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HP:230 EP:230 Crion leaves north. Horror enters. Horror leaves north. Horror's horse leaves north. Horror enters. Derick enters. Derick drives the tip of the sword into Orc leader. In a flash of light Derick lunges at Orc leader! Horror leaves south. Horror's horse leaves south. Ketan tells you: I don't think we know anybody from Indiana. l You are standing on a bridge which spans a dark and swift running river. Across the bridge, you can see a steep slope covered with trees. The ground on the eastern side of the river looks trampled, and many trees have been marred by fire and blade. Between the trees, you can see fire and smoke and occasional dark forms moving. You can clearly hear drums and the sound of battle. There are rough stone stairs leading into the smoke, but you notice how inviting the rest of Mirkwood has suddenly become. The Forest River is west and east. The great Erebor is northeast. The path continues south and northeast. The sky is dark blue and a yellow glow comes from the east. The sky is brilliantly clear. There is water to the west and east. The only obvious exits are north, south, northeast and stairs. Derick the dunedain Gangster (Angelic) Konj the dwarf Battle Lord (Impartial) A signpost A hitching post HP:230 EP:230 headbutt derick Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into Derick! HP:230 EP:195 You brush Derick. Derick leaves stairs. Derick swings the sword but misses you. headbutt derick Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:195 headbutt derick Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:195 stairs headbutt The Stone Stairs(terrace and bridge) Derick the dunedain Gangster (Angelic) Corpse of Orc HP:230 EP:195 Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:195 You are too busy to make an attack! Derick leaves terrace. Derick swings the sword but misses you. Derick misses you. headbutt Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:196 headbutt Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:196 headbutt Headbutt whom? HP:230 EP:196 terrace A grassy terrace(stairs and gates) Derick the dunedain Gangster (Angelic) Corpse of elf HP:230 EP:196 headbutt headbutt headbutt You are too busy to make an attack! HP:230 EP:196 You are too busy to make an attack! HP:230 EP:196 headbutt You are too busy to make an attack! HP:230 EP:196 headbutt You are too busy to make an attack! HP:230 EP:196 headbutt You are too busy to make aheadbutt n attack! HP:230 EP:196 headbutt headbutt headbutt You are too busy to make an attack! HP:230 EP:196 headbutt You are too busy to make an attack! Derick leaves stairs. Derick swings the sword but misses you. Headbutt whom? HP:230 EP:196 Headbutt whom? HP:230 EP:196 headbutt Headbutt whom? HP:230 EP:196 Headbutt whom? HP:230 EP:196 Headbutt whom? HP:230 EP:196 headbutt Headbutt whom? HP:230 EP:196 headbutt Headbutt whom? HP:230 EP:196 Headbutt whom? HP:230 EP:196 Crios enters. Crios leaves gates. stairs headbutt The Stone Stairs(terrace and bridge) Derick the dunedain Gangster (Angelic) Corpse of Orc HP:230 EP:196 You are too busy to make an attack! HP:230 EP:196 Crion enters. headbutt Crion leaves terrace. You are too busy to make an attack! HP:230 EP:196 headbutt You are too busy to make an attack! Derick leaves terrace. Derick cuts you. Headbutt whom? HP:226 EP:196 headbutt Headbutt whom? HP:226 EP:196 terrace A grassy terrace(stairs and gates) Derick the dunedain Gangster (Angelic) Corpse of elf HP:226 EP:196 headbutt You are too busy to make an attack! Derick leaves gates. Derick swings the sword but misses you. headbutt Headbutt whom? HP:227 EP:197 Headbutt whom? HP:227 EP:197 headbutt Headbutt whom? HP:227 EP:197 gate What? HP:227 EP:197 gates The gates to Thranduil's kingdom(terrace) Derick the dunedain Gangster (Angelic) A division of elven defenders HP:227 EP:197 headbutt You are too busy to make an attack! Derick leaves terrace. Derick swings the sword but misses you. Headbutt whom? HP:227 EP:197 headbutt headbutt Headbutt whom? HP:227 EP:197 Headbutt whom? HP:227 EP:197 The elves take a moment to rest, before the next press of attack. terrace A grassy terrace(stairs and gates) Corpse of elf HP:227 EP:197 Crion enters. Crion leaves stairs. gate What? HP:227 EP:197 gates The gates to Thranduil's kingdom(terrace) A division of elven defenders HP:227 EP:197 terrace A grassy terrace(stairs and gates) Corpse of elf HP:227 EP:197 stairs The Stone Stairs(terrace and bridge) Corpse of Orc HP:228 EP:198 Crios enters. Crios leaves bridge. bridge A Bridge(n, s, ne and stairs) Nibinving the dwarf Knight (Heroic) Zlobarisko the silvan Crime Lord (Shadowspawn of Mordor) A signpost A hitching post HP:228 EP:198 headbutt Headbutt whom? HP:228 EP:198 find derick Your find attempt fails. HP:228 EP:188 find derick Derick is in Rhovanion at the Wilderness. In the wilderness, direction: southwest HP:228 EP:168 s w The Mirkwood path(w, n, e, sw and s) An earthen bowl HP:228 EP:168 Darkness surrounds you. Mirkwood(w, e and s) HP:228 EP:168 w Darkness surrounds you. Mirkwood(w, e and s) HP:228 EP:168 10eaglesight Do: starting commands. HP:228 EP:168 You summon the forces of