By this point you have to wonder if they even know

Posted by
Vallejo [legacy]
Uploaded
19 August 2001 00:00:00
Type
Attempt

They can't do anything right


HP:230 EP:112 Outside Rhosgobel(s, n, w, se, e, sw and cave)
 Naugrim the dwarf MEGLIVORNTH
 Camillus the dunedain Spirit of War (Meglivornth)
 Circe the hobbit Black Wolf Mercenary (Meglivornth)
 Tuareg the dunedain Fire of Grimbor-Anim
 Wombat the dunedain Warlord (Immoral)
 An empty bottle (open)
 A swift hawk
 A signpost
HP:230 EP:112 Motherfucker!!==Camillus smashes his forehead into your nose.
Do: Commands completed.
HP:207 EP:112 Naugrim releases the bow and launches an arrow at you, but misses!
Motherfucker!!==Naugrim smashes his forehead into your nose.
do 10n,6n,5e,se,5e,se,10e,e,ne,e,3ne,n
Circe opens a silver flask.
Motherfucker!!==Without warning, Wombat stabs you from behind!
focus defense
wimpy off
Motherfucker!!==Tuareg smashes his forehead into your nose.
Tuareg slices you.
You are too busy to make an attack!
Naugrim nocks an arrow.
Camillus slashes into you with fury!
Wombat MANGLES you with MULTIPLE BLOWS to the body!!
Do: starting commands.
HP:115 EP:111 The Plains(s, n, w and e)
 Vallejo's white stallion
Wombat enters.
Naugrim enters.
Camillus enters.
Circe enters.
Tuareg enters.
HP:115 EP:111 The Plains(s, n, w and e)
 A torch (burned out)
Wombat enters.
Tuareg enters.
Circe enters.
Camillus enters.
Naugrim enters.
HP:115 EP:111 The Plains(s, n, w and e)
Wombat enters.
Naugrim enters.
Camillus enters.
Circe enters.
Tuareg enters.
HP:115 EP:111 The Plains(s, n, w and e)
Wombat enters.
Tuareg enters.
Circe enters.
Camillus enters.
Naugrim enters.
HP:115 EP:111 The Plains(s, n, w and e)
Wombat enters.
Naugrim enters.
Camillus enters.
Circe enters.
Tuareg enters.
HP:115 EP:111 The Plains(s, n, w and e)
Wombat enters.
Tuareg enters.
Circe enters.
Camillus enters.
Naugrim enters.
HP:115 EP:111 The Plains(s, n, w and e)
Wombat enters.
Naugrim enters.
Camillus enters.
Circe enters.
Tuareg enters.
HP:115 EP:111 The Plains(s, n, w and e)
Wombat enters.
Tuareg enters.
Circe enters.
Camillus enters.
Naugrim enters.
HP:115 EP:111 Suddenly Elven guard attacks you!
Mirkwood(s, n, w and e)
 Elf guard
Wombat enters.
Naugrim enters.
Camillus enters.
Circe enters.
Tuareg enters.
HP:115 EP:111 Mirkwood(s, n, w and e)
 A mushroom
Wombat enters.
Tuareg enters.
Circe enters.
Camillus enters.
Naugrim enters.
HP:115 EP:111 Mirkwood(s, n, w and e)
 A tall fir tree
Wombat enters.
Naugrim enters.
Circe enters.
Tuareg enters.
HP:115 EP:111 Tuareg misses you.
You are too busy to make an attack!
Naugrim draws back on a bow.
Wombat misses you.
Mirkwood(s, n, w and e)
 A tall stag
Wombat enters.
Tuareg enters.
Circe enters.
Naugrim enters.
HP:115 EP:111 Mirkwood(s, n, w and e)
 Elven Archer {above you}
Wombat enters.
Naugrim enters.
Circe enters.
Tuareg enters.
HP:115 EP:111 Naugrim releases the bow and launches an arrow at you, but misses!
Mirkwood(s, n, w and e)
 Elven Archer {above you}
Wombat enters.
Tuareg enters.
Circe enters.
