Amusing?

Posted by
Nirrab [legacy]
Uploaded
27 July 2002 00:00:00
Type
Misc

Something different at least. He actually gagged me so I had some fun with it :P


HP:210 EP:37> Do: Commands completed.
HP:210 EP:37> Avant the dunedain Master Thief (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
Avant smells like a fresh day, far at sea...enchanting!
Avant smells like a fresh day, far at sea...enchanting!
Avant smells like a fresh day, far at sea...enchanting!
Avant smells like a fresh day, far at sea...enchanting!
Avant smells like a fresh day, far at sea...enchanting!
Avant smells incredibly sensual for some reason.
Avant smells incredibly sensual for some reason.
Avant smells incredibly sensual for some reason.
Avant smells incredibly sensual for some reason.
Avant smells incredibly sensual for some reason.
The myrrh Avant is wearing makes your head spin.
The myrrh Avant is wearing makes your head spin.
The myrrh Avant is wearing makes your head spin.
The myrrh Avant is wearing makes your head spin.
The myrrh Avant is wearing makes your head spin.
Avant smells like a fresh day, far at sea...enchanting!
Avant smells like a fresh day, far at sea...enchanting!
Avant smells like a fresh day, far at sea...enchanting!
Avant smells like a fresh day, far at sea...enchanting!
Avant smells like a fresh day, far at sea...enchanting!
Avant is wearing a soft, attractive lavender fragrance.
Avant is wearing a soft, attractive lavender fragrance.
Avant is wearing a soft, attractive lavender fragrance.
Avant is wearing a soft, attractive lavender fragrance.
Avant is wearing a soft, attractive lavender fragrance.
Avant smells like a fresh day, far at sea...enchanting!
Avant smells like a fresh day, far at sea...enchanting!
Avant smells like a fresh day, far at sea...enchanting!
Avant smells like a fresh day, far at sea...enchanting!
Avant is wearing a delicious-smelling honeysuckle fragrance.
Avant is wearing a delicious-smelling honeysuckle fragrance.
Avant is wearing a delicious-smelling honeysuckle fragrance.
Avant is wearing a delicious-smelling honeysuckle fragrance.
 He is carrying:
A stamped staying-permit.
A brand new set of climbing gear (worn).
A spellbook.
A message stone.
HP:210 EP:37> The sensuous myrrh Avant is wearing tickles your fancy.
The sea-mist perfume Avant wears reminds you of an ocean breeze.
Nildnab grumbles.
Valkyre enters.
Valkyre leaves south.
fdl
You fall down laughing.
HP:210 EP:37> The sensuous myrrh Avant is wearing tickles your fancy.
Avant's sweet fragrance caresses your senses like a soft breeze.
The sea-mist perfume Avant wears reminds you of an ocean breeze.
Avant's sweet fragrance caresses your senses like a soft breeze.
You smile as you notice the scent of lavender from Avant.
Avant's sweet fragrance caresses your senses like a soft breeze.
Nildnab looks at himself.
The sea-mist perfume Avant wears reminds you of an ocean breeze.
Avant tells you: No thanks.
The sea-mist perfume Avant wears reminds you of an ocean breeze.
The musk Avant is wearing smells virile and potent.
Nildnab screams like a mad cow!
Avant snickers insanely.
The sea-mist perfume Avant wears reminds you of an ocean breeze.
The sea-mist perfume Avant wears reminds you of an ocean breeze.
The musk Avant is wearing smells virile and potent.
The sensuous myrrh Avant is wearing tickles your fancy.
Nildnab will be right back...
glance
Outside Rhosgobel(e, cave, s, n, se, w and sw)
 Avant the dunedain Master Thief (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Adzakal the hobbit Boss (Demonic)
 Nildnab the dwarf Executioner (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 A signpost
HP:210 EP:38> Avant says: I smell good.
The sea-mist perfume Avant wears reminds you of an ocean breeze.
The musk Avant is wearing smells virile and potent.
The sea-mist perfume Avant wears 'now go swim at huaberk
reminds you of an ocean breeze.
You say: now go swim at huaberk
HP:210 EP:38> glance
Avant's sweet fragrance caresses your senses like a soft breeze.