nature to extend your sight. HP:228 EP:148 You already possess extended sight. HP:228 EP:148 You already possess extended sight. HP:228 EP:148 You already possess extended sight. HP:228 EP:148 You already possess extended sight. HP:228 EP:148 You already possess extended sight. HP:228 EP:148 You already possess extended sight. HP:228 EP:148 s You already possess extended sight. HP:228 EP:148 You already possess extended sight. HP:228 EP:148 You already possess extended sight. HP:228 EP:148 Do: Commands completed. HP:228 EP:148 Mirkwood(w, n, e and s) HP:228 EP:148 w A dark and narrow trail(w, n, se, e, s and trail) Derick the dunedain Gangster (Angelic) HP:228 EP:148 headbutt Derick leaves north. headbutt You are too busy to make an attack! HP:228 EP:148 headbutt Headbutt whom? HP:229 EP:149 n Headbutt whom? HP:229 EP:149 Mirkwood(e and s) Derick the dunedain Gangster (Angelic) HP:229 EP:149 headbutt Derick leaves east. headbutt You are too busy to make an attack! HP:229 EP:149 e You are too busy to make an attack! HP:229 EP:149 Mirkwood(w, e and s) An Orc An Orc Leader HP:229 EP:148 headbutt Headbutt whom? HP:229 EP:148 e n Mirkwood(w, e and s) Derick the dunedain Gangster (Angelic) A brand (burned out) HP:229 EP:148 Derick leaves west. You can't go that way! HP:229 EP:148 w headbutt Mirkwood(w, e and s) An Orc An Orc Leader HP:229 EP:148 headbutt Headbutt whom? HP:229 EP:148 Headbutt whom? HP:229 EP:148 headbutt headbutt Headbutt whom? HP:229 EP:148 s Headbutt whom? HP:229 EP:148 w Mirkwood(w, n, e and s) HP:229 EP:148 A dark and narrow trail(w, n, se, e, s and trail) HP:229 EP:148 headbutt Headbutt whom? HP:229 EP:148 w Mirkwood(w, e and s) HP:229 EP:148 n You can't go that way! HP:229 EP:147 e A dark and narrow trail(w, n, se, e, s and trail) HP:229 EP:147 e Mirkwood(w, n, e and s) HP:229 EP:147 n Mirkwood(w, e and s) An Orc An Orc Leader HP:229 EP:147 e Mirkwood(w, e and s) A brand (burned out) HP:229 EP:147 n You can't go that way! HP:229 EP:147 e n The Mirkwood path(w, n, e, sw and s) An earthen bowl HP:229 EP:147 A Bridge(n, s, ne and stairs) Lathaev the silvan Wanderer (Moral) Nibinving the dwarf Knight (Heroic) Zlobarisko the silvan Crime Lord (Shadowspawn of Mordor) A signpost A hitching post HP:229 EP:147 Zlobarisko leaves south. find derick Derick is in Rhovanion at the Wilderness. In the wilderness, direction: southeast HP:230 EP:127 s e The Mirkwood path(w, n, e, sw and s) An earthen bowl HP:230 EP:127 Mirkwood(w, e and s) Derick the dunedain Gangster (Angelic) An Orc An Orc Leader HP:230 EP:127 Derick leaves west. w n The Mirkwood path(w, n, e, sw and s) An earthen bowl HP:230 EP:127 A Bridge(n, s, ne and stairs) Derick the dunedain Gangster (Angelic) Nibinving the dwarf Knight (Heroic) A signpost A hitching post HP:230 EP:126 headbutt headbutt headbutt You are too busy to make an attack! HP:230 EP:126 headbutt You are too busy to make an attack! HP:230 EP:126 headbutt You are too busy to make an attack! HP:230 EP:126 You are too busy to make an attack! HP:230 EP:126 You are too busy to make an attack! Derick leaves north. headbutt headbutt Headbutt whom? HP:230 EP:126 headbutt Headbutt whom? HP:230 EP:126 Headbutt whom? HP:230 EP:126 Headbutt whom? HP:230 EP:126 n Mirkwood(w, n, e and s) Derick the dunedain Gangster (Angelic) Corpse of Orc leader An Orc HP:230 EP:126 n You are too busy to make an attack! Derick leaves west. Derick swings the sword but misses you. n Mirkwood(w, n, e and s) HP:230 EP:126 As you enter, Spider suddenly attacks you! Mirkwood(w, n, e and s) A venomous spider! HP:230 EP:126 w You are too busy to make an attack! Spider misses you. Mirkwood(w, n, e, path and s) A large key A brand (burned out) A campfire (burning) HP:230 EP:125 s Mirkwood(w, n, e and s) Derick the dunedain Gangster (Angelic) HP:230 EP:125 You are too busy to make an attack! Derick leaves south. Derick swings the sword but misses you. s Mirkwood(w, n and e) A brand (burned out) HP:230 EP:125 headbutt Headbutt whom? HP:230 EP:125 e s Mirkwood(w, n, e and s) Corpse of Orc leader An Orc HP:230 EP:125 A Bridge(n, s, ne and stairs) Nibinving the dwarf Knight (Heroic) A signpost A hitching post HP:230 EP:125 Derick enters. Derick swings the sword but misses you. headbutt Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into Derick! HP:230 EP:90 headbutt headbutt Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:90 Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:90 You miss Derick. Derick falls to the ground. Derick is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! kill You decide to put Derick out of his misery. HP:230 EP:90 You smile in grim satisfaction as your foe falls to the overwhelming force of your attack. You draw the warhammer back behind your head, then bring it around in a whistling, vicious arc. With a solid "Thunk!", you embed the warhammer deeply into your foe's skull. Your opponent collapses in a boneless heap at your feet. You killed Derick. Derick has died. Derick removes the sword, and the light slowly fades. l corpse This is the dead body of Derick. It contains: Some gold coins A simple leather baldric A ceremonial shield A ceremonial helm A beautiful longsword of elven make