HP:230 EP:229> A clearing with a tree(s)
HP:230 EP:229>      As you pull the branch to a more natural looking position,
a 4 foot by 4 foot patch of the ground raises up from the forest floor.
A trapdoor in the center of the forest!  Your curiosity forces you to
enter the trap door...
The Durmanhoth Grand Entrance Hall(e and w)
 Taidhbhse the dunlending Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 An empty bottle [2]
 Mutalator looms over you, in statue
 A silent guard [2]
HP:230 EP:229>      You are not a member of the Durmanhoth.  As such, to enter
without being a member means certain death.  You decide staying
out here is a much better idea.
HP:230 EP:229> Do: Commands completed.
HP:230 EP:229> Raen appears from the shadows.
Raen snickers insanely.
Autosave.
Raen says: No durms on.
Gordo appears from the shadows.
Taidhbhse says: manni
Raen looks at Gordo.
Taidhbhse looks at Gordo.
Taidhbhse goes "WHEE!!".
Raen hmms.
Taidhbhse gives Gordo a big HIGH FIVE!!
Gordo couldn't miss this :p
Ailin appears from the shadows.
Citan appears from the shadows.
You say: Meh bo tah!
Ailin says: Hello!
Ailin looks at Citan.
Taidhbhse says: hrafn is jabba :P
You say: Se bli bah!
HP:230 EP:230> Citan says: we need more people invite your friends!
You say: boh chu bega!
HP:230 EP:230> Raen nods quickly.
Taidhbhse says: all mine are here
HP:230 EP:230> HP:230 EP:230> HP:230 EP:230> Raen says: I don't think Manni is in durms anymore.
HP:230 EP:227> Taidhbhse winds up and slaps Raen right across the jaw! WHACK!!
An eerie silence settles, and only the flickering of the fire can be heard.
Raen arcs an eyebrow quizzically at Taidhbhse.
Citan says: where the hells our ewok
Drazul appears from the shadows.
Manni appears from the shadows.
Manni grins like a cocky bastard.
Raen snickers insanely.
HP:230 EP:227> Citan says: bout time!:)
Raen looks at Manni.
Citan looks at Manni.
Manni is back!
Ailin says: invite all your friends!
Raen says: Manni, go west.
Citan says: you don't look like an ewok!
Citan says: ailin invite wasach
Manni says: wig shop wasnt open
Drazul looks at Gordo.
Raen tsks at Manni.
Citan looks at Ailin.
Manni sobs uncontrollably.
Citan says: don't you look handsome:P
Drazul looks at Ailin.
Citan looks at himself.
Taidhbhse looks at Manni.
Drazul looks at Citan.
Manni says: i look pimpin
You lick your his greasy fingers.
HP:230 EP:230> Theodrek appears from the shadows.
Taidhbhse looks at Drazul.
Theodrek boggles at the concept.
Theodrek says: Big room
Manni says: fedora and smoking jacket
Manni says: come on
Manni grins like a cocky bastard.
You emote: Hrafn eats another slimy Flabbergast
HP:230 EP:230> Citan looks at Manni.
Theodrek looks at Taidhbhse.
Raen snickers insanely.
Theodrek looks at Manni.
Drazul looks at Manni.
Citan hehs.
You say: doh she bagooh!
HP:230 EP:230> Drazul looks shocked and mumbles, "Oh my!".
Citan says: keep inviting your friends:)
Theodrek looks at Mutalator looms over you, in statue.
Raen looks at Theodrek.
Theodrek hmms.
Theodrek looks at Raen.
Raen smiles exposing hideous fangs.
Theodrek suddenly yells "BOO!" in a loud voice.
Theodrek grins.
You tell Nirrab: busy mutilating mutalator
HP:230 EP:230> Taidhbhse looks at Mutalator looms over you, in statue.
Citan looks at Mutalator looms over you, in statue.
Drazul looks at Mutalator looms over you, in statue.
What?
HP:230 EP:228> Gordo looks at Mutalator looms over you, in statue.
You say to Theodrek: Sho beh mah foh?