Outside Rhosgobel(e, cave, s, n, se, w and sw)
 Avant the dunedain Master Thief (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Adzakal the hobbit Boss (Demonic)
 Nildnab the dwarf Executioner (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 A signpost
HP:210 EP:38> The sea-mist perfume Avant wears reminds you of an ocean breeze.
The musk Avant is wearing smells virile and potent.
Nildnab leaves west.
You smile as you notice the scent of lavender from Avant.
Avant's sweet fragrance caresses your senses like a soft breeze.
The sea-mist perfume Avant wears reminds you of an ocean breeze.
You smile as you notice the scent of lavender from Avant.
'#GAG Avant
You say: #GAG Avant
HP:210 EP:39> ack
Avant says: I don't want it all to go awya.
You ack!
HP:210 EP:39> The sea-mist perfume Avant wears reminds you of an ocean breeze.
The musk Avant is wearing smells virile and potent.
'did i say that
You say: did i say that
HP:210 EP:39> The sea-mist perfume Avant wears reminds you of an ocean breeze.
glance
Outside Rhosgobel(e, cave, s, n, se, w and sw)
 Avant the dunedain Master Thief (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Adzakal the hobbit Boss (Demonic)
 A signpost
HP:210 EP:39> 'it wont
The sea-mist perfume Avant wears reminds you of an ocean breeze.
You say: it wont
HP:210 EP:39> The sensuous myrrh Avant is wearing tickles your fancy.
The sensuous myrrh Avant is wearing tickles your fancy.
Avant falls down laughing.
You smile as you notice the scent of lavender from Avant.
The sea-mist perfume Avant wears reminds you of an ocean breeze.
The sensuous myrrh Avant is wearing tickles your fancy.
'you end up with both
The musk Avant is wearing smells virile and potent.
You say: you end up with both
HP:210 EP:39> The sea-mist perfume Avant wears reminds you of an ocean breeze.
The sensuous myrrh Avant is wearing tickles your fancy.
You smile as you notice the scent of lavender from Avant.
Valkyre enters.
The sea-mist perfume Avant wears reminds you of an ocean breeze.
The sea-mist perfume Avant wears reminds you of an ocean breeze.
The sea-mist perfume Avant wears reminds you of an ocean breeze.
The musk Avant is wearing smells virile and potent.
'you smell like sewer and perfume same time
Your skin is beginning to soften.
The musk Avant is wearing smells virile and potent.
You say: you smell like sewer and perfume same time
HP:210 EP:40> 'its amusing
You say: its amusing
HP:210 EP:40> Valkyre leaves southwest.
Spurv enters.
Avant's sweet fragrance caresses your senses like a soft breeze.
Avant's sweet fragrance caresses your senses like a soft breeze.
The sea-mist perfume Avant wears reminds you of an ocean breeze.
Avant's sweet fragrance caresses your senses like a soft breeze.
The sea-mist perfume Avant wears reminds you of an ocean breeze.
glance
The sea-mist perfume Avant wears reminds you of an ocean breeze.
i
Outside Rhosgobel(e, cave, s, n, se, w and sw)
 Spurv the sindar Archmage (Heroic)
 Avant the dunedain Master Thief (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Adzakal the hobbit Boss (Demonic)
 A signpost
HP:210 EP:40> Avant says: I just typed "#GAG Nirrab"
Gold: 613              Encumbrance: moderately encumbered
You are carrying the following on your person:
 A phial of Roderick's Dream Potion (in hands).
 A four leaf clover.
 A four leaf clover.
 A four leaf clover.
 A four leaf clover.
 A four leaf clover.
 A crystal (worn).
 A crystal (worn).
 A keyring containing 4 keys (worn).
 A simple sheepskin sheath containing a sailor's cutlass (worn).
 A staff sling containing a walking staff (worn).
 A finely-shaped pearl carapace (worn).
 A dwarven mining pack (worn).
 A stamped staying-permit.
 A book of poetry.
 A large, empty dragonclaw pipe.
 A stunning gold ring.
 A silver harp.
 Nirrab's Spellbook.
 The Tale of Beren and Luthien.
 A carved war-horn.
 A message stone.
 A shimmering silver ring.
 The Mortal Council rulebook.
HP:210 EP:40> The sensuous myrrh Avant is wearing tickles your fancy.
Avant says: I just typed "#GAG Nirrab"
The musk Avant is wearing smells virile and potent.
You smile as you notice the scent of lavender from Avant.
Nildnab enters.
