naugrim decided to take Shock's place
as Guildmaster of the Meglivornth who are usually called 'megs'
 
 
Well, these megs were believed to be the powerhouse of the entire world
of
arda with their wealth, their high leveled, yet unskilled members and
their absolutely pointless 60 room guildhall. These megs didn't know that
other bigshots in arda were insulted. They couldn't believe that the
rich newbie guild was feared and not them. So they began to form their
own clans and fought the no knowledge having guild and began beating the
piss out of them. The megs were so surprised they began to go back to
their
old ways of hiding in innrooms and their guildhall, shooting arrows of
poison
and mass attacking and beliving that they could player-kill. Yet still
they were being defeated. Thats when their so-called knight named
Barazbund decided to rejoin his fairy band and tried to make a difference
till he himself started doing the same thing. Hiding, trying to hurt
peoples feelings with his horrible Taureg jokes and bad grammar.
He himself had become to coward he tried to make his guildmates not look
like.
 
 
The moral of this story is:
If you weren't born a coward or you didn't turn into one while creating
your character, don't join the Megs.