Malek dies a quick and painful death, but then decides to talk some shit...then realizing that he wants his sword back. Read the fun, murder voyeurs!
The Great Gates of Minas Tirith(e, n, enter and s) A small wood key An empty bottle A torch A signpost A hitching post HP:230 EP:177 What? HP:230 EP:177 Elvenwolf enters. trigger Malek todo hunt malek The next time you see 'Malek', you will do: 'hunt malek'. HP:230 EP:177 e The Pelennor Fields(n, e, s and w) A sneaky easterling HP:230 EP:177 ll elvenwolf Elvenwolf the silvan Battlemage (Hand of Eru) On for: 16m 51s Gender: male Age: 50d 12h 31m 50s Can be mailed: Elvenwolf@Rivendell Elvenwolf has recorded a life story. Info: Gwaith-i-Ndaedelos Lord of The Green Shadows HP:230 EP:176 w The Great Gates of Minas Tirith(e, n, enter and s) Elvenwolf the silvan Battlemage (Hand of Eru) A small wood key An empty bottle A torch A signpost A hitching post HP:230 EP:176 ll malek Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) On for: 49m 38s Gender: male Age: 20d 2h 41m 24s Can be mailed: Malek@Thranduil Malek has recorded a life story. Info: it's bad um K(____(((_____________()~^~^~^~^~ Triggered! doing: hunt malek HP:230 EP:176 There is no such living object here. HP:230 EP:176 focus Usage: focus [aim | attack | defense | dodge | off] Your last focus was your aim HP:230 EP:176 focus dodge You start focusing on your dodge skill. HP:230 EP:176 focus off You stop focusing your skills. HP:230 EP:176 Thorgal enters. Thorgal leaves south. skills Common Skills: Aim : 100 Attack : 100 Awareness : 45 Defense : 91 Dodge : 100 Fire building : 17 Riding : 80 Professional Skills: Other Skills: Assassination : 100 Location : 26 Deception : 100 Resist magic : 30 Disguise : 91 Tactics : 48 Stalking : 100 Wilderness : 40 The battered walls of Minas Tirith stand boldly. The proud city is in dire circumstances as the forces of Mordor push their way deeper inside. Her mighty gates lie broken and splintered, while the fires burn unchecked throughout the first level causing the delicate white tower to look grey and hazy. The South Road continues south. The walls of Minas Tirith stand southwest and northwest. The Great West Road continues north. A foul brown haze covers everything. The only obvious exits are east, north, enter and south. Elvenwolf the silvan Battlemage (Hand of Eru) A small wood key An empty bottle A torch A signpost A hitching post HP:230 EP:174 enter Inside the gates of Minas Tirith(nw, n, s, pelennor and w) The Witch King of the Nazgul stands here searching HP:230 EP:174 n Street(n and s) HP:230 EP:174 n Street(n and s) HP:230 EP:174 n Street(n, s and w) HP:230 EP:174 n Street(n and s) HP:230 EP:174 n Street(e, nw and s) HP:230 EP:173 n You can't go that way! HP:230 EP:173 s s Street(n and s) HP:230 EP:173 Street(n, s and w) HP:230 EP:173 s Street(n and s) HP:230 EP:173 s s Street(n and s) HP:230 EP:173 Inside the gates of Minas Tirith(nw, n, s, pelennor and w) The Witch King of the Nazgul stands here searching HP:230 EP:173 s s Street(n, s and w) A helpful woman Boy trying to help A crazy wandering the streets HP:230 EP:173 Street(n and s) HP:230 EP:173 s Street(n and s) HP:230 EP:173 s s Street(n, s and w) HP:230 EP:173 s Street(n and sw) HP:230 EP:173 You can't go that way! HP:230 EP:173 s You can't go that way! HP:230 EP:173 sw Malek enters. Triggered! doing: hunt malek You begin to hunt Malek. HP:230 EP:173 Street(ne, s and sw) HP:230 EP:173 sw A large gate(ne, gate and sw) A tall guard of Minas Tirith A tall guard of Minas Tirith HP:230 EP:173 ne ne Street(ne, s and sw) HP:230 EP:173 Street(n and sw) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) Triggered! doing: hunt malek HP:230 EP:173 You are already hunting Malek! HP:230 EP:173 Malek leaves north. Triggered! doing: hunt malek You follow Malek north. Street(n, s and w) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) You are already hunting Malek! HP:230 EP:171 Malek leaves north. You follow Malek north. Street(n and s) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) Malek leaves north. You follow Malek north. Street(n and s) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) Malek leaves north. You follow Malek north. Street(n, s and w) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) A helpful woman Boy trying to help A crazy wandering the streets j Do: starting commands. HP:230 EP:171 You are already hunting Malek! Triggered! doing: hunt malek HP:230 EP:171 You are already hunting Malek! HP:230 EP:171 You put your lips to the potion and gulp it all down. You feel more aware of the tactics of battle. HP:230 EP:191 You start focusing on your aim skill. HP:230 EP:191 You wield your sailor's cutlass like a weaponsmaster!! HP:230 EP:191 You sneak up and stab Malek from behind! HP:230 EP:141 Malek is in perfect shape. HP:230 EP:141 Do: Commands completed. HP:230 EP:141 Malek leaves north. You follow Malek north. Inside the gates of Minas Tirith(nw, n, s, pelennor and w) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) Vallea the dwarf Priestess (Demonic) The Witch King of the Nazgul stands here searching shape Sersem enters. Malek is