Screw Britney! Screw Christina! (Take that literally if you're perverted.) A buddy of mine told me about an NPC that couldn't be killed. Hah! This wasn't what you could call a well-organized 5 person bang (is it 5?), but this is damn close enough. That healing was just too much! (And for all you that missed it: the reboot after the event! I edited out the boring crap like me going into my guildhall and selling everything, and Amroth trying to kill my guild's shopleader so you could see just how the world decided to end!) What fun!
HP:188 EP:190 An alley(w and n)
A cigarette stub (burned out)
Bentelbow enters.
Drcayngel enters.
Argarash enters.
HP:188 EP:190 Argarash : You begin protecting Argarash.
Bentelbow : You begin protecting Bentelbow.
Drcayngel : You begin protecting Drcayngel.
HP:188 EP:190 Bentelbow begins protecting you.
Limdul enters.
You say to your party: Fireball and headbutt like mad
HP:189 EP:190 Langor tells you: in case you missed the tell, you have until 03/16/02 02:10
to empty it
Limdul goes "Woo!".
You say: Fireball and headbutt like mad
HP:189 EP:190 Oli enters.
Oli leaves west.
Oli enters.
Oli smiles warmly.
^ Manni: If someone gives me a backpack, I'll trigger to steal those damn
puzzles in whatever room you want
Oli leaves north.
You tell Langor: Yes, sir.
HP:189 EP:190 Langor tells you: mudtime
The waiting room of love(booth and s)
Oli the sindar Sorceress
Aramyss the sindar Conjuror (Hand of Eru)
Lansing the haradrim Shuckster
A cigarette stub (burned out)
Argarash enters.
Drcayngel enters.
Bentelbow enters.
HP:189 EP:190 Oli nods lightly.
You begin protecting Oli.
HP:189 EP:190 Limdul enters.
Draw what?
HP:190 EP:190 Before you stands the haradrim king of legend, Lansing.
Seems he's fallen on hard times since the removal of ERs and
has taken up with carni folk to make ends meet. He seems to
have lost none of the 'tude, though. Ask him about 'booth'
to see who is in the kissing booth!
He is carrying:
Several gold chains (worn).
A bigass medallion (worn).
A fringed leather vest (worn).
Skin tight leather pants (worn).
A menacing barbed bullwhip.
HP:190 EP:190 You say: Ready, all?
HP:190 EP:190 Oli says: argarash...x-shield?
This is the waiting room of LUUURVVE! At the far
end of the room is a wooden kissing booth painted in
multi-hued swirling patterns of glorious technicolour.
This is your chance to finally plant your big juicy
kisser on the rosy lips of the ainu of your dreams!
Ainur - Enter the booth to be a kissee.
Use bkiss <name> to buy a kiss!
You see a scorebood attached to the wall.
The only obvious exits are booth and south.
Limdul the dwarf DiStUrBeD Necromancer
Bentelbow the dwarf Warlord (Heroic)
Drcayngel the hobbit Warrior Princess (Ayngelic)
Argarash the hobbit Archmage (Angelic)
Oli the sindar Sorceress
Aramyss the sindar Conjuror (Hand of Eru)
Lansing the haradrim Shuckster
A cigarette stub (burned out)
HP:190 EP:190 Langor tells you: *salute
Lansing lights a pipe.
You begin shielding Oli.
HP:190 EP:190 You are already protecting Oli.
HP:190 EP:190 Argarash has a questioning look on his face.
Oli says: no T
Drcayngel says: im ready
Langor is not logged in right now.
HP:190 EP:190 Argarash says in some strange tongue: no cre?
Oli says: wizez only
This is the waiting room of LUUURVVE! At the far
end of the room is a wooden kissing booth painted in
multi-hued swirling patterns of glorious technicolour.
This is your chance to finally plant your big juicy
kisser on the rosy lips of the ainu of your dreams!
Ainur - Enter the booth to be a kissee.
Use bkiss <name> to buy a kiss!
You see a scorebood attached to the wall.
The only obvious exits are booth and south.
Limdul the dwarf DiStUrBeD Necromancer
Bentelbow the dwarf Warlord (Heroic)
Drcayngel the hobbit Warrior Princess (Ayngelic)
Argarash the hobbit Archmage (Angelic)
Oli the sindar Sorceress
Aramyss the sindar Conjuror (Hand of Eru)
Lansing the haradrim Shuckster
A cigarette stub (burned out)
HP:190 EP:190 Aramyss gives Limdul a big wet sloppy kiss!
You are currently protecting Argarash, Bentelbow, Drcayngel and Oli.
You are currently protected by Drcayngel and Bentelbow.
HP:190 EP:190 Oli says: unshield me Theodrek
You say: Warrior, cross protect
HP:190 EP:190 Limdul falls down laughing.
Oli says: and let Argarash shield me
You are no longer shielding Oli.
