Contracts are for big boys.

Posted by
Bluesbreaker [legacy]
Uploaded
18 April 2002 00:00:00
Type
Player Kill

Burk thinks its a good idea to attack Mandalion... Burk dies note the monumental screw up by me and Mandalion :p


Outside the Inn(w, n, e, ne, s and gate)
HP:109 EP:97 The inn's courtyard(w, e, s and gate)
 An anonymous figure
 Mandalion the dunedain Burglar (Heroic)
 A big bulldog
HP:109 EP:97 Anonymous figure misses Mandalion, making a swooshing sound.
Anonymous figure misses Mandalion, making a swooshing sound.
Mandalion tells you: stupid guard reset
Mandalion leaves south.
Emote:->Bulldog barks: 'WOOF WOOF WOOF!'
" mandalion fuck
You tell Mandalion: fuck
HP:110 EP:98 l n
You don't see that here.
HP:110 EP:98 l
    This complex of buildings has been used for many things in its long
and eventful life.  It started out as a farm, was later converted to an
inn and now seems to have fallen into the hands of some of the Chief's
men as their headquarters.  The courtyard is small.  It has been paved
with cobblestones, worn from heavy traffic over the years.  To the west
is the barn; to the east sit stables; the main building is south; and
there is a dog kennel in the southwest corner.
The sun shines down from directly overhead.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
    The only obvious exits are west, east, south and gate.
 A big bulldog
HP:110 EP:98 l w
Emote:->Bulldog pulls his chain HARD and almost strangles himself.
    This place is so stacked with stuff, you can hardly get in.
Almost half the barn is filled with bales of hay. The rest of the
room is occupied by big jute sacks. You realize this must be a
stockpile for the Chief's 'gatherers' and 'sharers'.
Dust dances in the light falling through the lonely roof window.
Although it's a warm and musty smelling place, the barn makes you
relax.
    The only obvious exit is east.
HP:110 EP:98 
HP:111 EP:99 l w
    This place is so stacked with stuff, you can hardly get in.
Almost half the barn is filled with bales of hay. The rest of the
room is occupied by big jute sacks. You realize this must be a
stockpile for the Chief's 'gatherers' and 'sharers'.
Dust dances in the light falling through the lonely roof window.
Although it's a warm and musty smelling place, the barn makes you
relax.
    The only obvious exit is east.
HP:111 EP:99 w
The barn(e)
HP:111 EP:99 e
The inn's courtyard(w, e, s and gate)
 A big bulldog
HP:111 EP:99 e
The stables(w)
 A grumpy ruffian
 A grumpy ruffian
 A grumpy ruffian
 A brand
HP:111 EP:99 w
s
The inn's courtyard(w, e, s and gate)
 A big bulldog
HP:111 EP:99 The common room(n, e and bar)
 An anonymous figure
 Mandalion the dunedain Burglar (Heroic)
 A burly guard
 Wide pants
 A growling ruffian
 A growling ruffian
HP:111 EP:99 Anonymous figure impales Mandalion lifting upward with great force.
Guard misses Mandalion.
Mandalion bruises Guard deeply.
Anonymous figure misses Mandalion, making a swooshing sound.
Guard misses Mandalion.
Mandalion smacks Guard.
Anonymous figure stabs Mandalion causing blood to flow.
Someone steps out of the background.
Guard misses Mandalion.
l figure
You don't see that here.
HP:111 EP:99 Mandalion bruises Guard deeply.
Burk pokes Mandalion causing blood to spurt.
Guard misses Mandalion.
l
    This common room used to be a place where many people came to
enjoy themselves. The Forsaken Inn had a reputation for good feasts,
heavy wine and delicious meals. Alas, all of that is now history.
What is left are dirty wooden tables, broken chairs and scuffed
stools.
The east door is open.
    The only obvious exits are north, east and bar.
 Burk the dwarf Henchman (Moral)
 Mandalion the dunedain Burglar (Heroic)
 A burly guard
 Wide pants
 A growling ruffian
 A growling ruffian
HP:112 EP:100 Mandalion smashes Guard with a bone-shattering impact.
Burk misses Mandalion, making a swooshing sound.
Guard misses Mandalion.
Mandalion tells you: party
party form
Mandalion brushes Guard.
Burk misses Mandalion, making a swooshing sound.
Guard misses Mandalion.
Burk blahs.
You form a new party.
HP:112 EP:100 Mandalion brushes Guard.
Burk misses Mandalion, making a swooshing sound.
Guard misses Mandalion.
hunt burk
Burk grins.
You begin to hunt Burk.
