Go on and laugh! This was just too damn funny. We had stormed the Mordor gates, tearing countless new holes into trolls and orcs. Then we split up, and I'm in the group where the leader is attracting PK's.
A shrill cry echoes through the land as you deal the death blow!
Celexa lobs the witch's head off!
Woden lobs the witch's head off!
Tiarawil has died.
'And this is my...second time in Mordor.
Woden looks at Corpse of Tiarawil.
You say: And this is my...second time in Mordor.
HP:220 EP:70 Fragrant smoke curls lazily from Someone's pipe.
Suddenly, Someone stabs Woden from behind!
Someone gets a wild look in his eyes, then smashes his head into Woden!
Someone hurts his neck attacking Woden!
Someone hurts his neck attacking Woden!
Someone looks at Corpse of Tiarawil.
Someone inflicts massive damage to Woden.
Someone inflicts massive damage to Woden.
Someone pummels Woden with multiple blows from the whip!
Someone gets a wild look in his eyes, then smashes his head into Woden!
You follow your leader chamber.
A dimly lit inner chamber(n, sw and u)
Celexa the dwarf Warlord (Moral)
Zoso the silvan
Woden enters.
Talan leaves southwest.
Montar leaves southwest.
Konthor leaves southwest.
You follow your leader southwest.
A tight dreary passage(ne)
Konthor the dwarf Deathmaster (Demonic)
Montar the dwarf Warrior of Ulfang
Talan the dunedain Untouchable (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
Horror the dwarf Mercenary (Demonic)
Woden the dunedain says: Drink and Drink and Drink and Fight
Zoso the silvan
Celexa enters.
Talan misses Woden.
Horror hits Woden hard.
Woden hits Talan hard.
Montar sends tails flying at Woden, but they miss their mark.
The wall revolves, and Talan disappears behind it.
HP:220 EP:71 The wall revolves, and Montar disappears behind it.
Woden gets a silver flask from a bloodstained cloak.
Woden opens a silver flask.
Woden drinks from a silver flask.
Woden closes a silver flask.
Woden puts a silver flask into a bloodstained cloak.
Woden gets a silver flask from a bloodstained cloak.
Woden opens a silver flask.
Woden drinks from a silver flask.
Woden closes a silver flask.
Woden puts a silver flask into a bloodstained cloak.
Horror misses Woden.
Woden misses Horror.
Suddenly, Konthor stabs Woden from behind!
The wall revolves, and Zoso disappears behind it.
It seems that you are staring into a black void for a moment, but
your eyes soon adjust to the darkness. This is a short passage heading
north to more darkness. To the south, the wall has been securely set
back into place, sealing you in. Amazingly, this tomb-like passage is
free of dust and cobwebs, but that realization only fills you with
apprehension about exploring any further. A chilly gust of air swirls
past you, and you think you hear a sinister cackle accompanying it.
The only obvious exit is northeast.
Celexa the dwarf Warlord (Moral)
Konthor the dwarf Deathmaster (Demonic)
Horror the dwarf Mercenary (Demonic)
Woden the dunedain says: Drink and Drink and Drink and Fight
HP:220 EP:71 Horror misses Woden.
ds
Konthor sticks the tusk into Woden nearly driving the point through the body.
The wall revolves, and Woden disappears behind it.
The wall revolves, and Horror disappears behind it.
-----I thought I had been attacked, I didn't know wtf was going on. ;)-----
Usage: disarm <victim>
This command will attempt to disarm the victim, causing him/her/it
to lose his/her/its wielded weapon. It only works if he/she/it is wielding a
weapon, obviously. If a fight is not in progress, this will start one.
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HP:220 EP:71 Darkness surrounds you.
It seems that you are staring into a black void for a moment, but
your eyes soon adjust to the darkness. This is a short passage heading
north to more darkness. To the south, the wall has been securely set
back into place, sealing you in. Amazingly, this tomb-like passage is
free of dust and cobwebs, but that realization only fills you with
apprehension about exploring any further. A chilly gust of air swirls
past you, and you think you hear a sinister cackle accompanying it.
The only obvious exit is northeast.
HP:220 EP:71 Someone lunges futilely at Woden.
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Darkness surrounds you.
It seems that you are staring into a black void for a moment, but
your eyes soon adjust to the darkness. This is a short passage heading
north to more darkness. To the south, the wall has been securely set
back into place, sealing you in. Amazingly, this tomb-like passage is
free of dust and cobwebs, but that realization only fills you with
apprehension about exploring any further. A chilly gust of air swirls
past you, and you think you hear a sinister cackle accompanying it.
