HP:230 EP:204 The MonkeyLord's Throne(w, n and e) A chirpy little animal HP:230 EP:206 kneel monkey You humbly kneel before Chirpy little animal. HP:230 EP:207 Gazza enters. Gazza smiles a shiny white smile. narrow gazza You narrow your eyes at Gazza. HP:230 EP:207 Gazza attacks Chirpy little animal. Gazza grabs Chirpy little animal by the tail and grabs him around his head, sending him flying into the wall!!! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. a You say: Unhand His might or suffer the wrath of the MC! HP:230 EP:207 Gazza savagely HACKs at Chirpy little animal's tail, causing blood to splatter on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. Gazza savagely HACKs at Chirpy little animal's tail, causing blood to splatter on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. kill gazza You attack Gazza. HP:230 EP:207 You attempt biting Gazza but fail miserably. Gazza almost trips over a banana skin which you cunningly planted on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. Gazza goes Hah! You attempt biting Gazza but fail miserably. Gazza almost trips over a banana skin which you cunningly planted on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. You trick Gazza into eating a PoIsOnOuS Banana! Gazza almost trips over a banana skin which you cunningly planted on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. You trick Gazza into eating a PoIsOnOuS Banana! Gazza almost trips over a banana skin which you cunningly planted on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. You attempt biting Gazza but fail miserably. Gazza steals your banana! Muhahahahahaha! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. 'Die, infidel! You climb on a tree and pummel Gazza with coconuts! Gazza almost trips over a banana skin which you cunningly planted on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. Gazza says: i'll get you, and your little monkey too! You say: Die, infidel! HP:223 EP:208 You climb on a tree and pummel Gazza with coconuts! Gazza almost trips over a banana skin which you cunningly planted on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. You attempt biting Gazza but fail miserably. Gazza almost trips over a banana skin which you cunningly planted on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. You notice Gazza sizing you up. You attempt biting Gazza but fail miserably. Gazza almost trips over a banana skin which you cunningly planted on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. You attempt biting Gazza but fail miserably. Gazza tries to pull off a brilliant stunt, but you deflect the attack to a mere graze. Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. You attempt biting Gazza but fail miserably. Gazza almost trips over a banana skin which you cunningly planted on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. battlecry for LORD CHIRP! You send Talan and Edelidan to ANNIHILATE Gazza. Gazza savagely HACKs at your tail, causing blood to splatter on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. You let loose with an ear-piercing battle cry for LORD CHIRP! HP:210 EP:209 You attempt biting Gazza but fail miserably. Gazza almost trips over a banana skin which you cunningly planted on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. shape You attempt biting Gazza but fail miserably. Gazza almost trips over a banana skin which you cunningly planted on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. Gazza is in average shape. AVERAGE SHAPE AVERAGE SHAPE AVERAGE SHAPE!!!! HP:210 EP:209 You attempt biting Gazza but fail miserably. Gazza almost trips over a banana skin which you cunningly planted on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. You attempt biting Gazza but fail miserably. Gazza almost trips over a banana skin which you cunningly planted on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. You attempt biting Gazza but fail miserably. Gazza almost trips over a banana skin which you cunningly planted on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. You attempt biting Gazza but fail miserably. Gazza almost trips over a banana skin which you cunningly planted on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. Gazza hehs. You attempt biting Gazza but fail miserably. Gazza steals your banana! Muhahahahahaha! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. Gazza says: lots of missing You send Talan and Edelidan to ANNIHILATE Gazza. Gazza almost trips over a banana skin which you cunningly planted on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. You attempt biting Gazza but fail miserably. Gazza steals your banana! Muhahahahahaha! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. You cackle insanely as your magnificent tail strangle Gazza! Gazza almost trips over a banana skin which you cunningly planted on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. 'Destory him, Talan! You cackle insanely as your magnificent tail strangle Gazza! Gazza offers you a banana, then eats it sadistically in front of you, taunting you cruelly!!! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. You say: Destory him, Talan! HP:175 EP:210 You send Talan and Edelidan to ANNIHILATE Gazza. Gazza almost trips over a banana skin which you cunningly planted on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. You unleash the power of LORD CHIRP on Gazza's terrified body! Gazza lands a hit on you, and a few tufts of fur go flying through the air in a graceful arc. Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. roar You send Talan and Edelidan to ANNIHILATE Gazza. Gazza almost trips over a banana skin which you cunningly planted on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. shape You roar loudly! HP:170 EP:211 Gazza doesn't look so great. DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG HP:170 EP:211 You attempt biting Gazza but fail miserably. Gazza savagely HACKs at your tail, causing blood to splatter on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. You notice Gazza sizing you up. You cackle insanely as your magnificent tail strangle Gazza! Gazza almost trips over a banana skin which you cunningly planted on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. From the top of the Citadel, high upon the mountain of Minas Tirith an eerie white light shines out of the topmost window. You turn to face the tower, looking upon the sinister light that flows out of the window. 'Surrender to his might! You attempt biting Gazza but fail miserably. Gazza almost trips over a banana skin which you cunningly planted on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. You say: Surrender to his might! HP:156 EP:211 Gazza says: ugh shape You attempt biting Gazza but fail miserably. Gazza almost trips over a banana skin which you cunningly planted on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. Gazza doesn't look so great. DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG HP:156 EP:211 You attempt biting Gazza but fail miserably. Gazza savagely HACKs at your tail, causing blood to splatter on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. You send Talan and Edelidan to ANNIHILATE Gazza. Gazza steals your banana! Muhahahahahaha! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. Gazza says: your weapon rocks :p You attempt biting Gazza but fail miserably. Gazza almost trips over a banana skin which you cunningly planted on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. You cackle insanely as your magnificent tail strangle Gazza! Gazza savagely HACKs at your tail, causing blood to splatter on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. Gazza has hp: 62/230 and end: 213/230 shape You attempt biting Gazza but fail miserably. Gazza almost trips over a banana skin which you cunningly planted on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. You notice Gazza sizing you up. 'Leave! Gazza doesn't look so great. DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG HP:128 EP:212 You attempt biting Gazza but fail miserably. Gazza almost trips over a banana skin which you cunningly planted on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. You say: Leave! HP:128 EP:212 You notice Gazza sizing you up. You trick Gazza into eating a PoIsOnOuS Banana! Gazza almost trips over a banana skin which you cunningly planted on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. You notice Gazza sizing you up. You climb on a tree and pummel Gazza with coconuts! Gazza almost trips over a banana skin which you cunningly planted on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. Gazza has hp: 43/230 and end: 214/230 Gazza leaves east. The animal gets down and does a little dance. stop You will no longer attack anyone on sight. HP:128 EP:212 shout And don't return, scumbag! The animal launches himself, does a somersault, then lands flat on his face. Gazza tells you: you won the fight, but not the war! You shout: And don't return, scumbag! HP:129 EP:203 glance kneel mokey Street(w, n and e) A chirpy little animal HP:129 EP:203 You hear a footstep nearby. You kneel mokey. HP:129 EP:203 Without warning, Anonymous figure stabs you from behind! wimpy off You are too busy to make an attack! Anonymous figure grabs you by the tail and grabs you around his head, sending you flying into the wall!!! You're no wimp! HP:106 EP:203 The foul black mist covering the landscape seems to change to a dark brown. You attempt biting anonymous figure but fail miserably. Anonymous figure offers you a banana, then eats it sadistically in front of you, taunting you cruelly!!! drink phial roar You attempt biting anonymous figure but fail miserably. Anonymous figure almost trips over a banana skin which you cunningly planted on the ground! You notice someone sizing you up. You drink the phial of dream potion and feel it taking effect. Slowly, you feel your body growing in strength and power! You feel like you could take on anyone! Yes! YES! You feel incredible! HP:89 EP:203 You roar loudly! HP:89 EP:203 You notice someone sizing you up. You attempt biting anonymous figure but fail miserably. Anonymous figure almost trips over a banana skin which you cunningly planted on the ground! You notice someone sizing you up. You trick anonymous figure into eating a PoIsOnOuS Banana! Anonymous figure tries to pull off a brilliant stunt, but you deflect the attack to a mere graze. You notice someone sizing you up. You notice someone sizing you up. You attempt biting anonymous figure but fail miserably. Anonymous figure almost trips over a banana skin which you cunningly planted on the ground! shape Usage: shape HP:189 EP:230 The animal springs onto your head then jumps to the floor. stop You will no longer attack anyone on sight. HP:189 EP:230 The effects wear off. The animal springs onto your head then jumps to the floor. The animal springs onto your head then jumps to the floor. tell gazza And don't cheat with spells! :p You tell Gazza: And don't cheat with spells! :p Your head is clearing. The animal gets down and does a little dance. $:drives an invader of the Monkeyan kingdom away from His majesty. [ Rimsilval ] Armada drives an invader of the Monkeyan kingdom away from His  majesty. HP:197 EP:227  Morpheus enters. tell morpheus Touch him and die, I'm guarding him at this moment! :p Morpheus smiles. grr You tell Morpheus: Touch him and die, I'm guarding him at this moment! :p HP:198 EP:228 You grr. HP:198 EP:228 Morpheus falls down laughing. The animal springs onto your head then jumps to the floor. Morpheus looks at a monster capture leash. hiss You hiss violently. HP:199 EP:229  Morpheus grins. Morpheus leaves east. The animal springs onto your head then jumps to the floor. The animal gets down and does a little dance. The shades of dark brown in the air turn to black. Gazza enters. Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. Gazza goes Hah! Gazza grabs Chirpy little animal by the tail and grabs him around his head, sending him flying into the wall!!! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. kill gazza Gazza offers Chirpy little animal a banana, then eats it sadistically in front of him, taunting him cruelly!!! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. You attack Gazza. HP:201 EP:230 You climb on a tree and pummel Gazza with coconuts! Gazza offers you a banana, then eats it sadistically in front of you, taunting you cruelly!!! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. You notice Gazza sizing you up. You demonstrate the RUTHLESSNESS of the MC to Gazza! Gazza almost trips over a banana skin which you cunningly planted on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. You attempt biting Gazza but fail miserably. Gazza almost trips over a banana skin which you cunningly planted on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. You notice Gazza sizing you up. You attempt biting Gazza but fail miserably. Gazza steals your banana! Muhahahahahaha! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. You roar loudly! HP:177 EP:230 You notice Gazza sizing you up. You attempt biting Gazza but fail miserably. Gazza steals your banana! Muhahahahahaha! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. You notice Gazza sizing you up. You cackle insanely as your magnificent tail strangle Gazza! Gazza almost trips over a banana skin which you cunningly planted on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. l gazza You notice Gazza sizing you up. You attempt biting Gazza but fail miserably. Gazza almost trips over a banana skin which you cunningly planted on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. Gazza is a Sergeant in the army of Mordor With 7 wins and 3 losses. You see a tattoo of a tornado on his shoulder. Gazza has the look of a seasoned adventurer. A sparkle of light dances off of Gazza's circlet. Gazza has an 'I've been to The 3rd Two Towers EVENT!' badge on him! He is carrying: A sailor's cutlass [tuned] (wielded). A pair of heeled boots (worn). A scooby snack. A popstar arena ticket stub. A commemorative token from the Event2002. An 'I've been to The 4th Two Towers EVENT!!' badge. A simple sheepskin sheath (worn). A sling containing a walking staff (worn). A bloodstained cloak (worn). A dwarven war shield (worn). A beautiful set of mithril mail (worn). An Orc courier pack (worn). A small silver lute. Gazza's Spellbook. Rank insignia. A silver harp. The Rimsilval Guild ring. Westar's silver lute. Gazza's silver circlet. An 'I've been to The 3rd Two Towers EVENT!!' badge. A commemorative token from the Event2001. HP:169 EP:230 You attempt biting Gazza but fail miserably. Gazza almost trips over a banana skin which you cunningly planted on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. You attempt biting Gazza but fail miserably. Gazza almost trips over a banana skin which you cunningly planted on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. Gazza looks at you. You attempt biting Gazza but fail miserably. Gazza almost trips over a banana skin which you cunningly planted on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. You trick Gazza into eating a PoIsOnOuS Banana! Gazza almost trips over a banana skin which you cunningly planted on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. 'You've returned for more, slime? You notice Gazza sizing you up. You cackle insanely as your magnificent tail strangle Gazza! Gazza savagely HACKs at your tail, causing blood to splatter on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. You say: You've returned for more, slime? HP:155 EP:230 You notice Gazza sizing you up. You attempt biting Gazza but fail miserably. Gazza almost trips over a banana skin which you cunningly planted on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. You attempt biting Gazza but fail miserably. Gazza almost trips over a banana skin which you cunningly planted on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. Gazza nods sagely and onionly. You trick Gazza into eating a PoIsOnOuS Banana! Gazza lands a hit on you, and a few tufts of fur go flying through the air in a graceful arc. Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. You attempt biting Gazza but fail miserably. Gazza steals your banana! Muhahahahahaha! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. shape monkey Chirpy little animal is in good shape. GOOD SHAPE GOOD SHAPE GOOD SHAPE!!!!!!!!! HP:144 EP:230 Gazza says: I hate monkeys. You attempt biting Gazza but fail miserably. Gazza lands a hit on you, and a few tufts of fur go flying through the air in a graceful arc. Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. You cackle insanely as your magnificent tail strangle Gazza! Gazza almost trips over a banana skin which you cunningly planted on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. Gazza says: I am the anti-monkey God. You attempt biting Gazza but fail miserably. Gazza savagely HACKs at your tail, causing blood to splatter on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. shape You climb on a tree and pummel Gazza with coconuts! Gazza almost trips over a banana skin which you cunningly planted on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. Gazza doesn't look so great. DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG HP:127 EP:230 You climb on a tree and pummel Gazza with coconuts! Gazza almost trips over a banana skin which you cunningly planted on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. Gazza says: Monkey Satan, if you will. You attempt biting Gazza but fail miserably. Gazza almost trips over a banana skin which you cunningly planted on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. You attempt biting Gazza but fail miserably. Gazza almost trips over a banana skin which you cunningly planted on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. You notice Gazza sizing you up. 