The long awaited sequel with over 15 more tidbits! Funny little snippets from Arda... Contains: Another Mizrahi Drunk log Who the hell is Mason and Westar-hand sex -- And much much more ***I'm Collecting more, so send me small funny logs!**** NOTE: I have included the old Tidbits log at the beginning. Seperate logs are marked by a double line break.
Ruiniel says: Morguldur,could you please repair my pants?
Roast says: can i ask how to spell traumatised.. i need it for my desc
Solution tells you: i tried to fire you :)
^ Turk: oh im sorry my american friends. Ill speak slower with smaller
words. If I lose you again. Ill try grunting and pointing
Efforium says: and i attacked this gguy named gildor.
Efforium the dunedain Tree-hugger (Impartial)
Artus says: Stop or I'll shield!
HP:50 EP:11| Darkness surrounds you.
Mirkwood(s, w, n and e)
Travelto: Destination reached!
HP:50 EP:11| l
Darkness surrounds you.
You are inside Mirkwood forest. Few live to tell of what they
experience here in these woods.
A gentle wind blows through the trees, causing you to shiver.
The only obvious exits are south, west, north and east.
HP:50 EP:11|
^ Osse: GUess what it's time for!
^ Zoso: sex!
Saritalr says: he's from france
HP:200 EP:200| Saritalr says: cut him some slack
Saritalr winks.
@Bree Galuf: take advantage of wasted woman > There is no advantage of
wasted woman here to take.
[ MCouncil ] Balinul: Ok, we're quite a few online
[ MCouncil ] Balinul: So, let's use the oppertunity to do something
productive
& We should have a large, Mcouncilor Mordor party.
[ MCouncil ] Fimbu: We should have a large, Mcouncilor Mordor party.
HP:184 EP:178| &: grins at Balinul.
[ MCouncil ] Fimbu grins at Balinul.
HP:185 EP:176| [ MCouncil ] Exarkun: hehe
A ball of fire comes out of Thalia's hand and strikes a signpost!!!
[ MCouncil ] Aule: Death to the Mortal Council!
Zak tells you: how are you doin that?
You tell Zak: What?
HP:200 EP:154| @Bree Kaok: uh, i shouldnt talk with a lower being
Zak tells you: the @bree fimbu thing
HP:200 EP:156|.
You tell Zak: Special privelege.
Zak tells you: what is it?
You tell Zak: Towncomm, very special.
Zak tells you: oh, ok
Morefinda tells you: You tell Fimbu: I think we are safe...> Suddenly, Baklen
stabs Fimbu from behind!Baklen holds a crystal which starts to glow brightly.
Elcolonel tells you: Mr Fimbu! Mr Fimbu! What do you have to say to the
allegations of sodomy with Rendor! Mr Nicuramar! Mr Nicuramar!
HP:200 EP:160| tell elcolonel FDL
You tell Elcolonel: FDL
HP:200 EP:160| Elcolonel tells you: Mr Fimbu! Would you vote for against your running mate's
proposal to annex Bywater into Bree?!? Mr Butterbur! Mr Butterbur!
HP:200 EP:166| tell elcolonel I DID NOT sleep with Mrs. Butterbur. That's all I have to say.
You tell Elcolonel: I DID NOT sleep with Mrs. Butterbur. That's all I have to
say.
HP:200 EP:167| Elcolonel tells you: *muffled screams as someone gets trampled* Is it true that
you hired a hitman to kill Tilson Surefoot at last year's Halloween Nude
ball?
tell elcolonel All I will say is that Tilson DID rather offend me at that ball.
You tell Elcolonel: All I will say is that Tilson DID rather offend me at that
ball.
HP:200 EP:175| Elcolonel tells you: Morpheus leans into the camera and says: I think he
offended everyone in that awful Quenn Elizabeth mask and matching bra.
^ Galuf arcs a curious eyebrow... rent room > Thank you!