HP:230 EP:228> Taidhbhse looks at Ailin.
Ailin says: The klokers and Wasach are comming!
Ailin says: fuck
Theodrek tilts his head at you.
Ailin says: we need rings
Theodrek grunts.
You nod swiftly.
HP:230 EP:229> Manni grins like a cocky bastard.
Theodrek nods energetically at Ailin.
Ailin looks at you.
Theodrek looks at Allae's gold wedding band.
Taidhbhse takes a smoothly polished white ring from a bloodstained cloak.
Theodrek wears Allae's gold wedding band.
Theodrek says: It's mine!
Taidhbhse gives Ailin a smoothly polished white ring.
You say: Mochu miche!
HP:230 EP:229> Ailin says: sweet
Theodrek says: You can't have it!
Citan says: well where's mine! heh
Taidhbhse looks at Citan.
TICK IN 5 SECONDS.
The Durmanhoth Grand Entrance Hall(e and w)
 Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Heroic)
 Manni the hobbit Crime Lord (Demonic)
 Drazul the dunlending Warlord (Demonic)
 Citan the dunlending Warlord (Demonic)
 Ailin the dunlending Archmage (Demonic)
 Gordo the dwarf Cleaner (Immoral)
 Raen the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
 Taidhbhse the dunlending Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 An empty bottle [2]
 Mutalator looms over you, in statue
 A silent guard [2]
HP:230 EP:230> Taidhbhse removes a golden ring with a red ruby attached.
Taidhbhse gives Citan a golden ring with a red ruby attached.
Ailin says: someone hand them to us
Citan goes "Woo!".
Ailin says: during the ceremony
Taidhbhse says: give em back :p
Theodrek snorts in amusement.
Ailin says: fuck!
Ailin gives Taidhbhse a smoothly polished white ring.
You say: ass!
HP:230 EP:230> Taidhbhse puts a smoothly polished white ring into a bloodstained cloak.
Taidhbhse waits for Citan.
Citan gives Taidhbhse a golden ring with a red ruby attached.
Theodrek wears the Sheriff's Guild badge.
Theodrek wears the Rimsilval Guild ring.
Theodrek wears a small green medallion.
Taidhbhse puts a golden ring with a red ruby attached into a bloodstained cloak.
Manni says: Rimsilval?
Raen snickers insanely.
Manni boggles at the concept.
Theodrek grins.
Theodrek says: Vacation
Theodrek sighs contentedly.
Manni says: no shit...whys that
Manni ohs interestedly.
Theodrek says: It's great
Theodrek says: No town to worry about
Ailin looks at Taidhbhse.
Theodrek mmms.
You say: tcho beca, bafroo ent shat
HP:230 EP:230> Manni says: what, a real guild?
Theodrek grins.
Manni grins like a cocky bastard.
Theodrek uh huhs, sure sure.
Theodrek baps Manni across the forehead.
Raen laughs out loud.

 As you look this man up and down, you are amazed
by his girth. He must be four feet wide! He looks and
smells as if he has been drinking for a while, but he
still looks dangerous. His thick beard is drenched with
ale, and the flies that buzz around him seem to pass
out when they come near. He is an extremely disgusting
individual, at any account.            
Manni looks dashing and adventurous in the brown fedora.
Manni needs a lesson in fashion sense.
Light flashes off of the simple ring.
Manni is a Lieutenant in the army of Mordor
With 11 wins and 4 losses.
 He is carrying:
A velvet smoking jacket (worn).
A pair of satin gloves (worn).
Stiff leather pants (worn).
A small pie filled with elf stew.
A brown fedora (worn).
Red and white striped socks (worn).
A glass flute.
An 'I've been to The 2nd Two Towers EVENT!!' badge.
An 'I've been to The 3rd Two Towers EVENT!!' badge.
A fiddle case (closed).
A gold ring with a single grey stone (worn).
An 'I've been to The 4th Two Towers EVENT!!' badge.
A commemorative token from the Event2001.
Rank insignia.
HP:230 EP:230> Paedon appears from the shadows.
