The 5th installment of the world-famous "Amusing Tidbits" logs. Warning: Contains Theodrek. Handle with care.
The ghost of Xmaspast
Last on: 62d 3h 50m 21s ago.
Age: 1m 56s
Guldmann [Sun Feb 24 03:45:29 2002]:
<default event reaction>I see the resoning for lifting the minimum
contract price of a
contract. Contracting high levels with low value contracts
<default event reaction>just to keep the fines down.. is in my eyes
missuse of the
contract system
But .. i would surgest that the contract placed was ranged..
like this..
<default event reaction> contract price=(victime level x 150g) +
(contract order level x 150)
<default event reaction> and contract price min 1000
Guldmann
Guldmann [Sun Feb 24 03:48:18 2002]:
<default event reaction>what is it about my client.. damn...
the <default event reaction> is some kind a trigger firred.. damn again
<default event reaction>and the contract order level .. is ofcourse the
person ordering the contract
Guldmann
Callen says: You would protect me from bad people,
wouldn't you?
A ripping sound fills the sky!
Morgoth escapes the unguarded Void!
The archer says: Sir, help me defend my city!
Archer nocks an arrow.
Archer draws back on a bow.
Archer releases the bow and launches an arrow at you, but misses!
#1130 Gazza 150 - a huge brass shield VGC unall. It's huge. It's brass. Like me when I'm naked, eh?
#1131 Gazza 200 - a small coat of mithril mail Exc unall. Small. Soft as copper. Like Fimbu when he's naked, eh?
%% tell gazza Bastard!
You tell Gazza: Bastard!
Bad told you: I want to drop styff iff..fuc [3~ [3~ [3~ [3~ [3~ [3~ [3~
[3~ [3~ [3~ [3~ [3~ [3~ [3~ [3~ [3~ [3~ [3~ [3~ [3~ [3~ [3~ [3~ [3~ [3~
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Bad told you: Sht buged
Bad told you: Hrh....Ny keboard
HP:230 EP:186| Bad tells you: FUCKING OMOMO ERGONOMIC SIHT
HP:82 EP:188| %% ' ready?
You say: ready?
HP:82 EP:188| %% shave cat
You firmly grip the cat and the razor... you take a deep breath, and
then bring them together to try to shave a patch from the cat's hindquarters.
MREEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRWW!!!
With frantic clawing at your face and arms the cat twists
and turns in your grasp. You scream an OATH of pain,
and drop the struggling, screaming beast.
The cat takes advantage of his freedom and zips out of the room.
You DID get a teensy patch of cat hair. What in Arda are
you going to do with it?
HP:79 EP:187| Your headache clears up.
Fearn rolls on the floor laughing.
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Gold: 0 Encumbrance: unencumbered
You are carrying the following on your person:
A tuft of cat hair.
A gleaming razor (wielded).
A silver harp.
A stamped staying-permit.
A spellbook.
An empty wolf's head pipe.
The Mortal Council rulebook.
Rank insignia.
A set of panpipes.
Fimbu's wedding gift medallion.
A small mandolin.
A beautiful, albeit empty pipe.
A Haradrim lute.
A small silver lute.
HP:80 EP:188| %% l tuft
This is a tuft of about 40 cat hairs. They are fine and
silky, with a dark coloration. You approve of their softness.
HP:80 EP:188| %% ' What did it say?
You say: What did it say?
Fearn says: You watch as Fimbu grapples wildly with the cat. A noisy (but
comical) battle ensues. The cat scratches him. Screaming, he fumbles
with both the razor and the cat. Finally, the cat squirms from his hands
and dashes away, leaving a few stray cat-hairs in its wake.
Naosami's white stallion [packed](stabled) (stabled)
You say: Greetings
Gold: 53 Encumbrance: unencumbered
You are carrying the following on your person:
A sailor's cutlass (wielded).
A wickedly curved knife.
A small green vial (in hands).
A large harvester's pack (open) (worn).
A crystal (worn).
A crystal (worn).
A bloodstained cloak (worn).
An old leather baldric (worn).
A dwarven war shield (worn).
An engraved gold ring, inlaid with diamond (worn).
Aron's Friendship flute.
The Mortal Council rulebook.
Horn of Amruin Membership (worn).
Westar's Carne-Mireval ring.
Josef's Mithril horn.
A beautiful, albeit empty pipe.
Zain's eternal Brotherhood to Rhoads horn.
Rank insignia.
An 'I've been to The 4th Two Towers EVENT!!' badge.
Sersem says: wow
?
Sersem says: i didnt know that you were a player
You have a questioning look on your face.
er
^ ]Newbiecomm Eryniel polishes her blade
Sersem says: i thought you were npc lol
You er.
say why is that?
Sersem smiles.
You say: why is that?
Sersem says: i see something close to your name around MT
say great west ROAD?
You say: great west ROAD?
Sersem says: rhoads riding something something
Sersem says: i guess
Rhoads the dunlending Marshal of Helm's Deep
You have had just enough food to silence your stomach.