HP:112 EP:100 Mandalion smacks Guard.
Burk stabs Mandalion causing blood to flow.
Guard misses Mandalion.
Burk leaves north.
You follow Burk north.
The inn's courtyard(w, e, s and gate)
 Burk the dwarf Henchman (Moral)
 A big bulldog
Mandalion enters.
Burk leaves gate.
You follow Burk gate.
Outside the Inn(w, n, e, ne, s and gate)
 Burk the dwarf Henchman (Moral)
party invite mandalion
There is no one by that name here.
HP:112 EP:97 Mandalion enters.
Mandalion leaves north.
party invite mandalion
There is no one by that name here.
HP:112 EP:96 Burk ohs interestedly.
party invite mandalion
party invite mandalion
Burk leaves west.
You follow Burk west.
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
 Burk the dwarf Henchman (Moral)
Burk leaves west.
You follow Burk west.
The Greenway(nw, w, n, e and s)
 Burk the dwarf Henchman (Moral)
party invite mandalion
There is no one by that name here.
HP:113 EP:96 There is no one by that name here.
HP:113 EP:96 Burk leaves west.
You follow Burk west.
The Plains(w, n, e and s)
 Burk the dwarf Henchman (Moral)
There is no one by that name here.
HP:113 EP:96 Burk leaves north.
You follow Burk north.
The Greenway(w, nw, n, se, e, ne and s)
 Burk the dwarf Henchman (Moral)
 A sack
Burk leaves north.
You follow Burk north.
West Gate of Bree(nw, w, n, e, ne and s)
 Burk the dwarf Henchman (Moral)
 Baraka the dunedain Alchemist (Moral)
 Aramyss the sindar Magician (Immoral)
 Lao the dunlending Runt (Impartial)
 A big sign
Mandalion enters.
Burk impales Mandalion lifting upward with great force.
party invite mandalion
You invited Mandalion to join your party.
HP:113 EP:93 Mandalion joins your party.
Mandalion brushes Burk.
Burk misses Mandalion, making a swooshing sound.
Mandalion misses Burk.
Burk misses Mandalion, making a swooshing sound.
Burk grins.
Mandalion smacks Burk.
Burk pokes Mandalion causing blood to spurt.
Crios enters.
Crios leaves east.
Baraka leaves east.
Mandalion smacks Burk.
Burk misses Mandalion, making a swooshing sound.
Mandalion left your party.
Mandalion misses Burk.
Burk stabs Mandalion causing internal bleeding.
Galthor enters.
Mandalion hurts his neck attacking Burk!
l
Athin enters.
Yensid enters.
Cired enters.
Polgara enters.
    The small town of Bree stands before you. Many travellers pass through
here going to and from the Shire. The road heads to the east, towards the
main street of Bree.
The Great East Road continues west.
The Greenway continues northwest and south.
You see the town of Bree to the east.
The sun shines down from directly overhead.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
    The only obvious exits are northwest, west, north, east, northeast
and south.
 Polgara the sindar Illusionist (Angelic)
 Cired the sindar Magician (Heroic)
 Yensid the silvan Archmage (Moral)
 Athin the sindar Enchanter (Heroic)
 Galthor the dwarf King (Moral)
 Mandalion the dunedain Burglar (Heroic)
 Burk the dwarf Henchman (Moral)
 Aramyss the sindar Magician (Immoral)
 Lao the dunlending Runt (Impartial)
 A big sign
HP:114 EP:89 Galthor leaves east.
Drakon enters.
Mandalion bruises Burk deeply.
Burk misses Mandalion, making a swooshing sound.
Gilead enters.
Gilead leaves east.
Athin leaves east.
Cired leaves east.
Yensid leaves east.
Polgara leaves west.
rotfl
Mandalion smacks Burk.
Aramyss shields Mandalion, Burk hits Aramyss.
Burk stabs Mandalion causing blood to flow.
You roll on the floor laughing.
HP:114 EP:87 l
    The small town of Bree stands before you. Many travellers pass through
here going to and from the Shire. The road heads to the east, towards the
main street of Bree.
The Great East Road continues west.
The Greenway continues northwest and south.
You see the town of Bree to the east.
The sun shines down from directly overhead.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
    The only obvious exits are northwest, west, north, east, northeast
and south.
 Drakon the dunedain Squire (Moral)
 Mandalion the dunedain Burglar (Heroic)
 Burk the dwarf Henchman (Moral)
 Aramyss the sindar Magician (Immoral)
 Lao the dunlending Runt (Impartial)
 A big sign
HP:114 EP:87 Mandalion smacks Burk.