Raen pats Theodrek on the back.
Kedrimond appears from the shadows.
Theodrek says: A guild where I don't fill armoury every day AND pay guild-dues
Theodrek grins.
Raen goes "WHEE!" at Paedon.
Citan says: come on we can get more people for the first triple gay star
     wars themed wedding featuring a statue in arda!

Tomas shimmers as he steps out of thin air.
Taidhbhse goes "Woo!".
Tomas smiles.
Kedrimond shivers. Brrrrrrrrrr.
Manni goes "Woo!".
Citan grins evilly, his eyes not quite able to focus.
Theodrek looks at Tomas.
You say: Fook Bee Thaa
HP:230 EP:230> Orleg appears from the shadows.
Nirrab appears from the shadows.
Kedrimond says: whats up? wedding?
Theodrek asks Tomas: Know anything about getting that staff?
Taidhbhse looks at Manni.
Citan nods.
Raen goes "Woo!".
Bad appears from the shadows.
Wasach appears from the shadows.
Manni says: Anyone logging this btw?
Citan goes "Woo!".
Wasach bows deeply and respectfully.
Kedrimond nods.
Taidhbhse says: damned ewoks
Gordo looks around the room with white glowing eyes.
Theodrek says: I would.
Ailin cheers wildly.
Raen says: Someone log this.
Bad says: Im logging.
Theodrek sighs.
Taidhbhse kicks Manni hard.
Lucifer appears from the shadows.
Theodrek pouts.
Theodrek says: Oh well.
Lucifer gasps in astonishment!
Mutalator stretches and says "May the Force be with you."
Citan goes "Woo!".
Manni hmms.
Wasach thinks that is really cool.
Taidhbhse goes "Woo!".
Theodrek snickers insanely.
Ailin claps his hands enthusiastically.
Drazul looks shocked and mumbles, "Oh my!".
Nirrab boggles at the concept.
Lucifer looks at Mutalator looms over you, in statue.
Nirrab looks at Mutalator looms over you, in statue.
Ailin says: lets get married!
Kedrimond says: did we miss it?
You emote: Hrafn says in his strange tongue : Jabba got 100000 long
buffree
HP:230 EP:230> Manni says: its a stretchy statue
Kedrimond falls down laughing.
Landrian appears from the shadows.
Tomas looks at Mutalator looms over you, in statue.
Bad gives Landrian a big HIGH FIVE!!
Nirrab looks at Guard.
You say: Jab-bah no miss logs more no
HP:230 EP:230> You say: boh tche kah
HP:230 EP:230> Kedrimond says to Ailin: Greetings.
-> Wasach wishes he had time to buy gifts
     You enter the Grand Hall of the Durmanhoth guild, the private
society of specialized problem solvers.  A blood red carpet covers
the entire floor.  The edges are gilded in a jagged gold pattern,
and the guild's crest graces its center.  The walls are made of
the blackest marble and four columns in the middle of the vast
hall match them.  Tapestries of all manner of color and design
cover the walls.  Sofas and chairs form semi-circles around two
fireplaces located in both of the eastern corners.  A set of
gigantic double doors lie in the center of the west wall, and
a stand with an ancient looking book stands next to the doors.
A small sign near the entrance informs you that there are
several things of note one might be interested in the Book of
the Durmanhoth.
    The only obvious exits are east and west.
 Landrian the sindar Warlock (Moral)
 Lucifer the sindar Archmage (Moral)
 Wasach the dunedain Warlord (Angelic)
 Bad the dunlending Warlord (Heroic)
 Nirrab the dunedain Enchanter (Villainous)
 Orleg the dunedain Warlord (Moral)
 Tomas the Black
 Kedrimond the sindar Archmage (Moral)
 Paedon the sindar Archmage (Moral)
 Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Heroic)
 Manni the hobbit Crime Lord (Demonic)
 Drazul the dunlending Warlord (Demonic)
 Citan the dunlending Warlord (Demonic)
 Ailin the dunlending Archmage (Demonic)
 Gordo the dwarf Cleaner (Immoral)
 Raen the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
 Taidhbhse the dunlending Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 An empty bottle
 An empty bottle
 Mutalator looms over you, in statue
 A silent guard
 A silent guard
HP:230 EP:230> Kedrimond says to Ailin: Greetings.
