Actually, this one might be the funniest... when you sit in one room for 8 hours and never go idle, it's pretty obvious you're using idle triggers. Shortly after Dromac was reported to Ainur and imprisoned. Too bad Armada didn't wield his spoon too...
Someone steps into the background.
HP:230 EP:146
>party say want to use spoons?
You say to your party: want to use spoons?
HP:230 EP:146
>Anonymous figure says: I'll use mels :P
l
The moon shines brightly, reflecting off of the calm Brandywine waters.
A small pier juts out before you, and a small ferry is moored on the end.
It appears to be well locked up. To the east you hear the sounds of a
merry feast from within the glowing windows of Brandy Hall.
The sky is black and the stars shine down brightly.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
The only obvious exits are east and west.
An empty drink
Dromak the dwarf Swordmaster (Moral)
You feel as if you are being watched!
HP:230 EP:148
party say hmm lets use spoons anyway :)
You say to your party: hmm lets use spoons anyway :)
HP:230 EP:149
>Party say from Anonymous figure: I can do it alone and save you the fine :P
Party say from Anonymous figure: wanna help or not?
>l
Party say from Anonymous figure: I don't care :p
The moon shines brightly, reflecting off of the calm Brandywine waters.
A small pier juts out before you, and a small ferry is moored on the end.
It appears to be well locked up. To the east you hear the sounds of a
merry feast from within the glowing windows of Brandy Hall.
The sky is black and the stars shine down brightly.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
The only obvious exits are east and west.
An empty drink
Dromak the dwarf Swordmaster (Moral)
You feel as if you are being watched!
HP:230 EP:150
>Party say from Anonymous figure: ok, spoons it is?
party say lets use spoons!
You say to your party: lets use spoons!
HP:230 EP:151
>Party say from Anonymous figure: decide!
Anonymous figure has hp: 230/230 and end: 169/230
battlecry
Anonymous figure says, "Ok!".
You let loose with an ear-piercing battle cry.
HP:230 EP:151
>Suddenly, Anonymous figure stabs Dromak from behind!
Anonymous figure thrusts the knife deeply into Dromak's abdomen.
Dromak screams in pain as the venom from the blade
is delivered!
Anonymous figure thrusts the knife deeply into Dromak's abdomen.
Dromak misses someone.
Anonymous figure stabs Dromak and the blood flows freely.
Dromak misses someone.
You hear a footstep nearby.
wield spoon
You already wield it!
HP:230 EP:152
>You hear a footstep nearby.
Dromak misses someone.
l
The moon shines brightly, reflecting off of the calm Brandywine waters.
A small pier juts out before you, and a small ferry is moored on the end.
It appears to be well locked up. To the east you hear the sounds of a
merry feast from within the glowing windows of Brandy Hall.
The sky is black and the stars shine down brightly.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
The only obvious exits are east and west.
An anonymous figure
An empty drink
Dromak the dwarf Swordmaster (Moral)
HP:230 EP:152
>Anonymous figure removes Blackfang, a long black knife.
Anonymous figure grazes Dromak.
Dromak misses someone.
Anonymous figure drops a blued dagger.
Anonymous figure goes "Woo!".
kill dromak
You attack Dromak.
HP:230 EP:152
>Anonymous figure hits Dromak hard.
Dromak misses you.
You stir the air around Dromak as the spoon misses.
Anonymous figure wields his spoon.
Dromak misses you.
You stir the air around Dromak as the spoon misses.
[ Rimbor-Anim ] Norin teehee's
Dromak misses you.
You stir the air around Dromak as the spoon misses.
Dromak misses you.
You spank Dromak with the spoon skillfully.
Looking pale and weak, Dromak is wracked by painful spasms.
Anonymous figure scratches Dromak.
You stir the air around Dromak as the spoon misses.
Anonymous figure grazes Dromak.
You poke Dromak in the eye with the end of the spoon, leaving a few splinters behind.
Anonymous figure misses Dromak.
Dromak misses you.
You jab the spoon into Dromak's stomach, leaving a smear of food.
Anonymous figure hits Dromak.
Dromak misses you.
You spank Dromak with the spoon skillfully.
Anonymous figure hits Dromak hard.
Dromak misses you.
You stir the air around Dromak as the spoon misses.
Anonymous figure hums.
Anonymous figure misses Dromak.
Dromak misses you.
You jab the spoon into Dromak's stomach, leaving a smear of food.
Anonymous figure grazes Dromak.
Dromak misses you.
You stir the air around Dromak as the spoon misses.
Anonymous figure misses Dromak.
Dromak misses you.
You stir the air around Dromak as the spoon misses.
Anonymous figure says: I lost muh spoon!
Anonymous figure shakes his fist like Wally.
shape
Anonymous figure misses Dromak.
Dromak misses you.
You spank Dromak with the spoon skillfully.
Looking pale and weak, Dromak is wracked by painful spasms.
Dromak doesn't look so great.
HP:230 EP:154
>i
Gold: 46 (rough) Encumbrance: lightly encumbered
You are carrying the following on your person:
A large spoon (wielded).
A piece of note paper.
A message stone.
A dwarven war shield (worn).
An Orc courier pack (worn).
A crystal (worn).
A crystal (worn).
A bloodstained cloak (worn).
A dwarven hauberk (worn).
A spellbook.
Rank insignia.
HP:230 EP:154
>Anonymous figure grazes Dromak.
