The vertically challenged vizier from the north slaughters the guards of Pelargir, and claims the prized captain's cutlass. Wounded from his fight, Gazza and Kujo attempt to flee to their home to rest, when Gazza gets a tingly feeling on the back of his neck, and then a sharp, biting back a little lower down.
HP:230 EP:169 Gazza enters. Triggered! doing: hunt gazza Kujo enters. ll kujo You begin to hunt Gazza. HP:230 EP:169 Kujo the hobbit Crusader of Justice (Heroic) On for: 30m 37s Gender: male Age: 26d 11h 13m 42s Can be mailed: Kujo@Bywater Kujo has recorded a life story. Info: GOOD LUCK LOTZE! HP:230 EP:168 Gazza leaves enter. Triggered! doing: hunt gazza Kujo leaves enter. You follow Gazza enter. Inside the gates of Minas Tirith(pelennor, nw, n, s and w) Kujo the hobbit Crusader of Justice (Heroic) Gazza the hobbit Head of Membership (Idler) You are already hunting Gazza! HP:230 EP:168 shape gazza Gazza is in average shape. Triggered! doing: hunt gazza HP:230 EP:167 You are already hunting Gazza! HP:230 EP:167 j Gazza leaves south. Triggered! doing: hunt gazza You follow Gazza south. Street(n, s and w) Gazza the hobbit Head of Membership (Idler) An injured guard limps along slowly Kujo enters. You are already hunting Gazza! HP:230 EP:167 Gazza leaves south. Kujo leaves south. You follow Gazza south. Street(n and s) Kujo the hobbit Crusader of Justice (Heroic) Gazza the hobbit Head of Membership (Idler) Gazza leaves south. You follow Gazza south. Street(n and s) Gazza the hobbit Head of Membership (Idler) Kujo enters. Gazza leaves south. Kujo leaves south. You follow Gazza south. Street(n, s and w) Kujo the hobbit Crusader of Justice (Heroic) Gazza the hobbit Head of Membership (Idler) A well-muscled Dunnish man of western Gondor Gazza leaves south. You follow Gazza south. Street(n and sw) Gazza the hobbit Head of Membership (Idler) An empty glass Kujo enters. Do: starting commands. HP:230 EP:167 You are already hunting Gazza! HP:230 EP:167 You sneak up and stab Gazza from behind! HP:230 EP:117 Gazza is in average shape. HP:230 EP:117 Do: Commands completed. HP:230 EP:117 You hit Gazza very hard, leaving severed body parts! Gazza leaves southwest. Triggered! doing: hunt gazza Kujo leaves southwest. You follow Gazza southwest. Street(ne, s and sw) Kujo the hobbit Crusader of Justice (Heroic) Gazza the hobbit Head of Membership (Idler) An empty glass You are already hunting Gazza! HP:230 EP:116 Gazza leaves southwest. You follow Gazza southwest. A large gate(ne, gate and sw) Gazza the hobbit Head of Membership (Idler) A tall guard of Minas Tirith A tall guard of Minas Tirith Kujo enters. Gazza leaves gate. Kujo leaves gate. You follow Gazza gate. As you near the gate, a guard steps forward and halts you. The guard asks you for the password to advance to the next level. You whisper the password to him, to ensure that no one hears. The guard looks at you, seeming to judge not only your answer, but also to judge your person and your allegiance. After a moment of thought, the guard waves you through. Street(ne, gate and w) Kujo the hobbit Crusader of Justice (Heroic) Gazza the hobbit Head of Membership (Idler) Gazza leaves northeast. Triggered! doing: hunt gazza You follow Gazza northeast. Street(ne, e, enter and sw) Gazza the hobbit Head of Membership (Idler) A Gondorian civilian Kujo enters. You are already hunting Gazza! HP:230 EP:116 Gazza leaves northeast. Kujo leaves northeast. You follow Gazza northeast. Street(ne, e, n and sw) Kujo the hobbit Crusader