Citan says: okie back
Raen says: I'd like everyone to know, that I am the Emporer! Ailin and
     Citan are Storm Troopers, Taidhbhse is Yoda, Drazul is uhm, who cares.

Mutalator stabs Tomas from behind!
Ailin says: Greetings, Kedrimond
Wasach acks!
Taidhbhse grins.
Ailin says: thank you for comming!
Orleg shivers. Brrrrrrrrrr.
Manni coughs.
Theodrek says: Your point?
Landrian spins around and throws Orleg to the ground!
Taidhbhse says: drazul is han solo
Landrian misses Orleg.
Citan says: and manni is an ewok
Theodrek ers.
Theodrek says: Damnit
Orleg leaves east.
Landrian gets a walking staff from a large harvester's pack.
Theodrek says: I hae telnet
Mutalator says just kidding.
Drazul says: no!
-> Manni ewoks
Nirrab wants to be a lightsaber
Citan nods.
Kedrimond says: ewoks?
Kedrimond says: WHERE?!
Kedrimond says: crush them!
Drazul says: im the damned golden boy
You say: Kah beh tchi keh
HP:230 EP:230> Drazul looks shocked and mumbles, "Oh my!".
Ailin says: Mutalator, save that stuff for the honeymoon!
Orleg appears from the shadows.
Orleg hugs Landrian.
Nirrab says: quick someone wield me
Wasach wants to be Nirrab's lightsabre
An eerie silence settles, and only the flickering of the fire can be heard.
Kedrimond says: can i wield you?
Kedrimond says: That is not a weapon!
Taidhbhse says: they'll be enough swordfightinh during the wedding night
Citan nods.
Nirrab says: tomas
-> Wasach wields Nirrab
Citan winks a bloodshot eye.
Tomas smirks at Ailin with amusement.
You say: Han Soloh, Carbon look goodie goodie
HP:230 EP:230> Nirrab says: make me wieldable :P
Kedrimond says: wedding gift = reboot? :)
Raen laughs out loud.
Wasach laughs out loud.
The firelight cascades over the tapestries, deadening your soul with its effect.
Kedrimond says: new horses!
Raen nods quickly.
Raen says: Yes yes!
Kedrimond says: good gift!
Raen says: Reboot!
Ailin says: yes, the reception will be immediatly after the wedding, at the
     FRA guildhall

Nirrab says: You wield your Nirrab.
Raen nods quickly.
Kedrimond hmms.
Wasach scratches his head.
Taidhbhse says: ladies and gentlemen gathered here today we are
Ailin says: Beer and tossed salad for everyone.
Wasach looks at Mutalator looms over you, in statue.
Bad looks at an ancient short sword.
Theodrek snickers insanely.
You say: Tcha beh caboor
HP:230 EP:230> Manni looks at Bad.
Raen falls down laughing.
Landrian says: noobs feel comfortable around other noobs
Taidhbhse says: Shh.
Bad says: Someone lost it.
-> Citan looks purrty
Landrian spins around and throws Orleg to the ground!
Landrian misses Orleg.
Orleg leaves east.
Nirrab leaves east.
Manni stifles a giggle.
Orleg appears from the shadows.
Nirrab appears from the shadows.
Orleg hugs Landrian.
You mark Orleg for a stiff punishment.
HP:230 EP:230> Theodrek hehs.
You glare stonily into space.
HP:230 EP:230> Raen tickles Orleg incessantly.
Orleg says: no!
Manni gives Orleg a good spanking!
The firelight cascades over the tapestries, deadening your soul with its effect.
Taidhbhse says: ailin, mutalator, and citan married they will be
Orleg kicks Theodrek hard.
Wasach says, "woh!" and takes a step back!
You say: tcha ge mee boo
HP:230 EP:230> Raen says: Shh.