Your room is upstairs. > The sun has risen, and it is time to check out of the inn.
If you would like to keep your room another day, please return to the inn desk in
Bree and rent room again.
^ Waldab: You pray to Eru the One. Eru speaks: The Ainur have rewarded you 20 gold for your loyal service.
^ Waldab goes crazy and buys an entire pasty all to himself!
^ Azarael: we declared war on iraq folkis
^ Weston: rumours is obviously all over right now.. like the carbomb
^ What?!?
^ Fimbu: What?!?
HP:200 EP:92| ^ Nit: What ???
^ Mathias: desert storm ;p
^ Kadessa: Where did you hear that?
@Bree Phantomjrd: Today sucked!
^ Azarael: no not NOW
^ Zoso: heh
^ Oh.
^ Fimbu: Oh.
HP:200 EP:92| ^ Nit: ahh
[ Amruin ] Westar: I only smoke one cigaret after sex.. I'm down to 75 a
month
[ Amruin ] Silvayn: i thought 75 a day
[ Amruin ] Westar: Nah, Thats when i got a regular gf.
You PIERCE Monday with BONE CHILLING BLADES OF ICE!!!
Monday misses you.
shape
Monday doesn't look so great.
MONDAY - DLSG - MONDAY - DLSG - MONDAY - DLSG - MONDAY
MONDAY - DLSG - MONDAY - DLSG - MONDAY - DLSG - MONDAY
HP:230 EP:183
You PIERCE Monday with BONE CHILLING BLADES OF ICE!!!
Monday misses you.
Monday says: so what
You miss Monday.
Monday misses you.
HP:230 EP:178
You crunch Monday's bones with a direct lunge to the body!!
Monday falls to the ground.
Monday is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
Monday is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
bandage monday
You bandage Monday.
HP:230 EP:178
l monday
Monday has the gait of an experienced rider.
Monday is on fire!
He is carrying:
A message stone.
A beautiful, albeit empty pipe.
A simple pipe (empty).
HP:230 EP:179
The fire singes Monday's face, scalding the delicate skin!
He screams in agony!
Monday has died.
HP:39 EP:32| Phantomjrd tells you: Hello, Umm I submitted like three idea reports. and i have
been checking cases logs. but ummm have the mcouncil recieved it?
tell phantomjrd The Council doesn't do Idea reports. Valinor does.
You tell Phantomjrd: The Council doesn't do Idea reports. Valinor does.
Phantomjrd tells you: Ahhhh! sorry
You tell Phantomjrd It's ok, the Ainur are better off with your ideas anyway.
HP:29 EP:24| Phantomjrd tells you: Who does? I legended him and it says no know legends
Phantomjrd tells you: what was his name?
You tell Phantomjrd: FDL. The Ainur. The Ainur are the coders, the people who
make this game.
Without warning, A Branch stabs you from behind!
The stuffed corpse of corpse
HP:200 EP:12| get permit
Ok.
HP:200 EP:13| n
This is the office of the Governor of Linhir. A large desk sits
squarely in the middle of the room, a comfortable chair behind it. Four
other chairs are opposite the desk for visitors. A thick rug covers the
wooden floor. The walls are decorated with paintings. Windows look out
on the town square below. All in all, this is a very comfortable office
for a fairly important man.
The only obvious exit is south.
A guard of Linhir is watching you
A guard of Linhir is watching you
A guard of Linhir is watching you
A guard of Linhir is watching you
A guard of Linhir is watching you
A guard of Linhir is watching you
A guard of Linhir is watching you
A guard of Linhir is watching you
A guard of Linhir is watching you
A guard of Linhir is watching you
A guard of Linhir is watching you
A guard of Linhir is watching you
A guard of Linhir is watching you
A guard of Linhir is watching you
A guard of Linhir is watching you
A guard of Linhir is watching you
A guard of Linhir is watching you
A guard of Linhir is watching you
A guard of Linhir is watching you
A guard of Linhir is watching you
A guard of Linhir is watching you
A guard of Linhir is watching you
A guard of Linhir is watching you
The governor of Linhir
HP:200 EP:13| i here
Guard of Linhir glares about.
