Come witness the waxation of king woof tickets himself, Tuareg.
Agann?lo was Here!
Hey Azmodan!
1) I am hibernating, not sitting in the MC room (you dumbass)
2)What's with talking shit with a nuked character name?(now that's pussy)
Or did you get reinstated like Montar *boggle*?
Umm shit man, disregard what I said, just logged on and here's the real deal
Roku the dunedain Hitman (Demonic)
HP: 160/160 END: 119/160 Exp: 81211 Avg. Stats: 77
Strength: 88 Agility: 88 Charisma: 65
Constitution: 76 Coordination: 78 Intelligence: 72
Level 12 assassin, 12d 13h 29m 32s old.
my stats are.... i think.... could check.... take too much time.... around .... 50's ish
Hey wasach what's with sitting in a room in mt and talking shit all the time?
oh btw Roku, whats your stats at? like avg 20? cause you'd done a bit of spreeing.
I hope you spin the wheel too, I like having you around to much Roku. You and Sunflash add something quirky to the MUD and I don't want to see that go.
Azmodan, funny how you keep posting under a nuked name...what was that about being a pussy and all talk?
Just like a little pussy kid oh you got nuked you got nuked! like 20 other people didnt?
You're all talk wasach all talk
Roscher said I'll either get nuked or spin the wheel for that I did, hopefully I spin wheel and lose hand or somethin!
hehe, whatever. It's all talk here and your still in Ainur jail...or last I heard anyways. We will see when I return, eh. Just you and me Roku, just you and me.
Dont write checks that your ass cant cash!
Roku, your the most pitiful bastard I've ever met on the game...well, except perhaps Nurgamazur but atleast he is of the right height, has a flat head and all that fur around his mouth.
You are bad luck, mostly to yourself that's true enough :)
Just make sure your not writing checks here that will bounce when you try and cash them in the game.
Wasach as soon as I sank that blade into your back, you'd drop like a guy gettin kicked in the nuts, how am I bad luck?
How am I crazy?
Are you calling me crazy?
I'M NOT CRAZY
WHERE DOES IT ALL END
and Kujo, keep hush hush about our love afair *wink*
no no Wormbaneii!! Beer never gets fractioned! It's all or nothing! Do you think I'd leave any full bottles from a case sitting in my fridge, do you think I'd take a keg back to the bar that still had anything but foam left in it? no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
Beer never gets fractioned, drink it all or don't drink any at all.
Be kind to your beer and it will be kind to you.
*cuddles with his Guinness*
er....1/6 *damn beer*
See!
Roku has turned into some kind of crazed, hallucinating crack addict..
What with these stories of carrying children and what not.
*boggle* i thought you loved _me_ Roku :(
Roku is one crazy sob
hehe, Roku can't help you with that. Of course if Roku does participate, I won't even bother trying to break it...he's a bad luck charm for his friends so I am sure to win :)
If you love me then kill wasach
I still love you Azmodan! dont ever forget me *sniffle*
1)I'd rather get 1/12 the amount of pussy I could if it means no vd. (call me crazy but who wants to catch genital herpes while munching rug?)
2)When I return from hibernation, one of my first acts is to kill Wormbaneii for doing fractional calculations on the log page...oh wait that would be hypocritical of me, but wait, why should I be any different...*grumble* damn it, you survived this time Wormbaneii... :):)
Die! BITCH!
So...Wasach,
You're saying that 1/4 of the guys get 2/3 of the pussy?
And you don't have VD...so you get 1/12 the pussy of guys who do....*fdl*
That's fucked
Just found that funny.
Abortion!
How could I live with myself knowing that you were gonna be the father to our son?
What happend to my baby?
Manner, I'm carrying your baby
so?
who doesn't these days...?
...
Damn, you guys seriously have some mental and emotional issues to take care of... DAMN!
I'd have to go without sex to be horny...
and I don't have a dog, unless of course you count *insert shameless familial joke here*
Azmodan waits for an incredibaly long post by wasach talking about how horny he is.
Wasach if you don't shutup im gona go back on my word to not kill your dog
Actually Gazza (you bastiche), I met her in Biology 103 :)
She was more mature than her age so I didn't know she was only 18 until about a month had passed and both of our birthdays were about to come up. She rocked my world for a year so I aint got no regrets.