Raen says: Everyone, Shh!
Ailin beams brightly.
Suddenly, Orleg stabs Landrian from behind!
Orleg bites Landrian with the fang, leaving ugly wounds!
Landrian starts casting a spell.
Citan says: quiet, this is my day!
Orleg hits Landrian very hard, leaving severed body parts!
Landrian misses Orleg.
Orleg hits Landrian very hard, leaving severed body parts!
Landrian misses Orleg.
There is a flash of lightning as Tomas ends the battle.
Orleg shivers. Brrrrrrrrrr.
Landrian points at Orleg.
Tomas says: SILENCE
Wasach cheers wildly.
Theodrek says: Ouchie, the bite
Taidhbhse hugs Tomas.
Theodrek snickers insanely.
Theodrek refuses!
Kedrimond kicks Orleg hard.
Nirrab is only here to start the moshpit at the reception
You see a shadow quickly flit across the wall.
You say: Tcha keh, Orleg
HP:230 EP:230> Theodrek blahs blah blah.
Taidhbhse says: ailin repeat after me you will repeat
Theodrek grins at Tomas.
-> Orleg knels
HP:230 EP:227> Ailin says: No, I have prepared my own vows
Ailin looks at Citan.
Orleg the dunedain Warlord (Moral) 
On for:  2h 54m 52s                       Gender: male
Age: 35d 15h 11m 58s                      
Can be mailed: Orleg@Combe
Info: i love the smell of napalm in the morning 
HP:230 EP:228> Citan nods.
Orleg looks at Citan.
Citan looks at Ailin.
Ailin looks at Mutalator looms over you, in statue.
Taidhbhse says: proceed you may
Citan looks at Mutalator looms over you, in statue.
Gold: 916              Encumbrance: heavily encumbered  
You are carrying the following on your person:
 A large meat filled pasty (in hands).
 The ice staff of Ulkhalad (wielded).
 A dwarven war shield (worn).
 A dwarven hauberk (worn).
 A gold ring with a single grey stone (worn).
 A beautiful, albeit empty pipe.
HP:230 EP:229> Taidhbhse takes a golden ring with a red ruby attached from a bloodstained cloak.
Taidhbhse gives Ailin a golden ring with a red ruby attached.
Kedrimond falls down laughing.
Bad tips his hat.
Bad leaves east.
Nirrab says: if i had known there was gonna be a wedding i woulda kept the
     diamond ring :P

Wasach looks at Guard.
Kedrimond nods at Landrian.
Kedrimond looks at Guard.
Wasach looks at Guard.
Wasach thinks that is really cool.
Ailin says: Citan, Inanimate statue, I have loved you since the first day I
     saw the ungodly large balance of your bank accounts.

Manni hehs.
Kedrimond falls down laughing.
Theodrek snorts in amusement.
Orleg leaves east.
Nirrab smirks in amusement.
Ailin says: and I will love you until the day I die, or find someone
     richer.

Mutalator flexs his bank accounts.
You say: Che kah boo, Ailin
HP:230 EP:230> Theodrek goes Hah!
Citan weeps dramatically.
Nirrab hides his wallet
Theodrek hides his 17 gold.
You say: Ritch-ah
HP:230 EP:230> -> Taidhbhse wipes a tear away
Ailin says: now, lets get this show on the road, because this bulge in my
     thong

Ailin looks at a small black tooth on a thong.
Kedrimond falls down laughing.
Ailin says: aint no ewok.
You can't get your hands on any gold.
HP:230 EP:225> -> Wasach pulls out the video camera and starts taping before it's too late
A blood curdling scream comes from deep inside the guild hall.
Theodrek lets loose a noisome stench!
Landrian says: you hand out props like they are free
Landrian peers quizzically at Kedrimond.
Ailin gives Citan a golden ring with a red ruby attached.
Kedrimond mutters at Landrian.
Kedrimond says: sorry d'ad
Citan wears a golden ring with a red ruby attached.
Taidhbhse gets a smoothly polished white ring from a bloodstained cloak.