Guard of Linhir glares about.
Guard of Linhir glares about.
Players in this room:
Fimbu
NPCs in this room:
A guard of Linhir is watching you (23)
The governor of Linhir
HP:143 EP:117| Sunflash disarms Guard of Linhir, and sends the weapon flying!
grom
What?
HP:143 EP:117| Sunflash hits Guard of Linhir hard.
h guard
Sunflash hits Guard of Linhir.
Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into your opponent!
HP:144 EP:83| 4
Guard of Linhir is in good shape.
HP:144 EP:83| Sunflash hits Guard of Linhir.
You pierce Guard of Linhir.
i
Gold: 521 (rough) Encumbrance: lightly encumbered
You are carrying the following on your person:
A stamped staying-permit.
A studded leather baldric (worn).
A serpent sword (wielded).
A skull helmet (worn).
A large suit of piecemail armour (worn).
A Haradrim lute.
A silver harp.
Fimbu's wedding gift medallion (worn).
A small silver lute.
A spellbook.
A beautiful, albeit empty pipe.
Rank insignia.
An empty wolf's head pipe.
HP:144 EP:83| Sunflash laughs.
Sunflash hits Guard of Linhir very hard.
You slash Guard of Linhir deeply, causing substantial damage.
4
Guard of Linhir is in good shape.
HP:144 EP:83| Sunflash hits Guard of Linhir very hard.
You miss Guard of Linhir.
Guard of Linhir hits Sunflash very hard.
Sunflash says: I can do that better.
4
Guard of Linhir is in good shape.
HP:144 EP:83| Sunflash hurts his neck attacking Guard of Linhir!
Sunflash scratches Guard of Linhir.
You pierce Guard of Linhir.
Guard of Linhir misses you.
Sunflash rolls on the floor laughing.
Sunflash misses Guard of Linhir.
You slash Guard of Linhir deeply, causing substantial damage.
Guard of Linhir misses Sunflash.
' Wow!
You say: Wow!
HP:144 EP:83| Sunflash falls down laughing.
Sunflash rolls on the floor laughing.
Sunflash inflicts massive damage to Guard of Linhir.
You gore Guard of Linhir hideously, spattering blood everywhere.
Guard of Linhir misses you.
Guard of Linhir says: Go back to the Black Lands, you fiend!
Sunflash inflicts massive damage to Guard of Linhir.
You miss Guard of Linhir.
Guard of Linhir misses Sunflash.
Sunflash falls down laughing.
Sunflash rolls on the floor laughing.
Sunflash falls down laughing.
Sunflash wets his pants laughing.
Sunflash scratches Guard of Linhir.
You miss Guard of Linhir.
Guard of Linhir misses you.
rotfl
You roll on the floor laughing.
HP:145 EP:84| Sunflash hits Guard of Linhir very hard.
You miss Guard of Linhir.
Guard of Linhir misses Sunflash.
Sunflash says: I have 100 tactics!
Sunflash hits Guard of Linhir very hard.
You miss Guard of Linhir.
Guard of Linhir misses you.
Sunflash says: Holy f****** sh*t!
^ Fimbu is too drunk to remember her own sex!
^ Galuf: Search Arda. You search, but fail to find anything of interest.
^ Galuf: Boooooring!
***********SECOND TIDBITS INSTALLMENT BEGINS HERE*************
^ Paladinz: after much pre-marital sex, Westar finally decides to marry his right hand
HP:167 EP:156| Mason tells you: i will avenge my brother
On the battlements atop the Linhir city wall(n and s)
Bared enters.
HP:167 EP:156| n
n
Inside a turret atop the Linhir city wall(d, s and ne)
Bared enters.
