The gospel according to Zoso

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Zoso [legacy]
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27 August 2002 00:00:00
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    Helio [legacy]
    At
    29 August 2002 04:40:02

    Wow.

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    Wasach [legacy]
    At
    29 August 2002 02:20:11

    Glen, you are not allowed to take the terminology abuse of you suffered during those years in college on us *mgrin*

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    Manner [legacy]
    At
    28 August 2002 20:46:44

    i thought Glen's comment is helarious....!:)

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    Alkath [legacy]
    At
    28 August 2002 18:29:56

    weak + funny = zoso when he cant's sleep

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    Mimak [legacy]
    At
    28 August 2002 17:12:36

    Mimak laughs out loud and says: Very funny stuff, Zoso :)

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    Glen [legacy]
    At
    28 August 2002 14:51:25

    Late at night, under sleep deprivation, you have excessive amounts of the neurochemical Dopamine within the synapses of the neurons in the brain. This is what is responsible for most of the hallucinations experienced during sleep deprivation. Under certain circumstances, with the introduction of Lysergic Acid Diethylamide (a crystalline comound that causes psychotic symptoms similar to thouse of schizophrenia and also found readily available in Zoso's sock drawer, aka LSD) the hallucination effects of sleep deprivation are magnified over 90 times thus creating various delusions and spontaneous 'inspired' creativity. It has been noted in various publications that one should not utilized LSD and play MUDs at the same time as the intesification of the effects triple. Some scientists think that if your name begins with the letter 'Z' and contains four letters, two of which are the same, then the drug alone (without sleep deprivation) will create the delusion of being able to establish new religous beliefs by combining various other religions and sci-fi movies all in one. I also read once 'Let he who is called Zoso, bring unto me a new religion so that my people may be enslaved more to worship' somewhere in the book of Acts... I'm not sure if it was God talking or someone else... trust me, it's there.

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    Camillus [legacy]
    At
    28 August 2002 10:20:37

    Holy Christ, I think I am in love with Zoso! He read my mind!

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    Darkrod [legacy]
    At
    28 August 2002 05:14:00

    i think wasach's comment funny, hes funny! *laughs*

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    Feldon [legacy]
    At
    28 August 2002 02:45:16

    1+2=3

    hey I can do addition too!

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    Manni [legacy]
    At
    28 August 2002 01:59:09

    shut+up+all of you=good

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    Avaar [legacy]
    At
    28 August 2002 01:23:21

    wasach + bree = get solo'd like a newbie

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    Necsipaal [legacy]
    At
    28 August 2002 01:22:44

    weak+ clownlike..... remembers me of something...

    *snickers and figure a lot out*

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    Wasach [legacy]
    At
    28 August 2002 00:40:11

    Avaar + (Avaar's comment in this and other logs) + a small penis = Avaar's likes to fondle little boys * (Don't believe me, then check is legendinfo!)

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    Theodrek [legacy]
    At
    28 August 2002 00:10:08

    I think the best part in this log was the cameo appearance by yours truely. :P Go me!

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    Fofester [legacy]
    At
    28 August 2002 00:09:11

    *wets his pants laughing*

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    Avaar [legacy]
    At
    27 August 2002 22:21:46

    weak + clownlike = zoso + this log

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    Kilth [legacy]
    At
    27 August 2002 21:06:04

    Lack of sleep can be a terrible thing... and bring up alot of creativity. Now go make a religion! =P

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    Feldon [legacy]
    At
    27 August 2002 20:54:39

    Weed does not do that to you. I'm thinking it was something much harder.

  • Author
    Demandred [legacy]
    At
    27 August 2002 20:48:48

    Puff Puff Give MAN! Puff Puff GIVE! You messing up the rotation!