Whee. Amusing Tidbits number 3! A collection of short, funny logs, that I have logged myself or that others have sent me. Over 15 new tidbits! Including me dying! Twice! Start sending me more so we can begin another one... To view the two older Amusing Tidbits logs, simply go to "Search the Archive" from the main page, and look at logs submitted by Fimbu.
Melkwhorez was nuked at 09:25 04/16/02
Melkwhorez the hobbit Orc-target (Impartial)
Departed from Arda Gender: male
Age: 14m 2s
Nuke Reason: No, I do not.
Fimbu tells you: Why don't you stay in a party with me... I'll walk around with
MELS wielded. Hopefully Filil and Klouse with try again. You trigger on
Klouse's disarm to hunt him... And we killhim
You tell Filil: I wouldn't hunt him to kill him because we're friends, and I
try to not participate in the murdering of my friends, and leave it to my
other guildmates :p
Filil tells you: CUUuuuuute
Fimbu tells you: They're going to try again...
Fimbu tells you: They're partied
Fimbu tells you: We could do it at Alexa's.
Fimbu tells you: Just a thought
You tell Filil: Hah. I get confused between hobbit thieves who'se names start
with F.
You tell Fimbu: I wouldn't hunt him to kill him because we're friends, and I
try to not participate in the murdering of my friends, and leave it to my
other guildmates :p
Fimbu tells you: Bah!
Filil tells you: how nice of you just to let your guildmates kill me tough
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Filil tells you: though even
You tell Filil: Who said I was talking about you?
Filil tells you: I do
Filil tells you: Fimbu wants to kill me.. all suits up :)
Filil tells you: yes you were. Don't lie to me man
You tell Filil: I'm not lying.
Filil tells you: like hell you're not
[ Rimbor-Anim ] Mizrahi: tell fimbu And the funny thing is that I just sent
this very tell as a mistell to Filil :p
%% hear 28
^ ]Newbiecomm Byron: what did you want josi?
Rumour 28 Thorgin (Mon Apr 22) Song Contest at The Green Dragon
Hello this is Thorgin. I am announcing that if any should read
this that i have a little song contest at the 'dragon' in Bywater
Each will sing 1 song as an entry. It has to be your own!
I will judge them and the winner will receive a "rich elven cloak"
as a prize. So hurry to the dragon the contest is only open a short time!
Yours truly -Thorgin The Bard
HP:230 EP:163|
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Rumour 29 Thorgin (Mon Apr 22) Song contest closed
This is Thorgin. The contest closed at exactly 12:47 Swedish time.
Nobody came but i'll try another time since there was nobody
here the prize is not dealt out
Yours Truly -Thorgin the Bard
^ Mithgil: you'd think they'd have DSL at least in heaven
^ Phorty: blah, i bet hell has better network connections, seeing as 95% of the internet is porn and drug based
^ Shadowhand: Less reported [Fri May 3 22:44:11 2002]: People spreekilling..Makalevi, others. Help pleaes. MC only hope.
Date: 03. May, 2002, 10:13 By: Etor
Dummy Ývon maybe you can kill me but idiot you can not nuked me,what you will do then later,
Will you charm sheep flock? .)
Just show yourself at me I cant see you,sheeps surround you.
Buck tries to headbutt a ghost and flops onto the ground.
%% l hawk
A swift hawk, messenger of Radagast. This is one of the many hawks
which the Lord of the Eagles, Gwaihir, has put in the service of the brown
wizard. With these messengers Radagast is kept very well-informed of
the happenings in middle earth. Once the hawk arrives at your location,
you may use it to send messages in the following manner:
write <message> - write a message to give to the hawk
deliver <player> - send the hawk to deliver the message to the player
default is the person who sent it.
The hawk is currently carrying the following message:
message
[ Rimbor-Anim ] Someone: Citan is just a crackhead
Cooldude was nuked at 23:36 05/14/02
Cooldude the hobbit Orc-target (Impartial)
Departed from Arda Gender: male
Age: 18m 52s
Nuke Reason: No, you are not.
Melksuxcok was nuked at 19:32 02/12/02
Melksuxcok the dwarf Orc-target (Impartial)
Departed from Arda
Age: 25m 34s
Nuke Reason: No, I do n... well. Ok. Maybe just a little.
^ Plasma: STAR WARS EPISODE II IS SWEET!
The room stops spinning.
^ Feris: Shush
^ Plasma: what?
^ Feris: I havent seen it
^ Plasma: its good thats all i'm going to say
^ Feris: I dont wanna hear anything about it yet
^ Plasma: much better than episode 1
^ Plasma chants Jedi
^ Blood: anakin dies
^ Feris: SHUSH!
^ Blood: and amadala marries jar jar
> Fimbu enters.
> Mischief enters.
> Fimbu tries to pat Mischief, and is rewarded with a playful bite!
> Fimbu tries to pat Mischief, and is rewarded with a playful bite!
> Fimbu tries to pat Mischief, and is rewarded with a playful bite!
> Fimbu tries to pat Mischief, and is rewarded with a playful bite!
> Fimbu tries to pat Mischief, and is rewarded with a playful bite!
> Fimbu tries to pat Mischief, and is rewarded with a playful bite!
> Fimbu tries to pat Mischief, and is rewarded with a playful bite!
> Fimbu tries to pat Mischief, and is rewarded with a playful bite!
> Fimbu tries to pat Mischief, and is rewarded with a playful bite!
> Fimbu tries to pat Mischief, and is rewarded with a playful bite!