HP:168 EP:157| You can't go that way!
HP:168 EP:157| tell mason Ok.
You tell Mason: Ok.
HP:168 EP:157| ne
On the battlements atop the Linhir city wall(sw and ne)
Bared enters.
HP:168 EP:157| ne
On the battlements atop the Linhir city wall(sw and ne)
Bared enters.
HP:168 EP:157| ne
Inside a turret atop the Linhir city wall(d, sw and ne)
Bared enters.
HP:168 EP:157| ne
On the battlements atop the Linhir city wall(sw and ne)
Bared enters.
HP:168 EP:157| fdl
You fall down laughing.
HP:168 EP:157| Mason tells you: sorry wrong name
rotfl
You roll on the floor laughing.
HP:168 EP:157| ' Mason tells you: I will avenge my brother.
You say: Mason tells you: I will avenge my brother.
HP:169 EP:158| ' Mason tells you: sorry wrong name
You say: Mason tells you: sorry wrong name
HP:169 EP:158| l
You stand high above the ground on the battlements of the city wall.
These fortifications give you a sense of security, even though there are
not as many guards on duty as there would normally be. The great battle
at Minas Tirith has pulled away fully three-quarters of Linhir's strength.
Peering out over the wall, you see the fertile plains of South Gondor
stretching into the distance as far as the eye can see. Within the wall
your view takes in the rooftops and streets of the city. It looks quite
peaceful at the moment.
The sky is black and the stars shine down brightly.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
The only obvious exits are southwest and northeast.
Bared the dwarf Crusader of Justice (Moral)
HP:169 EP:158| Mason tells you: well since youre there hello
*****I have no Idea who Mason is.*****
Fimbu the hobbit Master Thief (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
You are completely smashed.
You have had just enough food to silence your stomach.
HP: 113/200 ***END: -183/200*** Exp: 306583 Avg. Stats: 94
Strength: 98 Agility: 93 Charisma: 90
Constitution: 98 Coordination: 95 Intelligence: 90
Level 16 thief, 37d 9h 5m 14s old.
Sharkan tells you: greets helper can i get some help
HP:110 EP:37| tell sharkan *chuckles* Are you a newbie?
You tell Sharkan: *chuckles* Are you a newbie?
HP:111 EP:38|
Sharkan tells you: yes
Jete told you: lol i had a dream last nite you were in it ya
got nuked for having this on your legendinfo: mother fuckin bitchs
cant touch me
Mizrahi told you: i canwant?
Mizrahi told you: errh why?
Mizrahi told you: aha yo uin mrgc iner guild hehehala
Mizrahi told you: bogles i waonder wht killed twocute warrior price nes
Mizrahi told you: just agbir to mcuh vodka and sprit today rgha
Mizrahi told you: ahah ewhART a BASAARD
Mizrahi told you: woops i wa s weiringb in caps lock
Jete told you: hmm
Ketan told you: Heheh. :)
Mizrahi told you: what hapenfs?
Mizrahi told you: what wasseo close?
Mizrahi told you: ahahhfj thats funy
You tell Mizrahi: You need to sober up.
Mizrahi told you: i lmpw be[rajs[ tp,,prpw
Mizrahi told you: i lmpw be[rajs[ tp,,prpw
Mizrahi told you: oops osorty
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Darkness surrounds you.
A very dark tunnel(s and u)
HP:220 EP:197| i
The City of Belegost(sw, s, ne, n, nw, w, e, se and d)
Tuna the dunlending Naturalist (Immoral)
Borid's horse (hitched)
A signpost
A hitching post
HP:220 EP:197| Gold: 647 Encumbrance: unencumbered
You are carrying the following on your person:
A spellbook.
Fimbu's wedding gift medallion.
A beautiful, albeit empty pipe.
A broken silver lute.
A silver harp.
A broken Haradrim lute.
