Loathed as i am to post an attempt, this one was pretty damn close.. If he didn't run out of EP, he'd probably have had me.
Without warning, Anonymous figure stabs you from behind! Anonymous figure MANGLES you with MULTIPLE BLOWS to the body!! You are too busy to make an attack! Orc misses you. Orc misses you. Orc misses you. Orc misses you. s Anonymous figure slams you back with a frenzied charge! You miss someone..........................(MISS) Orc misses you. Orc misses you. Orc misses you. Orc misses you. w You can't go that way! (HP:133 EP:89) s sw A filthy cobblestone road(e, ne, n and sw) (HP:133 EP:89) s w s You can't go that way! (HP:133 EP:89) sw s A battlefield(ne and s) (HP:133 EP:89) A cobblestone road(e, n, s and w) (HP:133 EP:89) A residential area(e, wagon and w) An intimidating guard A little boy (HP:133 EP:89) Anonymous figure misses you. You miss someone..........................(MISS) You can't go that way! (HP:133 EP:89) w You can't go that way! (HP:133 EP:89) w You can't go that way! (HP:133 EP:89) w w A residential area(e, n and s) A tired nurse (HP:133 EP:89) You can't go that way! (HP:133 EP:89) Anonymous figure PIERCES you with BONE CHILLING BLADES OF ICE!!! You graze someone. You can't go that way! (HP:94 EP:89) You can't go that way! (HP:94 EP:89) n Anonymous figure bashes you with a magnificent full arched swing!! You miss someone..........................(MISS) knock on door Entrance to the guard barracks(n and s) (HP:81 EP:89) hide As you knock on the huge door, you hear footsteps on the other side. The door swings open and a small lady leads you in. The main hall in the barracks(e, s and w) An old lady is standing here (HP:81 EP:89) You run around the room but fail to find any place to hide. (HP:81 EP:74) hide You run around the room but fail to find any place to hide. (HP:81 EP:59) hide You are too busy fighting to hide anywhere! (HP:82 EP:60) hide You are too busy fighting to hide anywhere! (HP:82 EP:60) You miss someone..........................(MISS) Anonymous figure slams you back with a frenzied charge! You miss someone..........................(MISS) ask lady about leave You ask Old lady about leave. The lady looks at you, nods and leads you to the door. She opens the door with mysterious ease and leads you to the path outside. Entrance to the guard barracks(n and s) (HP:74 EP:60) e e e You can't go that way! (HP:74 EP:60) You can't go that way! (HP:74 EP:60) You can't go that way! (HP:74 EP:60) s e e e e A residential area(e, n and s) A tired nurse (HP:74 EP:60) A residential area(e, wagon and w) An intimidating guard (HP:74 EP:60) A cobblestone road(e, n, s and w) (HP:74 EP:60) A ruined pub(w) (HP:74 EP:60) You can't go that way! (HP:74 EP:60) push board s You push on the out of place board and right in front of you a large doorway opens. Your curiosity overwhelms you as you venture forth into the unknown. Once you are on the other side of the doorway it closes. Grand Entrance Hall(n, e, s and w) The guild guard of the Rim-Ainacam (HP:74 EP:60) Dalin's Bar(n) A trash can Dalin, the hobbit bartender (HP:74 EP:60) hide You slip into the shadows and try to look like nothing. (HP:74 EP:40) ll konthor stop Konthor the dwarf Tree-hugger (Demonic) Last on: 1h 55s ago. Gender: male Age: 26d 5h 6m 12s Can be mailed: Konthor@MinasTirith Info: DuSt DeViL of ashes, son of Jimryl. <(Daedin)> (HP:75 EP:39) stop stop You will no longer attack anyone on sight. (HP:75 EP:39) You are not in combat with anyone. (HP:75 EP:39) You are not in combat with anyone. (HP:75 EP:39) i Gold: 723 Encumbrance: