Amusing Tidbits 4

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Amusing Tidbits number 4! With over 30 new tidbits. I was able to produce it so quickly because of all the help I recieved... Thanks people. Contains: Drunk Ducks, The mighty Dandalf, Armada upsetting Gazza, and much much more! I have included Amusing Tidbits number 3 at the beginning for people who missed it's original posting.



Melkwhorez was nuked at 09:25 04/16/02
Melkwhorez the hobbit Orc-target (Impartial) 
Departed from Arda                        Gender: male
Age: 14m 2s                               
Nuke Reason: No, I do not.


Fimbu tells you: Why don't you stay in a party with me... I'll walk around with
     MELS wielded. Hopefully Filil and Klouse with try again. You trigger on
     Klouse's disarm to hunt him... And we killhim
You tell Filil: I wouldn't hunt him to kill him because we're friends, and I
     try to not participate in the murdering of my friends, and leave it to my
     other guildmates :p
Filil tells you: CUUuuuuute
Fimbu tells you: They're going to try again...
Fimbu tells you: They're partied
Fimbu tells you: We could do it at Alexa's.
Fimbu tells you: Just a thought
You tell Filil: Hah.  I get confused between hobbit thieves who'se names start
     with F.
You tell Fimbu: I wouldn't hunt him to kill him because we're friends, and I
     try to not participate in the murdering of my friends, and leave it to my
     other guildmates :p
Fimbu tells you: Bah!
Filil tells you: how nice of you just to let your guildmates kill me tough
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Filil tells you: though even
You tell Filil: Who said I was talking about you?
Filil tells you: I do
Filil tells you: Fimbu wants to kill me.. all suits up :)
Filil tells you: yes you were. Don't lie to me man 
You tell Filil: I'm not lying.
Filil tells you: like hell you're not
[ Rimbor-Anim ] Mizrahi: tell fimbu And the funny thing is that I just sent
     this very tell as a mistell to Filil :p



%% hear 28
^ ]Newbiecomm Byron: what did you want josi?
Rumour  28  Thorgin      (Mon Apr 22)  Song Contest at The Green Dragon
Hello this is Thorgin. I am announcing that if any should read
this that i have a little song contest at the 'dragon' in Bywater
Each will sing 1 song as an entry. It has to be your own!
I will judge them and the winner will receive a "rich elven cloak"
as a prize. So hurry to the dragon the contest is only open a short time!
Yours truly -Thorgin The Bard
HP:230 EP:163|
%% hear 29
Rumour  29  Thorgin      (Mon Apr 22)  Song contest closed
This is Thorgin. The contest closed at exactly 12:47 Swedish time.
Nobody came but i'll try another time since there was nobody
here the prize is not dealt out
Yours Truly -Thorgin the Bard


^ Mithgil: you'd think they'd have DSL at least in heaven
^ Phorty: blah, i bet hell has better network connections, seeing as 95% of the internet is porn and drug based


^ Shadowhand: Less reported [Fri May  3 22:44:11 2002]:      People spreekilling..Makalevi, others.      Help pleaes.     MC only hope.


Date: 03. May, 2002, 10:13 By: Etor 
Dummy Ývon maybe you can kill me but idiot you can not nuked me,what you will do then later, 
Will you charm sheep flock? .) 
Just show yourself at me I cant see you,sheeps surround you. 


Buck tries to headbutt a ghost and flops onto the ground.


%% l hawk
    A swift hawk, messenger of Radagast.  This is one of the many hawks
which the Lord of the Eagles, Gwaihir, has put in the service of the brown
wizard.  With these messengers Radagast is kept very well-informed of
the happenings in middle earth.  Once the hawk arrives at your location,
you may use it to send messages in the following manner:
write <message> - write a message to give to the hawk
deliver <player> - send the hawk to deliver the message to the player
                   default is the person who sent it.
The hawk is currently carrying the following message:
message



[ Rimbor-Anim ] Someone: Citan is just a crackhead



Cooldude was nuked at 23:36 05/14/02
Cooldude the hobbit Orc-target (Impartial) 
Departed from Arda                        Gender: male
Age: 18m 52s                              
Nuke Reason: No, you are not.


Melksuxcok was nuked at 19:32 02/12/02
Melksuxcok the dwarf Orc-target (Impartial)
Departed from Arda
Age: 25m 34s
Nuke Reason: No, I do n... well. Ok. Maybe just a little.