An empty wolf's head pipe.
HP:220 EP:197| Tuna says: NOW
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Below you there is a large opening in the side of the mountain, leading
into the Dwarven settlement of Belegost. A great city in the First
Age, Belegost was rebuilt several hundred years ago after being
destroyed. It never regained its former glory, however...
The path continues east.
The Blue Mountains can be seen all around.
Black clouds torment the sky, as a drizzle begins.
The only obvious exits are southwest, south, northeast, north,
northwest, west, east, southeast and down.
Tuna the dunlending Naturalist (Immoral)
Borid's horse (hitched)
A signpost
A hitching post
HP:220 EP:197| Tuna swears.
l tunia
You don't see that here.
HP:220 EP:197| The brightness in Tuna's eyes dissipates.
ponder
You ponder something.
HP:220 EP:197| l tuna
Tuna mutters to himself.
___________
\__ ___/_ __ ____ _____
| | | | \/ \\__ \
| | | | / | \/ __ \_
|____| |____/|___| (____ /
\/ \/
~Tuna the other white meat.
He is carrying:
A small silver flask.
A tacky bauble necklace.
A message stone.
A ceramic ocarina.
HP:220 EP:198| Tuna leaves down.
Korzan tells you: Just because I'm in Durmanhoth doesn't mean I don't have friends.
Darknova subpoenaed Darknova asking [Fri Jan 25 08:18:38 2002]:
Darknova answered [Fri Jan 25 08:21:17 2002]:
You are unconscious and can do nothing!
<<<HP:-7 EP:68>>> bandage me
bandage me
bandage me
bandage me
You are bleeding to death.
Wocca tells you: whats a piriod like
^ ]Newbiecomm Krystyan: why do I have to throw everything in my hands on the ground to pick something new up?
^ ]Newbiecomm Eleran: you have only two hands, maybe that's the problem
^ ]Newbiecomm Krystyan: hmm.. once I level up a bit can I grow a third one?
^ ]Newbiecomm Nakedfairy: i do use correct grammer and spelling
^ ]Newbiecomm Nakedfairy: i don't want to be some tolkein sel-out!im my own
person,END OF CONVERSATION!
Morgar hits Puppy.
Marat hits Puppy.
Puppy has died.
You say: Your parents are going to kick your ass
HP:110 EP:110 get corpse
Too heavy.
HP:110 EP:110 scream
You scream.
HP:110 EP:110 hold puppy's corpse
You hold your puppy's corpse with a look of pain.
HP:110 EP:110 Marat enters.
'There we go
You say: There we go
HP:110 EP:110 Marat leaves east.
Chef enters.
Morgar hehs.
Chef gets corpse of Puppy.
Chef leaves east.
Soltan enters.
Soltan leaves east.
rotfl
You roll on the floor laughing.
HP:110 EP:110 'omfg
You say: omfg
HP:110 EP:110 Morgar says: what
Morgar says: marat stole?
'Chef gets corpse of Puppy.
You say: Chef gets corpse of Puppy.
Chef tells you: I'm going to cook it.
HP:-1000000 EP:0> You leave Zestril's party.
You have died.
HP:230 EP:64| Ash enters.
Ash leaves west.
Ash enters.
Ash gives Armada Corpse of Guldmann's black horse.
HP:230 EP:65| Armada goes, "Aww!".
Armada says: Thank you!
' How sweet.
You say: How sweet.
HP:230 EP:66| Armada wraps his arms around Ash tenderly.
^ ]Newbiecomm Josi whistles
HP:230 EP:66| ^ ]Newbiecomm Josi: still alive in mordor
Ereb waves.
HP:230 EP:67| ^ ]Newbiecomm Josi: CU is fun!
Armada spins around and throws Ash to the ground!
Armada misses Ash.
HP:230 EP:67| Armada hits Ash.
Ash misses Armada.
Ash gasps in astonishment!