in perfect shape. HP:230 EP:141 shape Malek is in perfect shape. HP:230 EP:141 You sink the blade into Malek with the curdling shout of a pirate! Vallea leaves south. ehadbutt What? HP:230 EP:140 shape Malek is in good shape. HP:230 EP:140 headbutt You miss Malek. Malek misses you. You're too busy to make an attack! HP:230 EP:138 headbutt You're too busy to make an attack! HP:230 EP:138 headbutt Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into Malek! HP:230 EP:103 headbutt Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:103 You sink the blade into Malek with the curdling shout of a pirate! Malek misses you. shape Malek is in good shape. HP:230 EP:102 HP:230 EP:102 Malek leaves south. You follow Malek south. Street(n, s and w) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) A helpful woman Boy trying to help A crazy wandering the streets You sink the blade into Malek with the curdling shout of a pirate! Malek misses you. Crazy says: The days of darkness are upon us. shape Malek is in average shape. HP:230 EP:101 headbutt You brutally plunge the blade into Malek. Malek misses you. Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:99 drink phial You drink the phial of dream potion and feel it taking effect. Slowly, you feel your body growing in strength and power! You feel like you could take on anyone! Yes! YES! You feel incredible! HP:230 EP:99 You miss Malek. Malek misses you. Crazy giggles: There is no escape. headbutt Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:198 headbutt Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:198 headbutt Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:198 headbutt Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:198 headbutt You miss Malek. Malek misses you. headbutt Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:197 Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:197 headbutt Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:197 headbutt You pull a muscle in your neck trying to headbutt Malek. HP:230 EP:177 headbutt Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into Malek! HP:230 EP:142 headbutt Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:142 You crack Malek's head with the flat of the blade! You still feel drunk. Malek misses you. Crazy moans. shape Malek doesn't look so great. HP:230 EP:143 drop phial You miss Malek. Malek misses you. Ok. HP:230 EP:142 shape Malek doesn't look so great. HP:230 EP:142 Malek hmms a hmmy hmm. l Blackened smoke rises into the sky from the rooftops of burning homes and buildings. Soot and debris fall from the clouds of smoke hanging in the air above you, scorching your skin and hair. Towards the outer edge of town you can see the massive mountain face rising up like a protector of the city. The clouds of smoke cling to the upper faces of the mountain blocking out the light and hiding its high peak. The layer of ash and embers covering the street hides the beauty that once lived in these streets. Mass chaos and anguish fill the air as the cries of citizens rise up echoing over the sounds of flames ripping through the city. To the west you see a home completely engulfed in flames. A foul brown haze covers everything. The only obvious exits are north, south and west. An empty phial Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) A helpful woman Boy trying to help A crazy wandering the streets HP:230 EP:142 Malek leaves north. You follow Malek north. Inside the gates of Minas Tirith(nw, n, s, pelennor and w) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) Sersem the silvan Untouchable (Hand of Eru) The Witch King of the Nazgul stands here searching You miss Malek. Malek misses you. headbutt Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:141 headbutt You miss Malek. Malek misses you. Malek leaves for the Pelennor fields. You follow Malek pelennor. The Great Gates of Minas Tirith(e, n, enter and s) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) A small wood key An empty bottle A torch A signpost A hitching post Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:139 headbutt Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:139 You brutally plunge the blade into Malek. Malek misses you. headbutt Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:138 headbutt Malek leaves north. You follow Malek north. The Great West Road(n, e, s and w) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) Orcs scramble to assemble an army tent Malek leaves north. You follow Malek north. The Great West Road(ne, e, s, sw and w) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) Malek leaves northeast. You follow Malek northeast. The Great West Road(ne, e, n, s, sw and w) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) An orc army tent A Southron cackles at the sight of pain A company of variags called 'Doom Bringers' Malek leaves northeast. You follow Malek northeast. The Great West Road(e, n, s, sw and w) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) A squad of orcs called 'Death's Head' Malek leaves north. You follow Malek north. The Great West Road(n, e, s and w) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) Malek