The only reason I'm posting this is to find out who the hell the attacker was. The only SoU I know who was on at the time of the attack was Thalus, and he didn't do it. The attempt's kinda funny though :)
You open the north door. Lake's Deep(w, e and s) A streetlamp You close the south door. HP:69 EP:45 w w w Near the Great Bridge and the Gate to Esgaroth(w, n, e and s) An angry orc rushes about HP:69 EP:45 The Great Bridge of Laketown(w and e) HP:69 EP:45 There is too much light here. Before the Great Bridge of Laketown(w, n, se, e and s) HP:69 EP:45 n 8w Without warning, Someone stabs you from behind! The Plains(w, n and s) HP:70 EP:46 s Do: starting commands. HP:70 EP:46 The Plains(w, n, e and s) HP:70 EP:46 The Mirkwood path(w, n, e, s and ne) HP:70 EP:46 The Mirkwood path(w, n, e and s) HP:70 EP:46 The Mirkwood path(w, n, e and s) HP:70 EP:46 The Mirkwood path(w, n, e and s) HP:70 EP:46 The Mirkwood path(w, n and e) HP:70 EP:46 The Mirkwood path(w, n, e and sw) HP:70 EP:46 Mirkwood(w, n, e and s) An Orc An Orc Leader HP:70 EP:46 You are too busy to make an attack! Someone swiftly slices your side, opening a gaping wound! Do: Commands completed. HP:40 EP:46 A Bridge(stairs, n, s and ne) A signpost A hitching post HP:40 EP:46 do stairs,terrace,gates,knock on gates,2deeper fade Do: starting commands. HP:40 EP:46 Suddenly Leader attacks you! Suddenly Orc attacks you! The Stone Stairs(terrace and bridge) An Orc Leader An Orc Corpse of Orc HP:40 EP:46 A grassy terrace(stairs and gates) An Orc Warrior An Orc Underling An Orc Warlord Corpse of elf HP:40 EP:46 The gates to Thranduil's kingdom(terrace) An attacking division of orcs HP:40 EP:46 Silently you creep through the battle unnoticed and knock on the huge gates. A hollow, ominous thudding sound meets your every knock BOOM....BOOM...BOOM. After a moment, a small sliding peep-slot opens and you feel you're being examined. Seconds later, the huge gate opens just enough for many rough hands to reach out and pull you inside! Suddenly The elven force attacks you! A Twisting Tunnel(deeper and out) A division of elven defenders HP:40 EP:46 A Twisting Tunnel(out and deeper) HP:40 EP:46 Crossroads(w, out and ne) HP:40 EP:46 Do: Commands completed. HP:40 EP:46 You fade into the background, an anonymous and nameless member of society, invisible to all but the most diligent of observers.