HP:190 EP:190 Limdul goes "WHEE!!".
Limdul looks at Lansing.
Aramyss laughs.
Bentelbow looks at Lansing.
This is the waiting room of LUUURVVE! At the far
end of the room is a wooden kissing booth painted in
multi-hued swirling patterns of glorious technicolour.
This is your chance to finally plant your big juicy
kisser on the rosy lips of the ainu of your dreams!
Ainur - Enter the booth to be a kissee.
Use bkiss <name> to buy a kiss!
You see a scorebood attached to the wall.
The only obvious exits are booth and south.
Limdul the dwarf DiStUrBeD Necromancer
Bentelbow the dwarf Warlord (Heroic)
Drcayngel the hobbit Warrior Princess (Ayngelic)
Argarash the hobbit Archmage (Angelic)
Oli the sindar Sorceress
Aramyss the sindar Conjuror (Hand of Eru)
Lansing the haradrim Shuckster
A cigarette stub (burned out)
HP:190 EP:190 You say: Ready?
HP:190 EP:190 Before you stands the haradrim king of legend, Lansing.
Seems he's fallen on hard times since the removal of ERs and
has taken up with carni folk to make ends meet. He seems to
have lost none of the 'tude, though. Ask him about 'booth'
to see who is in the kissing booth!
He is carrying:
Several gold chains (worn).
A bigass medallion (worn).
A fringed leather vest (worn).
Skin tight leather pants (worn).
A menacing barbed bullwhip.
HP:190 EP:190 Aramyss says: to do what?
Aramyss says: to do what?
Drcayngel says: yuppers
Oli starts casting a spell.
Oli says: dark
You say: Wizards fireball
HP:190 EP:190 Drcayngel says: im ready
Darkness suddenly starts growing around Oli!
You begin protecting Aramyss.
HP:190 EP:190 You summon the forces of nature to extend your sight.
HP:190 EP:170 You already possess extended sight.
HP:190 EP:170 You already possess extended sight.
HP:190 EP:170 Drcayngel looks around the room with white glowing eyes.
You already possess extended sight.
HP:190 EP:170 You already possess extended sight.
HP:190 EP:170 You already possess extended sight.
HP:190 EP:170 You already possess extended sight.
HP:190 EP:170 You already possess extended sight.
HP:190 EP:170 This is the waiting room of LUUURVVE! At the far
end of the room is a wooden kissing booth painted in
multi-hued swirling patterns of glorious technicolour.
This is your chance to finally plant your big juicy
kisser on the rosy lips of the ainu of your dreams!
Ainur - Enter the booth to be a kissee.
Use bkiss <name> to buy a kiss!
You see a scorebood attached to the wall.
The only obvious exits are booth and south.
Limdul the dwarf DiStUrBeD Necromancer
Bentelbow the dwarf Warlord (Heroic)
Drcayngel the hobbit Warrior Princess (Ayngelic)
Argarash the hobbit Archmage (Angelic)
Oli the sindar Sorceress
Aramyss the sindar Conjuror (Hand of Eru)
Lansing the haradrim Shuckster
A cigarette stub (burned out)
HP:190 EP:170 Oli marks Lansing for death.
You nod slowly.
HP:190 EP:170 Oli says: cast away!
You nod slowly.
HP:190 EP:169 Oli starts casting a spell.
Bentelbow starts to sway and chants fireball, fireball, fireball! You take a
cautious step back.
Limdul looks at a palantir rubics sphere.
Aramyss says: crap
You hear someone belching.
Lansing avoids a fireball cast by Oli!
Lansing inflicts massive damage to Drcayngel.
A cool mist suddenly surrounds Lansing, and he looks refreshed and stronger.
Oli starts casting a spell.
Drcayngel gets a wild look in her eyes, then smashes her head into Lansing!
Drcayngel punches Lansing with her spiked gloves!
You try to sneak up behind Lansing but he suddenly spins around and you
find yourself thrown to the ground.
HP:190 EP:148 Drcayngel barely misses Lansing.
Drcayngel misses Lansing.
You are too busy to make an attack!
Lansing misses Drcayngel.
HP:190 EP:148 Aramyss says: no staff
Drcayngel barely misses Lansing.
You miss Lansing.
Lansing misses Limdul.
Lansing is in good shape.
HP:190 EP:147 Argarash can't see....lol
HP:190 EP:147 Drcayngel swings the blade in a fast arc and splits Lansing's skull!
Drcayngel drives the sword into Lansing's stomach.
You slice Lansing cleanly.
Limdul whips Lansing repeatedly with the iron spikes.
Limdul starts to smile as Lansing begins to cry.
Lansing misses Drcayngel.
Bentelbow gets a wild look in his eyes, then smashes his head into Lansing!
Limdul hurts his neck attacking Lansing!
Limdul hurts his neck attacking Lansing!
Limdul hurts his neck attacking Lansing!
