Florin tries a new Arda-record for fastest attempt

Posted by
Gazza [legacy]
Uploaded
08 June 2002 00:00:00
Type
Attempt

I find this amusing. This isn't a declaration of 'mad skillz', this isn't saying 'Florin sucks', and this isn't gloating since i'd queued my aliases before it happened. And now after I've anticipated what certain people will say, here's the -only- reason I've posted this: I just find it amusing :-p The site won't accept my color version tho :(


{HP:181 EP:16} get shield
A wide hallway(nw and w)
 A huge, dusty shield
 An orc patrolling the area [2]
{HP:181 EP:16} You put 90 gold in your pockets.
i
Ok.
{HP:181 EP:16} Gold: 381              Encumbrance: severely encumbered 
You are carrying the following on your person:
 A huge, dusty shield (in hands).
 A staff sling containing A strange runed staff [SRS] (worn).
 A simple sheepskin sheath (worn).
 A crystal (worn).
 A golden nose ring (worn).
 A golden ring with a red ruby attached (worn).
 An iridescent black cloak (open) (worn).
 A dwarven war shield [DWS] (worn).
 *** A beautiful set of mithril mail *** [MMAIL] (worn).
 An Orc courier pack [OCP] (worn).
 Gazza's silver circlet.
 A commemorative token from the Event2002.
 Gazza's Spellbook.
 Morpheus' hobbit-sized drum.
 An 'I've been to The 3rd Two Towers EVENT!!' badge.
 An 'I've been to The 4th Two Towers EVENT!!' badge.
 Rank insignia.
 A silver harp.
 Morpheus' white wooden lute.
 The Rimsilval Guild ring.
 A commemorative token from the Event2001.
{HP:181 EP:16} nw
w
s
s
An empty armoury(n, se and w)
 A skinny orc
{HP:182 EP:16} s
A huge cavern(e, s and w)
{HP:182 EP:16} se
s
u
se
A narrow tunnel(n and se)
 Feris the dunedain Warlord (Angelic)
{HP:182 EP:16} You can't go that way!
{HP:182 EP:16} s
You can't go that way!
{HP:182 EP:16} A tunnel in Mt. Gundabad(nw and s)
{HP:182 EP:16} In a tunnel of Mt. Gundabad, with stairs leading up(n, d and u)
{HP:182 EP:16} In a tunnel of Mt. Gundabad, with stairs leading down(d and se)
{HP:182 EP:16} A dark tunnel(nw and s)
{HP:182 EP:16} do up,out,climb down,se,4e,7s,2e,extinguish crystal
A dark tunnel(fissure, u and out)
 An orc guard [2]
 A bedraggled dwarf
{HP:182 EP:16} Do: starting commands.
{HP:182 EP:16} You scramble up onto the ledge and step through the hole.
A drafty passage(d and out)
{HP:182 EP:16}     As you hurry toward the exit, you slip on some loose
rocks and your feet fly out from under you!  You tumble
head over heels down the side of Mount Gundabad, skinning
your knee on a rock as you fall.
A cleft in the mountainside(n)
{HP:172 EP:16} You clamber back down the mountain.
At the base of Mount Gundabad(se and w)
 [Udungul] Florin the silvan Wolf Spirit (Heroic)
 A filthy orc
 A disfigured orc
{HP:172 EP:16} The Grey Mountains(nw, e, s and sw)
[Udungul] Florin enters.
{HP:172 EP:16} The Grey Mountains(e, s and w)
[Udungul] Florin enters.
{HP:172 EP:16} The Grey Mountains(e, s and w)
[Udungul] Florin enters.
{HP:172 EP:16} The Grey Mountains(e, s and w)
[Udungul] Florin enters.
{HP:172 EP:16} The Grey Mountains(e, s and w)
[Udungul] Florin enters.
{HP:172 EP:16} Rocky Ground(n, e, s and w)
[Udungul] Florin enters.
{HP:172 EP:16} Rocky Ground(n, e, s and w)
[Udungul] Florin enters.
{HP:172 EP:16} do 3n,2ne,e,portal
 ======= Without warning, Florin stabs you from behind! =======
Backstab from [Udungul] Florin! Backstab from [Udungul] Florin!
focus dodge
focus defense
wimpy off
drink green vial
close green vial
$:has been backstabbed by $HIY$[Udungul] Florin$0$, with $HIC$HP:172$0$ and $HIC$EP:16$0$. The last place my Huntbreak System identified I was at, was $HIG$Rhosgobel$0$.