of Justice (Heroic) Gazza the hobbit Head of Membership (Idler) Gazza leaves northeast. You follow Gazza northeast. Street(ne, e and sw) Gazza the hobbit Head of Membership (Idler) Kujo enters. Gazza leaves northeast. Kujo leaves northeast. You follow Gazza northeast. Street(n, sw and w) Kujo the hobbit Crusader of Justice (Heroic) Gazza the hobbit Head of Membership (Idler) A Gondorian civilian Gazza barely misses you. You bite Gazza with the fang, leaving ugly wounds! Krakkur enters. Nibinving enters. Krakkur leaves southwest. Nibinving leaves southwest. Gazza leaves southwest. Triggered! doing: hunt gazza You follow Gazza southwest. Street(ne, e and sw) Gazza the hobbit Head of Membership (Idler) Kujo enters. You are already hunting Gazza! HP:230 EP:115 Gazza leaves southwest. Kujo leaves southwest. You follow Gazza southwest. Street(ne, e, n and sw) Kujo the hobbit Crusader of Justice (Heroic) Gazza the hobbit Head of Membership (Idler) Gazza leaves southwest. You follow Gazza southwest. Street(ne, e, enter and sw) Gazza the hobbit Head of Membership (Idler) A Gondorian civilian Kujo enters. Gazza leaves southwest. Kujo leaves southwest. You follow Gazza southwest. Street(ne, gate and w) Kujo the hobbit Crusader of Justice (Heroic) Gazza the hobbit Head of Membership (Idler) Gazza leaves gate. You follow Gazza gate. A large gate(ne, gate and sw) Gazza the hobbit Head of Membership (Idler) A tall guard of Minas Tirith A tall guard of Minas Tirith Kujo enters. Gazza hits you with a quick thrust! You cut Gazza's arm, leaving several bruises. Gazza leaves northeast. Triggered! doing: hunt gazza Kujo leaves northeast. You follow Gazza northeast. Street(ne, s and sw) Kujo the hobbit Crusader of Justice (Heroic) Gazza the hobbit Head of Membership (Idler) An empty glass You are already hunting Gazza! HP:221 EP:114 Gazza leaves northeast. You follow Gazza northeast. Street(n and sw) Gazza the hobbit Head of Membership (Idler) An empty glass Kujo enters. Gazza leaves north. Kujo leaves north. You follow Gazza north. Street(n, s and w) Kujo the hobbit Crusader of Justice (Heroic) Gazza the hobbit Head of Membership (Idler) A well-muscled Dunnish man of western Gondor trigger Gazza leaps todo leap into cellar Gazza leaves north. You follow Gazza north. Street(n and s) Gazza the hobbit Head of Membership (Idler) Kujo enters. Gazza leaves north. Kujo leaves north. You follow Gazza north. Street(n and s) Kujo the hobbit Crusader of Justice (Heroic) Gazza the hobbit Head of Membership (Idler) Gazza leaves north. You follow Gazza north. Street(n, s and w) Gazza the hobbit Head of Membership (Idler) An injured guard limps along slowly Kujo enters. Gazza leaves north. Kujo leaves north. You follow Gazza north. Inside the gates of Minas Tirith(pelennor, nw, n, s and w) Kujo the hobbit Crusader of Justice (Heroic) Gazza the hobbit Head of Membership (Idler) Nibinving the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) Krakkur the dwarf Berserker (Silverbeard family) The next time you see 'Gazza leaps', you will do: 'leap into cellar'. HP:221 EP:114 shape Krakkur leaves for the Pelennor fields. Nibinving leaves for the Pelennor fields. Gazza doesn't look so great. HP:221 EP:114 Gazza leaves for the Pelennor fields. You follow Gazza pelennor. The Great Gates of Minas Tirith(e, n, enter and s) Gazza the hobbit Head of Membership (Idler) Nibinving the dwarf Warlord (Immoral) Krakkur the dwarf Berserker (Silverbeard family) Elrohir, son of Elrond Elladan, son of Elrond