Me and a wooden sword!
Gold: 6 Encumbrance: unencumbered You are carrying the following on your person: A Squirrel pelt (in hands). A red collar (worn). A wooden sword. A large, empty dragonclaw pipe. An ornate and huge, albeit empty briar pipe. A silver harp. A small, empty clay pipe. A Haradrim lute. A glass flute. A message stone. HP:230 EP:230 You wield your sword. You sneak up and stab Guard from behind! Autosave. You massacre Guard with incredible force! You massacre Guard with incredible force! HP:230 EP:180 Guard doesn't look so great. DLSG DLSG Shape *Almost There Die!* DLSG DLSG Calrond leaves east. You scratch Guard. Guard misses you. You hit Guard hard. Guard misses you. You hit Guard very hard. Guard misses you. You hit Guard hard. Guard misses you. You hit Guard hard. Guard misses you. You miss Guard. Guard misses you. You hit Guard. Guard misses you. You miss Guard. Guard misses you. You hit Guard very hard. Guard misses you. Your attack skill has increased due to use. <-------- WHEE! You hit Guard very hard. Guard misses you. You hit Guard very hard. Guard misses you. You hit Guard hard. Guard misses you. You hit Guard hard. Guard falls to the ground. Guard is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! HP:230 EP:181 You decide to put Guard out of his misery. You killed Guard. Guard has died.