Taidhbhse gives Citan a smoothly polished white ring.
Nirrab looks at an ominous dark ring.
Taidhbhse says: vows have you citan?
Citan nods.
Taidhbhse says: proceed you may
Sloane appears from the shadows.
Citan says: Ailin, I wanted to be your bitch ever since you made me pay for
     dinner the first time

Autosave.
Raen falls down laughing.
Paedon chuckles.
Manni laughs out loud.
-> Taidhbhse wipes a tear away
Raen wets his pants laughing.
Theodrek weeps dramatically.
HP:230 EP:227> -> Nirrab hopes one of these fools disguises gender :P
Citan says: And I knew right then and there, you were the unemployed one i
     wanted to support for the rest of my life

HP:230 EP:225> Kedrimond nods at Landrian.
Theodrek laughs out loud.
Citan says: and I know that mutalator will always be made of hard stone
Citan says: unlike you
Citan says: and will take care of me when you can't
Ailin blinks away the tears.
You say: cha koo, Mutah-latoh, much hardah
HP:230 EP:227> Citan gives Ailin a smoothly polished white ring.
Someone wears a smoothly polished white ring (glowing).
Someone says: i love you both
Someone looks around the room with white glowing eyes.
Nirrab appears from the shadows.
Paedon leaves east.
Raen looks around the room with white glowing eyes.
Theodrek looks around the room with white glowing eyes.
Nirrab grins peculiarily.
     You enter the Grand Hall of the Durmanhoth guild, the private
society of specialized problem solvers.  A blood red carpet covers
the entire floor.  The edges are gilded in a jagged gold pattern,
and the guild's crest graces its center.  The walls are made of
the blackest marble and four columns in the middle of the vast
hall match them.  Tapestries of all manner of color and design
cover the walls.  Sofas and chairs form semi-circles around two
fireplaces located in both of the eastern corners.  A set of
gigantic double doors lie in the center of the west wall, and
a stand with an ancient looking book stands next to the doors.
A small sign near the entrance informs you that there are
several things of note one might be interested in the Book of
the Durmanhoth.
    The only obvious exits are east and west.
 Nirrab the dunedain Enchanter (Villainous)
 Sloane the sindar Untouchable (Heroic)
 Landrian the sindar Warlock (Moral)
 Lucifer the sindar Archmage (Moral)
 Wasach the dunedain Warlord (Angelic)
 Tomas the Black
 Kedrimond the sindar Archmage (Moral)
 Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Heroic)
 Manni the hobbit Crime Lord (Demonic)
 Drazul the dunlending Warlord (Demonic)
 Citan the dunlending Warlord (Demonic)
 Ailin the dunlending Archmage (Demonic)
 Gordo the dwarf Cleaner (Immoral)
 Raen the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
 Taidhbhse the dunlending Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 An empty bottle
 An empty bottle
 Mutalator looms over you, in statue
 A silent guard
 A silent guard
HP:230 EP:228> Citan looks around the room with white glowing eyes.
Nirrab says: morons
Theodrek narrows his eyes.
Theodrek knees Nirrab in the groin.
     You enter the Grand Hall of the Durmanhoth guild, the private
society of specialized problem solvers.  A blood red carpet covers
the entire floor.  The edges are gilded in a jagged gold pattern,
and the guild's crest graces its center.  The walls are made of
the blackest marble and four columns in the middle of the vast
hall match them.  Tapestries of all manner of color and design
cover the walls.  Sofas and chairs form semi-circles around two
fireplaces located in both of the eastern corners.  A set of
gigantic double doors lie in the center of the west wall, and
a stand with an ancient looking book stands next to the doors.
A small sign near the entrance informs you that there are
several things of note one might be interested in the Book of
the Durmanhoth.
    The only obvious exits are east and west.