leaves north. You follow Malek north. The Great West Road(e, nw, n, s and w) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into Malek! HP:230 EP:103 Malek leaves northwest. You follow Malek northwest. The Great West Road(e, nw, n, se, s and w) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) Malek leaves northwest. You follow Malek northwest. Suddenly Rohirrim soldier attacks you! The Great West Road(e, nw, n, se, s and w) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) An enraged Rohirrim soldier Malek leaves northwest. You follow Malek northwest. The Great West Road(ne, e, nw, n, se, s and w) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) A Rohirrim horseman fights atop his horse! A platoon of horsemen called 'Thunder Riders' A fighting Rohan horse headbutt Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:103 You brutally plunge the blade into Malek. Malek misses you. The effects wear off. Malek leaves north. You follow Malek north. The Great West Road(e, n, s and w) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) Eomer, a tall rohirric man Meriadoc is riding a great grey steed A great grey steed An empty cup Malek leaves north. You follow Malek north. Outside the Rammas Echor(n, s and w) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) shape Malek leaves north. You follow Malek north. The Great West Road(n, e, s, sw and w) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) Malek leaves north. You follow Malek north. The Great West Road(nw, n, e, se, s and w) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) Malek leaves northwest. You follow Malek northwest. The Great West Road(n, e, se, s and w) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) Malek leaves north. You follow Malek north. The Great West Road(n, e, s and w) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) Malek is near death. HP:230 EP:102 Malek leaves north. You follow Malek north. The Great West Road(nw, n, e, s and w) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) Malek leaves northwest. You follow Malek northwest. The Great West Road(nw, n, e, se, s and w) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) Malek leaves northwest. You follow Malek northwest. The Great West Road(n, e, se, s and w) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) You miss Malek. Malek misses you. Malek leaves west. You follow Malek west. The Great West Road(ne, n, e, s and w) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) Malek leaves west. You follow Malek west. The Great West Road(n, e, s and w) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) Malek leaves west. You follow Malek west. The Great West Road(n, e, s and w) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) Malek leaves west. You follow Malek west. The Great West Road(n, e, s and w) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) Malek leaves west. You follow Malek west. The Great West Road(n, e, s and w) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) Malek leaves west. You follow Malek west. The Great West Road(n, e, s and w) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) Malek leaves west. You follow Malek west. The Great West Road(n, e, s and w) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) Malek leaves west. You follow Malek west. The Great West Road(n, e, s and w) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) Malek leaves west. You follow Malek west. The Great West Road(n, e, s and w) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) You sink the blade into Malek with the curdling shout of a pirate! Malek leaves west. You follow Malek west. The Great West Road(nw, n, e, s and w) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) Malek misses you. Malek leaves west. You follow Malek west. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) Malek leaves west. You follow Malek west. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) A Dale messenger Malek leaves west. You follow Malek west. A destroyed caravan(second wagon, n, e, accountant wagon and w) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) Malek leaves west. You follow Malek west. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) HP:230 EP:99 Malek leaves west. You follow Malek west. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) shape Malek leaves west. You follow Malek west. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) Malek leaves west. You follow Malek west. The Plains(n, e, s and w) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) Malek is near death. HP:230 EP:99 You miss Malek. Malek leaves south. You follow Malek south. Rocky Ground(n, e, s and w) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) Malek misses you. Malek leaves west. You follow Malek west. Rocky Ground(n, e, s and w) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) Malek leaves west. You follow Malek west. Rocky Ground(n, e, s and w) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) Malek leaves west. You follow Malek west. Rocky Ground(n, e, s and w) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) Malek leaves west. You follow Malek west. Rocky Ground(n, e, s and w) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) Malek leaves west. You follow Malek west. Rocky Ground(n, e, s and w) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) HP:230 EP:100 headbutt You miss Malek. Malek leaves south. You follow Malek south. The White Mountains(n, e and w) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) Malek misses you. Malek leaves west. You follow Malek west. The White Mountains(n, e and w) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) Malek leaves west. You follow Malek west. The White Mountains(n, e and w) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) Malek leaves west. You follow Malek west. The White Mountains(n, e and w) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) headbutt Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into Malek! HP:230 EP:63 Malek leaves west. You follow Malek west. The White Mountains(n, e and w) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HP:230 EP:63 shape You crack Malek's head with the flat of the blade! Malek leaves north. You follow Malek north. Rocky Ground(n, e, s and w) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) Malek misses you. Malek leaves west. You follow Malek west. Rocky Ground(n, e, s and w) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) Malek leaves west. You follow Malek west. The White Mountains(n, e, se and w) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) Malek is near death. HP:230 EP:62 HP:230 EP:62 Malek leaves west. You follow Malek west. The White Mountains(n, e and w) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) Malek leaves west. You follow Malek west. The White Mountains(n, e and w) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) HP:230 EP:62 You miss Malek. Malek leaves west. You follow Malek west. The White Mountains(n, e and w) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) A massive mountain troll Malek misses you. Malek leaves west. You follow Malek west. The White Mountains(n, e and w) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) Malek leaves west. You follow Malek west. The White Mountains(n, e and w) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) A massive mountain troll Malek leaves west. You follow Malek west. The White Mountains(n, e, nw and w) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) Malek leaves west. You follow Malek west. The White Mountains(n, e and nw) Malek the silvan Kingpin (Angelic) HP:230 EP:61 HP:230 EP:61 get flask from pack open flask drink flask close flask put flask in pack You sink the blade into Malek with the curdling shout of a pirate! You killed Malek. Malek has died. Now that the blood of your victim has been spilled, you may now claim your gold. Ok. HP:230 EP:61 You open a silver flask. HP:230 EP:61 The miruvor is cool and sweet. HP:230 EP:61 You close a silver flask. HP:230 EP:61 Ok. HP:230 EP:61 l The beautiful White Mountains are to your southwest. The mountains represent the borders of Gondor and are crossable at very few places. The sun shines brightly in the eastern sky. The sky is brilliantly clear. The only obvious exits are north, east and northwest. The ghost of Malek Corpse of Malek HP:230 EP:60 get all from corpse into pack some gold coins : Gold may only be pocketed. a simple leather baldric : Ok. a finely crafted arrow : Ok. a barbed arrow : Ok. HP:230 EP:60 Malek laughs out loud. t some gold coins : Ok. HP:230 EP:60 A feeling of rejuvenation comes over you. You put 43 gold in your pockets. l The beautiful White Mountains are to your southwest. The mountains represent the borders of Gondor and are crossable at very few places. The sun shines brightly in the eastern sky. The sky is brilliantly clear. The only obvious exits are north, east and northwest. The ghost of Malek Corpse of Malek HP:230 EP:90 Malek says: ok now you die Malek laughs out loud. Laryn tells you: a serpent sword is now on sale as lot 334, minimum bid 140 gold EXC!!! say you think You say: you think HP:230 EP:90 say contract fulfilled. You say: contract fulfilled. ** A little later.. *** Malek told you: 3k and my sword and I'll remove all Malek told you: thats a hell of a deal considering I know how the fines Malek tells you: aight here HP:230 EP:161 Malek enters. You say: east HP:230 EP:161 e The main street(e and w) A kid is here selling cider A trash can HP:230 EP:161 Malek enters. i Gold: 147 Encumbrance: heavily encumbered You are carrying the following on your person: A beautiful, deadly sword forged by Malek (wielded). A simple sheepskin sheath containing a sapphire sword (worn). Tower Guard's helmet (worn). A dwarven war shield (worn). A Dol Amroth pack (open) (worn). A finely-shaped pearl carapace (worn). A message stone. A bloodstained cloak (worn). A crystal (worn). A studded leather baldric containing a sailor's cutlass (worn). A small silver lute. A silver harp. HP:230 EP:162 put sword in can You remove a beautiful, deadly sword forged by Malek. Ok. HP:230 EP:164 From deep inside the trash can you hear a muffled BOOM! It is then silent. say Fuck off. You say: Fuck off.