Armada misses Ash.
Ash hits Armada hard.
Armada throws a corpse of Guldmann's black horse at Ash, just barely missing.
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Ash hits Armada hard.
You stand before a steep green terrace. A high, broad flight of stone
steps leads up the terrace to the golden hall. To the north, arrayed
below you, is the town of Edoras. A bright spring is gushing forth
into a stone basin here, with the overflow running into a stone channel
that leads off down the hill. There is an east-west street which
runs along the front of the hall.
The sky is black and the stars shine down brightly.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
The only obvious exits are up, west, north and east.
Corpse of Guldmann's black horse
Ash the dunedain Warlord (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
Skull the dunedain Archer (Heroic)
Ereb the dunedain Knight (Angelic)
Armada the dunedain King (Demonic)
An old gossiper [33 rumours]
HP:230 EP:67| Ash misses Armada.
Armada gets Corpse of Guldmann's black horse.
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Gold: 0 Encumbrance: lightly encumbered
You are carrying the following on your person:
The fang of Sauron (wielded).
A great Dunlending shield (worn).
A dwarven hauberk (worn).
A large harvester's pack (open) (worn).
A pair of mail pants (worn).
A silver harp.
A beautiful, albeit empty pipe.
A small silver lute.
Fimbu's wedding gift medallion (worn).
An empty wolf's head pipe.
A spellbook.
A Haradrim lute.
HP:230 EP:67| Ash hits Armada.
l ash
Ash hits Armada.
Ash is in his late twenties and tall with a supple grace that
maskes hidden steel. He wears a dagger on his hip and a long
sword hanging down his back. Even standing still he looks
competent and extremely dangerous, like a predator in a world
of prey.
He is carrying:
A pair of spiked gloves (worn).
A small, blood-stained bandage (worn).
A slender knife (wielded).
A simple leather baldric (worn).
A simple sheepskin sheath (worn).
A large harvester's pack (open) (worn).
A message stone.
HP:230 EP:68| l
You stand before a steep green terrace. A high, broad flight of stone
steps leads up the terrace to the golden hall. To the north, arrayed
below you, is the town of Edoras. A bright spring is gushing forth
into a stone basin here, with the overflow running into a stone channel
that leads off down the hill. There is an east-west street which
runs along the front of the hall.
The sky is black and the stars shine down brightly.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
The only obvious exits are up, west, north and east.
Ash the dunedain Warlord (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
Skull the dunedain Archer (Heroic)
Ereb the dunedain Knight (Angelic)
Armada the dunedain King (Demonic)
An old gossiper [33 rumours]
HP:230 EP:68| ack
You ack!
HP:230 EP:68| Ash scratches Armada.
Armada throws a corpse of Guldmann's black horse at Ash, just barely missing.
Ash gets Corpse of Guldmann's black horse.
Ash misses Armada.
Ash hits Armada.
^ ]Newbiecomm Eleran: : sends a tell to his durms friends ;)
emote must protect his brethren!
Ash grazes Armada.
Ash throws a corpse of Guldmann's black horse at Armada, just barely missing.
You emote: Fimbu must protect his brethren!
HP:230 EP:68| Armada sobs uncontrollably.
backstab ash
Skull leaves north.
You sneak up and stab Ash from behind!
HP:230 EP:18| Armada gets Corpse of Guldmann's black horse.
Armada misses Ash.
You dilacerate Ash like a hungry wolf destroying flesh.
Ash says: You never been able to throw a good horse
Armada goes Hah!
n
The main street(s, w, n and e)
A cat wanders around looking for food
HP:230 EP:19| The cat rubs itself up against your leg.
tell armada Wow.
You tell Armada: Wow.
HP:230 EP:19| put sword into pack
You remove the fang of Sauron.
Ok.