Legolas Greenleaf Gimli, son of Gloin An empty glass A message stone A signpost A hitching post Kujo enters. Gazza barely misses you. You miss Gazza. hb hb What? HP:221 EP:113 What? HP:221 EP:113 Nibinving chats with his party. shape Gazza doesn't look so great. HP:221 EP:113 shape Gazza cuts you leaving a thin stream of blood! You miss Gazza. Gazza doesn't look so great. HP:220 EP:112 hb What? HP:220 EP:112 headbutt headbutt You pull a muscle in your neck trying to headbutt Gazza. HP:220 EP:92 Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into Gazza! HP:220 EP:57 Krakkur leaves south. Nibinving leaves south. Kujo says: holy shit Gazza leaves north. Kujo leaves north. You follow Gazza north. The Great West Road(n, e, s and w) Kujo the hobbit Crusader of Justice (Heroic) Gazza the hobbit Head of Membership (Idler) Gazza leaves north. You follow Gazza north. The Great West Road(ne, e, s, sw and w) Gazza the hobbit Head of Membership (Idler) Kujo enters. Gazza leaves northeast. Kujo leaves northeast. You follow Gazza northeast. The Great West Road(ne, e, n, s, sw and w) Kujo the hobbit Crusader of Justice (Heroic) Gazza the hobbit Head of Membership (Idler) Gazza leaves northeast. You follow Gazza northeast. The Great West Road(e, n, s, sw and w) Gazza the hobbit Head of Membership (Idler) Kujo enters. Gazza leaves north. Kujo leaves north. You follow Gazza north. The Great West Road(n, e, s and w) Kujo the hobbit Crusader of Justice (Heroic) Gazza the hobbit Head of Membership (Idler) Gazza leaves north. You follow Gazza north. The Great West Road(e, nw, n, s and w) Gazza the hobbit Head of Membership (Idler) An empty glass Kujo enters. Gazza leaves northwest. Kujo leaves northwest. You follow Gazza northwest. The Great West Road(e, nw, n, se, s and w) Kujo the hobbit Crusader of Justice (Heroic) Gazza the hobbit Head of Membership (Idler) Gazza leaves northwest. You follow Gazza northwest. The Great West Road(e, nw, n, se, s and w) Gazza the hobbit Head of Membership (Idler) Kujo enters. Gazza leaves northwest. Kujo leaves northwest. You follow Gazza northwest. The Great West Road(ne, e, nw, n, se, s and w) Kujo the hobbit Crusader of Justice (Heroic) Gazza the hobbit Head of Membership (Idler) shape Gazza barely misses you. You dilacerate Gazza like a hungry wolf destroying flesh. Gazza leaves north. You follow Gazza north. The Great West Road(e, n, s and w) Gazza the hobbit Head of Membership (Idler) A brand (burned out) A brand Kujo enters. Gazza leaves north. Kujo leaves north. You follow Gazza north. Outside the Rammas Echor(n, s and w) Kujo the hobbit Crusader of Justice (Heroic) Gazza the hobbit Head of Membership (Idler) Gazza leaves north. You follow Gazza north. The Great West Road(n, e, s, sw and w) Gazza the hobbit Head of Membership (Idler) Kujo enters. Gazza leaves north. Kujo leaves north. You follow Gazza north. The Great West Road(nw, n, e, se, s and w) Kujo the hobbit Crusader of Justice (Heroic) Gazza the hobbit Head of Membership (Idler) Gazza leaves west. You follow Gazza west. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Gazza the hobbit Head of Membership (Idler) Kujo enters. Gazza leaves west. Kujo leaves west. You follow Gazza west. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Kujo the hobbit Crusader of Justice (Heroic) Gazza the hobbit Head of Membership (Idler) Gazza leaves west. You follow Gazza west. Rocky Ground(n, e, s and w) Gazza the hobbit Head of Membership (Idler) Kujo enters. Gazza leaves north. Kujo leaves north. You follow Gazza north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Kujo the hobbit Crusader of Justice (Heroic) Gazza the hobbit Head of Membership (Idler) shape Gazza leaves north. You follow Gazza north. The gate to the keep(e, n and s) Gazza the hobbit Head of Membership (Idler) Kujo enters. Gazza doesn't look so great. HP:221 EP:57 Gazza leaves north. Kujo leaves north. You follow Gazza north. A large courtyard, covered in vines(e, s and w) Kujo the hobbit Crusader of Justice (Heroic) Gazza the hobbit Head of Membership (Idler) -> Gazza moves some vines and disappears from sight! Gazza leaves south. You follow Gazza south. The gate to the keep(e, n and s) Gazza the hobbit Head of Membership (Idler) Kujo enters. Gazza doesn't look so great. HP:221 EP:57 HP:221 EP:57 Gazza hits you with a quick thrust! You hit Gazza very hard, leaving severed body parts! Gazza leaves north. Kujo leaves north. You follow Gazza north. A large courtyard, covered in vines(e, s and w) Kujo the hobbit Crusader of Justice (Heroic) Gazza the hobbit Head of Membership (Idler) Gazza moves some vines and disappears from sight! Gazza fades into the shadows. HP:212 EP:56 move vines You pull on the vines and suddenly they give way. You peer into the vines but cannot see very well from here. You move inside, letting the vines fall back into place. Among the vines(n and s) Gazza the hobbit Head of Membership (Idler) HP:212 EP:56 Gazza barely misses you. You are too busy to make an attack! HP:212 EP:56 shap Laryn tells you: a sailor's cutlass is now on sale as lot 691, minimum bid 120 gold I dont give a crap. If ya dont buy it, its ur loss. Kujo appears from the shadows. What? HP:212 EP:56 Gazza skewers you ruthlessly, causing severe damage! You hit Gazza very hard, leaving severed body parts! hunt gazza You begin to hunt Gazza. HP:196 EP:56 shape Gazza is near death. HP:196 EP:56 HP:196 EP:56 Gazza slashes you mercilessly, inflicting great harm! You miss Gazza. k Kujo leaves south. You attack Gazza. HP:178 EP:55 Gazza smiles and says: Bah! Gazza slashes you mercilessly, inflicting great harm! You chop Gazza. t There is no corpse here. HP:159 EP:54 Gazza barely misses you. You hit Gazza very hard, leaving severed body parts! HP:159 EP:53 Kujo appears from the shadows. shape Gazza is near death. HP:159 EP:53 Someone steps into the background. Gazza barely misses you. You miss Gazza. k You attack Gazza. HP:160 EP:53 Gazza says: out of ep :p k You attack Gazza. HP:160 EP:53 Gazza barely misses you. You miss Gazza. k You attack Gazza. HP:160 EP:52 HP:160 EP:52 Gazza barely misses you. You miss Gazza. k You attack Gazza. HP:160 EP:51 Anonymous figure looks around the room with white glowing eyes. HP:160 EP:51 HP:160 EP:51 Gazza barely misses you. You hit Gazza very hard, leaving severed body parts! HP:160 EP:50 HP:160 EP:50 shape One corpse, freshly killed. HP:160 EP:50 k The runes on the Fang glow brightly as you tower over your vanquished foe. Facing imminent death, they cower in fear before your greatness! You killed Gazza. Gazza has died. Now that the blood of your victim has been spilled, you may now claim your gold. Kill what? HP:160 EP:50 HP:160 EP:50 Anonymous figure says: fuck l in corpse Corpse contains: Some gold coins A large harvester's pack (open) Tower Guard's helmet A heavy cloak The captain's cutlass HP:160 EP:50 take sword from corpse into pack Too heavy. HP:161 EP:51 Anonymous figure gets some gold coins from Corpse of Gazza. i The ghost of Gazza drifts south.