The only obvious exit is northeast.
HP:220 EP:71 Darkness surrounds you.
It seems that you are staring into a black void for a moment, but
your eyes soon adjust to the darkness. This is a short passage heading
north to more darkness. To the south, the wall has been securely set
back into place, sealing you in. Amazingly, this tomb-like passage is
free of dust and cobwebs, but that realization only fills you with
apprehension about exploring any further. A chilly gust of air swirls
past you, and you think you hear a sinister cackle accompanying it.
The only obvious exit is northeast.
-----Well...looks like they're gone...but they might come back...great, I'm in Mordor. Now what. Well, what else.-----
hide
HP:220 EP:72 You slip into the shadows and try to look like nothing.
-----Why the hell not?-----
legend woden
HP:220 EP:52 Woden the dunedain says: Drink and Drink and Drink and Fight
Last on: 1h 9m 20s ago. Gender: male
Age: 71d 15h 15m 18s
Can be mailed: Woden@DolAmroth Woden has recorded a life story.
Woden is a member of the Valacirca.
Info: Going to see the Dropkick Murphy's this weekend :))
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HP:220 EP:51 Darkness surrounds you.
It seems that you are staring into a black void for a moment, but
your eyes soon adjust to the darkness. This is a short passage heading
north to more darkness. To the south, the wall has been securely set
back into place, sealing you in. Amazingly, this tomb-like passage is
free of dust and cobwebs, but that realization only fills you with
apprehension about exploring any further. A chilly gust of air swirls
past you, and you think you hear a sinister cackle accompanying it.
The only obvious exit is northeast.
legend woden
HP:220 EP:50 Woden the dunedain says: Drink and Drink and Drink and Fight
Last on: 1h 9m 33s ago. Gender: male
Age: 71d 15h 15m 18s
Can be mailed: Woden@DolAmroth Woden has recorded a life story.
Woden is a member of the Valacirca.
Info: Going to see the Dropkick Murphy's this weekend :))
HP:220 EP:50 Horror appears from the shadows.
Your party has been disbanded.
-----...oh piss.-----
Horror leaves northeast.
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Darkness surrounds you.
It seems that you are staring into a black void for a moment, but
your eyes soon adjust to the darkness. This is a short passage heading
north to more darkness. To the south, the wall has been securely set
back into place, sealing you in. Amazingly, this tomb-like passage is
free of dust and cobwebs, but that realization only fills you with
apprehension about exploring any further. A chilly gust of air swirls
past you, and you think you hear a sinister cackle accompanying it.
The only obvious exit is northeast.
HP:220 EP:47 Horror enters.
Talan enters.
The wall revolves, and Horror disappears behind it.
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Darkness surrounds you.
It seems that you are staring into a black void for a moment, but
your eyes soon adjust to the darkness. This is a short passage heading
north to more darkness. To the south, the wall has been securely set
back into place, sealing you in. Amazingly, this tomb-like passage is
free of dust and cobwebs, but that realization only fills you with
apprehension about exploring any further. A chilly gust of air swirls
past you, and you think you hear a sinister cackle accompanying it.
The only obvious exit is northeast.
HP:220 EP:46 Darkness surrounds you.
legend woden
HP:220 EP:45 Woden the dunedain says: Drink and Drink and Drink and Fight
Last on: 1h 10m 28s ago. Gender: male
Age: 71d 15h 15m 18s
Can be mailed: Woden@DolAmroth Woden has recorded a life story.
Woden is a member of the Valacirca.
Info: Going to see the Dropkick Murphy's this weekend :))
legend zoso
HP:220 EP:44 Zoso the silvan
On for: 45m 42s Gender: male
Age: 100d 20h 54m 34s
Can be mailed: Zoso@Lothlorien Zoso has recorded a life story.
Zoso is a member of the Valacirca.
Info: 'I am very slightly built, with notably small hands' -JRRT
legend celexa
HP:220 EP:44 Celexa the dwarf Warlord (Moral)
On for: 2h 7m 7s Gender: male
Age: 17d 4h 14m 20s
Can be mailed: Celexa@Thranduil
glance
HP:220 EP:44 Darkness surrounds you.
A tight dreary passage(ne)
legend me
HP:220 EP:42 Theodrek the eorling Crusader of Justice (Heroic)
On for: 3h 49m 51s Gender: male
Age: 69d 14h 44m 42s
Can be mailed: Theodrek@Adornas Theodrek has recorded a life story.