Aramyss shields Mandalion, Burk grazes Aramyss.
Burk pokes Mandalion causing blood to spurt.
Galthor enters.
Mandalion leaves northwest.
Burk falls down laughing.
Galthor leaves south.
Maull enters.
Burk leaves northeast.
You follow Burk northeast.
The Hills of Chetwood(n, w, se, e, sw, ne and s)
 Burk the dwarf Henchman (Moral)
hunt off
Burk leaves west.
You follow Burk west.
There is too much light here.
The Hills of Chetwood(nw, n, w, se, e, sw, ne and s)
You stop hunting Burk.
HP:114 EP:83 s
s
e
West Gate of Bree(nw, w, n, e, ne and s)
 Baraka the dunedain Alchemist (Moral)
 Jibe the silvan Scrapper (Impartial)
 Maull the dunedain Academy Recruit (Immoral)
 Drakon the dunedain Squire (Moral)
 Aramyss the sindar Magician (Immoral)
 Lao the dunlending Runt (Impartial)
 A big sign
HP:114 EP:83 The Greenway(w, nw, n, se, e, ne and s)
 A sack
HP:114 EP:83 The Plains(w, n, e and s)
HP:114 EP:83 w
n
The Greenway(w, nw, n, se, e, ne and s)
 A sack
HP:115 EP:84 West Gate of Bree(nw, w, n, e, ne and s)
 Jibe the silvan Scrapper (Impartial)
 Maull the dunedain Academy Recruit (Immoral)
 Aramyss the sindar Magician (Immoral)
 Lao the dunlending Runt (Impartial)
 A big sign
HP:115 EP:84 rotfl
Mandalion enters.
Jibe leaves east.
Mandalion leaves east.
You roll on the floor laughing.
HP:115 EP:84 Maull leaves west.
Aramyss teehees.
" mandalion what the hell?
Mandalion tells you: invite
You tell Mandalion: what the hell?
HP:115 EP:84 Burk enters.
Mandalion tells you: wimpying
" mandalion i did.. about 50 times :P
You tell Mandalion: i did.. about 50 times :P
HP:116 EP:85 party invite mandalion
There is no one by that name here.
HP:116 EP:85 l
    The small town of Bree stands before you. Many travellers pass through
here going to and from the Shire. The road heads to the east, towards the
main street of Bree.
The Great East Road continues west.
The Greenway continues northwest and south.
You see the town of Bree to the east.
The sun shines down from directly overhead.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
    The only obvious exits are northwest, west, north, east, northeast
and south.
 Burk the dwarf Henchman (Moral)
 Aramyss the sindar Magician (Immoral)
 Lao the dunlending Runt (Impartial)
 A big sign
HP:116 EP:85 rotfl
You roll on the floor laughing.
HP:116 EP:85 Aramyss grins.
Burk leaves northeast.
Burk enters.
'talk about fucking up :p
You say: talk about fucking up :p
HP:116 EP:85 l
    The small town of Bree stands before you. Many travellers pass through
here going to and from the Shire. The road heads to the east, towards the
main street of Bree.
The Great East Road continues west.
The Greenway continues northwest and south.
You see the town of Bree to the east.
The sun shines down from directly overhead.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
    The only obvious exits are northwest, west, north, east, northeast
and south.
 Burk the dwarf Henchman (Moral)
 Aramyss the sindar Magician (Immoral)
 Lao the dunlending Runt (Impartial)
 A big sign
HP:116 EP:85 l
    The small town of Bree stands before you. Many travellers pass through
here going to and from the Shire. The road heads to the east, towards the
main street of Bree.
The Great East Road continues west.
The Greenway continues northwest and south.
You see the town of Bree to the east.
The sun shines down from directly overhead.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
    The only obvious exits are northwest, west, north, east, northeast
and south.
 Burk the dwarf Henchman (Moral)
 Aramyss the sindar Magician (Immoral)
 Lao the dunlending Runt (Impartial)
 A big sign
HP:116 EP:85 Polgara enters.
Polgara leaves north.
Burk shrugs.
l
Aramyss says: who were you after?
    The small town of Bree stands before you. Many travellers pass through
here going to and from the Shire. The road heads to the east, towards the
main street of Bree.
The Great East Road continues west.
The Greenway continues northwest and south.
You see the town of Bree to the east.
The sun shines down from directly overhead.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
    The only obvious exits are northwest, west, north, east, northeast
and south.
 Burk the dwarf Henchman (Moral)
 Aramyss the sindar Magician (Immoral)
 Lao the dunlending Runt (Impartial)
 A big sign
HP:117 EP:86 Mandalion enters.