unencumbered You are carrying the following on your person: A tall glass of water (in hands). A message stone. A beautiful, albeit empty pipe. (HP:75 EP:38) l When you step in from the hallway you see that you have entered the guild bar. It is run by a powerful looking hobbit. There is a bar along the south wall with bar stools lined along it. A number of tables are arranged in a semi-circle around the fireplace on the west wall. There is a dart board with three darts sticking out of it hanging on the east wall. A score board hangs beside it with a piece of chalk hanging from a string. There is a menu on the wall. The only obvious exit is north. A trash can Dalin, the hobbit bartender (HP:75 EP:37) g stop stop stop stop Dalin's Bar(n) A trash can Dalin, the hobbit bartender (HP:76 EP:38) You are not in combat with anyone. (HP:76 EP:38) You are not in combat with anyone. (HP:76 EP:38) You are not in combat with anyone. (HP:76 EP:38) You are not in combat with anyone. (HP:76 EP:38) enemy konthor Your movement reveals you. Konthor has been added to your enemies list. (HP:77 EP:34) hide You run around the room but fail to find any place to hide. (HP:77 EP:19) l When you step in from the hallway you see that you have entered the guild bar. It is run by a powerful looking hobbit. There is a bar along the south wall with bar stools lined along it. A number of tables are arranged in a semi-circle around the fireplace on the west wall. There is a dart board with three darts sticking out of it hanging on the east wall. A score board hangs beside it with a piece of chalk hanging from a string. There is a menu on the wall. The only obvious exit is north. A trash can Dalin, the hobbit bartender (HP:78 EP:20) ll konthor Konthor the dwarf Tree-hugger (Demonic) Last on: 1h 1m 44s ago. Gender: male Age: 26d 5h 6m 12s Can be mailed: Konthor@MinasTirith Info: DuSt DeViL of ashes, son of Jimryl. <(Daedin)> (HP:78 EP:20) n do 2w,34s,17e,2n Grand Entrance Hall(n, e, s and w) The guild guard of the Rim-Ainacam (HP:78 EP:20) Do: starting commands. (HP:78 EP:20) A ruined pub(w) (HP:78 EP:20) A cobblestone road(e, n, s and w) (HP:78 EP:20) A cobblestone road(e, n, s and w) (HP:78 EP:20) Entrance to Framsburg(e, n, s and w) A hitching post (HP:78 EP:20) The Ford of Framsburg(n and s) (HP:78 EP:20) The Plains(n, e, s and w) (HP:78 EP:20) The Plains(n, e, s and w) (HP:78 EP:20) The Plains(n, e, s and w) (HP:78 EP:20) The Plains(n, e, s and w) (HP:78 EP:20) The Plains(n, e, s and w) (HP:78 EP:20) The Plains(n, e, s and w) (HP:78 EP:20) The Plains(n, e, s and w) (HP:78 EP:20) The Plains(n, e, s and w) (HP:78 EP:20) The Plains(n, e, s and w) (HP:78 EP:20) The Plains(n, e, s and w) (HP:78 EP:20) The Plains(n, e, s and w) (HP:78 EP:20) Rocky Ground(n, e, s and w) (HP:78 EP:20) do s,w,sw,10w,nw,14w,5s,e,5w,4s, Rocky Ground(n, e, s and w) (HP:78 EP:20) Rocky Ground(n, e, s and w) (HP:78 EP:20) Rocky Ground(n, e, s and w) (HP:78 EP:20) do wimpy off,2w,2sw,3s,20w,2n,39w,2s,2w,2n,2w, Rocky Ground(n, e, s and w) An anonymous figure (HP:78 EP:20) Rocky Ground(n, e, s and w) (HP:78 EP:20) Rocky Ground(n, e, s and w) (HP:78 EP:20) Rocky Ground(n, e, s and w) (HP:78 EP:20) Rocky Ground(n, e, s and w) (HP:78 EP:20) Rocky Ground(n, e, s and w) (HP:78 EP:20) Rocky Ground(n, e, s and w) (HP:78 EP:20) Rocky Ground(n, e, s and w) (HP:78 EP:20) Anonymous figure misses you. You are too busy to make an attack! Rocky Ground(n, e, s and w) (HP:78 EP:20) Rocky Ground(n, e, s and w) (HP:78 EP:20) Rocky Ground(n, e, s and w) (HP:78 EP:20) Rocky Ground(n, e, s and w) (HP:78 EP:20) Rocky Ground(n, e, s and w) (HP:78 EP:20) Rocky Ground(n, e, s and w) (HP:78 EP:20) The Old Forest Road(n, e, s and w) (HP:78 EP:20) Rocky Ground(n, e, s and w) (HP:78 EP:20) Anonymous figure crunches your bones with a direct lunge to the body!! You miss someone..........................