 Nirrab the dunedain Enchanter (Villainous)
 Sloane the sindar Untouchable (Heroic)
 Landrian the sindar Warlock (Moral)
 Lucifer the sindar Archmage (Moral)
 Wasach the dunedain Warlord (Angelic)
 Tomas the Black
 Kedrimond the sindar Archmage (Moral)
 Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Heroic)
 Manni the hobbit Crime Lord (Demonic)
 Drazul the dunlending Warlord (Demonic)
 Citan the dunlending Warlord (Demonic)
 Ailin the dunlending Archmage (Demonic)
 Gordo the dwarf Cleaner (Immoral)
 Raen the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
 Taidhbhse the dunlending Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 An empty bottle
 An empty bottle
 Mutalator looms over you, in statue
 A silent guard
 A silent guard
HP:230 EP:228> Mutalator says: Well I like killing folk but everyone has to have friends.
I thought it time I got me some more kin folk.
Taidhbhse says: and with these things said, man and man and statue you are
Kedrimond says: sniff, You don't have the proper training to do that!
Theodrek sniffles.
Citan weeps dramatically.
Wasach weeps dramatically.
You see a shadow quickly flit across the wall.
     You enter the Grand Hall of the Durmanhoth guild, the private
society of specialized problem solvers.  A blood red carpet covers
the entire floor.  The edges are gilded in a jagged gold pattern,
and the guild's crest graces its center.  The walls are made of
the blackest marble and four columns in the middle of the vast
hall match them.  Tapestries of all manner of color and design
cover the walls.  Sofas and chairs form semi-circles around two
fireplaces located in both of the eastern corners.  A set of
gigantic double doors lie in the center of the west wall, and
a stand with an ancient looking book stands next to the doors.
A small sign near the entrance informs you that there are
several things of note one might be interested in the Book of
the Durmanhoth.
    The only obvious exits are east and west.
 Nirrab the dunedain Enchanter (Villainous)
 Sloane the sindar Untouchable (Heroic)
 Landrian the sindar Warlock (Moral)
 Lucifer the sindar Archmage (Moral)
 Wasach the dunedain Warlord (Angelic)
 Tomas the Black
 Kedrimond the sindar Archmage (Moral)
 Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Heroic)
 Manni the hobbit Crime Lord (Demonic)
 Drazul the dunlending Warlord (Demonic)
 Citan the dunlending Warlord (Demonic)
 Ailin the dunlending Archmage (Demonic)
 Gordo the dwarf Cleaner (Immoral)
 Raen the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
 Taidhbhse the dunlending Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 An empty bottle
 An empty bottle
 Mutalator looms over you, in statue
 A silent guard
 A silent guard
HP:230 EP:230> Taidhbhse says: kiss your life-partners you may
Raen sniffles.
Wasach sobs uncontrollably.
Mutalator says: I may be a statue, but even statues have rights
Kedrimond says to Nirrab: sniff corpse?
-> Taidhbhse wipes a tear away
You say: beh tcho, ring-oh?
HP:230 EP:230> Lucifer leaves east.
Nirrab hehs.
HP:230 EP:227> Kedrimond gives Landrian some gold coins.
HP:230 EP:225> Wasach looks at Tomas.
Mutalator says: So I do
Taidhbhse says: butch, bitch, and inanimate object
Citan sobs uncontrollably.
Nirrab sighs 4am and alls well.
Taidhbhse says: wed you are
Raen cheers wildly.
Raen cheers wildly.
Ailin pulls Citan close and gives him a long, loving french kiss.
The light from Kedrimond's staff begins to flicker.
Kedrimond cheers wildly.
Theodrek applauds vigorously.
Manni claps his hands enthusiastically.
Raen goes "WHEE!!".
Raen goes "Woo!".
Tomas claps his hands enthusiastically.
Raen cheers wildly.
Raen claps his hands enthusiastically.
A blood curdling scream comes from deep inside the guild hall.
Drazul looks shocked and mumbles, "Oh my!".
Raen applauds vigorously.
-> Citan places himself in between for the most beautiful star wars themed love sandwhich ever
Gordo cheers wildly.
Wasach cheers wildly.
Ailin throws up his arms, blowing kisses mutalator.
You say: che koo, congratu-badoo
HP:230 EP:227> Nirrab slams into Sloane and begins moshing in a circle!!