Nildnab smiles with a drunken malevolently look.
Nildnab whistles innocently.
fdl
You fall down laughing.
HP:210 EP:41> You smile as you notice the scent of lavender from Avant.
The sea-mist perfume Avant wears reminds you of an ocean breeze.
The sensuous myrrh Avant is wearing tickles your fancy.
Avant says: I just typed "#GAG Nirrab"
woo
The sensuous myrrh Avant is wearing tickles your fancy.
You smile as you notice the scent of lavender from Avant.
You smile as you notice the scent of lavender from Avant.
You go "Woo!".
HP:210 EP:41> Nildnab stinks (and looks) like he has been diving in a privy.
The sea-mist perfume Avant wears reminds you of an ocean breeze.
The sea-mist perfume Avant wears reminds you of an ocean breeze.
shape avant
Avant is in good shape.
HP:210 EP:41> Avant IS GOOD SHAPE Avant GOOD SHAPE Avant GOOD SHAPE
draw sword
The sea-mist perfume Avant wears reminds you of an ocean breeze.
You whip your sailor's cutlass from your baldric like a weaponsmaster!!
You wield a sailor's cutlass.
HP:210 EP:41> backstab avant
The sea-mist perfume Avant wears reminds you of an ocean breeze.
The sea-mist perfume Avant wears reminds you of an ocean breeze.
Soth enters.
Soth leaves north.
You are too exhausted to backstab anyone.
HP:210 EP:41> kill avant
The musk Avant is wearing smells virile and potent.
glance
Avant is no longer shielding you.
You attack Avant.
HP:210 EP:41> Outside Rhosgobel(e, cave, s, n, se, w and sw)
 Nildnab the dwarf Executioner (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Spurv the sindar Archmage (Heroic)
 Avant the dunedain Master Thief (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Adzakal the hobbit Boss (Demonic)
 A signpost
HP:210 EP:41> You pierce Avant's chest, spilling tides of blood!
Avant misses you.
Avant's sweet fragrance caresses your senses like a soft breeze.
hmm
You hmm.
HP:210 EP:41> The sensuous myrrh Avant is wearing tickles your fancy.
The sea-mist perfume Avant wears reminds you of an ocean breeze.
shape all
You pierce Avant's chest, spilling tides of blood!
Avant misses you.
The sea-mist perfume Avant wears reminds you of an ocean breeze.
Avant is in average shape.
HP:210 EP:42> Avant IS AVG Avant AVG AVG Avant Avant AVG AVG Avant AVG AVG
The sea-mist perfume Avant wears reminds you of an ocean breeze.
Nildnab eeks.
You sink the blade into Avant with the curdling shout of a pirate!
Avant misses you.
'i bet he dont see this
shape all
You say: i bet he dont see this
HP:210 EP:42> Avant is in average shape.
HP:210 EP:42> Avant IS AVG Avant AVG AVG Avant Avant AVG AVG Avant AVG AVG
fdl
shape all
You sink the blade into Avant with the curdling shout of a pirate!
Avant misses you.
Spurv removes a strange runed staff.
Spurv puts a strange runed staff into a large harvester's pack.
You fall down laughing.
HP:210 EP:42> Avant is in average shape.
HP:210 EP:42> Avant IS AVG Avant AVG AVG Avant Avant AVG AVG Avant AVG AVG
The sea-mist perfume Avant wears reminds you of an ocean breeze.
The sea-mist perfume Avant wears reminds you of an ocean breeze.
The musk Avant is wearing smells virile and potent.
You smile as you notice the scent of lavender from Avant.
The sensuous myrrh Avant is wearing tickles your fancy.
The musk Avant is wearing smells virile and potent.
The sea-mist perfume Avant wears reminds you of an ocean breeze.
The sea-mist perfume Avant wears reminds you of an ocean breeze.
e
You brutally plunge the blade into Avant.
Avant hits you.
Mirkwood(n, e, s and w)
 A short staff
HP:206 EP:42> tell avant FDL
tell avant FDL
You tell Avant: FDL
HP:206 EP:42> You tell Avant: FDL
HP:206 EP:42> Your skin returns to normal.
put sword in sheath
w
You remove a sailor's cutlass.
Ok.