Rocky Ground(n, e, s and w)
[Udungul] Florin enters.
{HP:172 EP:15} Rocky Ground(n, e, s and w)
[Udungul] Florin enters.
{HP:172 EP:15} Rocky Ground(n, e, s and w)
[Udungul] Florin enters.
{HP:172 EP:15} Rocky Ground(n, e, s and w)
[Udungul] Florin enters.
{HP:172 EP:15} Rocky Ground(n and e)
[Udungul] Florin enters.
{HP:172 EP:15} The Plains(n, e and w)
[Udungul] Florin enters.
{HP:172 EP:15} Entrance to Framsburg(n, e, s and w)
 Klouse's horse (hitched)
 A hitching post
[Udungul] Florin enters.
{HP:172 EP:15} It is not on fire!
{HP:172 EP:15} Do: Commands completed.
{HP:172 EP:15} Do: starting commands.
{HP:172 EP:15} A cobblestone road(e, n, s and w)
 An intimidating guard
[Udungul] Florin enters.
{HP:172 EP:15} A cobblestone road(e, n, s and w)
[Udungul] Florin enters.
{HP:172 EP:15} You are too busy to make an attack!
[Udungul] Florin misses you.
A battlefield(ne and s)
 A cute little girl
[Udungul] Florin enters.
{HP:172 EP:15} A filthy cobblestone road(ne, e, n and sw)
[Udungul] Florin enters.
{HP:172 EP:15} A filthy road(ne, e, n, s, sw and w)
[Udungul] Florin enters.
{HP:172 EP:15} A filthy room(n, portal and w)
[Udungul] Florin enters.
{HP:172 EP:15} === The Entrance to the Rimsilval Guild(n and portal) ===
 An empty phial
 Jezebel the Rimsilval Guardian stands here
[Udungul] Florin enters.
{HP:172 EP:15} Do: Commands completed.
{HP:172 EP:15} You focused on dodge last time, try something different!
{HP:172 EP:15} You start focusing on your defense skill.
{HP:172 EP:15} You're no wimp!
{HP:172 EP:15} n
There is no green vial here.
{HP:172 EP:15} There is no green vial to close here.
{HP:172 EP:15} [ Rimsilval ] Gazza has been backstabbed by [Udungul] Florin, with
     HP:172 and EP:16. The last place my Huntbreak System
     identified I was at, was Rhosgobel.
{HP:172 EP:12} e
An annoying pain flares in your knee!
Glad to have you back, enjoy your stay.
A hallway(e, n, s, u and w)
 Ballot box
{HP:172 EP:12} The Rimsilval Council Chambers(ne, library, s and w)
 A fireplace
 Rimsilval's Private Board [21 notes]
{HP:172 EP:12} tell [Udungul] Florin rotfl
You tell [Udungul] Florin: rotfl
{HP:172 EP:11} 4ROTFL
Do: starting commands.
{HP:172 EP:11} What?
{HP:172 EP:11} What?
{HP:172 EP:11} What?
{HP:172 EP:11} What?
{HP:172 EP:11} Do: Commands completed.
{HP:172 EP:11} Konj enters.
Konj leaves west.
$ROTFL
[ Rimsilval ] Gazza: ROTFL
{HP:173 EP:9} $he attacked me coming out of gunda!!!
[ Rimsilval ] Gazza: he attacked me coming out of gunda!!!
{HP:173 EP:4} s
s
e
A hallway(n, s and w)
 A blue visor
 A pair of mail pants
 A malevolent sword
 A studded leather baldric containing A sapphire sword
 A walking staff [7]
 A finely-shaped pearl carapace [CARA]
 A huge two-handed sword
 A black ruby shield [2]
 A dwarven war shield [DWS]
 Sturdy armour
 A sapphire staff
 Tower Guard's helmet [TGH] [2]
 A 'man-catcher' pole-arm
 Rimsilval Armoury Board [24 notes]
{HP:173 EP:4} Outside the steam hut(e, n and hut)
 A brand new set of climbing gear
 A small goblin pickaxe
 A small pigeon
 A white towel
 Sinduilas, a merry servant is here
 A huge iron chest
{HP:173 EP:4} === Rimsilval bar(w) ===
 A magnificent moon shield
 Soloman the silvan Untouchable (Angelic)
 A large meat filled pasty [2]
 A vial of vigour [VoV] [+80 HP/EP] [5]
 A phial of Roderick's Dream Potion [2]
 A small vial of belladonna poison
 A set of panniers (open)
 A doused arrow
 Half a cup of coffee
 A trash can
 Ithlion the barkeeper