Naugrim enters.
HP:115 EP:111 Mirkwood(s, n, w and e)
 A tall stag
Wombat enters.
Naugrim enters.
Circe enters.
Tuareg enters.
HP:115 EP:111 The Mirkwood path(s, n, w and e)
Wombat enters.
Tuareg enters.
Circe enters.
Naugrim enters.
HP:115 EP:111 The Mirkwood path(s, n, w and e)
Wombat enters.
Naugrim enters.
Circe enters.
Tuareg enters.
HP:115 EP:111 The Mirkwood path(s, n, w and e)
Wombat enters.
Tuareg enters.
Circe enters.
Naugrim enters.
HP:115 EP:111 The Mirkwood path(s, n, w and e)
Wombat enters.
Naugrim enters.
Circe enters.
Tuareg enters.
HP:115 EP:111 Tuareg misses you.
You let out a blood-curdling scream!
You gash Naugrim with the sharp blade.
You miss Tuareg.
You miss Wombat.
Naugrim hits you hard.
Wombat misses you.
whoa
dismount
stairs
terrace
gates
knock on gates
deeper
deeper
deeper
w
nw
n
nw
w
sw
sw
e
The Mirkwood path(s, n, w and e)
Wombat enters.
Tuareg enters.
Circe enters.
Naugrim enters.
HP:108 EP:108 The Mirkwood path(s, n, w, se and e)
Wombat enters.
Naugrim enters.
Circe enters.
Tuareg enters.
HP:108 EP:108 You notice Wombat sizing you up.
The Mirkwood path(s, nw, n, w and e)
Wombat enters.
Tuareg enters.
Circe enters.
Naugrim enters.
HP:108 EP:108 The Mirkwood path(s, n, w and e)
Wombat enters.
Naugrim enters.
Circe enters.
Tuareg enters.
HP:108 EP:108 The Mirkwood path(s, n, w and e)
Wombat enters.
Tuareg enters.
Circe enters.
Naugrim enters.
HP:108 EP:108 The Mirkwood path(s, n, w and e)
Wombat enters.
Naugrim enters.
Circe enters.
Tuareg enters.
HP:108 EP:108 The Mirkwood path(s, n, w and e)
Wombat enters.
Tuareg enters.
Circe enters.
Naugrim enters.
HP:108 EP:108 The Mirkwood path(s, n, w, se and e)
Wombat enters.
Naugrim enters.
Circe enters.
Tuareg enters.
HP:108 EP:108 The Mirkwood path(s, nw, n, w and e)
Wombat enters.
Tuareg enters.
Circe enters.
Naugrim enters.
HP:108 EP:108 The Mirkwood path(s, n, w and e)
Wombat enters.
Naugrim enters.
Circe enters.
Tuareg enters.
HP:108 EP:108 The Mirkwood path(s, n, w and e)
Wombat enters.
Tuareg enters.
Circe enters.
Naugrim enters.
HP:108 EP:108 The Mirkwood path(s, n, w and e)
Wombat enters.
Naugrim enters.
Circe enters.
Tuareg enters.
HP:108 EP:108 The Mirkwood path(s, n, w and e)
Wombat enters.
Tuareg enters.
Circe enters.
Naugrim enters.
HP:108 EP:108 do get flask from pack,get flask from cloak,open flask,2drink flask,close flask,put flask in cloak,put flask in pack
Tuareg misses you.
You let out a blood-curdling scream!
You miss Naugrim.
You miss Tuareg.
You gash Wombat with the sharp blade.
Naugrim hits you hard.
Wombat PIERCES you with BONE CHILLING BLADES OF ICE!!!
You notice Wombat sizing you up.
The Mirkwood path(s, n, w and e)
Wombat enters.
Naugrim enters.
Circe enters.
Tuareg enters.
HP:64 EP:104 The Mirkwood path(n, w and e)
Wombat enters.
Tuareg enters.
Circe enters.
Naugrim enters.
HP:64 EP:104 The Bridge(w and e)
Wombat enters.
Naugrim enters.
Circe enters.
Tuareg enters.
HP:64 EP:104 The Mirkwood path(s, w and e)
Wombat enters.
Tuareg enters.
Circe enters.
Naugrim enters.
