A little bait, an innocuous message sent about a wanted criminal...and Theodrek sprints wildly into my waiting...blade. After watching these sheriffs run after wanted people like junkies after a syringe rolling down the street, the plan was pretty simple...and fun. Get your fix today :)
Revenant the dwarf Burglar (Hand of Eru) A great eagle is flying here {above you} HP:230 EP:154 l e This is Ithilien Forest, the last outpost of Gondor. Being so close to Mordor, the forest was one of the first areas to fall under Sauron's shadow. The Great River Anduin is southwest. The sun shines brightly in the eastern sky. The sky is brilliantly clear. The only obvious exits are north, east, south and west. HP:230 EP:154 e Ithilien forest(n, e, s and w) HP:230 EP:155 Dizm tells you: Theodrek tells you mm-hmm. After em right now. Something with an r. Triggered! doing: hunt theodrek hmm There is no such living object here. HP:230 EP:155 You hmm. HP:230 EP:155 Revenant tells you: still rhov wild tell revenant sweet, he's still coming.. You tell Revenant: sweet, he's still coming.. HP:230 EP:153 l w This is Ithilien Forest, the last outpost of Gondor. Being so close to Mordor, the forest was one of the first areas to fall under Sauron's shadow. The Great River Anduin is south and west. You see Amon Din southwest. The sun shines brightly in the eastern sky. The sky is brilliantly clear. The only obvious exits are north and east. Revenant the dwarf Burglar (Hand of Eru) A great eagle is flying here {above you} HP:230 EP:153 Theodrek enters. Triggered! doing: hunt theodrek You begin to hunt Theodrek. HP:230 EP:153 Theodrek leaves west. You follow Theodrek west. Ithilien forest(n and e) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Revenant the dwarf Burglar (Hand of Eru) A great eagle is flying here {above you} tell revenan Syntax: tell [who] [message] HP:230 EP:153 j Do: starting commands. HP:230 EP:153 You are already hunting Theodrek! Triggered! doing: hunt theodrek HP:230 EP:153 You are already hunting Theodrek! HP:230 EP:153 You put your lips to the potion and gulp it all down. You feel more aware of the tactics of battle. HP:230 EP:173 You wield your unornamented sword like an avenging demon drawing pure DEATH!!! HP:230 EP:173 You start focusing on your aim skill. HP:230 EP:173 You sneak up and stab Theodrek from behind! HP:230 EP:123 Theodrek is in perfect shape. Theodrek is totally wasted. HP:230 EP:123 Do: Commands completed. HP:230 EP:123 shape You massacre Theodrek with incredible force! Theodrek is in good shape. Theodrek is totally wasted. HP:230 EP:121 Revenant leaves east. shape Theodrek is in good shape. Theodrek is totally wasted. HP:230 EP:121 shape Theodrek is in good shape. Theodrek is totally wasted. HP:230 EP:121 shape Theodrek leaves east. You follow Theodrek east. Ithilien forest(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Revenant the dwarf Burglar (Hand of Eru) Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. Ithilien forest(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Theodrek is in good shape. Theodrek is totally wasted. HP:230 EP:121 Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. Ithilien forest(n, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) A raging grizzly bear shape Theodrek misses you. You graze Theodrek. Suddenly you have a massive headache. Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. Ithilien forest(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. Ithilien forest(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Theodrek is in good shape. Theodrek is totally wasted. HP:230 EP:120 Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) shape Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Theodrek is in good shape. Theodrek is totally wasted. HP:230 EP:120 Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) headbutt Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) headbutt headbutt Theodrek misses you. You hit Theodrek very hard. Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into Theodrek! HP:230 EP:84 Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:84 Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:84 Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) shape Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Theodrek is in average shape. Theodrek is totally wasted. HP:230 EP:84 Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) shape Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Theodrek misses you. You hit Theodrek very hard. Theodrek is in average shape. Theodrek is totally wasted. HP:230 EP:82 Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) drink phial You drink the phial of dream potion and feel it taking effect. Slowly, you feel your body growing in strength and power! You feel like you could take on anyone! Yes! YES! You feel incredible! HP:230 EP:82 Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) shape Theodrek is in average shape. Theodrek is totally wasted. HP:230 EP:82 Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Dizm tells you: FDL Theodrek misses you. You hit Theodrek very hard. headbutt Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:181 headbutt Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) headbutt Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:181 headbutt Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:181 headbutt Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:181 Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:181 headbutt headbutt Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:181 headbutt Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:181 Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:181 headbutt headbutt Theodrek misses you. You miss Theodrek. Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:180 headbutt Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:180 headbutt Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:180 Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:180 headbutt Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:180 headbutt headbutt Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:180 Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:180 headbutt Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:180 Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) shape Theodrek misses you. You massacre Theodrek with incredible force! Theodrek doesn't look so great. Theodrek is totally wasted. HP:230 EP:178 Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) headbutt headbutt headbutt Alexa tells you: the elder's shield is now on sale as lot 179, minimum bid 130 gold EXC!!! Barely used. NAoG headbutt Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:178 Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:178 Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:178 Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:178 Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) headbutt Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:178 headbutt headbutt Theodrek misses you. You hit Theodrek. headbutt Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into Theodrek! HP:230 EP:142 Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:142 Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:142 headbutt Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:142 headbutt Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:142 shape Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Theodrek doesn't look so great. Theodrek is totally wasted. HP:230 EP:142 Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) l You are on rolling hills with long grass. The sun shines brightly in the eastern sky. The sky is brilliantly clear. The only obvious exits are north, east, south and west. Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) HP:230 EP:142 Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Theodrek misses you. You inflict massive damage to Theodrek. Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) HP:230 EP:141 Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) shape Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Theodrek is near death. Theodrek is totally wasted. HP:230 EP:141 Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) shape Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. Mirkwood(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. Mirkwood(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Theodrek misses you. You inflict massive damage to Theodrek. Theodrek is near death. Theodrek is totally wasted. HP:230 EP:141 Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. Mirkwood(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. Mirkwood(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. Mirkwood(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. Mirkwood(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) headbutt Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. Mirkwood(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) headbutt Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:141 Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. Mirkwood(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) headbutt Theodrek misses you. You miss Theodrek. headbutt Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:140 Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. Mirkwood(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:140 Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) headbutt Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:140 Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:140 Theodrek misses you. You massacre Theodrek with incredible force! The effects wear off. tell revenant go pay You tell Revenant: go pay HP:230 EP:139 Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) headbutt headbutt Theodrek misses you. You hit Theodrek very hard. Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into Theodrek! HP:230 EP:102 Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:102 Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) Theodrek leaves north. You follow Theodrek north. Mirkwood(n, e, s and w) Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic) shape You killed Theodrek. Theodrek has died. Now that the blood of your victim has been spilled, you may now claim your gold. Dizm tells you: Theodrek tells you: Btw, I'm doing really long aliases right now. Answers will seem spaces out. *grin* Usage: shape <target> HP:230 EP:102 HP:230 EP:102 tell revenant got him You tell Revenant: got him HP:230 EP:102 tel ldizm What? HP:230 EP:101 tell dizm legend him You l tell Dizm: legend him HP:230 EP:101 You are inside Mirkwood forest. Few live to tell of what they experience here in these woods. A gentle wind blows through the trees, causing you to shiver. The only obvious exits are north, east, south and west. The ghost of Theodrek Corpse of Theodrek HP:230 EP:101 l in corpse Corpse contains: Some gold coins A keg of Mead of Rohan HP:230 EP:103 get all from corpse into pack t some gold coins : Gold may only be pocketed. a keg of Mead of Rohan : Ok. HP:230 EP:102 some gold coins : Ok. HP:230 EP:102 You put 832 gold in your pockets. Theodrek hmms. Dizm tells you: snicker Theodrek says: Thank god I hit GH. Theodrek grins. chuckle You chuckle. HP:230 EP:101 l You are inside Mirkwood forest. Few live to tell of what they experience here in these woods. A gentle wind blows through the trees, causing you to shiver. The only obvious exits are north, east, south and west. The ghost of Theodrek Corpse of Theodrek HP:230 EP:100 Theodrek says: I would've lost DAKS right there. Theodrek says: Whew! You say: damn. HP:230 EP:102 Dizm tells you: too fun! say thats too bad You say: thats too bad HP:230 EP:101 Theodrek nods. say btw Theodrek says: But I didn't deposit. You say: btw HP:230 EP:101 Theodrek sighs. Laryn tells you: a cat-hide pack is now on sale as lot 217, minimum bid 130 gold take it say uh You say: uh HP:230 EP:100 Theodrek says: Yo. The wind halts, and you suddenly feel as though you are being watched. say You got totally played. You say: You got totally played. HP:230 EP:101 Theodrek shrugs. Theodrek says: DId I get em? say no You say: no HP:230 EP:100 HP:230 EP:99 HP:230 EP:99 Theodrek says: Ah well. Your head is clearing. tell lotraz legend theodrek You tell Lotraz: legend theodrek HP:230 EP:101 Theodrek says: Shit happens. ll lotraz Lotraz the dunlending Mugger (Shadowspawn of Mordor) On for: 39m 44s Gender: male Age: 27d 3h 6m 50s Can be mailed: Lotraz@Osgiliath Info: Archdeacon of Sacrifices <Summer> HP:230 EP:100 ll theodrek The ghost of Theodrek On for: 6h 34m 57s Age: 0s Theodrek has recorded a life story. Theodrek is the Adornas Mortal Council Representative. HP:230 EP:100 who HP:230 EP:100 Lotraz tells you: already noticed :).... nice work :) Special thanks go to Dizm for sending Theodrek the tell that there was a wanted guy.. and to Revenant, for playing the part of easily-arrested-newbie-thief-wanted-guy-bait. Masterminded and completed by Julius.