Limdul hurts his neck attacking Lansing!
Limdul hurts his neck attacking Lansing!
Limdul hurts his neck attacking Lansing!
Limdul hurts his neck attacking Lansing!
Lansing is in good shape.
HP:190 EP:147 Drcayngel barely misses Lansing.
You miss Lansing.
Limdul cackles like a madman as the whip strikes Lansing.
Bentelbow smashes Lansing with a bone-shattering impact.
A blast of fire shoots forth from Oli's hand, striking Lansing!!!
Lansing hits you very hard.
A cool mist suddenly surrounds Lansing, and he looks refreshed and stronger.
Oli starts casting a spell.
HP:179 EP:147 Drcayngel barely misses Lansing.
Drcayngel misses Lansing.
You miss Lansing.
Limdul circles around Lansing looking for an opening.
Bentelbow misses Lansing.
Lansing misses Bentelbow.
A cool mist suddenly surrounds Lansing, and he looks refreshed and stronger.
HP:180 EP:147 A cool mist suddenly surrounds Lansing, and he looks refreshed and stronger.
A cool mist suddenly surrounds Lansing, and he looks refreshed and stronger.
A cool mist suddenly surrounds Lansing, and he looks refreshed and stronger.
Drcayngel viciously mutilates Lansing's flesh with a strong thrust.
You miss Lansing.
Limdul whips Lansing repeatedly with the iron spikes.
Bentelbow bruises Lansing deeply.
Lansing misses you.
You pull a muscle in your neck trying to headbutt Lansing.
HP:180 EP:127 Drcayngel swings the blade in a fast arc and splits Lansing's skull!
You miss Lansing.
Limdul cackles like a madman as the whip strikes Lansing.
Limdul starts to smile as Lansing begins to cry.
Bentelbow misses Lansing.
Lansing hits Drcayngel very hard.
Drcayngel gets a wild look in her eyes, then smashes her head into Lansing!
Drcayngel punches Lansing with her spiked gloves!
Lansing is in good shape.
HP:180 EP:127 Drcayngel barely misses Lansing.
You hit Lansing with the flat of the blade.
Limdul circles around Lansing looking for an opening.
Bentelbow misses Lansing.
A blast of fire shoots forth from Oli's hand, striking Lansing!!!
Lansing scratches you.
A cool mist suddenly surrounds Lansing, and he looks refreshed and stronger.
A cool mist suddenly surrounds Lansing, and he looks refreshed and stronger.
You say, "woh!" and take a step back!
HP:179 EP:126 Bentelbow hurts his neck attacking Lansing!
Oli starts casting a spell.
A cool mist suddenly surrounds Lansing, and he looks refreshed and stronger.
A cool mist suddenly surrounds Lansing, and he looks refreshed and stronger.
A cool mist suddenly surrounds Lansing, and he looks refreshed and stronger.
A cool mist suddenly surrounds Lansing, and he looks refreshed and stronger.
A cool mist suddenly surrounds Lansing, and he looks refreshed and stronger.
A cool mist suddenly surrounds Lansing, and he looks refreshed and stronger.
Your party status is:
Argarash is in perfect shape.
Bentelbow is in perfect shape.
Drcayngel is in good shape.
Theodrek is in good shape.
HP:179 EP:126 Drcayngel barely misses Lansing.
You miss Lansing.
Limdul cracks Lansing across the chest with the whip.
Bentelbow bruises Lansing deeply.
Lansing massacres you with incredible force!
Aramyss attacks Lansing.
You blink.
HP:155 EP:126 Drcayngel barely misses Lansing.
Drcayngel misses Lansing.
Aramyss misses Lansing.
You slice Lansing cleanly.
Limdul circles around Lansing looking for an opening.
Bentelbow smacks Lansing.
Lansing misses you.
Bentelbow says: we need more wizzerds
Lansing is in good shape.
HP:155 EP:126 Drcayngel viciously mutilates Lansing's flesh with a strong thrust.
Aramyss misses Lansing.
You stab Lansing in the abdomen.
Limdul circles around Lansing looking for an opening.
Bentelbow smacks Lansing.
Lansing misses Bentelbow.
A cool mist suddenly surrounds Lansing, and he looks refreshed and stronger.
Drcayngel barely misses Lansing.
Aramyss misses Lansing.
You miss Lansing.
Limdul circles around Lansing looking for an opening.
Bentelbow misses Lansing.
A blast of fire shoots forth from Oli's hand, striking Lansing!!!
Lansing misses Drcayngel.
You agree wholeheartedly.
HP:155 EP:125 Bentelbow gets a wild look in his eyes, then smashes his head into Lansing!
Lansing is in good shape.
HP:155 EP:125 A cool mist suddenly surrounds Lansing, and he looks refreshed and stronger.
A cool mist suddenly surrounds Lansing, and he looks refreshed and stronger.