Aramyss shields Mandalion, Burk hits Aramyss.
Burk stabs Mandalion causing internal bleeding.
'no one
You say: no one
HP:117 EP:86 Mandalion misses Burk.
Burk misses Mandalion, making a swooshing sound.
party invite mandalion
Mandalion smacks Burk.
Aramyss shields Mandalion, Burk scratches Aramyss.
Burk pokes Mandalion causing blood to spurt.
You invited Mandalion to join your party.
HP:117 EP:86 Mandalion bruises Burk deeply.
Burk misses Mandalion, making a swooshing sound.
Baraka enters.
Mandalion joins your party.
Mandalion hurts his neck attacking Burk!
hunt burk
Mandalion bruises Burk deeply.
Burk misses Mandalion, making a swooshing sound.
Mandalion hurts his neck attacking Burk!
You begin to hunt Burk.
HP:117 EP:86 Mandalion hurts his neck attacking Burk!
Mandalion smacks Burk.
Aramyss shields Mandalion, Burk hits Aramyss.
Burk stabs Mandalion causing internal bleeding.
Rapture enters.
Rapture leaves east.
Rapture enters.
Rapture leaves northeast.
Mandalion hehs.
shield mandalion
Burk chuckles.
He is already being shielded by someone.
HP:118 EP:86 Mandalion misses Burk.
Aramyss shields Mandalion, Burk scratches Aramyss.
Burk pokes Mandalion causing blood to spurt.
Rapture enters.
Rapture leaves west.
Burk leaves east.
You follow Burk east.
Inside the West Gate of Bree(w, n and e)
 Burk the dwarf Henchman (Moral)
 A wealthy looking chubby man
Mandalion enters.
Baraka enters.
Baraka leaves east.
Burk leaves east.
You follow Burk east.
West main street of Bree(w, n, se, e and s)
 Burk the dwarf Henchman (Moral)
 A wooden sword
 Ratty the goat
Mandalion enters.
Mandalion smacks Burk.
Burk leaves west.
You follow Burk west.
Inside the West Gate of Bree(w, n and e)
 Burk the dwarf Henchman (Moral)
 A wealthy looking chubby man
Mandalion enters.
Burk stabs Mandalion causing internal bleeding.
Burk leaves east.
You follow Burk east.
West main street of Bree(w, n, se, e and s)
 Burk the dwarf Henchman (Moral)
 A wooden sword
 Ratty the goat
Mandalion enters.
Burk leaves east.
You follow Burk east.
East of main street(w, n, e and s)
 Burk the dwarf Henchman (Moral)
Mandalion enters.
Mandalion misses Burk.
Burk leaves south.
You follow Burk south.
The Port Royale Smokeshop(n)
 Burk the dwarf Henchman (Moral)
 A trash can
 Jeffrey the Smoking Connoisseur
Mandalion enters.
Burk misses Mandalion, making a swooshing sound.
Mandalion smacks Burk.
Burk leaves north.
You follow Burk north.
East of main street(w, n, e and s)
 Burk the dwarf Henchman (Moral)
Mandalion enters.
Burk misses Mandalion, making a swooshing sound.
Mandalion bruises Burk deeply.
Burk leaves east.
You follow Burk east.
East main street of Bree(w, n, e and s)
 Burk the dwarf Henchman (Moral)
Mandalion enters.
Burk impales Mandalion lifting upward with great force.
Mandalion bruises Burk deeply.
Burk falls to the ground.
Burk is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
Mandalion puts Burk out of his misery.
fdl
The hammer's wielder smiles in grim satisfaction as the head comes down!
Burk has died.
Triggered!  doing: do get all from corpse into pack,get all from corpse
fdl
Do: starting commands.
HP:118 EP:80 There is no pack here.
HP:118 EP:80 some gold coins : Ok.
a small silver dagger : Ok.
a wooden shield : You sheath your dagger.
Ok.
a curved, black dagger : You sheath your wooden sword.
Ok.
You feel an urge to KILL!
You wield a curved, black dagger.
a blue visor : You place the dagger in its sheath.
Ok.
HP:118 EP:80 Do: Commands completed.
HP:118 EP:80 You fall down laughing.
HP:118 EP:80 You fall down laughing.
HP:118 EP:80 You put 15 gold in your pockets.
Mandalion smirks in amusement.
Burk grins.
give dagger to mandalion
You give Mandalion a curved, black dagger.
HP:119 EP:81 The ghost of Burk drifts west.
Mandalion says: Thanks.
give 15 to mandalion
np
You give Mandalion some gold coins.
HP:119 EP:81 You say: No problem.