Theodrek is a member of the Rimsilval.
Theodrek is the Adornas Mortal Council Representative.
Info: WeWillNotWaver,WeWillNotTire,WeWillNotFalter,AndWeWillNotFail.
legend zoso
HP:220 EP:40 Zoso the silvan
On for: 46m 25s Gender: male
Age: 100d 20h 55m 18s
Can be mailed: Zoso@Lothlorien Zoso has recorded a life story.
Zoso is a member of the Valacirca.
Info: 'I am very slightly built, with notably small hands' -JRRT
legend woden
HP:220 EP:39 Woden the dunedain says: Drink and Drink and Drink and Fight
Last on: 1h 11m 17s ago. Gender: male
Age: 71d 15h 15m 18s
Can be mailed: Woden@DolAmroth Woden has recorded a life story.
Woden is a member of the Valacirca.
Info: Going to see the Dropkick Murphy's this weekend :))
HP:220 EP:39 [ Rimsilval ] Lotze: get ousdie well now
HP:220 EP:37 [ Rimsilval ] Lotze: out of mordor now says zoso
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HP:220 EP:35 Darkness surrounds you.
It seems that you are staring into a black void for a moment, but
your eyes soon adjust to the darkness. This is a short passage heading
north to more darkness. To the south, the wall has been securely set
back into place, sealing you in. Amazingly, this tomb-like passage is
free of dust and cobwebs, but that realization only fills you with
apprehension about exploring any further. A chilly gust of air swirls
past you, and you think you hear a sinister cackle accompanying it.
The only obvious exit is northeast.
tell lotze I don't where the fuck I am, I'm lost.
tell lotze I don't where the fuck I am, I'm lost.
HP:220 EP:35 Your movement reveals you.
You are transparent! Your target cannot see you in the stone!
tell lotze I'm in "Darkness surrounds you. A tight dreary passage(ne)"
HP:220 EP:34 You tell Lotze: I don't know where the fuck I am, I'm lost
HP:220 EP:34 You tell Lotze: I'm in "Darkness surrounds you. A tight dreary passage(ne)"
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HP:220 EP:34 Darkness surrounds you.
It seems that you are staring into a black void for a moment, but
your eyes soon adjust to the darkness. This is a short passage heading
north to more darkness. To the south, the wall has been securely set
back into place, sealing you in. Amazingly, this tomb-like passage is
free of dust and cobwebs, but that realization only fills you with
apprehension about exploring any further. A chilly gust of air swirls
past you, and you think you hear a sinister cackle accompanying it.
The only obvious exit is northeast.
-----Aren't I pathetic? Yes. But it's pretty funny to look back on it now.-----
tell lotze Fuck, quick, get me out. *cry*
HP:220 EP:34 You tell Lotze: Fuck, quick, get me out. *cry*
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HP:220 EP:35 Darkness surrounds you.
It seems that you are staring into a black void for a moment, but
your eyes soon adjust to the darkness. This is a short passage heading
north to more darkness. To the south, the wall has been securely set
back into place, sealing you in. Amazingly, this tomb-like passage is
free of dust and cobwebs, but that realization only fills you with
apprehension about exploring any further. A chilly gust of air swirls
past you, and you think you hear a sinister cackle accompanying it.
The only obvious exit is northeast.
HP:220 EP:35 HP:220 EP:37 Zoso tells you: you ok?
tell zoso Where do I go? Quick, I'm lost
You tell Zoso: Where do I go? Quick, I'm lost
tell zoso "Darkness surrounds you. A tight dreary passage(ne)"
HP:220 EP:37 You tell Zoso: "Darkness surrounds you. A tight dreary passage(ne)"
HP:220 EP:38 Zoso tells you: give me room
tell zoso Gimme dirs, please. UGh
You tell Zoso: Gimme dirs, please. UGh
HP:220 EP:38 Zoso tells you: push slab?
push slab
You grope around in the darkness.
wear ring
HP:220 EP:39 As you slip the ring on it begins to give off a bluish glow.
You wear a smoothly polished white ring (glowing).
push slab
HP:220 EP:39 The wall revolves, and you find yourself on the other side of it.
A hallway in the Carchost(e and doorway)
HP:220 EP:39 Orlandu tells you: u in mordor?
Lotze tells you: dunno how l in well?
tell zoso Ok, now where?
You tell Zoso: Ok, now where?
