The next Amusing Tidbits installment is ready for your viewing enjoyment... Special Edition: NPC conversations! **Thanks to Ash for the help**
[ Beorning ] Jad: Talan tells you: sorry...just set osse on fire....kind
of busy
HP:220 EP:113| %% legend me
Fimbu the dunlending Mastermind (Demonic)
On for: 1h 20m 38s Gender: male
Age: 46d 8h 54m 10s
Can be mailed: Fimbu@Combe Fimbu has recorded a life story.
Info: FRA
HP:220 EP:113|*** Somewhere, something grows dark.***
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A side street(n, s and w)
HP:220 EP:114| %% w
The Courthouse(e)
HP:220 EP:114| %% who
The Two Towers
Kasper the eorling Exterminator (Heroic) (mortal)
Ailin the dunlending Battlemage (Shadowspawn of Mordor) (mortal)
Fimbu the dunlending Mastermind (Demonic) (mortal)
Ichneumon the dunedain Battle Lord (Moral) (mortal)
Baral the silvan Crime Lord (Hand of Eru) (mortal)
Citan the dunlending Warlord (Villainous) (mortal)
Armada the dunedain Emperor (Shadowspawn of Mordor) (mortal)
Gazza the hobbit Archmage (Shadowspawn of Mordor) (mortal)
Fuingul the sindar Sorcerer {Destructive} (lvl 20)
Jonny the dunlending Warlord (Villainous) (lvl 20)
Talan the dunedain Untouchable (Shadowspawn of Mordor) (guildmaster)
Ketan the dunlending Word of the Day (Kismet |KIZ-met|) (guildmaster)
Total friends and enemies and assassins and guildmates: 12
Total users: 99
HP:220 EP:114| %% eh
You eh.
HP:220 EP:115|
HP:230 EP:230>
The sea-mist perfume Theodrek wears reminds you of an ocean breeze.
Theodrek stinks like a corpse rotting for days!
Theodrek stinks like a corpse rotting for days!
Stevetyler the dunlending lead singer of Aerosmith
Last on: 1h 29m 44s ago. Gender: male
Age: 5m 58s (Testchar)
HP:230 EP:140| Galuf tells you: holy shit... You sneak up and stab Soldier from behind!
You spike the blade of the axe into Soldier. You tear open Soldier, like
an angry dragon! Soldier doesn't look so great.
%% tell galuf They start at average, foo ;)
You tell Galuf: They start at average, foo ;)
HP:230 EP:141| Galuf tells you: oh yeah :)
Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into your opponent!
HP:210 EP:127> g
You attack Galor.
HP:210 EP:127> You miss Jureka.
Galor misses you.
Jureka falls to the ground.
Jureka is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
Jureka says: So be it! You shall die for your stupidity!
Without warning, Jureka stabs you from behind!
HP:210 EP:127> g
You are too busy to make an attack!
Galor hits you very hard.
Jureka is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
You ask Wandering girl about sex.
Wandering girl looks you up and down, and deems you unworthy.
(HP:113 EP:139) Fairfax says: I'd suck a dick for a phial
Mord arcs a curious eyebrow.
'fdl
You say: fdl
(HP:114 EP:140) Fairfax says: I'd suck it good
Hrafn decides that looking like a big top at a circus is the
latest thing in fashion and wraps himself in a muumuu, proceeding to
saunter around like a moron.
Hrafn wears a red velvet muumuu.
You ask Young girl about if its the right size for her.
The child stares back at you with big eyes.
You ask Thief about having a look down his pants.
Thief avoids your piercing eyes and tries to hide himself somewhere.
You ask Worried woman about a blow job. The woman shakes
her head shyly and turns away.
You ask Rawl about how long his penis is.
Rawl wheezes and grumbles; seems he doesn't know.
You ask Busy clerk about how they make babies.
Busy clerk says: I have no time to explain that to you now.
You ask Weathered sailor about please becoming erect.
The sailor concentrates a moment, then shrugs.
You ask Lanky pirate about a bit of fun.
Lanky pirate grins at you conspiratorially.