Oli starts casting a spell.
Drcayngel barely misses Lansing.
Aramyss misses Lansing.
You slice Lansing cleanly.
Limdul circles around Lansing looking for an opening.
Bentelbow misses Lansing.
Lansing misses you.
HP:156 EP:126 Drcayngel barely misses Lansing.
Drcayngel misses Lansing.
Aramyss misses Lansing.
You slice Lansing cleanly.
Limdul circles around Lansing looking for an opening.
Bentelbow misses Lansing.
Lansing misses Drcayngel.
Lansing yawns.
A cool mist suddenly surrounds Lansing, and he looks refreshed and stronger.
Aramyss wields her knife.
Drcayngel gets a wild look in her eyes, then smashes her head into Lansing!
Drcayngel attempts to punch Lansing, but misses.
Oli says: damn bastard
Lansing is in good shape.
HP:156 EP:125 Drcayngel swings the blade in a fast arc and splits Lansing's skull!
You miss Lansing.
Limdul circles around Lansing looking for an opening.
Bentelbow deals a crushing blow to Lansing.
Lansing massacres you with incredible force!
Your party status is:
Argarash is in perfect shape.
Bentelbow is in perfect shape.
Drcayngel is in good shape.
Theodrek is in average shape.
HP:134 EP:125 Drcayngel barely misses Lansing.
Drcayngel misses Lansing.
You hit Lansing with the flat of the blade.
Limdul cracks Lansing across the chest with the whip.
Bentelbow brushes Lansing.
A blast of fire shoots forth from Oli's hand, striking Lansing!!!
Lansing misses Drcayngel.
Oli starts casting a spell.
Drcayngel barely misses Lansing.
Aramyss misses Lansing.
You miss Lansing.
Limdul cackles like a madman as the whip strikes Lansing.
Bentelbow brushes Lansing.
Lansing hits Bentelbow very hard.
Bentelbow gets a wild look in his eyes, then smashes his head into Lansing!
You say: Did he heal enough?
HP:134 EP:124 You heh.
HP:134 EP:124 Drcayngel viciously mutilates Lansing's flesh with a strong thrust.
Lansing screams as the holy aura sears flesh and chars skin.
Aramyss misses Lansing.
You wreak havoc on Lansing with many devastating blows.
Limdul circles around Lansing looking for an opening.
Bentelbow misses Lansing.
Lansing misses you.
Lansing is in average shape.
HP:134 EP:124 You pull a muscle in your neck trying to headbutt Lansing.
Your tactics skill has increased due to use.
HP:134 EP:104 A cool mist suddenly surrounds Lansing, and he looks refreshed and stronger.
A cool mist suddenly surrounds Lansing, and he looks refreshed and stronger.
HP:134 EP:104 Drcayngel barely misses Lansing.
Drcayngel misses Lansing.
Aramyss misses Lansing.
You miss Lansing.
Limdul cracks Lansing across the chest with the whip.
Bentelbow smacks Lansing.
Lansing misses Drcayngel.
Lansing is in good shape.
HP:134 EP:104 Drcayngel slashes Lansing's chest with a quick swing.
Aramyss misses Lansing.
You wreak havoc on Lansing with many devastating blows.
Limdul circles around Lansing looking for an opening.
Bentelbow smashes Lansing with a bone-shattering impact.
A blast of fire shoots forth from Oli's hand, striking Lansing!!!
Lansing scratches you.
A cool mist suddenly surrounds Lansing, and he looks refreshed and stronger.
You pull a muscle in your neck trying to headbutt Lansing.
HP:133 EP:83 You pull a muscle in your neck trying to headbutt Lansing.
HP:133 EP:63 You pull a muscle in your neck trying to headbutt Lansing.
Your tactics skill has increased due to use.
HP:133 EP:43 Bentelbow gets a wild look in his eyes, then smashes his head into Lansing!
Drcayngel viciously mutilates Lansing's flesh with a strong thrust.
Aramyss misses Lansing.
You stab Lansing in the abdomen.
Limdul circles around Lansing looking for an opening.
Bentelbow misses Lansing.
Oli misses Lansing.
Lansing inflicts massive damage to you.
A cool mist suddenly surrounds Lansing, and he looks refreshed and stronger.
You pull a muscle in your neck trying to headbutt Lansing.
HP:114 EP:24 You notice Oli sizing you up.
Drcayngel barely misses Lansing.
Drcayngel misses Lansing.
Aramyss misses Lansing.
You stab Lansing in the abdomen.
Limdul circles around Lansing looking for an opening.
Bentelbow misses Lansing.
Oli misses Lansing.
Lansing misses Bentelbow.
Your party status is:
Argarash is in perfect shape.
Bentelbow is in good shape.
Drcayngel is in good shape.
Theodrek is in average shape.
HP:114 EP:24 Drcayngel punches Lansing with her spiked gloves!