HP:64 EP:104 The Mirkwood path(s, n, w and e)
Wombat enters.
Naugrim enters.
Circe enters.
Tuareg enters.
HP:64 EP:104 The Mirkwood path(s, n, w and e)
Wombat enters.
Tuareg enters.
Circe enters.
Naugrim enters.
HP:64 EP:104 The Mirkwood path(s, n, w, e and ne)
Wombat enters.
Naugrim enters.
Circe enters.
Tuareg enters.
HP:64 EP:104 The Mirkwood path(s, n, w, e and sw)
Wombat enters.
Tuareg enters.
Circe enters.
Naugrim enters.
HP:64 EP:104 The Mirkwood path(s, n, w, e and ne)
Wombat enters.
Naugrim enters.
Circe enters.
Tuareg enters.
HP:64 EP:104 The Mirkwood path(s, nw, n, w, e, sw and ne)
Wombat enters.
Tuareg enters.
Circe enters.
Naugrim enters.
HP:64 EP:104 The Mirkwood path(s, n, w, e, sw and ne)
Wombat enters.
Naugrim enters.
Circe enters.
Tuareg enters.
HP:64 EP:104 The Mirkwood path(s, n, w, e and sw)
 A bowl with a lid
 A bowl with a lid
Wombat enters.
Tuareg enters.
Circe enters.
Naugrim enters.
HP:64 EP:104 A Bridge(s, n, stairs and ne)
 Barazbund the dwarf Son of the Iron Hills (Fist of Mahal)
 Korzan the dunedain Bonecrusher
 A wooden shield
 A signpost
 A hitching post
Wombat enters.
Naugrim enters.
Circe enters.
Tuareg enters.
HP:64 EP:104 Tuareg punctures you with incredible driving force.
You let out a blood-curdling scream!
You miss Naugrim.
You miss Tuareg.
You miss Wombat.
Naugrim misses you.
Wombat PIERCES you with BONE CHILLING BLADES OF ICE!!!
Do: Commands completed.
HP:22 EP:101 Motherfucker!!==Tuareg smashes his forehead into your nose.
You focused on defense last time, try something different!
HP:9 EP:101 The sword won't let you turn wimpy!
HP:9 EP:101 What?
HP:9 EP:101 What?
HP:9 EP:101 The Stone Stairs(terrace and bridge)
 Corpse of Orc
Wombat enters.
Tuareg enters.
Circe enters.
Naugrim enters.
HP:9 EP:101 A grassy terrace(gates and stairs)
 Corpse of elf
HP:9 EP:101 The gates to Thranduil's kingdom(terrace)
 A division of elven defenders
HP:9 EP:101     Silently you creep through the battle unnoticed and knock on the huge
    gates.  A hollow, ominous thudding sound meets your every knock
                          BOOM....BOOM...BOOM.

    After a moment, a small sliding peep-slot opens and you feel you're
    being examined.

    Seconds later, the huge gate opens just enough for many rough hands
    to reach out and pull you inside!

Suddenly The elven force attacks you!
A Twisting Tunnel(deeper and out)
 A division of elven defenders
HP:9 EP:101 A Twisting Tunnel(deeper and out)
HP:9 EP:101 Crossroads(w, out and ne)
HP:9 EP:101 What?
HP:9 EP:101 A Twisting Tunnel(nw, sw and e)
HP:9 EP:101 Crossroads(n, se and sw)
HP:9 EP:101 A Twisting Tunnel(s and nw)
 A patrolling guard
 A patrolling guard
 A Senile Healer
Triggered!  doing: ask for heal
HP:9 EP:101 The Senile Healer says: We request that you donate 20 gold pieces.
The Senile Healer says You don't have the donation, my friend.
HP:9 EP:101 A Cavern(n, se, w and ne)
HP:9 EP:101 Crossroads(n, e and sw)
HP:9 EP:101 A Twisting Tunnel(nw, sw and ne)
HP:9 EP:101 A Twisting Tunnel(w, e, sw and ne)
 A Caretaker