Of course she can't suck me off like you do Gazza so don't get all pissy and jealous ok sweetums :)
'*cough* Mirk can tell you how I got my previous girlfriend (or atleast I think he knows how that happened). Cause frankly, I'm not sure how the hell that one happened (not that I wasn't happy when it did, just wasn't expecting it)'
The lonely hearts dating service matched you up with a girl by mistake, but she ended up liking you and you got it together anyway? :-p
From Tuareg's flameing, to women running from Wasach, to me posting about it,
WHERE DOES IT ALL END!!
hehe, sorry Jas but I have to keep myself in excellent physical condition so I've never had a woman run away screaming when I remove clothing.
*cough* Mirk can tell you how I got my previous girlfriend (or atleast I think he knows how that happened). Cause frankly, I'm not sure how the hell that one happened (not that I wasn't happy when it did, just wasn't expecting it)
Oh, one more thing! No waxation without representation!
I like how Wasach said he's real picky now. What he REALLY is trying to say is that he's waiting for a girl to come around who won't run away screaming when he starts removing clothes.
Right? ;)
I mean, you're a mudder afterall.
-Jas
P.S. I can relate!b
If the desire hits you, copy/paste and email the following TRUE STORY out...
Richard, (my husband), never really talked a lot about his time in VietNam
>other than he had been shot by a sniper. However, he had a rather grainy,
>8X10 black & white photo he had taken at a USO show of Ann Margaret with Bob
>Hope in the background that was one of his treasures.
>
>A few years ago, Ann Margaret was doing a book signing at a local bookstore.
>Richard wanted to see if he could get her to sign the treasured photo so he
>arrived at the bookstore at 12 o'clock for the 7:30 signing. When I got
>there after work, the line went all the way around the bookstore, circled
>the parking lot, and disappeared behind a parking garage.
>
>Before her appearance, bookstore employees announced that she would sign
>only her book and no memorabilia would be permitted. Richard was
>disappointed, but wanted to show her the photo and let her know how much
>those shows meant to lonely GI's so far from home.
>
>Ann Margaret came out looking as beautiful as ever and, as second in line,
>it was soon Richard's turn. He presented the book for her signature and
>then took out the photo. When he did, there were many shouts from the
>employees that she would not sign it. Richard said, 'I understand. I just
>wanted her to see it'.
>
>She took one look at the photo, tears welled up in her eyes and she said,
>'This is one of my gentlemen from Viet Nam and I most certainly will sign
>his photo. I know what these men did for their country and I always have
>time for 'my gentlemen'. With that, she pulled Richard across the table and
>planted a big kiss on him. She then made quite a to-do about the bravery of
>the young men she met over the years, how much she admired them, and how
>much she appreciated them. There weren't too many dry eyes among those
>close enough to hear.
>
>She then posed for pictures and acted as if he was the only one there.
>
>Later at dinner, Richard was very quiet. When I asked if he'd like to talk
>about it, my big strong husband broke down in tears. 'That's the first time
>anyone ever thanked me for my time in the Army', he said.
>
>Richard, like many others, came home to people who spit on him and shouted
>ugly things at him. That night was a turning point for him. He walked a
>little straighter and, for the first time in years, was proud to have been a
>Vet.
>
>I'll never forget Ann Margaret for her graciousness and how much that small
>act of kindness meant to my husband.
>
>I now make it a point to say 'Thank You' to every person I come across who
>served in our Armed Forces. Freedom does not come cheap and I am grateful
>for all those who have served their country. If you'd like to pass on this
>story, feel free to do so. Perhaps it will help others to become aware of
>how important it is to acknowledge the contribution our service people make.
>
>I hope this gets around to Jane Fonda!!!
>
>
>
*GASP*
A speech full of belly aching and bitching.
Funny how someone who'se lexicon solely consists of the words 'fag' 'homo' 'cock' 'fuck' accuses others of not thinking before they post.
And Camillus, stop trying to get everyone to shut up. Give it up, it's a lost cause and all you're doing is spamming the log threads more than they already are. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the creative mental images.
*sobs* he told me it'd be fun when i did that stuff with Sunshine
Klouse spelt argument wrong. :P
Camillus is that guy at the party that no one really knows but manages to talk the girls into 'experimenting' in the bedroom while he hides the little red light on the video camera...
WOO!, Now we have a porno going. Can I get involved somehow? I am a good photographer and fan boy.... you guys must get sweaty yelling and moving around so much.
Then he pulls some feeble attempts out of his ass and gets caught by an ainur while trying to get the fine money from another char to Azmodan... BOOM!