(MISS) 'fuck! Rocky Ground(n, e, s and w) (HP:63 EP:20) The Plains(n, e, s and w) (HP:63 EP:20) The Plains(n, e, s and w) (HP:63 EP:20) The Plains(n, e, s and w) (HP:63 EP:20) The Old Forest Road(e, n, nw, s and w) (HP:63 EP:20) The Old Forest Road(n, e, s and w) (HP:63 EP:20) The Old Forest Road(n, e, s and w) (HP:63 EP:20) The Old Forest Road(n, e, s and w) (HP:63 EP:20) The Old Forest Road(n, e, s and w) (HP:63 EP:20) The Old Forest Road(n, e, s and w) (HP:63 EP:20) The Old Forest Road(n, e, s and w) (HP:63 EP:20) Anonymous figure crunches your bones with a direct lunge to the body!! You miss someone..........................(MISS) The Old Ford(e and w) (HP:45 EP:20) The Old Forest Road(n, e, s and w) (HP:45 EP:20) The Old Forest Road(n, e, s and w) (HP:45 EP:20) The Old Forest Road(ne, e, n, s and w) (HP:45 EP:20) The Plains(n, e, s and w) (HP:45 EP:20) The Plains(n, e, s and w) (HP:45 EP:20) The Old Forest Road(n, e, s and w) (HP:45 EP:20) Outside Rhosgobel(e, n, s, cave, se, w and sw) An empty phial A white iris A swift hawk A branch (burned out) A signpost (HP:45 EP:20) 'now i'm dead Do: Commands completed. (HP:45 EP:20) Do: starting commands. (HP:45 EP:20) The Old Forest Road(n, e, s and w) (HP:45 EP:20) The Old Forest Road(ne, e, n, s, w and sw) (HP:45 EP:20) The Old Forest Road(ne, e, n, s and w) (HP:45 EP:20) The Old Forest Road(n, e, s and w) (HP:45 EP:20) Anonymous figure misses you. You miss someone..........................(MISS) The Old Forest Road(n, e, s and w) (HP:46 EP:21) The Old Ford(e and w) (HP:46 EP:21) The Old Forest Road(n, e, s and w) (HP:46 EP:21) The Old Forest Road(n, e, s and w) (HP:46 EP:21) The Old Forest Road(n, e, s and w) (HP:46 EP:21) The Old Forest Road(n, e, s and w) (HP:46 EP:21) The Old Forest Road(n, e, s and w) (HP:46 EP:21) The Old Forest Road(n, e, s and w) (HP:46 EP:21) 'fucking aliases The Old Forest Road(e, n, nw, s and w) (HP:46 EP:21) The Old Forest Road(e, n, s, se and w) (HP:46 EP:21) The Old Forest Road(n, e, s and w) (HP:46 EP:21) The Old Forest Road(n, e, s and w) (HP:46 EP:21) Anonymous figure misses you. You miss someone..........................(MISS) The Old Forest Road(n, e, s and w) (HP:46 EP:21) The Old Forest Road(n, e, s and w) (HP:46 EP:21) The Old Forest Road(e, n, nw, s, w and sw) (HP:46 EP:21) The Entrance to High Pass(e, n, s and w) Prophet's white stallion An elite Beorning warrior (HP:46 EP:21) A mountain pass(e and w) (HP:46 EP:21) A mountain pass(e and w) (HP:46 EP:21) A mountain side(e, cave and w) (HP:46 EP:21) A mountain pass(e and w) (HP:46 EP:21) 'konthor dammit man A mountain pass(e and w) (HP:46 EP:21) A mountain pass(e and w) (HP:46 EP:21) A mountain pass(e and w) (HP:46 EP:21) The Entrance to High Pass(e, s and sw) A tough looking elven guard A tough looking elven guard A very large and IMPORTANT looking sign (HP:46 EP:21) Anonymous figure crunches your bones with a direct lunge to the body!! You miss someone..........................