You ask Elven scout about gettin it on! *tickle*.
Elven scout says: I have no time for this nonsense. Stop diverting me from my
duty!
You ask Weary traveller about a woman's bed.
Weary traveller says: Nope never been there.
You ask Crazy about banging me for a bit.
Crazy says: Heheheheheheeeee. Ding dong, ding dong. Shhh. Aule is
listening.
You ask Receptionist about sex.
Receptionist says: No time for that, I must finish packing.
You follow Theodrek north.
A cell(s)
Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic)
A miserable looking prisoner is standing here.
Theodrek closes the south door.
Theodrek locks the south door.
Theodrek grins.
bash south door
You smack the hell out of it, but only succeed in embarrassing yourself.
(HP:230 EP:52) 'hehe
You say: hehe
(HP:230 EP:51) pick south door
Your fingers get tangled up because you are in too much of a hurry.
(HP:230 EP:50) Theodrek throws his head back and cackles with glee.
l
This is a lockhole. It is a dark, damp, musty hole dug into the ground
which used to be used for storage but now serves as prison cells. A door
to your south leads into the prison hallway.
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The south door is locked.
The only obvious exit is south.
Theodrek the eorling Untouchable (Angelic)
A miserable looking prisoner is standing here.
(HP:230 EP:47) lick theodrek
You lick Theodrek.
(HP:230 EP:46) hunt off
Theodrek mmms.
You stop hunting Theodrek.
(HP:230 EP:45) l prisoner
Theodrek moans in estacy.
He looks very strong and dangerous. He's about three and a half feet
tall and looks like he could crush you with one hand. Makes you wonder
what he was put in here for.
He is empty handed.
(HP:230 EP:45) Laryn tells you: a suit of iron scalemail is now on sale as lot 209, minimum bid
100 gold FRESH
Theodrek says: Take me!
fdl
You fall down laughing.
(HP:230 EP:45) Theodrek says: Harder! Harder!
Theodrek moves his baby in spasmatic motions.
Morgar tells you: You tell Nightfall: you should see my weapon
Morgar tells you: You tell Nightfall: its fucking pimp
Morgar tells you: Nightfall tells you: mine sucks.. i need a fag
Morgar tells you: Nightfall tells you: Fang, fang
Morgar tells you: Nightfall tells you: i have bashgeroy on my mind now :)
You ask Guard about his sexual preference.
I won't answer questions about that!HP:230 EP:230|
You ask Senile Healer about last night.
Senile Healer says in Silvan: Well, I don't remember much
about that!
You tell Ash: You ask Senile Healer about last night. Senile Healer says: Well, I don't remember much about that!
Ash told you: You simply aint worth to remember
Mazza tells you: 2 1 1 2
Mazza tells you: oops
Mazza tells you: typed miz instead of mix
legend me
Mizrahi the eorling Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
You ask Antonia about the virtues of sex underwater.
Antonia says: That is an excellent question. Perhaps we could discuss it
later.
You ask Farmer's lad about the money first.
The boy simply stares at you, uninterested.
You ask Dana about having a three-way.
Dana says in Rohirric: I'll be right with you!
You ask Elkros about a quickie.
Elkros says: You should go talk with my wife.
You ask Rohirrim guard about sex with animals.
Rohirrim guard says: Don't you see I am busy thinking how to mount this devil animal
?!?
Rohirrim guard says: Damn horse! It was so peaceful when this man led it...
The guard looks at his armour with disgust and says: Oh my, I will have to mend it!
[ Rim-Ainacam ] Theodrek Eothain: sell penis > Daisy looks you up and down, smirks, and starts laughing loudly.
You meekishly walk off as Daisy begins telling the other guild members about the toothpick you just tried to sell her.
Manolya told you: how can I tell which race I'm don't laugh I forgot
Manolya the silvan Armchair Vigilante (Impartial)
On for: 39m 35s Gender: female
Age: 18h 6m 30s
Info: Beautiful princess and ***very smart girl*** :) @@@@@.
@Bree Fimbu Biggles, Cardinal and High Ruling Mortal Councilor of Bree:
Greetings, slaves.