"Top 10 ways to tell you have been in Arda too long"

"Lame response of the week: Articfox: You end up crapping and
pissing in your pants because you forget, that unlike arda, IRL
you actually have to do waste disposal"

#10: Longfinger: You've been here longer than Rathmar
#9: Zekk:  You get scared to go outside when the weather is
all shadowy.
#8: Slapo: You start thinking mudsex is actually better than
the real thing.
#7: Drizzt: (Well, me on drizzt) You start whining about how
your cable modem is fried and now you have to resort to a 56k
connection.
#6: Durlach: You can actually answer mud history trivia questions.
#5: Sylvir: You get mails from your ISP saying: "When we meant
unlimited access, we really didnt mean this...."
#4: Ezekiel: You are stopped by the police for speeding and all
you can think about is if this will be fast enough to get back
to reset the armoury.
#3: Elastic Bastard: You can remember a time when the Durmanhoth
didnt suck.
#2: Drizzt: Gilgoroth asks you how you can play so much.

And the number one answer comes from someone who I didnt expect
to hear it from.  Leia!

#1: Leia: (taken from a gilgoroth quote): When all the exercise
you get in a day is walking from your computer to the coffee 
maker, you try to figure a way to move the coffee maker to sit
next to your computer.