(MISS) Elf scans the area. Anonymous figure holds a crystal which starts to glow brightly. The thick forest of Rivendell(n, s, se, w and sw) A black bear raises up on his hind legs, towering over you (HP:30 EP:21) The thick forest of Rivendell(e, nw, s, n, se, w and sw) A feisty grey squirrel barks at you from a nearby tree (HP:30 EP:21) Anonymous figure holds a crystal which starts to glow brightly. The thick forest of Rivendell(ne, e, nw, s, n, se, w and sw) (HP:30 EP:21) The thick forest of Rivendell(ne, e, nw, s, n, se, w and sw) A whitetail deer is here quietly grazing on some grass (HP:30 EP:21) The thick forest of Rivendell(ne, e, nw, s, n, se, w and sw) An elven sentry patrols the area (HP:30 EP:21) The thick forest of Rivendell(ne, e, nw, s, n, se, w and sw) An elven sentry patrols the area (HP:30 EP:21) The thick forest of Rivendell(ne, e, nw, s, n, se, w and sw) An elven sentry patrols the area (HP:30 EP:21) The thick forest of Rivendell(ne, e, nw, s, n, se, w and sw) A whitetail deer is here quietly grazing on some grass (HP:30 EP:21) Anonymous figure misses you. You miss someone..........................(MISS) The thick forest of Rivendell(ne, e, nw, s, n, se, w and sw) A whitetail deer is here quietly grazing on some grass (HP:30 EP:21) The thick forest of Rivendell(ne, e, nw, s, n, se, w and sw) You hear a footstep nearby. (HP:30 EP:21) The Plains of Rivendell(ne, e, nw, s, n, se, w and sw) A torch (burned out) (HP:30 EP:21) The Plains of Rivendell(ne, e, nw, s, n, se, w and sw) A black rattlesnake shakes its tail at you! (HP:30 EP:21) The Plains of Rivendell(ne, e, nw, s, n, se, w and sw) An empty bottle (HP:30 EP:21) The Plains of Rivendell(ne, n, e, nw, s, w and sw) A black rattlesnake shakes its tail at you! (HP:30 EP:21) The Door into the Last Homely House(ne, e, nw, s, n, se, w and sw) A signpost A hitching post (HP:30 EP:21) Do: Commands completed. (HP:30 EP:21) Do: starting commands. (HP:30 EP:21) You're no wimp! (HP:30 EP:21) A rocky path(ne, e, nw, s, n, se, w and sw) (HP:30 EP:21) A rocky path(ne, e, nw, s, n, se, w and sw) (HP:30 EP:21) A rocky path up a steep hill(ne, n, e, s, se, w and sw) (HP:30 EP:21) Anonymous figure misses you. You miss someone..........................(MISS) The Stone Bridge(ne, n, e, nw and s) A tough looking elven guard A tough looking elven guard (HP:30 EP:21) Stone Bridge(n, s and sw) (HP:30 EP:21) The Wild(n, e, s and w) A brand (burned out) (HP:30 EP:21) The Wild(n, e, s and w) (HP:30 EP:21) The Wild(n, e, s and w) (HP:30 EP:21) The Great East Road(ne, e, n, path, s and w) (HP:30 EP:21) The Ford of Bruinen(e and w) (HP:30 EP:21) The Great East Road(e, n and w) (HP:30 EP:21) The Great East Road(e, n and w) Simon sits here looking very sad (HP:30 EP:21) Anonymous figure misses you. You miss someone..........................(MISS) The Great East Road(n, e, s and w) (HP:30 EP:21) The Great East Road(e, n, s, w and sw) A grey staff (HP:30 EP:21) The Wild(n, e, s and w) (HP:30 EP:21) The Wild(n, e, s and w) A lone ruffian (HP:30 EP:21) The Wild(n, e, s and w) A torch (HP:30 EP:21) The Wild(n, e, s and w) (HP:30 EP:21) The Wild(n, e, s and w) A lone ruffian (HP:30 EP:21) The Wild(n, e, s and w) (HP:30 EP:21) Anonymous figure misses you. You miss someone..........................(MISS) The Wild(n, e, s and w) (HP:30 EP:21) The Wild(n, e, s and w) A weasel darts by you with a growl (HP:30 EP:21) The Wild(n, e, s and w) A weasel darts by you with a growl (HP:30 EP:21) The Wild(n, e, s and w) A lone ruffian (HP:30 EP:21) The Wild(n, e, s and w) A weasel darts by you with a growl (HP:30 EP:21) The Wild(n, e, s and w) A lone ruffian (HP:30 EP:21) Anonymous figure slams you back with a frenzied charge! You miss someone..........................