HP:207 EP:43> shape all
Outside Rhosgobel(e, cave, s, n, se, w and sw)
 Nildnab the dwarf Executioner (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Spurv the sindar Archmage (Heroic)
 Avant the dunedain Master Thief (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Adzakal the hobbit Boss (Demonic)
 A signpost
HP:207 EP:43> Avant is in average shape.
HP:207 EP:43> Avant IS AVG Avant AVG AVG Avant Avant AVG AVG Avant AVG AVG
You are too busy to make an attack!
Avant hits you hard.
fdl
You smile as you notice the scent of lavender from Avant.
You smile as you notice the scent of lavender from Avant.
You fall down laughing.
HP:200 EP:43> focus aim
You miss Avant.
Avant misses you.
Avant's sweet fragrance caresses your senses like a soft breeze.
You start focusing on your aim skill.
HP:200 EP:43> You smile as you notice the scent of lavender from Avant.
Frouther enters.
You miss Avant.
Avant hits you.
The sea-mist perfume Avant wears reminds you of an ocean breeze.
The musk Avant is wearing smells virile and potent.
The sea-mist perfume Avant wears reminds you of an ocean breeze.
The sensuous myrrh Avant is wearing tickles your fancy.
You scratch Avant.
Avant misses you.
The sea-mist perfume Avant wears reminds you of an ocean breeze.
You graze Avant.
Avant grazes you.
You smile as you notice the scent of lavender from Avant.
You graze Avant.
Avant grazes you.
You miss Avant.
Avant misses you.
The sea-mist perfume Avant wears reminds you of an ocean breeze.
You graze Avant.
Avant scratches you.
draw sword
The sensuous myrrh Avant is wearing tickles your fancy.
The sensuous myrrh Avant is wearing tickles your fancy.
Avant's sweet fragrance caresses your senses like a soft breeze.
You whip your sailor's cutlass from your baldric in a blinding blur of motion!!
You wield a sailor's cutlass.
HP:191 EP:44> shape all
Avant doesn't look so great.
HP:191 EP:44> Avant IS DLSG Avant DLSG DLSG Avant Avant DLSG DLSG Avant
hmm
You are too busy to make an attack!
Avant misses you.
You hmm.
HP:191 EP:44> put sword in sheath
You remove a sailor's cutlass.
Ok.
HP:191 EP:44> Nildnab looks around the room with white glowing eyes.
You are too busy to make an attack!
Avant misses you.
You are too busy to make an attack!
Avant misses you.
Frouther leaves south.
The musk Avant is wearing smells virile and potent.
The sea-mist perfume Avant wears reminds you of an ocean breeze.
The sea-mist perfume Avant wears reminds you of an ocean breeze.
You hit Avant.
Avant grazes you.
The sea-mist perfume Avant wears reminds you of an ocean breeze.
The sea-mist perfume Avant wears reminds you of an ocean breeze.
The sea-mist perfume Avant wears reminds you of an ocean breeze.
You miss Avant.
Avant misses you.
You smile as you notice the scent of lavender from Avant.
You miss Avant.
Avant hits you.
Avant's sweet fragrance caresses your senses like a soft breeze.
The musk Avant is wearing smells virile and potent.
The sea-mist perfume Avant wears reminds you of an ocean breeze.
The sea-mist perfume Avant wears reminds you of an ocean breeze.
You miss Avant.
Avant misses you.
The musk Avant is wearing smells virile and potent.
The sea-mist perfume Avant wears reminds you of an ocean breeze.
The sensuous myrrh Avant is wearing tickles your fancy.
You miss Avant.
Avant misses you.
You smile as you notice the scent of lavender from Avant.
The musk Avant is wearing smells virile and potent.
Avant's sweet fragrance caresses your senses like a soft breeze.
n
You graze Avant.
Avant misses you.
The Plains(n, e, s and w)
 A brand
HP:185 EP:45> stop
stop
stop
You will no longer attack anyone on sight.
HP:185 EP:45> You are not in combat with anyone.
HP:185 EP:45> You are not in combat with anyone.
HP:185 EP:45> stop
stop
s
You are not in combat with anyone.
HP:186 EP:46> You are not in combat with anyone.
HP:186 EP:46> Outside Rhosgobel(e, cave, s, n, se, w and sw)
 Nildnab the dwarf Executioner (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Spurv the sindar Archmage (Heroic)
 Avant the dunedain Master Thief (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Adzakal the hobbit Boss (Demonic)
 A signpost