Was bored and found this in my trash can... i figured, why not share it.
Erebor Gate(w and n) A signpost A hitching post Byron enters. Travelto: Destination reached! - HP:190 EP:121 - n n A sheltered dell(n and s) Byron enters. - HP:190 EP:121 - n An old road(w, d and s) Byron enters. - HP:190 EP:121 - d You can't go that way! - HP:190 EP:121 - d w Ancient steps(d and u) Byron enters. - HP:190 EP:121 - A riverbank(w, n and u) Byron enters. - HP:190 EP:121 - Ravenhill(e) Byron enters. - HP:190 EP:121 - push indentations You push the wall forward and silently a great doorway is outlined, though not a crack or joint had been visible before. Slowly it divides in the middle and swings inward. You step inside, and the wall quickly closes behind you. The Entrance to the Hall(stairs, e and out) Nibinving the dwarf Swordmaster (Hand of Eru) An earthen bowl An empty mug An empty mug Triggered! doing: hunt nibinving - HP:190 EP:122 - You begin to hunt Nibinving. - HP:190 EP:122 - Byron enters from seemingly nowhere. x Do: starting commands. - HP:190 EP:121 - You sneak up and stab Nibinving from behind! Triggered! doing: hunt nibinving - HP:190 EP:71 - You are already hunting Nibinving! - HP:190 EP:71 - Nibinving is in perfect shape. PERFECT! PERFECT! PERFECT! PERFECT! (Abort mission, we are going down!) - HP:190 EP:71 - Do: Commands completed. - HP:190 EP:71 - You stir the air around Nibinving as the spoon misses. Nibinving spins around and throws Byron to the ground! Triggered! doing: hunt nibinving You are already hunting Nibinving! - HP:190 EP:69 - You stir the air around Nibinving as the spoon misses. Triggered! doing: hunt nibinving Nibinving misses someone. You are already hunting Nibinving! - HP:190 EP:68 - sh Nibinving is in perfect shape. PERFECT! PERFECT! PERFECT! PERFECT! (Abort mission, we are going down!) Triggered! doing: hunt nibinving - HP:190 EP:68 - You are already hunting Nibinving! - HP:190 EP:68 - You jab the spoon into Nibinving's stomach, leaving a smear of food. Byron jabs the spoon into Nibinving's stomach, leaving a smear of food. Nibinving cracks someone's head with the flat of the blade! Nibinving disappears back through the wall. Triggered! doing: hunt nibinving You follow Nibinving out. You step towards where the wall should open, press a section of the wall, and disappear back through the wall. Ravenhill(e) Nibinving the dwarf Swordmaster (Hand of Eru) Byron appears seemingly out of nowhere. You are already hunting Nibinving! - HP:190 EP:67 - Byron tells you: lol You stir the air around Nibinving as the spoon misses. Byron stirs the air around Nibinving as the spoon misses. Nibinving misses someone. - HP:190 EP:65 - Nibinving leaves east. Triggered! doing: hunt nibinving You follow Nibinving east. A riverbank(w, n and u) Nibinving the dwarf Swordmaster (Hand of Eru) Byron enters. You are already hunting Nibinving! - HP:190 EP:65 - - HP:190 EP:65 - Nibinving leaves north. Triggered! doing: hunt nibinving You follow Nibinving north. A riverbank(s and u) Nibinving the dwarf Swordmaster (Hand of Eru) A snake is here Byron enters. You are already hunting Nibinving! - HP:190 EP:65 - sh You hit Nibinving over the mouth very hard, breaking a few teeth. Byron hits Nibinving over the mouth very hard, breaking a few teeth. Nibinving misses someone. Nibinving is in good shape. GOOD! GOOD! GOOD! GOOD! (Damn, you suck more then your gf! :P) Triggered! doing: hunt nibinving - HP:190 EP:64 - You are already hunting Nibinving! - HP:190 EP:64 - Nibinving leaves up. Triggered! doing: hunt nibinving You follow Nibinving up. A stone paved road(d and u) Nibinving the dwarf Swordmaster (Hand of Eru) Byron enters. You are already hunting Nibinving! - HP:190 EP:64 - Nibinving leaves up. You follow Nibinving up. Outside a fortified wall(d) Nibinving the dwarf Swordmaster (Hand of Eru) Byron enters. sh You stir the air around Nibinving as the spoon misses. Byron stirs the air around Nibinving as the spoon misses. Nibinving misses someone. Nibinving is in good shape. GOOD! GOOD! GOOD! GOOD! (Damn, you suck more then your gf! :P) Triggered! doing: hunt nibinving - HP:190 EP:65 - You are already hunting Nibinving! - HP:190 EP:65 - Nibinving jumps up, grabbing a rope, and climbs the wall. Triggered! doing: hunt nibinving Nibinving fades into the shadows. fdl There is no such living object here. - HP:190 EP:65 - You fall down laughing. - HP:190 EP:65 - push indentations What? - HP:190 EP:64 - g Outside a fortified wall(d) Byron the dwarf Bodyguard (Moral) - HP:190 EP:63 - Byron drops a torch. fdl Byron says: climb You fall down laughing. - HP:190 EP:63 - climb up rope Byron laughs out loud. You cannot climb the rope with your hands full! - HP:190 EP:63 - drop keg Ok. - HP:190 EP:64 - climb up rope You slowly make your way up the rope with your one free hand. Top of wall() An empty pail An arrow A HUGE man is standing here Dradga is near the cauldron Brunhilda is pouring