Limdul rolls on the floor laughing.
Lansing is in good shape.
HP:114 EP:24 Drcayngel slashes Lansing's chest with a quick swing.
Aramyss misses Lansing.
You miss Lansing.
Limdul circles around Lansing looking for an opening.
Bentelbow deals a crushing blow to Lansing.
Oli misses Lansing.
Lansing inflicts massive damage to Limdul.
Lansing smirks in amusement.
Oli says: bastard
You snicker insanely.
HP:114 EP:23 Drcayngel swings the blade in a fast arc and splits Lansing's skull!
Aramyss misses Lansing.
You miss Lansing.
Limdul circles around Lansing looking for an opening.
Bentelbow smashes Lansing with a bone-shattering impact.
Oli hits Lansing.
Lansing misses Drcayngel.
Lansing is in good shape.
HP:114 EP:23 Drcayngel barely misses Lansing.
Drcayngel misses Lansing.
Aramyss misses Lansing.
You miss Lansing.
Limdul circles around Lansing looking for an opening.
Bentelbow bruises Lansing deeply.
Oli misses Lansing.
Lansing misses Bentelbow.
A cool mist suddenly surrounds Lansing, and he looks refreshed and stronger.
A cool mist suddenly surrounds Lansing, and he looks refreshed and stronger.
A cool mist suddenly surrounds Lansing, and he looks refreshed and stronger.
HP:114 EP:23 Drcayngel swings the blade in a fast arc and splits Lansing's skull!
Aramyss misses Lansing.
You miss Lansing.
Limdul cracks Lansing across the chest with the whip.
Limdul starts to smile as Lansing begins to cry.
Bentelbow brushes Lansing.
Oli hits Lansing.
Lansing misses Limdul.
Lansing smirks in amusement.
A cool mist suddenly surrounds Lansing, and he looks refreshed and stronger.
Oli has hp: 230/230 and end: 36/230
Aramyss starts to sway back and forth drunkenly.
Drcayngel viciously mutilates Lansing's flesh with a strong thrust.
Aramyss misses Lansing.
You miss Lansing.
Limdul circles around Lansing looking for an opening.
Bentelbow deals a crushing blow to Lansing.
Oli misses Lansing.
Lansing hits Bentelbow.
HP:114 EP:22 Argarash says in some strange tongue: narndiu who could cre ue ienen.
hp: 114/190
end: 22/190
HP:114 EP:22 Bentelbow says: funny thing is
Lansing is in good shape.
HP:114 EP:22 Drcayngel swings the blade in a fast arc and splits Lansing's skull!
Aramyss misses Lansing.
You miss Lansing.
Limdul circles around Lansing looking for an opening.
Bentelbow smashes Lansing with a bone-shattering impact.
Oli misses Lansing.
Lansing hits Limdul hard.
Drcayngel swings the blade in a fast arc and splits Lansing's skull!
Aramyss misses Lansing.
You stab Lansing in the abdomen.
Limdul circles around Lansing looking for an opening.
Bentelbow smashes Lansing with a bone-shattering impact.
Oli misses Lansing.
Lansing misses Drcayngel.
Lansing yawns.
Your party status is:
Argarash is in perfect shape.
Bentelbow is in good shape.
Drcayngel is in good shape.
Theodrek is in average shape.
HP:115 EP:22 Drcayngel has hp: 204/230 and end: 17/230
Drcayngel viciously mutilates Lansing's flesh with a strong thrust.
Aramyss misses Lansing.
You miss Lansing.
Limdul whips Lansing repeatedly with the iron spikes.
Bentelbow smashes Lansing with a bone-shattering impact.
Oli misses Lansing.
Lansing grazes you.
Oli says: stop
Drcayngel barely misses Lansing.
Aramyss misses Lansing.
You miss Lansing.
Limdul circles around Lansing looking for an opening.
Bentelbow misses Lansing.
Oli misses Lansing.
Lansing inflicts massive damage to Bentelbow.
Oli says: it's pointless
Drcayngel says: we not even hurt him
Drcayngel swings the blade in a fast arc and splits Lansing's skull!
Aramyss misses Lansing.
You wreak havoc on Lansing with many devastating blows.
Limdul circles around Lansing looking for an opening.
Bentelbow smacks Lansing.
Oli misses Lansing.
Lansing hits Limdul very hard.
Bentelbow says: me and one ranger got im to near death..
Drcayngel swings the blade in a fast arc and splits Lansing's skull!
Aramyss misses Lansing.
You miss Lansing.
Limdul circles around Lansing looking for an opening.
Bentelbow smacks Lansing.
Oli misses Lansing.
Lansing hits Bentelbow very hard.
Drcayngel barely misses Lansing.
Aramyss misses Lansing.
You slice Lansing cleanly.
Limdul circles around Lansing looking for an opening.
Bentelbow misses Lansing.
Oli hits Lansing.