HP:230 EP:20| s
Before the Golden Hall(u, w, n and e)
Ash the dunedain Warlord (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
Armada the dunedain King (Demonic)
An old gossiper [33 rumours]
HP:230 EP:20| Armada tells you: nice!
Armada misses Ash.
Ash hits you.
You are too busy to make an attack!
woo
You go "Woo!".
HP:226 EP:20| ^ ]Newbiecomm Eleran: *jk* *snicker*
New player alert: Kanthus has just been born.
Armada grazes Ash.
Ash misses you.
You miss Ash.
Ash throws a corpse of Guldmann's black horse at Armada, just barely missing.
emote rocks.
You emote: Fimbu rocks.
HP:226 EP:20| Armada gets Corpse of Guldmann's black horse.
Armada misses Ash.
You miss Ash.
Cato enters.
^ ]Newbiecomm Josi: if you do that, make sure you mention that josi thanks
korzan for leading his party to kill Shelob
Armada misses Ash.
You miss Ash.
Rolf enters.
Cato leaves north.
Armada throws a corpse of Guldmann's black horse at Ash, just barely missing.
Ash gets Corpse of Guldmann's black horse.
You miss Ash.
Ash smiles and says: Bah!
Ash leaves west.
Rolf leaves north.
chuckle
Armada leaves west.
You chuckle.
HP:227 EP:21| l
Rolf enters.
You stand before a steep green terrace. A high, broad flight of stone
steps leads up the terrace to the golden hall. To the north, arrayed
below you, is the town of Edoras. A bright spring is gushing forth
into a stone basin here, with the overflow running into a stone channel
that leads off down the hill. There is an east-west street which
runs along the front of the hall.
The sky is black and the stars shine down brightly.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
The only obvious exits are up, west, north and east.
Rolf the dwarf Warrior of Erebor (Maul of Mahal)
An old gossiper [33 rumours]
HP:227 EP:21| Rolf leaves north.
^ ]Newbiecomm Eleran: I was there too :p
l w
This wide street runs east-west through the town, in front of
the Golden Hall. To the south is a steep grassy hill with a mead-hall
nestled against the lower slopes of the hill. To the north you see
the side of a small house.
The sky is black and the stars shine down brightly.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
The only obvious exits are south, west and east.
Armada the dunedain King (Demonic)
Ash the dunedain Warlord (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
A peasant worker looks at you in wonder
HP:227 EP:21| Armada enters.
' We showed him.
You say: We showed him.
HP:227 EP:21| l
Armada giggles.
You stand before a steep green terrace. A high, broad flight of stone
steps leads up the terrace to the golden hall. To the north, arrayed
below you, is the town of Edoras. A bright spring is gushing forth
into a stone basin here, with the overflow running into a stone channel
that leads off down the hill. There is an east-west street which
runs along the front of the hall.
The sky is black and the stars shine down brightly.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
The only obvious exits are up, west, north and east.
Armada the dunedain King (Demonic)
An old gossiper [33 rumours]
HP:227 EP:21| Ash enters.
You miss Ash.
i
Gold: 0 (rough) Encumbrance: lightly encumbered
You are carrying the following on your person:
A great Dunlending shield (worn).
A dwarven hauberk (worn).
A large harvester's pack (open) (worn).
A pair of mail pants (worn).
A silver harp.
A beautiful, albeit empty pipe.
A small silver lute.
Fimbu's wedding gift medallion (worn).
An empty wolf's head pipe.
A spellbook.
A Haradrim lute.
HP:227 EP:21| Ash misses you.
You miss Ash.
Armada snickers like Deputy Dawg.
ack
Ash leaves west.
You ack!
HP:227 EP:21| stop
You will no longer attack anyone on sight.
HP:227 EP:21| stop
You are not in combat with anyone.
HP:227 EP:21| tell ash stopped.
You tell Ash: stopped.
HP:228 EP:22| Armada leaves west.
Konj enters.
Konj leaves north.
Cato enters.