^ Plasma: STAR WARS EPISODE II IS SWEET!
The room stops spinning.
^ Feris: Shush
^ Plasma: what?
^ Feris: I havent seen it
^ Plasma: its good thats all i'm going to say
^ Feris: I dont wanna hear anything about it yet
^ Plasma: much better than episode 1
^ Plasma chants Jedi
^ Blood: anakin dies
^ Feris: SHUSH!
^ Blood: and amadala marries jar jar



> Fimbu enters.
> Mischief enters.
> Fimbu tries to pat Mischief, and is rewarded with a playful bite!
> Fimbu tries to pat Mischief, and is rewarded with a playful bite!
> Fimbu tries to pat Mischief, and is rewarded with a playful bite!
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> Fimbu tries to pat Mischief, and is rewarded with a playful bite!
> Fimbu tries to pat Mischief, and is rewarded with a playful bite!
> Fimbu tries to pat Mischief, and is rewarded with a playful bite!
> Fimbu has died.


^ ]Newbiecomm Fehu: can I report for theft the person that murdered me? 


glance
The Entrance to the Rimsilval Guild(n and portal)
 A bowl with a lid
 Jezebel the Rimsilval Guardian stands here
HP:230 EP:230 backstab bowl
Anfidurl won't let you backstab a non-evil character!
HP:230 EP:230 blink
You blink (182).
HP:230 EP:230 


[ Rimbor-Anim ] Newcomer: we can also tie her up naked in the bar later.
[ Rimbor-Anim ] Newcomer: miscomm.
[ Rimbor-Anim ] Ailin: hmm


You are barely able to see through the blood that is now streaming down
your face, but can see Arin run over to a corner of the room, grab what
looks like a large sledge hammer, and dash back to you.
 
Arin puts a small ball on the right side of your head.
Arin puts his foot on top of your head and presses firmly.
 
You can barely breathe, but that won't matter for much longer as you
suddenly feel the sharp pain of a sledge hammer meeting the left side
of your skull.  All is suddenly black and quiet.
Arin cheers:  Score!!!!
You have died.

You have a strange feeling.
You can see your own lifeless body from above.


[ Rimbor-Anim ] Ailin: I'm naked and wearing a cock ring.
 tell cliffton I'll have to kill you naked.
HP:230 EP:230| tell cliffton I'll have to kill you naked. 
You tell Cliffton: I'll have to kill you naked.
Cliffton tells you: heh
HP:230 EP:230| $ FDL
[ Rimbor-Anim ] Fimbu: FDL
tell cliffton LATER! Dammit, I MEANT to say Later. Freudian slip.
HP:230 EP:230| tell cliffton LATER! Dammit, I MEANT to say Later. Freudian slip.
You tell Cliffton: LATER! Dammit, I MEANT to say Later. Freudian slip.
HP:230 EP:230| $ You won't BELIEVE the tell I just sent Cliffton. Damn you, Ailin.
[ Rimbor-Anim ] Fimbu: You won't BELIEVE the tell I just sent Cliffton. Damn you, Ailin.


%% story newcomer
 
Ingredients: 4 Laughing eyes 4 Well-shaped legs 4 Loving arms 2 
Firm milk containers 2 Nuts 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl 1 Firm banana 
 
DIRECTIONS : 
  1. Look into laughing eyes.  
 
  2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms. 
 
  3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently. 
 
  4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl,working in and out until 
     well creamed. For best results, continue to knead milk containers 
 
  5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover 
     with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight). 
 
  6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana doesn't soften, 
     repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls. 
 
Notes:
  1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully
     before and after use.
 
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%% 
  2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use. 
 
  3. If cake rises, leave town.


^ Thorgon: Jesus Christ on a cracker.


****** And finally, I'd like to thank you all for the immense help you've given me
by sending me all these logs and constantly being very obliging when I ask for help******

^ Fimbu: Someone say something funny.
HP:206 EP:219| ^ Darknova: something funny.


****Yeah, right.*****



*******************AMUSING TIDBITS 4 BEGINS HERE*******************

Cicero says: You are full! You feel like a pimp!


Sunflash slips his blade past Guard's guard; the neck wound spatters blood into the air.