I'm gona have to repeat i GAVE money DIDN'T recive Tuareg if you didnt have a horses dick in your throat you would probably have noticed that. But im sure you pulled it out of your ass along with the horses dick
*klouse looks down at his big dwarf cock then looks at the back of Tuareg's throat.
You do the same fucken thing Tuareg, SO SHUT YOUR GOD DAMM MOUTH!! hahaha, no matter what char you make your muding life is over, so blow me fucker. German fucken natzi loven asswipe.
Ssh.
Rolf was here.
After reading all these commets and laughing my ass off at how pissed Tuareg is, I have come to the conclusion that Tuareg is not only
1. A flammer who needs to shut up for a little
2. A concided fag, who thinks nothing of himeself
3. Thinks he cant be killed
4. Tuareg, even after all your moaning and whinning, you were killed
Tuareg, you can shut the fuck up because Vallejo didn't tell me who you are. As he said, it's not hard to figure out a pussy when you see one. So again, shut the fuck up, and hah! you died!
Whine whine whine, if I figured out who you were, easily too I might add. Then anyone else can, so don't go blaming me for shit that only you can prevent. That said, I'm not going to comment on this thread again, unless I decide to comment again:P
Hey, stupid fuck, yeah..you again Tuareg. You flamed _me_ for no reason. Go fucking choke on a chicken bone or something.
Really..it's hard to find even books in the jails here..I'm coming to your jail:P
You can mud from jail??Woah, I'm coming:)
Mail me baklen, i may have a soluion for your lil problem:) I am not banned or anything just that i log through a firewall connection so i have a bridge connection to get me through, might help you....*shrug* Hehehe, over 50 comments in less than one day, damn Tuareg, you should be a legend!
All you people need a date with Ms. Spellcheck, do you want me to set you up on a date? First off, it doesn't matter who what or why you are. Look what the hell the arguement is about now. Sheesh, I told Tuareg he will die again. His simple words were 'Try it' or something, so obviously by this log you can see his ass went to the IRS and got taxed! Also if you have a sorry server or connection, why don't you go get a job...make some money and BUY a cable or DSL. Tuareg, would you like to be a clown for my nephew's 3rd birthday, cause you sure do fit the part.
' Within all the typists who have an account on this page, Azmodan surely is the most redicolous one. '
This said after flaming someone for no reason, anyone else find that ironic, especially from Tuareg.
Oh Christ, I'm drunker than I thought (so close to passing out as I type this...)
Anyway...Manni, this aint the mud, don't take a damn thing I say here personally. I know it's hard especially with Assmodan threatening to kill me irl...poor fucker, got no clue :)
Look to me this is OOC, we've talked about this. I don't know tuareg ic but he sounds like an idiot here so I get my kicks in here but if I was asked to help pK him IC, I wouldn't....
This is a rather complicated 1thinhg
explain but have any of you thought of not reaporting
aww fuck it, I'll comment on shrivel dick, later when I'm more able to insult him L...
i said good morning to you Sunshine... you ignored me
*sobs*
heh cool log
Yeah, Wasach...Just got out and enjoy. No need to share your intimate details here. We're all happy for you and all that jazz, but keep it down.
Ok wasach im really gona murder you now
'Barren and his dial-up swiftly kick Wasach squarely in the ass'
'Barren spits on Wasach tells him to bugger and, and promptly walks away.'
'Wasach drinks a few alcoholic beverages.'
oh wait, I forgot...
Now you know what lag is damn you Baklen!!
muwahahahaha!
hehe, just kidding! I stole Bash's thunder! *chuckle*
DSL RULES!! dial-up's can go to hell :)
You know how to cure that one don't ya, Cam?
Shave one side completely bald, light the other side on fire and be ready with a quick ice pick :)
*shudder*
Did you know 3 out 4 sorority girls will contract ATLEAST one form of VD before they graduate. Did you know that 2/3 of all women in college will contract atleast one form of vd before they graduate. What's really sick, is that only 1/4 of all males in college will contract atleast 1 form of vd before graduating...
These statistics are a year old but wtf does that say to you?
Makes me fucking picky as hell.
Wasach the Tower rat :)
*smiles as the tower guards bring him another keg of Aule's Hammer*
why the hell should I leave when I get treated so well :)
Ever try loggen through a fucken proxy Tuareg? yah its kinda FUCKEN LAGGY dip shit. Maybe If i could of ran an alias to lothlorien were your ass was half the day in under 2 minutes I would of went after you. But guess the fuck what, I couldn't. So we will wait till I find somethinga little less laggy:)
And no I don't want to here Bashgeroy go oh now you know lag or some ass lame shit.