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You stand before a steep green terrace. A high, broad flight of stone
steps leads up the terrace to the golden hall. To the north, arrayed
below you, is the town of Edoras. A bright spring is gushing forth
into a stone basin here, with the overflow running into a stone channel
that leads off down the hill. There is an east-west street which
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The sky is black and the stars shine down brightly.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
The only obvious exits are up, west, north and east.
Cato the dwarf Strongarm (Immoral)
An old gossiper [33 rumours]
HP:228 EP:22| 3n
Do: starting commands.
HP:228 EP:22| The main street(s, w, n and e)
A cat wanders around looking for food
HP:228 EP:22| The main street(s, w, n and e)
HP:228 EP:22| The north gate(s, w, n and e)
Konj the dwarf Man-at-Arms (Angelic)
Malakan's horse (hitched)
A guard stands watch over the gate
A guard stands watch over the gate
A signpost
A hitching post
HP:228 EP:22| l
Ereb leaves north.
The main street of Edoras leads south from the gate. It is a broad
path, which leads steadily up the great hill. Spaced along the way
are several short flights of stairs. Beside the road a swift
stream of water flows in a stone channel. There are many houses on
either side of the path as it winds its way up the hill. To the east
is a small stone guard house, to the west a building with a sign on
its door.
The sky is black and the stars shine down brightly.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
The only obvious exits are south, west, north and east.
Malakan's horse (hitched)
A guard stands watch over the gate
A guard stands watch over the gate
A signpost
A hitching post
HP:229 EP:23| travelto minastirith
Travelto: Journey begun! Press return or type any command to stop.
HP:229 EP:23| The Great West Road(s, sw, w, n and e)
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HP:230 EP:25| Ash tells you: HP:155 EP:116> Fimbu dilacerates you like a hungry wolf
destroying flesh. The bandage soaks up some of your wounds. HP:157
EP:117>
HP:230 EP23| tell ash Hey...!
You tell Ash: Hey...!
^ Phantomjrd: Twocute, Nice Legs, What time do they open?
^ Twocute: fdl
^ Rhoads: lol
^ Twocute: good one!!
^ Gazza: They never close.
^ Paladinz: haha
^ Phantomjrd retires with that line...
^ Thorgon: haha
^ Twocute: Shh..Gazza
Iamsauron was nuked at 00:12 02/13/02
Iamsauron the dunedain Orc-target (Impartial)
Departed from Arda Gender: male
Age: 16m 6s
Nuke Reason: No, you are not.
Actaeon tells you: hey whats goiing on also bye see ya later
t mizrahi do suicide, Rhoads, xxx,xxx
Mizrahi is afk: This is a How well I know my Mizrahi test, for the people who send him tells own entertainment.
1. Why is Mizrahi afk? A) Having sex B) Doing math C) Having fun D) Working out
2. Will Mizrahi come back? A) Most likely B) Later C) On a Friday? Nope! D) Yes, but drunk.
3. Who are the people on Mizrahi's ignore list right now? A) Tuareg B) Zoso C) Ulric D) All of the above.
4. Mizrahi is named after? A) A soccer player B) A bank C) A form of music D) All of the above.
5. Mizrahi's rl name is: A) Sean B) Yoav C) Ezra D) Oscar
6. Mizrahi's kill count: A) 40-50 B) 50-60 C) 60-70 D) 70-80
7. Mizrahi's infamous sister is: A) Truffles B) Dorianna C) Rhoads D) Rhoads' mother.
8. Mizrahi has sang and recorded the following: A) Hey Macarena B) Stayin' Alive C) The Mexican Anthem D) Non of the above.
The test will grow larger when Mizrahi is bored enough. Thanks for participating in the How well I know my Mizrahi test.
You tell Mizrahi: do suicide, Rhoads, xxx,xxx
^ Galuf: Alexa tells you: After last night, I'm never talking to you again. I had my fun, I'm done with you.