Lansing misses Limdul.
HP:113 EP:21 Lansing is in average shape.
HP:113 EP:21 Drcayngel viciously mutilates Lansing's flesh with a strong thrust.
Aramyss cuts Lansing with a quick slice.
You slice Lansing cleanly.
Limdul cracks Lansing across the chest with the whip.
Limdul starts to smile as Lansing begins to cry.
Bentelbow misses Lansing.
Oli misses Lansing.
Lansing inflicts massive damage to Bentelbow.
You notice Oli sizing you up.
HP:113 EP:20 Drcayngel viciously mutilates Lansing's flesh with a strong thrust.
Lansing screams as the holy aura sears flesh and chars skin.
Aramyss misses Lansing.
You miss Lansing.
Limdul circles around Lansing looking for an opening.
Bentelbow smacks Lansing.
Oli misses Lansing.
Lansing massacres you with incredible force!
Aramyss says: i have no staff!
You say: Average!
HP:91 EP:20 Bentelbow says: before he healed to avg again
Lansing doesn't look so great.
HP:91 EP:20 Drcayngel viciously mutilates Lansing's flesh with a strong thrust.
Drcayngel drives the sword into Lansing's stomach.
Aramyss nicks Lansing with a quick motion.
You stab Lansing in the abdomen.
Limdul cracks Lansing across the chest with the whip.
Bentelbow misses Lansing.
Oli misses Lansing.
Lansing inflicts massive damage to Drcayngel.
Bentelbow gets a wild look in his eyes, then smashes his head into Lansing!
HP:92 EP:21 Drcayngel barely misses Lansing.
Aramyss misses Lansing.
You slice Lansing cleanly.
Limdul circles around Lansing looking for an opening.
Bentelbow misses Lansing.
Oli misses Lansing.
Lansing misses you.
You say: DLSG!
HP:92 EP:20 Drcayngel nicks Lansing's shoulder.
Aramyss misses Lansing.
You miss Lansing.
Limdul circles around Lansing looking for an opening.
Bentelbow smashes Lansing with a bone-shattering impact.
Oli misses Lansing.
Lansing misses Drcayngel.
Lansing is near death.
HP:92 EP:20 Limdul says: nd
Drcayngel barely misses Lansing.
Drcayngel misses Lansing.
Aramyss misses Lansing.
You miss Lansing.
Limdul circles around Lansing looking for an opening.
Bentelbow misses Lansing.
Oli misses Lansing.
Lansing misses you.
Oli says: leave and let's try again
Argarash removes a grey staff.
Argarash drops a grey staff.
Drcayngel barely misses Lansing.
Drcayngel misses Lansing.
Aramyss misses Lansing.
You slice Lansing cleanly.
Limdul circles around Lansing looking for an opening.
Bentelbow smashes Lansing with a bone-shattering impact.
Oli misses Lansing.
Lansing hits Bentelbow hard.
You go "Woo!".
HP:92 EP:19 Aramyss gives Oli a big wet sloppy kiss!
Lansing is near death.
HP:92 EP:19 Drcayngel barely misses Lansing.
Drcayngel misses Lansing.
Aramyss misses Lansing.
You miss Lansing.
Limdul circles around Lansing looking for an opening.
Bentelbow deals a crushing blow to Lansing.
Oli misses Lansing.
Lansing misses Limdul.
HP:92 EP:19 Bentelbow gets a wild look in his eyes, then smashes his head into Lansing!
Drcayngel barely misses Lansing.
Aramyss misses Lansing.
You miss Lansing.
Limdul circles around Lansing looking for an opening.
Bentelbow smashes Lansing with a bone-shattering impact.
Oli hits Lansing very hard.
Lansing misses Limdul.
HP:92 EP:19 Oli starts casting a spell.
Anathema enters.
Drcayngel viciously mutilates Lansing's flesh with a strong thrust.
Aramyss misses Lansing.
You slice Lansing cleanly.
Limdul cracks Lansing across the chest with the whip.
Bentelbow misses Lansing.
You killed Lansing.
Lansing has died.
HP:92 EP:18 Drcayngel gets a menacing barbed bullwhip from Corpse of Lansing into a Dol Amroth pack.
Drcayngel gets skin tight leather pants from Corpse of Lansing into a Dol Amroth pack.
Drcayngel gets a fringed leather vest from Corpse of Lansing into a Dol Amroth pack.
Drcayngel gets a bigass medallion from Corpse of Lansing into a Dol Amroth pack.
Drcayngel gets several gold chains from Corpse of Lansing into a Dol Amroth pack.
Oli says, "woh!" and takes a step back!
You go "Woohoo!".
HP:93 EP:19 Oli looks at Corpse of Lansing.
You give Oli a big HIGH FIVE!!
HP:93 EP:18 Oli laughs out loud.
Bentelbow goes "Woo!".
Oli gives you a big HIGH FIVE!!