HP:184 EP:10| %% l
    FRA BOARDROOM  
The bar door is open.
    The only obvious exits are bar, down and west.
 A quality chainmail suit
 A ballot box
 FRA Board
HP:184 EP:10| %% qiut
What?
HP:184 EP:10| %% quit
A nearby guard notices you getting cozy and shakes his head at you.
Guard says: We'll have no vagrancy in Linhir.  You'll have to leave.
Guard leads you to the city's main gate and dumps you off just outside.
Before the Linhir city gates(enter and n)



You feel kind of woozey as Someone summons you to him!
    You appear to be trapped in a large bubble. You
float quietly and the serene nature of this place calms
your soul. However you quickly start to realize there
are no apparent exits. Beyond the bubble you see nothing.
And endless void surrounds you and you suddenly feel
trapped.
HP:230 EP:230 
You gasp in astonishment!
HP:230 EP:230 
Someone says:  Bye. :)
Someone leaves.
You shout: Help! I have been kidnapped!
HP:230 EP:220 
You appear to be trapped in a large bubble. You
float quietly and the serene nature of this place calms
your soul. However you quickly start to realize there
are no apparent exits. Beyond the bubble you see nothing.
And endless void surrounds you and you suddenly feel
trapped.
HP:230 EP:220 
A mystical bubble



Eru shouts: We are using too much memory! The world will end in 15 minutes!
Mandos chants: The world will end in 15 minutes...
    This unassuming building serves as the bank for the town of Edoras.
It has a small counter, behind which a teller stands ready to serve
you.  Far at the back, you can see the bank's vault.  There is a brass
sign mounted on the wall here.
The only obvious exit is east.
Melkor the Dark Lord                        unholy eternal
A strong guard watches the transactions
HP:218 EP:16 
uptime
The Two Towers has been up for 2d 15h 40m 49s.
HP:218 EP:16 
'We really need a reboot?
You say: We really need a reboot?
HP:218 EP:16 
'I like dont have time...
You say: I like dont have time...
HP:219 EP:17 
grin
You grin.
HP:219 EP:17 
Amruin Rhoads: Damn boot
An evil darkness from the East spreads over the sky.
Mandos chants: The world will end in 14 minutes...
The Mighty Melkor intervenes to save the world.
Amruin Theodrek: ACK!!
HP:219 EP:17 
Amruin Muaddib: Woo !!!
HP:219 EP:17 
thank melkor
You thank Melkor.
HP:219 EP:17
Melkor says: wonder if that will work
Melkor grins evilly.



HP:230 EP:230| [ Rimbor-Anim ] Ailin got himself a black eye yesterday :)
HP:230 EP:230| [ Rimbor-Anim ] Ailin: hehe, I was at this bar
HP:230 EP:230| [ Rimbor-Anim ] Ailin: and there was a really hot waitress
HP:230 EP:230| [ Rimbor-Anim ] Ailin: I was talking to this guy at the bar, and he said he
     knew her and that I should just forget about it
%% $: listens avidly.
[ Rimbor-Anim ] Fimbu listens avidly.
HP:230 EP:229| [ Rimbor-Anim ] Ailin: I persisted, and finally just said to him "You know
     her, tell her I'm interested"
[ Rimbor-Anim ] Ailin: He said "She's married"
[ Rimbor-Anim ] Ailin: I say "Oh, so this is what we do"
%% $ And you left the bar and lived happily ever after?
[ Rimbor-Anim ] Fimbu: And you left the bar and lived happily ever after?
HP:230 EP:227| [ Rimbor-Anim ] Ailin: When her husband isn't around....tell her I'm
     interested"
[ Rimbor-Anim ] Ailin: I thought I was being really funny
[ Rimbor-Anim ] Ailin: turns out he was her husband :P


Sunflash tells you: HP:159 EP:6> swim e Gee, you're starting to smell
     worse. You stop swimming. The West-gate of Khazad-dum(n) You move east,
     onto dry land. HP:159 EP:-9> Your fatigue catches up to you, and your
     aura of anonymity breaks. You realax from your efforts to fade into the
     background, and are once more noticeable as who you are.



[ Rimbor-Anim ] Someone: She was presumable being interviewed by Variel at
     Jezebel
[ Rimbor-Anim ] Someone grins evily... which makes it all that more fun :)
Someone sings: da doo run run, da doo run run.
[ Rimbor-Anim ] Someone: haha



Guilherme told you: Hi =)
Guilherme told you: yeah, im an applicant =)
Guilherme told you: you may ask whatever you want! =)
Guilherme told you: hmm... im still reading ketan's mail =P
You tell Guilherme: Is it policy, or just a habit of yours to end every sentence with a =), :), :P, or ;)?
Guilherme told you: *lol*
HP:230 EP:209| Guilherme tells you: habit, almost a policy =P


[ Rimbor-Anim ] Citan: Fathom tells you: sometimes i like to dress like a
     french maid and stand on the street corner


HP:166 EP:160| %% story korzan
What?