By wasach's long posts you can tell hi's good at one thing talking! all talk why does he mud? so he can screw around with peoples pkills from his council room
Yeah, they'll do anything for you if you buy them a drink. *Camillus buys this pretty woman a drink* 'Thanks Cam, here you go.' *The bugs crawl all over you. Oh, that tickles!*
Actually Tuareg, I don't have a problem with you, were you in a party that killed me? Believe me, being in a party that kills me doesn't make you stand out in my memory. Now people like Serex and Lotraz who have come for me by themselves, they stick out in my memory. Duniv does also, some of because he's around alot but mostly because he tried to solo Dwain one time and I was with Dwain and I shielded Dwain then attacked Duniv. Duniv could have reported me but he didn't, don't know why, that's his business but it speaks really loud to me.
You talk shit to me, I'll talk shit back. You want me to pK you, give me an RP reason too when/if I ever join a Guild again.
My comment was solely based on wanted to see all the shit they might do to you WHILE their killing you. I wouldn't have participated, I just think it would have been funny to watch what got said, but oh well.
I've been bitter about pK's but your last comment makes me think you need serious counciling. Perhaps you should go somewhere warm with scantily clad women that will do anything for the first guy to buy them a drink.
Wow tuareg where the fuck did you come up with that shit? do you pull this crap out of your ass man? bridge jail? seems like you're the one whose done all this shit not us.Get help Oh and since you dont know me i wonder what bullshit your gona pull out of your monkey ass and tell me
Shit gets talked, shit happens, shit gets talked. After that, there's a big more shit talking, usually followed but not much happening, then some more shit talking, and eventually it leads to a gangbang. Shit happens.
sings: The sun is shining through. look at the Sunshine!
I got lost on the middle of it...
Wow Tuareg..... that was a flame and a half!
Hah, Warrax didn't land in jail! that was me :P
Thanks guys, I was very happy to read this log. Made my day.
See when people make comments like Tuareg's last one you wonder where the names like TuarFag come from. Your gay ass would know how big my anaconda was!
The Doc
HaHAHAHA, when I saw him on today, I was like shit, I should do it myself, *laughs.
So this is what the Easter-bunny does in his spare time?
Guild rats! See you.
So uhh, who is the easter-bunny, so we can thank him. Who wouldnt want their name in this log anyway? ;P
umm, Rolf, wasn't Doc Holiday on the Earps' side during all that?
To Tuareg:
When Deadlok calls himself 'Doc', you are supposed to say: I'm Tuareg Earp, it all ends now.
go with the flow!
hehe, I would loved to go along for the ride on this one. If only for the pure entertainment value of watching them unleash on you.
On the other hand, I have to wonder if this is what occurs when the gangbang party gathers for me....hmm, things to ponder...blah! fuck it :)
It 'takes' 5 people to kill you, Tuareg? I'd swear you said something like that before, and then Vallejo pointed you to the log of Vallejo + Blade + Tuareg = dead. If it honestly does take 5 people to kill you, it's only because nobody wants to miss the opportunity during the 20 minutes you log on for every few weeks.
Tuareg, you died. Who cares how many people it took.
You guys are just getting gross with your insults. Can we keep them above the intellectual street level fake-thug please? Remember, this is a game based on a book.
Everyone loves Tuareg so much that they all want a piece of him for themselves, how sweet :)
Funny thing about killing Tuareg .. you don't have to ask people if they wan't to .. Everybody wants a piece of this pussycat .. you can just go around inviting random people.
Guess nobody really wants him around.
Doh, this was my target!!!! And he logged off:((
Good job, guys:)
Awww..you poor thing Tuareg. Go suck on your mommies nipple, and have her hang this log on her pussy.
I have done plenty of solo-kills in the day. I just corpse people now. I could careless. I want a party of 10 warlords to have a clan and come in and lay 10 headbutts in your ass.
Bah! Taureg, your just mad cause the Easter Bunny beat the shit outta you ;)
Good shit btw you big mean ol bunny you! LOL
Thank you, Deadlok.
I was just woddeling about MT and saw the party, Raq invited me without knowing who it was and when I found out, I'm like OK! Easter-bunny/title/description is fuckin hilarious :)
No actually im sure klouse could do it by himself. Its just that no one likes you;)
That is a classic log description and title. Well as you can see...his pulse and mouth with be shut for awhile I hope.
The log's name trips me out.
Hopefully he'll stop selling tickets now.