Anathema looks at Corpse of Lansing.
You shout: Lansing has died!
HP:93 EP:7 Aramyss oohs excitedly.
Bentelbow roars like an Avalanche coming down the mountain!!
Anathema leaves south.
You shake your head to return your vision to normal.
HP:93 EP:7 The green aura around the blade fades as it is removed.
Someone removes an ancient silver blade.
Someone puts an ancient silver blade into a studded leather baldric.
Someone grabs Drcayngel and dances a happy little jig!
You go "WHEE!!".
HP:94 EP:8 Someone says: bout time the farger died
Darkness surrounds you.
This is the waiting room of LUUURVVE! At the far
end of the room is a wooden kissing booth painted in
multi-hued swirling patterns of glorious technicolour.
This is your chance to finally plant your big juicy
kisser on the rosy lips of the ainu of your dreams!
Ainur - Enter the booth to be a kissee.
Use bkiss <name> to buy a kiss!
You see a scorebood attached to the wall.
The only obvious exits are booth and south.
HP:94 EP:8 You say: Dark off?
HP:94 EP:8 The brightness in Someone's eyes dissipates.
You must be in a tavern to use the comm.
HP:94 EP:8 Darkness surrounds you.
This is the waiting room of LUUURVVE! At the far
end of the room is a wooden kissing booth painted in
multi-hued swirling patterns of glorious technicolour.
This is your chance to finally plant your big juicy
kisser on the rosy lips of the ainu of your dreams!
Ainur - Enter the booth to be a kissee.
Use bkiss <name> to buy a kiss!
You see a scorebood attached to the wall.
The only obvious exits are booth and south.
HP:94 EP:8 You hear someone belching.
The room seems a lot brighter!
Drcayngel takes a menacing barbed bullwhip from a Dol Amroth pack.
Drcayngel wields a menacing barbed bullwhip.
You must be in a tavern to use the comm.
HP:94 EP:8 You must be in a tavern to use the comm.
HP:94 EP:8 This is the waiting room of LUUURVVE! At the far
end of the room is a wooden kissing booth painted in
multi-hued swirling patterns of glorious technicolour.
This is your chance to finally plant your big juicy
kisser on the rosy lips of the ainu of your dreams!
Ainur - Enter the booth to be a kissee.
Use bkiss <name> to buy a kiss!
You see a scorebood attached to the wall.
The only obvious exits are booth and south.
Oli the sindar Sorceress
Anathema the dunedain Archmage (Angelic)
Corpse of Lansing
A grey staff
Limdul the dwarf DiStUrBeD Necromancer
Bentelbow the dwarf Warlord (Angelic)
Drcayngel the hobbit Warrior Princess (Ayngelic)
Argarash the hobbit Archmage (Angelic)
Aramyss the sindar Conjuror (Hand of Eru)
A cigarette stub (burned out)
HP:94 EP:8 Oli says: very nice
Anathema leaves south.
The Two Towers
Amroth, Former King of Lorien. (Maia)
Me, myself and Ilmarin (Maia)
Carcharoth is the creator of the spammiest-useless thing sin (Lord)
Total ainur: 3
Total users: 123
HP:94 EP:8 Drcayngel looks at a menacing barbed bullwhip.
Oli looks at Corpse of Lansing.
You go "Woohoo!".
HP:94 EP:8 You tell Carcharoth: We killed Lansing!
HP:95 EP:9 Carcharoth runs in so fast, he is unable to stop! He collides with the nearest hobbit and sends it soaring to Bywater!
Bentelbow says: coolness
You go "Woohoo!".
HP:95 EP:9 Amroth reconstructs his molecular structure
This is the waiting room of LUUURVVE! At the far
end of the room is a wooden kissing booth painted in
multi-hued swirling patterns of glorious technicolour.
This is your chance to finally plant your big juicy
kisser on the rosy lips of the ainu of your dreams!
Ainur - Enter the booth to be a kissee.
Use bkiss <name> to buy a kiss!
You see a scorebood attached to the wall.
The only obvious exits are booth and south.
Amroth, Former King of Lorien.
Carcharoth is the creator of the spammiest-useless thing since Zoso
Oli the sindar Sorceress
Corpse of Lansing
A grey staff
Limdul the dwarf DiStUrBeD Necromancer
Bentelbow the dwarf Warlord (Angelic)
Drcayngel the hobbit Warrior Princess (Ayngelic)
Argarash the hobbit Archmage (Angelic)
Aramyss the sindar Conjuror (Hand of Eru)
A cigarette stub (burned out)
HP:95 EP:9 Oli whistles innocently.
Amroth smacks you.
Bentelbow goes "Woo!".
You roar loudly!
HP:96 EP:10 You roar at Amroth.
HP:96 EP:10 Oli looks at Corpse of Lansing.
Oli grins.