Sunflash suddenly trips and falls into a nearby trash can. From inside the can you can hear a muffled 'Oh shit..'. It is then silent.



Gold: 34      (rough)  Encumbrance: unencumbered        
You are carrying the following on your person:
An empty mug (in hands).
An empty mug (in hands).
A message stone.
A set of iron bracers.
An empty, sinister-looking black pipe.
- HP:230 EP:168 -
The room stops spinning.
repair mug
You complete a successful repair!  You should go into business!
 condition mug

An empty mug is in excellent condition.
It looks like it has been repaired.



> HP:19 EP:16> You say: hey
> HP:20 EP:17> You say: wanna see something funny?
> HP:20 EP:17> Limdul says: sure
> You say, "Ok!".
> HP:20 EP:17> You drink the poison.
> You are the life of the party!  Your charisma has increased!
> HP:-479 EP:18> You have died.
>  
> You have a strange feeling.
> You can see your own lifeless body from above.
>  
> Someone ers.
> You say: nice eh
>  
> Naithan the hobbit Bad Apple (Impartial)
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> You are a bit tipsy.
> HP: 50/50   END: 25/50   Exp: 0    Avg. Stats: 20
> Strength:  20          Agility:  20            Charisma:  21
> Constitution:  20      Coordination:  20       Intelligence:  20
> Level 1 thief, 16m 12s old..


HP:230 EP:215| Direkein gets the bone sword.
Direkein removes Royal Guard Officer's sword.
Direkein wields his bone sword.
[ Rimbor-Anim ] Fathom: we got a boner, i repeat we got a boner :P



HP:166 EP:160> %% e
Bywater(e, n, s and w)
 A message stone
 A sign is posted here for new characters.
 Bywater Newbie Board [20 notes, 1 new]
HP:166 EP:160> %% get sign
Only a heartless bastard would take the newbie sign.



Baral says: that was fucken idiototic


 Soloman says: PoM? Pervy Old man?  


You hold the crystal in the palm of your hand and it starts to glow. 
You hold the crystal in the palm of your hand and it starts to glow. 
Do: commands completed. 
Bashgeroy enters. 
The next time you see 'Bashgeroy', you will do: 'hunt bashgeroy'. 
Bashgeroy leaves north. 
Triggered! doing: hunt bashgeroy



 Vivitar the silvan Magician (Moral)
 Coacalina the silvan Hiker (Impartial)
 Beruthiel the sindar Governess (Moral)
 Linka the silvan Wanderess (Moral)
 Eryniel the silvan Squire (Moral)
 Eorache the eorling Chief (Heroic)
 A big sign
Travelto: Destination reached!
HP:111 EP:167> Beruthiel grins with sharp teeth.
Abehorn enters.
Coacalina leaves west.
Detai enters.
Abehorn hums.
Linka waves.
Detai waves.
Linka leaves south.
Detai leaves north.
Vivitar says: antone want a royal officars sword
Abehorn leaves west.
Mya enters.
Mya leaves east.
Mya enters.
Beruthiel says: For free ?
Mya leaves west.
**Eorache has died.**
Aramyss enters.
Aramyss leaves east.
Araw enters.
Garwolf appears from the shadows.
Garwolf enters the game.
Vivitar says: worth 300+
Araw leaves east.
Beruthiel ehs.
Beruthiel looks at Corpse of Eorache.
Garwolf leaves east.
Araw enters.
Araw leaves west.
Araw enters.
Araw leaves east.
**Eorache says: what the...**
Coacalina enters.
Coacalina leaves east.
Vivitar looks at Corpse of Eorache.
Vivitar says: no for money
**The ghost of Eorache drifts east.**




Kahn says: FOR ERU!
Mithrin enters.
Mithrin leaves east.
Tirima grins at Kahn.
Nemesis says: FOR EMU
Nemesis says: er
Nemesis says: ERU!
Sugar enters.
Mortu arcs a curious eyebrow.
Tirima smirks in amusement.
Kahn hehs!
laugh
You laugh a deep rolling laugh.
Saginor enters.
Serex enters.
Serex leaves west.
Nemesis says: sorry Eru :(




