He dies. I guess it is out now. I'm secretly an assassin.
<HP:230 EP:230> fade You fade into the background, an anonymous and nameless member of society, invisible to all but the most diligent of observers. <HP:230 EP:190> l You are on rolling hills with long grass. The Great River Anduin is west. The sun shines down from directly overhead. The sky is brilliantly clear. The only obvious exits are north, east and south. Jerf the dwarf Stud (Sexy) <HP:230 EP:189> drop pasty from pack Ok. <HP:230 EP:188> eat pasty l You slowly eat the pasty savoring every bite. <HP:230 EP:208> You are on rolling hills with long grass. The Great River Anduin is west. The sun shines down from directly overhead. The sky is brilliantly clear. The only obvious exits are north, east and south. Jerf the dwarf Stud (Sexy) <HP:230 EP:208> i Gold: 14 Encumbrance: lightly encumbered You are carrying the following on your person: A pair of large, well-oiled boots (worn). A staff sling containing a walking staff (worn). A simple sheepskin sheath containing a rapier (worn). Tower Guard's helmet (worn). A pair of mail pants (worn). A crystal (worn). A crystal (worn). Sturdy armour (worn). A dwarven war shield (worn). An Orc courier pack (worn). The Tale of Beren and Luthien. A small, empty clay pipe. A beautiful, albeit empty pipe. A large, empty clay pipe. A simple pipe (empty). A message stone. Crion's Spellbook. Gazza's black fiddle. A hornpipe. A book of poetry. A brooch of amber carved into the form of a roaring bear (worn). A Haradrim lute. A large, empty stone pipe. An 'I've been to The 4th Two Towers EVENT!!' badge. A short, empty briar pipe. <HP:230 EP:207> st wield sword from baldric Put what into what? <HP:230 EP:207> With two quick slashes you stand on guard and are ready to fight! You wield your rapier with a whisk of menace! <HP:230 EP:207> l You are on rolling hills with long grass. The Great River Anduin is west. The sun shines down from directly overhead. The sky is brilliantly clear. The only obvious exits are north, east and south. Jerf the dwarf Stud (Sexy) <HP:230 EP:206> <HP:230 EP:205> <HP:230 EP:205> l You are on rolling hills with long grass. The Great River Anduin is west. The sun shines down from directly overhead. The sky is brilliantly clear. The only obvious exits are north, east and south. Jerf the dwarf Stud (Sexy) <HP:230 EP:204> legend sammy Sammy the dwarf Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) On for: 5h 2m 1s Gender: male Age: 13d 2h 12m 50s Can be mailed: Sammy@Osgiliath <HP:230 EP:203> legend guimli Guimli the dwarf Battle Lord (Moral) On for: 44m 51s Gender: male Age: 5d 8h 47m 46s Can be mailed: Guimli@Esgaroth Guimli has recorded a life story. Info: In the land of Mordor, where the shadows lie... [Furacan Micha] <HP:230 EP:203> l n You are on rolling hills with long grass. The Great River Anduin is west. The sun shines down from directly overhead. The sky is brilliantly clear. The only obvious exits are north, east and south. <HP:230 EP:203> l You are on rolling hills with long grass. The Great River Anduin is west. The sun shines down from directly overhead. The sky is brilliantly clear. The only obvious exits are north, east and south. Jerf the dwarf Stud (Sexy) <HP:230 EP:202> <HP:230 EP:202> <HP:230 EP:201> l You are on rolling hills with long grass. The Great River Anduin is west. The sun shines down from directly overhead. The sky is brilliantly clear. The only obvious exits are north, east and south. Jerf the dwarf Stud (Sexy) <HP:230 EP:196> <HP:230 EP:196> l You are on rolling hills with long grass. The Great River Anduin is west. The sun shines down from directly overhead. The sky is brilliantly clear. The only obvious exits are north, east and south. Jerf the dwarf Stud (Sexy) <HP:230 EP:196> Party say from Jerf: find him <HP:230 EP:194> find sammy Sammy is in Rhovanion at the Wilderness. In the wilderness, direction: northeast In the room: outside Rhosgobel. Sammy is not wanted. <HP:230 EP:173> party say rhos You say to your party: rhos <HP:230 EP:172> drop pasty from pack drop pasty from pack Ok. <HP:230 EP:171> Ok. <HP:230 EP:171> eat pasty eat pasty l You