> Fimbu tries to pat Mischief, and is rewarded with a playful bite!
> Fimbu tries to pat Mischief, and is rewarded with a playful bite!
> Fimbu tries to pat Mischief, and is rewarded with a playful bite!
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> Fimbu tries to pat Mischief, and is rewarded with a playful bite!
> Fimbu tries to pat Mischief, and is rewarded with a playful bite!
> Fimbu tries to pat Mischief, and is rewarded with a playful bite!
> Fimbu tries to pat Mischief, and is rewarded with a playful bite!
> Fimbu tries to pat Mischief, and is rewarded with a playful bite!
> Fimbu tries to pat Mischief, and is rewarded with a playful bite!
> Fimbu tries to pat Mischief, and is rewarded with a playful bite!
> Fimbu tries to pat Mischief, and is rewarded with a playful bite!
> Fimbu tries to pat Mischief, and is rewarded with a playful bite!
> Fimbu tries to pat Mischief, and is rewarded with a playful bite!
> Fimbu tries to pat Mischief, and is rewarded with a playful bite!
> Fimbu tries to pat Mischief, and is rewarded with a playful bite!
> Fimbu tries to pat Mischief, and is rewarded with a playful bite!
> Fimbu tries to pat Mischief, and is rewarded with a playful bite!
> Fimbu tries to pat Mischief, and is rewarded with a playful bite!
> Fimbu tries to pat Mischief, and is rewarded with a playful bite!
> Fimbu tries to pat Mischief, and is rewarded with a playful bite!
> Fimbu tries to pat Mischief, and is rewarded with a playful bite!
> Fimbu tries to pat Mischief, and is rewarded with a playful bite!
> Fimbu tries to pat Mischief, and is rewarded with a playful bite!
> Fimbu tries to pat Mischief, and is rewarded with a playful bite!
> Fimbu tries to pat Mischief, and is rewarded with a playful bite!
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> Fimbu tries to pat Mischief, and is rewarded with a playful bite!
> Fimbu tries to pat Mischief, and is rewarded with a playful bite!
> Fimbu tries to pat Mischief, and is rewarded with a playful bite!
> Fimbu tries to pat Mischief, and is rewarded with a playful bite!
> Fimbu tries to pat Mischief, and is rewarded with a playful bite!
> Fimbu tries to pat Mischief, and is rewarded with a playful bite!
> Fimbu tries to pat Mischief, and is rewarded with a playful bite!
> Fimbu tries to pat Mischief, and is rewarded with a playful bite!
> Fimbu tries to pat Mischief, and is rewarded with a playful bite!
> Fimbu tries to pat Mischief, and is rewarded with a playful bite!
> Fimbu tries to pat Mischief, and is rewarded with a playful bite!
> Fimbu tries to pat Mischief, and is rewarded with a playful bite!
> Fimbu has died.
^ ]Newbiecomm Fehu: can I report for theft the person that murdered me?
glance
The Entrance to the Rimsilval Guild(n and portal)
A bowl with a lid
Jezebel the Rimsilval Guardian stands here
HP:230 EP:230 backstab bowl
Anfidurl won't let you backstab a non-evil character!
HP:230 EP:230 blink
You blink (182).
HP:230 EP:230
[ Rimbor-Anim ] Newcomer: we can also tie her up naked in the bar later.
[ Rimbor-Anim ] Newcomer: miscomm.
[ Rimbor-Anim ] Ailin: hmm
You are barely able to see through the blood that is now streaming down
your face, but can see Arin run over to a corner of the room, grab what
looks like a large sledge hammer, and dash back to you.
Arin puts a small ball on the right side of your head.
Arin puts his foot on top of your head and presses firmly.
You can barely breathe, but that won't matter for much longer as you
suddenly feel the sharp pain of a sledge hammer meeting the left side
of your skull. All is suddenly black and quiet.
Arin cheers: Score!!!!
You have died.
You have a strange feeling.
You can see your own lifeless body from above.
[ Rimbor-Anim ] Ailin: I'm naked and wearing a cock ring.
tell cliffton I'll have to kill you naked.
HP:230 EP:230| tell cliffton I'll have to kill you naked.
You tell Cliffton: I'll have to kill you naked.
Cliffton tells you: heh
HP:230 EP:230| $ FDL
[ Rimbor-Anim ] Fimbu: FDL
tell cliffton LATER! Dammit, I MEANT to say Later. Freudian slip.
HP:230 EP:230| tell cliffton LATER! Dammit, I MEANT to say Later. Freudian slip.
You tell Cliffton: LATER! Dammit, I MEANT to say Later. Freudian slip.
HP:230 EP:230| $ You won't BELIEVE the tell I just sent Cliffton. Damn you, Ailin.
[ Rimbor-Anim ] Fimbu: You won't BELIEVE the tell I just sent Cliffton. Damn you, Ailin.
%% story newcomer
Ingredients: 4 Laughing eyes 4 Well-shaped legs 4 Loving arms 2
Firm milk containers 2 Nuts 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl 1 Firm banana
DIRECTIONS :
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl,working in and out until
well creamed. For best results, continue to knead milk containers
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover
with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana doesn't soften,
repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.
Notes:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully
before and after use.
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2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.
^ Thorgon: Jesus Christ on a cracker.
****** And finally, I'd like to thank you all for the immense help you've given me
by sending me all these logs and constantly being very obliging when I ask for help******
^ Fimbu: Someone say something funny.
HP:206 EP:219| ^ Darknova: something funny.
****Yeah, right.*****