    You are in the Midgewater Swamp. The stench of rotting vegetation
fills your nostrils, making you feel ill. There is a very large tree
to your east, with one of its huge roots in front of you.
    The only obvious exits are north, east, south and west.
 A bottle of Thain beer
 Kavin the silvan Squire (Immoral)
 A small mallard duck
 A small mallard duck
 A small mallard duck
HP:230 EP:212> l bottle
A bottle of Thain, the King of Beers.
HP:230 EP:212> l duck
    A small mallard duck, it is a fine looking animal.
He is empty handed.
HP:230 EP:212> l duck 2
Kavin says: look dook 2
    A small mallard duck, it is a fine looking animal.
 He is carrying:
A bottle of Thain beer.
HP:230 EP:212> l duck 3
    A small mallard duck, it is a fine looking animal.
 He is carrying:
A bottle of Thain beer.
HP:230 EP:213> l duck 4
You don't see that here.



HP:190 EP:147> Morguldur enters.
Morguldur has an 'I've been to The 2nd Two Towers EVENT!' badge on him!
 He is carrying:
  A finely crafted axe (wielded).
  A message stone.
  An 'I've been to The 2nd Two Towers EVENT!!' badge.
  A spellbook.
Morguldur looks at Vanderskye.
Morguldur leaves west.
HP:190 EP:151> Vanderskye says: new, improved Guldur. . .mor guldur for your dollar!


Dandalf says: I dont have my exp enough to be my proper level
Dandalf says: and I dont know if your disguised as a lower one
Vanderskye says: Your words are wise indeed, O Drey Dilgrim.
Vanderskye humbly kneels before Dandalf.
Vanderskye says: perhaps among the elves he is called. . .Dithrandir.
HP:190 EP:161> Dandalf says: Your a discrace to elves everywhere, and you dont deserve that title
You say: What title, o mighty Dolorin?




Beav hits Osse very hard.
Mithgil enters.
Beav hits Osse.
Thraktil enters.
Agiel enters.
Osse has hp: -4/230 and end: 170/230
Beav misses Osse.
Osse grazes Beav.
Beav misses Osse.
There is a flash of lightning as Osse ends osse's battle.
Agiel says: ainur battling???
Zozire says, "Ouch!!! That hurts!".
Beav struts his stuff(tm)!
Osse says: well, damn you!




Limdul says: nibinving
Nibinving says: Yes Limmy
Limdul says: do me a favor
Nibinving says: Whats that
Limdul says: meet me at do 40get lost
Nibinving leaves south.
Limdul says: Nibinving tells you: Holy shit
Limdul says: Nibinving tells you: You bastard
Limdul wets his pants laughing.
You roll on the floor laughing.
You wet your pants laughing.
      ***          ***
Nibinving enters.
Nibinving says: You bastard



Alexa says: Auction fee for this item will be 7 gold.
Alexa charges you 7 gold.
Alexa puts up a large harvester's pack for auction as lot #440.
Alexa tells you: a large harvester's pack is now on sale as lot 440, minimum bid
     150 gold You can wear three of these at a time.
HP:138 EP:184| ^ ]Newbiecomm Kilth: ..?
Alexa tells you: New bid of 150 gold for lot #440 "a large harvester's pack" received.
Izratan told you: God bless your mudlife
Izratan told you: I have been waiting for a pack
HP:142 EP:188| Izratan tells you: Thank you so much


******This log raises an interesting question. Did he spell 'Whores' wrong, or 'horse' wrong?*****
Gimlor reported [Sun Jun  2 12:39:35 2002]:
     hores killing.



Melanna says: what the heck?
A blast of fire shoots forth from Pestilence's hand, striking Melanna!!
Melanna has died.




