i forgot the password for the alt that logged this and the char no longer exists so i dont see a prob posting this, mp wise. This is a conversation i had with azmodan after i killed him. both he and i were still in the leveling process. I think the char responsible was lvl 13 at the time. a light read, im not asking for praise, nor criticism, just wanted to put something up because i bored.
Azmodan tells you: wtf was that?
You tell Azmodan: mistell?
HP:200 EP:52> Azmodan tells you: you just killed me you cocksucker
Azmodan tells you: what do you think this is?
You tell Azmodan: i think you're mistaken
Azmodan tells you: ok gona ask you again what was it about?
You have been issued a subpoena for murdering Azmodan.
You have 1 hour to report to the nearest judge and enter your plea.
You tell Azmodan: i was helping a friend, i didnt ask why he wanted it, i just
helped him. he said he would get death blow, but failed
HP:200 EP:80> Azmodan tells you: who was friend/
You tell Azmodan: can't say. you're gonna report me either way, so it doesnt
do me any good to rat him out
You tell Azmodan: i got the final hit, i shall suffer the consequences alone
HP:200 EP:85> Azmodan tells you: pondering why me level 11 was killed when i havent talked
to anybody...
You tell Azmodan: i like that unidle trigger tho :P
HP:200 EP:87> Law Reminder: You have 57 minutes to answer your subpoena.
You tell Azmodan: i could blackmail you with that, ainur dont like it, but i'm
not that kinda guy
HP:200 EP:89> Azmodan tells you: with what?
You tell Azmodan: no one goes un idle at 29 minutes and 30 seconds
You tell Azmodan: you went unidle at 29 min, ran to mt, then ran back to the
plains where you were before, and started idling again
HP:200 EP:93> Azmodan tells you: i was sitting around doing some other shit buddy
You tell Azmodan: and you just happened to come back at 29:30
HP:200 EP:95> Azmodan tells you: yep
You tell Azmodan: right
HP:200 EP:96> Azmodan tells you: you cant go into mt with no alias or trigger
HP:200 EP:96> Azmodan tells you: if you warent stupid you'd know :)
You tell Azmodan: yeah you can
You tell Azmodan: i've got an alias to get from edoras to alexa in night and
day
HP:200 EP:97> Azmodan tells you: sure... and when grond is there you magicaly teleport
You tell Azmodan: so, i dont use unidle triggers so it's not a problem for me
to find my way back :P
HP:200 EP:100> Azmodan tells you: whatever stop acusing me of shit i'll idle whatever i want
You tell Azmodan: i dont mind you idling, what i mind is that you used a
trigger/timer to keep you online when you werent there
HP:200 EP:102> Azmodan tells you: what im getting pissed off about is that i didnt and your
talking shit
You tell Azmodan: and when grond is there, it doesnt teleport, it tells you
"you dont dare move while grond is here"
HP:200 EP:103> Azmodan tells you: for your information my brother was on he finished i came
back blah whatever
You tell Azmodan: if you say so. let the ainur decide
You tell Azmodan: if you're tellin the truth, they'll find out and you wont
have any probs
HP:200 EP:107> Azmodan tells you: yes go blow yourself your starting to piss me of
You tell Azmodan: god forbid anyone piss you off :/
You tell Azmodan: actually, the real reason is because you aliased a diamond
from me in MD while i was already in the treasure room, and i couldnt
find anyone else online that i wanted to kill. victim of circumstance i
guess
You tell Azmodan: and then when i sent you a tell about it, you ignored me
Azmodan tells you: aww poor boy lost a 100 gold
You tell Azmodan: you lost more than that retraining stats, so who lost the
most?
HP:200 EP:116> Azmodan tells you: dont worry i didnt loose shit
Azmodan tells you: your the one who doesnt know who he's fuckin with
You tell Azmodan: this is an alt, i really dont care what you have done to it
You tell Azmodan: if it makes you feel any better, you were my first pk. just
quested a nice srs and wanted to use it and see how it worked.
Azmodan tells you: yeah good for you got a nice idle kill on a level 1
Azmodan tells you: er 11
You tell Azmodan: you were my first, who was i supposed to take on, spartan?
lol
HP:200 EP:123> Azmodan tells you: yes it's fun
Azmodan tells you: then you could brag your ass about it
Azmodan tells you: killing me makes you look like a jackass
You tell Azmodan: do you see me bragging about it now?
You tell Azmodan: do you see me bragging about it now?
HP:200 EP:125> Law Reminder: You have 47 minutes to answer your subpoena.
You tell Azmodan: i didnt do it to brag about, i wanted the experience
HP:200 EP:126> Azmodan tells you: dont go after peoples alt's cause they'll get on their
deathmasters and rape you
You tell Azmodan: feel free
You tell Azmodan: dont steal from lowlevels :P
HP:200 EP:130> Azmodan tells you: i didnt even see it
You tell Azmodan: i was i think level 4 when it happened, who's worse?
HP:200 EP:131> Azmodan tells you: your the crybaby
You tell Azmodan: who's crying about geting killed "wah, im gonna get my alt
after you"
Azmodan tells you: your crying about a little diamond
You tell Azmodan: i think it's just funny, i did it for sport, and yet you're
threatening revenge because you're actually upset
HP:200 EP:134> Azmodan tells you: yeah i dont like my lowbies getting killed like this
Azmodan tells you: now dont make me turn you into sport
You tell Azmodan: use better judgement and manners and your lowbies wont get
killed
HP:200 EP:137> Azmodan tells you: all i was doing was minding my own business when your
stupid ass camealong
Azmodan tells you: and when i alias something i usualy dont bother to check
what i took if you wanted the diamond you should have grabbed it your bad