Nirrab slams into Landrian and begins moshing in a circle!!
Nirrab slams into Wasach and begins moshing in a circle!!
Nirrab slams into Tomas and begins moshing in a circle!!
Nirrab slams into Kedrimond and begins moshing in a circle!!
Nirrab slams into Theodrek and begins moshing in a circle!!
Nirrab slams into Manni and begins moshing in a circle!!
Nirrab slams into Drazul and begins moshing in a circle!!
Nirrab slams into Citan and begins moshing in a circle!!
Nirrab slams into Ailin and begins moshing in a circle!!
Nirrab slams into Gordo and begins moshing in a circle!!
Nirrab slams into Raen and begins moshing in a circle!!
Nirrab slams into you and begins to mosh in a circle!!
Nirrab slams into Taidhbhse and begins moshing in a circle!!
Wasach applauds vigorously.
Ailin cheers wildly.
Kedrimond lowers his staff and it stops emitting light.
Theodrek starts to sway and chants Honeymoon!, Honeymoon!, Honeymoon!! You
     take a cautious step back.

Kedrimond chuckles.
Citan goes "Woo!".
Kedrimond says to Landrian: les go.
Ailin says: Gay wedding party at the FRA Guild!
Kedrimond leaves east.
Nirrab says: screw the honeymoon
Raen wrinkles his nose at Theodrek and exclaims, "Eww, Gross!".
Wasach goes "WHEE!!".
Taidhbhse starts to sway and chants lightsaber party, lightsaber party,
     lightsaber party! You take a cautious step back.

Landrian taps his foot impatiently.
Landrian leaves east.
Nirrab says: i wanna see the video tape that comes from it :P
Raen shouts: to the FRA guild hall!
Wasach chuckles softly behind his beard.
Citan says: carry me!
Nirrab removes an ominous dark ring.
Nirrab puts an ominous dark ring into an Orc courier pack.
You say: cha race there boo
HP:230 EP:230>      You enter the Grand Hall of the Durmanhoth guild, the private
society of specialized problem solvers.  A blood red carpet covers
the entire floor.  The edges are gilded in a jagged gold pattern,
and the guild's crest graces its center.  The walls are made of
the blackest marble and four columns in the middle of the vast
hall match them.  Tapestries of all manner of color and design
cover the walls.  Sofas and chairs form semi-circles around two
fireplaces located in both of the eastern corners.  A set of
gigantic double doors lie in the center of the west wall, and
a stand with an ancient looking book stands next to the doors.
A small sign near the entrance informs you that there are
several things of note one might be interested in the Book of
the Durmanhoth.
    The only obvious exits are east and west.
 Nirrab the dunedain Enchanter (Villainous)
 Sloane the sindar Untouchable (Heroic)
 Wasach the dunedain Warlord (Angelic)
 Tomas the Black
 Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Heroic)
 Manni the hobbit Crime Lord (Demonic)
 Drazul the dunlending Warlord (Demonic)
 Citan the dunlending Warlord (Demonic)
 Ailin the dunlending Archmage (Demonic)
 Gordo the dwarf Cleaner (Immoral)
 Raen the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
 Taidhbhse the dunlending Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 An empty bottle
 An empty bottle
 Mutalator looms over you, in statue
 A silent guard
 A silent guard
HP:230 EP:230> You grin mischievously.
HP:230 EP:230> Ailin forms a new party.
Theodrek says: take citan > His ass is too big to be moved by normal means.
Theodrek whistles a Rohirrim war-song.
Ailin invited Citan to join his party.
Citan joins Ailin's party.
Ailin leaves east.
Citan leaves east.
Nirrab leaves east.
What?
HP:230 EP:230> Wasach chuckles softly behind his beard.
Do: starting commands.
HP:230 EP:230> A clearing with a tree(s)
HP:230 EP:230> You can't go that way!
HP:230 EP:230> A dead clearing(enter, n, e, s and w)
 Citan the dunlending Warlord (Demonic)
 Ailin the dunlending Archmage (Demonic)