HP:220 EP:39 Lotze tells you: es if you can
Alexa tells you: sturdy armour is now on sale as lot 559, minimum bid 150 gold
Exc
tell zoso I'm in the hallway, I got a light ring
You tell Zoso: I'm in the hallway, I got a light ring
HP:220 EP:40 Lotze tells you: trying to help
tell lotze *nod*
Zoso tells you: {wrong dirs}
You tell Lotze: *nod*
do {dirs}
HP:220 EP:41 Do: starting commands.
HP:220 EP:41 A stairway(w, d and u)
HP:220 EP:41 A stairway(e, d and u)
An easterling archer is near a window
An easterling archer is near a window
HP:220 EP:41 A stairway(w, d and u)
A human slave
An easterling archer is near a window
HP:220 EP:41 A stairway(w and u)
An easterling archer is near a window
HP:220 EP:41 You can't go that way!
HP:220 EP:41 A stairway(w, d and u)
A human slave
An easterling archer is near a window
HP:220 EP:41 A corridor in the Carchost(stairs, n and s)
Tower Guard's helmet
HP:220 EP:41 You don't see that here.
HP:220 EP:41 You can't go that way!
HP:220 EP:41 You can't go that way!
HP:220 EP:41 You can't go that way!
HP:220 EP:41 You search, but fail to find anything of interest.
HP:220 EP:38 Zoso tells you: {right dirs}
Do: Commands completed.
HP:220 EP:38 Zoso tells you: shit, wait
Zoso tells you: {right dirs}
take helmet
Lotze tells you: same room?
Ok.
HP:220 EP:39 Orlandu enters.
Zoso tells you: copy paste that
Orlandu leaves south.
Alexa tells you: a large harvester's pack is now on sale as lot 560, minimum bid
140 gold
Orlandu enters.
Orlandu leaves north.
Orlandu enters.
Orlandu looks at you.
hug orlandu
Orlandu leaves north.
You hand out orlandu hugs to everyone in the room.
tell orlandu Help, pealse. :P
HP:220 EP:40 You tell Orlandu: Help, pealse. :P
HP:220 EP:40 Orlandu tells you: i have 40hp, i'm gone
tell orlandu Argh
You tell Orlandu: Argh
tell zoso Fuck
HP:220 EP:40 You tell Zoso: Fuck
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HP:220 EP:41 The narrow corridor running through the tower is the only obvious way
to get into the sleeping quarters. From here you can smell the terrible stench
emanating from the sentinels asleep in the room to the south. Small torches
are attached to the walls and the floor is wet and dirty. To the north you
see what looks like a well and you can also spot the way back to the huge
stairway.
The only obvious exits are stairs, north and south.
glance
HP:220 EP:41 A corridor in the Carchost(stairs, n and s)
tell zoso I'm at "A corridor in the Carchost(stairs, n and s)"
HP:220 EP:41 You tell Zoso: I'm at "A corridor in the Carchost(stairs, n and s)"
HP:220 EP:41 Alexa tells you: a tarnished, nasty looking, jagged edged sword is now on sale
as lot 561, minimum bid 130 gold Exc
Zoso tells you: n
n
Carchost's storage room(s)
A bowl with a lid
A brand (burned out)
A brand (burned out)
HP:220 EP:41 Zoso tells you: {dirs}
Zoso tells you: {dirs}
{dirs}
As you come closer to the hole you accidentally slip and fall inside it!!!!!
OUCH!!! You hit the ground and now are very sure the well was dry!
{dirs}
An underground tunnel(e and u)
HP:190 EP:42 An underground tunnel(w and e)
A strange looking woman is hiding in the shadows
HP:190 EP:42 An underground tunnel(w)
HP:190 EP:42 You can't go that way!
HP:190 EP:42 Zoso tells you: {dirs}
{dirs}
You search the wall and discover a secret passage!
Quickly you slip through it!
A secret exit(e)
HP:190 EP:42 Zoso tells you: quick they're still in
tell zoso K
You tell Zoso: K
tell zoso Where??
HP:191 EP:43 You tell Zoso: Where??
HP:191 EP:43 Zoso tells you: did you type that?
tell zoso Yeah, at a secret exit
You tell Zoso: Yeah, at a secret exit
HP:192 EP:44 Zoso tells you: are you out?
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Cirith Gorgor(n, se, sw and s)
HP:192 EP:44 Zoso tells you: good, now go 1e, 10s and you'll be at gate
tell zoso *WHEW*
You tell Zoso: *WHEW*
HP:193 EP:45 Zoso tells you: then run home
Lotze tells you: you out?
tell zoso I love you. :)
You tell Zoso: I love you. :)