(MISS) The Great East Road(n, e, s and w) (HP:22 EP:21) The Great East Road(e, n and s) (HP:22 EP:21) The Great East Road(n, e, s and w) An old gossiper [44 rumours, 44 new] (HP:22 EP:21) The Last Bridge(e and w) (HP:22 EP:21) The Great East Road(e, n, nw, s and w) You hear a footstep nearby. (HP:22 EP:21) The Plains(n, e, s and w) (HP:22 EP:21) The Plains(n, e, s and w) (HP:22 EP:21) The Plains(n, e, s and w) (HP:22 EP:21) The Plains(n, e, s and w) (HP:22 EP:21) The Plains(n, e, s and w) (HP:22 EP:21) The Plains(n, e, s and w) A large brown rabbit perks its ears as you draw closer (HP:22 EP:21) Anonymous figure slams you back with a frenzied charge! You miss someone..........................(MISS) The Plains(n, e, s and w) A red fox pauses here, eyeing you (HP:18 EP:22) The Plains(n, e, s and w) (HP:18 EP:22) The Plains(n, e, s and w) (HP:18 EP:22) The Plains(n, e, s and w) A bald-headed vulture patiently waits for something or someone to die. (HP:18 EP:22) The Plains(n, e, s and w) (HP:18 EP:22) The Plains(n, e, s and w) (HP:18 EP:22) The Plains(n, e, s and w) (HP:18 EP:22) The Plains(n, e, s and w) (HP:18 EP:22) The Plains(n, e, s and w) (HP:18 EP:22) The Plains(n, e, s and w) (HP:18 EP:22) The Great East Road(ne, e, n, s and w) (HP:18 EP:22) The Great East Road(e, n, s, w and sw) (HP:18 EP:22) The Plains(n, e, s and w) (HP:18 EP:22) Anonymous figure bashes you with a magnificent full arched swing!! You miss someone..........................(MISS) The Plains(n, e, s and w) A buck-toothed gopher sticks his head out of a hole (HP:9 EP:22) Weathertop(n, e, s and w) (HP:9 EP:22) Weathertop(e, n, s, se and w) (HP:9 EP:22) The Plains(n, e, s and w) (HP:9 EP:22) The Plains(n, e, s and w) (HP:9 EP:22) The Plains(n, e, s and w) (HP:9 EP:22) The Plains(n, e, s and w) (HP:9 EP:22) The Plains(n, e, s and w) A bald-headed vulture patiently waits for something or someone to die. (HP:9 EP:22) The Plains(n, e, s and w) (HP:9 EP:22) Midgewater Swamp(e, n, nw, s, w and sw) The midges of Midgewater (HP:9 EP:22) Midgewater Swamp(e, n, nw, s, w and sw) (HP:9 EP:22) Midgewater Swamp(e, n, s and w) (HP:9 EP:22) At a large tree(ne, e, nw, s, n, se, w and sw) (HP:9 EP:22) Midgewater Swamp(e, n, s and w) (HP:9 EP:22) Midgewater Swamp(ne, e, n, s, se, w and sw) (HP:9 EP:22) Midgewater Swamp(ne, e, nw, s, n, se, w and sw) (HP:9 EP:22) The Hills of Chetwood(e, nw, s, n, se, w and sw) (HP:9 EP:22) A scenic valley(ne, e, nw, s, n, farm, se, w, sw and town) A town guard A hitching post (HP:9 EP:22) The Hills of Chetwood(ne, e, n, nw, s, w and sw) (HP:9 EP:22) The Great East Road(ne, e, n, nw, s, se and w) (HP:9 EP:22) South Gate of Bree(ne, e, n, nw, s, w and sw) A town guard A town guard (HP:9 EP:22) Outside Ferny's Place(e, n and s) A grimy looking beggar (HP:9 EP:22) South main street of Bree(e, n, s and w) (HP:9 EP:22) West main street of Bree(n, e, s, se and w) Ratty the goat (HP:9 EP:22) Inside the West Gate of Bree(n, e and w) A wooden shield A wealthy looking chubby man (HP:9 EP:22) West Gate of Bree(ne, e, n, nw, s and w) Fionn the dunedain Hiker (Impartial) Frutre the dunlending Archer (Moral) A wooden shield Mordraneth the dunlending Orc-target (Impartial) A big sign (HP:9 EP:22) Do: Commands completed. (HP:9 EP:22) You say: fuck! (HP:9 EP:22) You say: now i'm dead (HP:9 EP:22) You say: fucking aliases (HP:9 EP:22) You say: konthor dammit man (HP:9 EP:22) e e s e Inside the West Gate of Bree(n, e and w) A wooden shield A wealthy looking chubby man (HP:9 EP:22) West main street of Bree(n, e, s, se and w) Ratty the goat (HP:9 EP:22) South main street of Bree(e, n, s and w) (HP:9 EP:22) The Courthouse(w) (HP:9 EP:22) w n e e South main street of Bree(e, n, s and w) (HP:9 EP:22) n