You jab the spoon into Dromak's stomach, leaving a smear of food.
Someone steps out of the background.
Armada hits Dromak.
You jab the spoon into Dromak's stomach, leaving a smear of food.
Armada says: Ah well!
Armada hits Dromak.
Dromak misses you.
You poke Dromak in the eye with the end of the spoon, leaving a few splinters behind.
Armada drops Blackfang, a long black knife.
Armada hits Dromak.
Dromak misses you.
You hit Dromak over the mouth very hard, breaking a few teeth.
Armada hits Dromak hard.
Dromak misses you.
You stir the air around Dromak as the spoon misses.
Armada hits Dromak.
Dromak misses you.
You hit Dromak over the mouth very hard, breaking a few teeth.
Armada gets a blued dagger.
shape
Dromak is near death.
HP:230 EP:154
>Armada hits Dromak hard.
Dromak leaves east.
Dromak misses you.
who 1
The Two Towers
Afroman the hobbit Orc-target (Impartial) (mortal)
Vas the sindar Orc-target (Impartial) (mortal)
Onion the sindar Nerd (Impartial) (mortal)
Retsam the hobbit Runt (Impartial) (mortal)
Total 1s: 4
Total users: 62
HP:230 EP:154
>who 1
The Two Towers
Afroman the hobbit Orc-target (Impartial) (mortal)
Vas the sindar Orc-target (Impartial) (mortal)
Onion the sindar Nerd (Impartial) (mortal)
Retsam the hobbit Runt (Impartial) (mortal)
Total 1s: 4
Total users: 62
HP:230 EP:154
>Armada rolls on the floor laughing.
Armada leaves east.
You follow your leader east.
Under the Hall(se, n, e, ne, s, hall and w)
Armada the dunedain Retard Boy (Burt Wardian)
Dromak the dwarf Swordmaster (Moral)
Dromak leaves west.
Dromak misses you.
Party say from Armada: hunt
Armada leaves west.
You follow your leader west.
The Eastern Ferry(e and w)
Armada the dunedain Retard Boy (Burt Wardian)
Dromak the dwarf Swordmaster (Moral)
Blackfang, a long black knife
An empty drink
Dromak misses you.
You jab the spoon into Dromak's stomach, leaving a smear of food.
Armada scratches Dromak.
Dromak misses you.
You jab the spoon into Dromak's stomach, leaving a smear of food.
Armada throws a dagger at Dromak, leaving behind a nasty bruise!
hunt dromak
You begin to hunt Dromak.
HP:230 EP:155
>Dromak falls to the ground.
Dromak is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
Looking pale and weak, Dromak is wracked by painful spasms.
Dromak is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
Armada bandages Dromak.
Armada goes, "Aww!".
Armada says: Cheater :P
Armada says: Gold Transferer :P
Looking pale and weak, Dromak is wracked by painful spasms.
Armada says: Idle triggerer :p
l
Armada says: DEAD MAN :)
The moon shines brightly, reflecting off of the calm Brandywine waters.
A small pier juts out before you, and a small ferry is moored on the end.
It appears to be well locked up. To the east you hear the sounds of a
merry feast from within the glowing windows of Brandy Hall.
The sky is black and the stars shine down brightly.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
The only obvious exits are east and west.
A blued dagger
Armada the dunedain Retard Boy (Burt Wardian)
Dromak the dwarf Swordmaster (Moral) [unconscious]
Blackfang, a long black knife
An empty drink
HP:230 EP:146
>Looking pale and weak, Dromak is wracked by painful spasms.
Armada says: Die I say!
Armada shakes his fist like Wally.
Dromak regains consciousness.
Armada removes a large spoon.
Armada puts a large spoon into an Orc courier pack.
Armada grrs.
Armada says: Fine
Armada gets a blued dagger.
Looking pale and weak, Dromak is wracked by painful spasms.
Armada says: Be a bitch.
Armada throws a dagger at Dromak, leaving behind a nasty bruise!
Dromak falls to the ground.
Dromak is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
Dromak is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
Armada bandages Dromak.
Armada says: He won't get poisoned!
Armada gets a blued dagger.
Looking pale and weak, Dromak is wracked by painful spasms.
Armada throws a dagger at Dromak, almost cracking a bone!
Dromak has died.
fdl
You fall down laughing.
HP:230 EP:126
>wave
Armada says: Now he did :p
You wave.
HP:230 EP:126
>$ legend dromak
[ Rimbor-Anim ] Flasd: legend dromak
HP:230 EP:123
>Armada looks at Corpse of Dromak.
Armada gets a blued dagger into an Orc courier pack.
Armada gets Blackfang, a long black knife into an Orc courier pack.
Armada gets an empty drink into an Orc courier pack.
[ Rimbor-Anim ] Vykor: heehee
[ Rimbor-Anim ] Norin: teehee
Armada gets some gold coins from Corpse of Dromak.
[ Rimbor-Anim ] Vykor: neat :)
Armada drops an empty drink from an Orc courier pack.
Armada oohs excitedly.
Armada says: 225!
woo
You go "Woo!".
HP:230 EP:125
>Armada says: And don't ever use idletrigs again, fucker :P
kick dromak
spit
You kick Dromak hard.
HP:230 EP:125
>You spit on the floor rudely.
HP:230 EP:125
>Armada says: My spoon didn't work!
Armada weeps dramatically.
Armada weeps dramatically.