Drcayngel says: ok im off to bed now
You raise your horn to your lips and give a mighty blow!
The sound can be heard for miles around.
HP:96 EP:0 Carcharoth smirks in amusement.
Netwarrior enters.
You grin.
HP:96 EP:0 Amroth says: poor pimp
This is the waiting room of LUUURVVE! At the far
end of the room is a wooden kissing booth painted in
multi-hued swirling patterns of glorious technicolour.
This is your chance to finally plant your big juicy
kisser on the rosy lips of the ainu of your dreams!
Ainur - Enter the booth to be a kissee.
Use bkiss <name> to buy a kiss!
You see a scorebood attached to the wall.
The only obvious exits are booth and south.
Netwarrior the silvan Strongarm (Moral)
Amroth, Former King of Lorien.
Carcharoth is the creator of the spammiest-useless thing since Zoso
Oli the sindar Sorceress
Corpse of Lansing
A grey staff
Limdul the dwarf DiStUrBeD Necromancer
Bentelbow the dwarf Warlord (Angelic)
Drcayngel the hobbit Warrior Princess (Ayngelic)
Argarash the hobbit Archmage (Angelic)
Aramyss the sindar Conjuror (Hand of Eru)
A cigarette stub (burned out)
HP:97 EP:1 Amroth looks at Corpse of Lansing.
This is the dead body of Lansing.
HP:97 EP:1 You snicker insanely.
HP:97 EP:1 Netwarrior looks at Corpse of Lansing.
Ariadne cackles: The end of the world is nigh. Prepare to meet thy DOOM!
>A bunch of stuff happens here that I edit out. Me selling armoury, a lot of >comms...but I saved the world ending for you guys. That was a riot.
Mandos chants: The world will end in 15 minutes...
The noise from the Event crowd settles to a dull roar.
Mandos chants: The world will end in 14 minutes...
A cry is heard from the Event fairgrounds.
The Event has run out of BEER!
Hoards of event partygoers rush to consume their final mugs.
Mandos chants: The world will end in 13 minutes...
The ferris wheel grinds to a halt.
Dazed and confused riders are escorted away.
The lights of the great wheel are sadly extinguished.
Mandos chants: The world will end in 12 minutes...
The last hobbit is tortured.
Our furry-footed friends return to the Shire.
The Hangover begins.
Mandos chants: The world will end in 11 minutes...
The Orcs and Trolls break their alliance!
Good and Evil no longer rejoice together.
Aule tells you: my portals appear only in the wilderness...
Mandos chants: The world will end in 10 minutes...
The final pie is thrown in someone's face.
Arda weeps as slapstick comes to an end.
Mandos chants: The world will end in 9 minutes...
Osse stands up and tries to walk to the beer tent.
Osse falls over.
Mandos chants: The world will end in 8 minutes...
Osse makes another attempt to enter the beer tent.
This time, he succeeds!
Osse pleads with the Beer Meister to sell more brew!
Mandos chants: The world will end in 7 minutes...
There is no more BEER!
Dalamar flies into a rage, blaming Draugluin for the loss of the beer.
Draugluin cackles, proclaiming his hatred of the sacred brew.
The Beer Meister hears Osse's tale and is moved to pity.
The Beer tent is going to be re-opened!
Mandos chants: The world will end in 6 minutes...
The earth shakes as the pair begin to fight.
The popstar arena is crushed in the struggle, its performers slain.
Tomas shouts: I have found more beer!
Ariadne sits on her verandah, sipping a glass of agèd Syrah and chuckling
at the spectacle.
Arda Rejoices.
A ripping sound fills the sky!
Mykloid storms into the Beer tent, screaming.
Mykloid screams: No more BEER, will be sold HERE!
Aule tells you: my portals appear only in the wilderness...
Mandos chants: The world will end in 5 minutes...
In blind anger, Dalamar drowns Draugluin in the last of the beer. The
beer is ruined! Dalamar is banished to the void for his crimes.
Ariadne hands Carcharoth a pooper-scooper and a little baggie.
Osse passes out.
The Beer Meister and Mykloid engage in mortal combat.
The Last Battle begins.
Mandos chants: The world will end in 4 minutes...
Thunder fills the skies as Mykloid tries to keep beer from being sold.
Osse wakes up and mumbles "beer"
The Host of Event patrons gathers around him, moved by his drunkeness.
Mandos chants: The world will end in 3 minutes...
Mykloid summons his Duck Army to defend himself!
The flock of ducks confuse all who are hungover.
A great battle of feathers and beer mugs is fought.
Mandos chants: The world will end in 2 minutes...
The sound of a heavenly choir suddenly echoes from above!
The drunken brawl ceases, and all look skyward.
Mandos chants: The world will end in 1 minute...
A bright warm light shines from above as the voice of Eru sings:
"Behold the Event, and what you have wrought,
For with every Party, there is a Hangover,
and with every Hangover a Party!"