'Just don't stay for too low :p You attempt biting Gazza but fail miserably. Gazza almost trips over a banana skin which you cunningly planted on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. You say: Just don't stay for too low :p HP:128 EP:230  You notice Gazza sizing you up. You attempt biting Gazza but fail miserably. Gazza almost trips over a banana skin which you cunningly planted on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. You notice Gazza sizing you up. You attempt biting Gazza but fail miserably. Gazza almost trips over a banana skin which you cunningly planted on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. You attempt biting Gazza but fail miserably. Gazza almost trips over a banana skin which you cunningly planted on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. You attempt biting Gazza but fail miserably. Gazza almost trips over a banana skin which you cunningly planted on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. Gazza says: it's not far The foul black mist covering the landscape seems to change to a dark brown. You attempt biting Gazza but fail miserably. Gazza savagely HACKs at your tail, causing blood to splatter on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. HP:118 EP:230 You attempt biting Gazza but fail miserably. Gazza almost trips over a banana skin which you cunningly planted on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. You notice Gazza sizing you up. You attempt biting Gazza but fail miserably. Gazza almost trips over a banana skin which you cunningly planted on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. You notice Gazza sizing you up. You attempt biting Gazza but fail miserably. Gazza almost trips over a banana skin which you cunningly planted on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. You notice Gazza sizing you up. You climb on a tree and pummel Gazza with coconuts! Gazza almost trips over a banana skin which you cunningly planted on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. You notice Gazza sizing you up. HP:119 EP:230 You attempt biting Gazza but fail miserably. Gazza almost trips over a banana skin which you cunningly planted on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. You notice Gazza sizing you up. You claw Gazza with your dirty fingernails. Gazza almost trips over a banana skin which you cunningly planted on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. You notice Gazza sizing you up. shape You trick Gazza into eating a PoIsOnOuS Banana! Gazza almost trips over a banana skin which you cunningly planted on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. You notice Gazza sizing you up. Gazza doesn't look so great. DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG HP:119 EP:230 You trick Gazza into eating a PoIsOnOuS Banana! Gazza lands a hit on you, and a few tufts of fur go flying through the air in a graceful arc. Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. You notice Gazza sizing you up. You attempt biting Gazza but fail miserably. Gazza savagely HACKs at your tail, causing blood to splatter on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. HP:103 EP:230 You notice Gazza sizing you up. You attempt biting Gazza but fail miserably. Gazza almost trips over a banana skin which you cunningly planted on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. HP:103 EP:230 You attempt biting Gazza but fail miserably. Your headache clears up. Gazza grabs you by the tail and grabs you around him head, sending you flying into the wall!!! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. shape You climb on a tree and pummel Gazza with coconuts! Gazza lands a hit on you, and a few tufts of fur go flying through the air in a graceful arc. Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. Gazza is near death. YOU'RE MINE FUCKER!!!! DIE BITCH! DIE! HP:76 EP:230 You notice Gazza sizing you up. You trick Gazza into eating a PoIsOnOuS Banana! Gazza almost trips over a banana skin which you cunningly planted on the ground! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. Gazza leaves east. Gazza enters. stop You attempt biting Gazza but fail miserably. Gazza berserks around the room, shearing you with his sword, sending fur flying around the room and inflicting CRITICAL DAMAGE!!!!! Chirpy little animal misses Gazza. You notice Gazza sizing you up. You would have to leave the fight first. HP:39 EP:230 Gazza leaves east. stop You will no longer attack anyone on sight. Gazza tells you: 28hp, scum. The animal gets down and does a little dance. Gazza tells you: I give up. You monkey lives for another day. tell gazza Further assaults on His majesty will end with the same results, filthy hobbit. You tell Gazza: Further assaults on His majesty will end with the same results, filthy hobbit. HP:41 EP:230  The animal launches himself, does a somersault, then lands flat on his face. stop You are not in combat with anyone. HP:42 EP:230  Gazza tells you: But know this. My Lord will not give up until all the  Monkeys in Arda are destroyed!!!! tell gazza Your Lord is a transvestite! You tell Gazza: Your Lord is a transvestite!