oil in the pot A large dwarven archer is standing here - HP:190 EP:64 - Mathew says: GIVE me the swordbelt from an Orc, and you shall pass. Byron appears from the shadows. Byron climbs down the ladder. Byron fades into the shadows. climb down ladder Dradga says in Khuzdul: This should be FUN, pouring oil onto orcs... You place your hands on the top of the ladder, and begin to climb down. Boy, you really hate rickety ladders, and this is one. Finally, you reach the bottom. You breathe a sigh of relief. Inside a fortified wall(n) - HP:190 EP:63 - n Front gate(n and s) Byron the dwarf Bodyguard (Moral) Nibinving the dwarf Swordmaster (Hand of Eru) Triggered! doing: hunt nibinving - HP:190 EP:63 - You begin to hunt Nibinving. - HP:190 EP:63 - You are too busy to make an attack! Byron jabs the spoon into Nibinving's stomach, leaving a smear of food. Nibinving misses you. Nibinving leaves south. Triggered! doing: hunt nibinving You lose sight of Nibinving. There is no such living object here. - HP:190 EP:61 - sh Byron leaves south. Shape all what? - HP:190 EP:61 - Byron enters. Your head is clearing. z s The next time you see 'Nibinving', you will do: 'hunt nibinving'. - HP:190 EP:62 - Small white clouds drift sleepily across the sky. Inside a fortified wall(n) Nibinving the dwarf Swordmaster (Hand of Eru) Triggered! doing: hunt nibinving Byron enters. - HP:190 EP:62 - You begin to hunt Nibinving. - HP:190 EP:62 - Nibinving says: Darknova Byron laughs out loud. You are too busy to make an attack! Byron stirs the air around Nibinving as the spoon misses. Nibinving misses someone. You jab the spoon into Nibinving's stomach, leaving a smear of food. Triggered! doing: hunt nibinving Byron stirs the air around Nibinving as the spoon misses. Nibinving misses someone. fdl You are already hunting Nibinving! - HP:190 EP:60 - You fall down laughing. - HP:190 EP:60 - Nibinving says: Go away You stir the air around Nibinving as the spoon misses. Triggered! doing: hunt nibinving Byron stirs the air around Nibinving as the spoon misses. Nibinving sinks the blade into someone with the curdling shout of a pirate! You are already hunting Nibinving! - HP:190 EP:58 - sh Nibinving is in good shape. GOOD! GOOD! GOOD! GOOD! (Damn, you suck more then your gf! :P) Triggered! doing: hunt nibinving - HP:190 EP:58 - You are already hunting Nibinving! - HP:190 EP:58 - You stir the air around Nibinving as the spoon misses. Byron hits Nibinving over the mouth very hard, breaking a few teeth. Nibinving misses someone. Nibinving says: Pleez Triggered! doing: hunt nibinving You are already hunting Nibinving! - HP:190 EP:57 - n Byron tells you: fdl Front gate(n and s) Byron enters. - HP:190 EP:57 - 'JESUS You say: JESUS - HP:190 EP:56 - s Inside a fortified wall(n) Nibinving the dwarf Swordmaster (Hand of Eru) Triggered! doing: hunt nibinving Byron enters. - HP:190 EP:56 - You begin to hunt Nibinving. - HP:190 EP:56 - Nibinving climbs up the ladder. Nibinving fades into the shadows. sh Shape all what? - HP:190 EP:57 - climb up rope Byron leaves north. Climb what? - HP:190 EP:57 - Byron enters. Byron climbs up the ladder. Byron fades into the shadows. climb up ladder You carefully place your hands on the ladder, and begin to climb up. The ladder begins to shake, and make strange cracking sounds...... You climb faster..... Finally, you reach the top. You hope you never have to use that ladder again. Top of wall() Byron the dwarf Bodyguard (Moral) Nibinving the dwarf Swordmaster (Hand of Eru) An empty pail An arrow A HUGE man is standing here Dradga is near the cauldron Brunhilda is pouring oil in the pot A large dwarven archer is standing here Triggered! doing: hunt nibinving - HP:190 EP:56 - You begin to hunt Nibinving. - HP:190 EP:56 - Nibinving grabs a rope and jumps over the wall. Nibinving fades into the shadows. Mathew says: What are you hanging around here for? Mathew says: What are you hanging around here for? sh Byron grabs a rope and jumps over the wall. Byron fades into the shadows. Shape all what? - HP:190 EP:55 - Large dwarf says: Put the flaming arrows near the fire. climb down rope You grab the rope in your hands, and toss your feet over the wall. Now you begin to hate those knots in the rope, as they really slow your downward progress. Soon, you reach the end of the rope, and drop the last few feet to the ground. Outside a fortified wall(d) Byron the dwarf Bodyguard (Moral) A keg of Dwarven ale A torch (burning) - HP:190 EP:55 - Byron leaves down. d A stone paved road(d and u) - HP:190 EP:55 - d s A riverbank(s and u) A snake is here - HP:190 EP:54 - A riverbank(w, n and u) Byron the dwarf Bodyguard (Moral) - HP:190 EP:54 - s u You can't go that way! - HP:190 EP:54 - u Ancient steps(d and u) Byron enters. - HP:190 EP:54 - s An old road(w, d and s) Byron enters. - HP:190 EP:54 - s A sheltered dell(n and s) Byron enters. - HP:190 EP:54 - Erebor Gate(w and n) A signpost A hitching post