see more than one pasty. Using the first of the following: on the ground : A large meat filled pasty on the ground : A large meat filled pasty You slowly eat the pasty savoring every bite. <HP:230 EP:191> You slowly eat the pasty savoring every bite. <HP:230 EP:211> You are on rolling hills with long grass. The Great River Anduin is west. The sun shines down from directly overhead. The sky is brilliantly clear. The only obvious exits are north, east and south. Jerf the dwarf Stud (Sexy) <HP:230 EP:210> l i You are on rolling hills with long grass. The Great River Anduin is west. The sun shines down from directly overhead. The sky is brilliantly clear. The only obvious exits are north, east and south. Jerf the dwarf Stud (Sexy) <HP:230 EP:210> Gold: 14 Encumbrance: lightly encumbered You are carrying the following on your person: A slender rapier (wielded). A pair of large, well-oiled boots (worn). A staff sling containing a walking staff (worn). A simple sheepskin sheath (worn). Tower Guard's helmet (worn). A pair of mail pants (worn). A crystal (worn). A crystal (worn). Sturdy armour (worn). A dwarven war shield (worn). An Orc courier pack (worn). The Tale of Beren and Luthien. A small, empty clay pipe. A beautiful, albeit empty pipe. A large, empty clay pipe. A simple pipe (empty). A message stone. Crion's Spellbook. Gazza's black fiddle. A hornpipe. A book of poetry. A brooch of amber carved into the form of a roaring bear (worn). A Haradrim lute. A large, empty stone pipe. An 'I've been to The 4th Two Towers EVENT!!' badge. A short, empty briar pipe. <HP:230 EP:210> i pack Gold: 14 Encumbrance: lightly encumbered You dig around in your orc courier pack and find: Your orc courier pack is about half full. A brand new set of climbing gear A large meat filled pasty (2) <HP:230 EP:209> l You are on rolling hills with long grass. The Great River Anduin is west. The sun shines down from directly overhead. The sky is brilliantly clear. The only obvious exits are north, east and south. Jerf the dwarf Stud (Sexy) <HP:230 EP:209> wield sword from baldric There is no sword in your baldric. <HP:230 EP:209> l You are on rolling hills with long grass. The Great River Anduin is west. The sun shines down from directly overhead. The sky is brilliantly clear. The only obvious exits are north, east and south. Jerf the dwarf Stud (Sexy) <HP:230 EP:207> party hp You emote to your party: Crion has hp: 230/230 and end: 207/230 <HP:230 EP:207> l You are on rolling hills with long grass. The Great River Anduin is west. The sun shines down from directly overhead. The sky is brilliantly clear. The only obvious exits are north, east and south. Jerf the dwarf Stud (Sexy) <HP:230 EP:206> i cloak Syntax: inventory [all|container|here] <HP:230 EP:205> Jerf nods. legend sammy Sammy the dwarf Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) On for: 5h 2m 57s Gender: male Age: 13d 2h 13m 46s Can be mailed: Sammy@Osgiliath <HP:230 EP:199> Your headache clears up. Party say from Jerf: hmm <HP:230 EP:185> <HP:230 EP:184> party say what he doing You say to your party: what he doing <HP:230 EP:183> Sammy enters. Guimli enters. Sammy misses Guimli by mere inches. Guimli wounds Sammy slightly. Sammy says: sup bro wield sword from baldric There is no sword in your baldric. <HP:230 EP:182> k guimli Suddenly, Jerf stabs Guimli from behind! Jerf drinks the phial of Dream Potion and his eyes roll back into his skull. He throws back his head and ROARS mightily! You notice his muscles are bulging hugely. Jerf drops an empty phial. Jerf runs at Guimli with the point of his sword, running his opponent through! Sammy hurts his neck attacking Guimli! You attack Guimli. <HP:230 EP:182> Sammy buries the sword into Guimli with deadly precision. Jerf misses Guimli. You stab Guimli making a small red hole. Sammy gets a wild look in his eyes, then smashes his head into Guimli! sh Guimli is in average shape. AVERAGE! HALF WAY! HAHA! <HP:230 EP:181> sh Guimli screams in horror as Sammy's sharp blade cuts deep into flesh! Jerf DECIMATES Guimli with a ferocious attack! You miss Guimli with a clumsy slash.........................