The corsairs regroup against The army and prepare another assault.
The army overruns The corsairs killing corsairs like sheep!
The corsairs are retreating!  The army is victorious!
A soldier from the Army of Gondor walks up to you and says: Thank you for
     your service to the village of Tarnost.  The village elder is in the
     townhall waiting to see you.
The corsairs are driven from the village!
%% nw
The village elder returns from the battlefield.
    The town hall serves as a social center for the community and as a
military command post in times of conflict.  The structure is only of
moderate size but is well built using uniformly shaped stones.  In the
center of the room, a large rectangular table is covered with various
maps and other documents.
    The only obvious exit is southeast.
 Atarinya, the village elder
 Corpse of Atarinya
HP:210 EP:20| The village elder says: I'd like to reward you for your noble service to
     the village of Tarnost.
The village elder says: Here is my shield as a symbol of my appreciation
     for saving our village from those Corsairs.
Atarinya tried to give you a elder's shield but you could not carry it.
Atarinya removes the elder's shield.
Atarinya drops the elder's shield.
The village elder smiles warmly, then says: I must get back to rebuilding
     my village.
 
The village elder leaves the building.
%% i
Gold: 274              Encumbrance: moderately encumbered
You are carrying the following on your person:
 A fearsome spiked mace (wielded).
 A Rohan helmet (worn).
 A beautiful, albeit empty pipe.
 A small silver lute.
 A small mandolin.
 An empty wolf's head pipe.
 A fiddle case (closed).
 A silver harp.
 A spellbook.
 Fimbu's wedding gift medallion (worn).
 A set of panpipes.
 A broken Haradrim lute.
HP:210 EP:21| %% l
    The town hall serves as a social center for the community and as a
military command post in times of conflict.  The structure is only of
moderate size but is well built using uniformly shaped stones.  In the
center of the room, a large rectangular table is covered with various
maps and other documents.
    The only obvious exit is southeast.
 The elder's shield
 Corpse of Atarinya



    You have just entered the Rimsilval bar, run by Ithlion.  A smile
comes across your face as a wave of laughter washes over you.   Your
heart is lightened and the weariness in your step is lifted as you hear
songs of valor and tales of recent adventures emanating from the booths
and tables.  A mighty ROAR erupts as guild members see you enter the
room.  The bar is given a nice informal and airy feel by its large open
windows and low cut walls.  The three foot wide piece of dark polished
wood that is Ithlion's bar, is situated at the northern end of the room.
Booths line the outside walls of the bar, with tables scattered around
the room.  The room is lighted by several lanterns hanging from the
ceiling.  Ithlion greets you as you belly up to the bar.  You see a 
menu on the wall behind Ithlion.
    The only obvious exit is west.
 Gazza the hobbit Archmage (Demonic)
 Soloman the silvan Untouchable (Angelic) [disconnected]
 A large meat filled pasty
 A large meat filled pasty
 A large meat filled pasty
 A large meat filled pasty
 A large meat filled pasty
 An iron key
 A trash can
 Ithlion the barkeeper
HP:230 EP:230 say Without warning, Nagash stabs you from behind!
say Without warning, Spartan stabs you from behind!
say Without warning, Anonymous figure stabs you from behind!.
say Without warning, Talan stabs you from behind!.
say Without warning, Florin stabs you from behind!
You say: Without warning, Nagash stabs you from behind!
HP:230 EP:230 You say: Without warning, Spartan stabs you from behind!
HP:230 EP:230 You say: Without warning, Anonymous figure stabs you from behind!.
HP:230 EP:230 You say: Without warning, Talan stabs you from behind!
HP:230 EP:230 You say: Without warning, Florin stabs you from behind!
HP:230 EP:230 [ Rimsilval ] Gazza has been backstabbed by Nagash, with
     HP:230 and EP:230. The last place my Huntbreak System
     identified I was at, was Rimsilval Bar.
[ Rimsilval ] Gazza has been backstabbed by Florin, with
     HP:230 and EP:230. The last place my Huntbreak System
     identified I was at, was Rimsilval Bar.
[ Rimsilval ] Gazza has been backstabbed by Talan, with
     HP:230 and EP:230. The last place my Huntbreak System
     identified I was at, was Rimsilval Bar.
You're no wimp!
HP:230 EP:230 [ Rimsilval ] Gazza has been backstabbed by Anonymous figure, with
     HP:230 and EP:230. The last place my Huntbreak System
     identified I was at, was Rimsilval Bar.
[ Rimsilval ] Gazza has been backstabbed by Spartan, with
     HP:230 and EP:230. The last place my Huntbreak System
     identified I was at, was Rimsilval Bar.
You're no wimp!
HP:230 EP:230 You're no wimp!
HP:230 EP:230 You're no wimp!
HP:230 EP:230 You're no wimp!
HP:230 EP:230 [ Rimsilval ] Gazza: armada, you f***er



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Age: 7h 57m 44s                           
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