(Miss) Guimli doesn't look so great. DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG! MORE! <HP:230 EP:181> sh Guimli doesn't look so great. DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG! MORE! <HP:230 EP:181> Sammy looks at Guimli. Guimli dodges Sammy's attack with some skill. Jerf misses Guimli. You miss Guimli with a clumsy slash.........................(Miss) headbutt headbutt You pull a muscle in your neck trying to headbutt Guimli. <HP:230 EP:160> Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into Guimli! <HP:230 EP:125> sh Guimli dodges Sammy's attack with some skill. Jerf wounds Guimli with the sharp blade. You miss Guimli with a clumsy slash.........................(Miss) Guimli is near death. THIS BITCH IS MINE! <HP:23sh 0 EP:124> k Guimli is near death. THIS BITCH IS MINE! <HP:230 EP:124> You attack Guimli. <HP:230 EP:124> Sammy misses Guimli by mere inches. Jerf wounds Guimli with the sharp blade. You miss Guimli with a clumsy slash.........................(Miss) gold You search your pockets and find 14 gold. <HP:230 EP:123> You notice Guimli sizing you up. Guimli leaves north. Jerf leaves north. You follow your leader north. The Plains(n, e and s) Jerf the dwarf Stud (Sexy) Guimli the dwarf Battle Lord (Moral) Guimli leaves north. Jerf leaves north. You follow your leader north. The Plains(n, e and s) Jerf the dwarf Stud (Sexy) Guimli the dwarf Battle Lord (Moral) Guimli leaves north. Jerf leaves north. You follow your leader north. The Plains(e and s) Jerf the dwarf Stud (Sexy) Guimli the dwarf Battle Lord (Moral) Jerf misses Guimli. You are too busy to make an attack! Guimli misses you. Jerf misses Guimli. You stab Guimli making a small red hole. Guimli mauls you like a wolf eating its prey. sh Guimli is near death. THIS BITCH IS MINE! <HP:221 EP:121> Guimli leaves east. Jerf leaves east. You follow your leader east. The Plains(w, n, e and s) Jerf the dwarf Stud (Sexy) Guimli the dwarf Battle Lord (Moral) sh Jerf misses Guimli. You miss Guimli with a clumsy slash.........................(Miss) Guimli misses you. Guimli is near death. THIS BITCH IS MINE! <HP:221 EP:120> Guimli leaves east. Jerf leaves east. You follow your leader east. The Plains(w, n, e and s) Jerf the dwarf Stud (Sexy) Guimli the dwarf Battle Lord (Moral) Guimli leaves east. Jerf leaves east. You follow your leader east. The Plains(w, n, e and s) Jerf the dwarf Stud (Sexy) Guimli the dwarf Battle Lord (Moral) Jerf runs at Guimli with the point of his sword, running his opponent through! Guimli leaves east. Jerf leaves east. You follow your leader east. The Plains(w, n, e and s) Jerf the dwarf Stud (Sexy) Guimli the dwarf Battle Lord (Moral) Guimli leaves east. Jerf leaves east. You follow your leader east. The Plains(w, n, e and s) Jerf the dwarf Stud (Sexy) Guimli the dwarf Battle Lord (Moral) Guimli leaves east. Jerf leaves east. You follow your leader east. The Plains(w, n, e and s) Jerf the dwarf Stud (Sexy) Guimli the dwarf Battle Lord (Moral) Guimli leaves east. Jerf leaves east. You follow your leader east. The Plains(w, n, e and s) Jerf the dwarf Stud (Sexy) Guimli the dwarf Battle Lord (Moral) Guimli leaves east. Jerf leaves east. You follow your leader east. The Plains(w, n, e and s) Jerf the dwarf Stud (Sexy) Guimli the dwarf Battle Lord (Moral) Guimli leaves east. Jerf leaves east. You follow your leader east. The Plains(w, n, e and s) Jerf the dwarf Stud (Sexy) Guimli the dwarf Battle Lord (Moral) Guimli leaves east. Jerf leaves east. You follow your leader east. The Plains(w, n, e and s) Jerf the dwarf Stud (Sexy) Guimli the dwarf Battle Lord (Moral) Guimli leaves south. Jerf leaves south. You follow your leader south. The Plains(w, n, e and s) Jerf the dwarf Stud (Sexy) Guimli the dwarf Battle Lord (Moral) Guimli leaves east. Jerf leaves east. You follow your leader east. Mirkwood(w, n, e and s) Jerf the dwarf Stud (Sexy) Guimli the dwarf Battle Lord (Moral) Guimli leaves east. Jerf leaves east. You follow your leader east. Mirkwood(w, n, e and s) Jerf the dwarf Stud (Sexy) Guimli the dwarf Battle Lord (Moral) sh Jerf misses Guimli. You slice Guimli with a deft riposte. Guimli has died.