HP: 230/230 END: 230/230 Exp: 3368852 Avg. Stats: 100
Strength: 100 Agility: 100 Charisma: 100
Constitution: 100 Coordination: 100 Intelligence: 100
Level 20 warrior, 103d 23h 36m 2s old.
Nibinving tells you: Where is he :P
You tell Nibinving: Who?
Nibinving tells you: Pedoran
You tell Nibinving: Grey Havens?
Nibinving tells you: Ehtyar told you: I would so love some of Pedoran's punch!
Nibinving tells you: Hold on, I was walking past Fat elf :P
Nibinving tells you: whoops
Eodrek the eorling Initiate (Impartial)
Last on: 6m 12s ago. Gender: male
Age: 22h 33m 32s
Can be mailed: Eodrek@Edoras
Info: Glow tells you: give 69 to Eodrek Glow gives you some gold coins. Bah!
sheep sheep
Wait a sec... you want to do WHAT to Herd of sheep? With my sheep?!? Oh no YOU don't! Go take your sick and twisted mind somewhere else!
The Two Towers
Wasach the dunedain BeerBeerBeerBeerBeerWasachBeerBeerBeerBe (lvl 20)
Konj the dwarf BeerBeerBeerBeerBeerBeerKonjBeerBeerBeerBeerB (lvl 20)
Leander the dunedain BeerBeerBeerBeerBeerBeerBeerBeerBeerBee (lvl 20)
Helio the hobbit BeerBeerBeerBeerBeerHelioBeerBeerBeerBeerBe (lvl 20)
Guilherme the silvan BeerBeerBeerBeerBeerBeerGuilhermeBeerBe (lvl 20)
Fimbu the dunlending BeerBeerBeerBeerBeerFimbuBeerBeerBeerBe (lvl 20)
Borkaz the sindar BeerBeerBeerBeerBeerBorkazBeerBeerBeerBeer (lvl 20)
Jonny the dunlending BeerBeerBeerBeerBeerBeerBeerBeerBeerBee (lvl 20)
Pestilence the sindar BeerBeerBeerBeerPestilenceBeerBeerBeer (lvl 20)
Alkath the silvan BeerBeerBeerBeerBeerBeerAlkathBeerBeerBeer (lvl 20)
Skyman the sindar BeerBeerBeerBeerBeerBeerSkymanBeerBeerBeer (lvl 20)
Mog the dwarf BeerBeerBeerBeerBeerBeerMogBeerBeerBeerBeerBee (lvl 20)
Sarys the silvan BeerBeerBeerBeerBeerBeerSarysBeerBeerBeerBe (lvl 20)
Deadlok the dwarf WeedWeedWeedWeedWeedWeedWeedWeedWeedWeedWe (guildmaster)
Total 20s: 14
Total users: 105
HP:230 EP:94| Guilherme tells you: Terlinath says: jees Terlinath says: Why do you guys have
to all be so gay Terlinath looks at you. Terlinath drops a piece of
cloth. Terlinath left the game.
Gumbu reported [Mon Mar 19 09:44:54 2001]:
aron is a real cock !!!
Ansel closed the case [Mon Mar 19 09:59:17 2001].
Ansel threw the case in the bin [Mon Mar 19 09:59:24 2001].
Gumbu reported [Mon Mar 19 09:47:05 2001]:
he laughed of me
Ansel closed the case [Mon Mar 19 09:59:37 2001].
Ansel threw the case in the bin [Mon Mar 19 09:59:43 2001].
Case # 1269 New Case!
Terrorcore reported [Tue Feb 27 19:17:14 2001]:
at brand's store said to buy knife 17 was listed as vicious blade cost
22. took 6 gold and gave me a dull butter knife.
tried to return knife and gave back only half of money ".".
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Herualda closed the case [Tue Feb 27 19:51:37 2001].
Herualda threw the case in the bin [Tue Feb 27 19:51:41 2001].
Oky reported [Sun Dec 3 23:38:40 2000]:
oky isnt multyplaying cant you understand it ok once i did but not
more...cant you understand...do you think i am stupid to delete my 5d old
character for multyplaying!please... think once more...have a nice day.
Dagobert closed the case [Mon Dec 4 01:12:37 2000].
Shuma threw the case in the bin [Wed Dec 13 02:29:35 2000].
Nirrab told you: FUCK
HP:192 EP:119| move:Mazza enters.
move:Mazza leaves north.
%% legend nirrab
Nirrab the dunedain Archmage (Demonic)
On for: 5h 1m 31s Gender: male
Age: 22d 19h 29m 46s
Can be mailed: Nirrab@Thranduil Nirrab has recorded a life story.
Info: Your life passes in front of you... wow, you've been busy!
HP:193 EP:120| %% tell nirrab What?
You tell Nirrab: What?
HP:193 EP:120| %% i
Gold: 4794 Encumbrance: severely encumbered
You are carrying the following on your person:
A magnificent engraved longsword (sharpened) (wielded).
A crystal (worn).
A phial of Roderick's Dream Potion (in hands).
An old leather baldric (worn).
A dwarven hauberk (worn).
A pair of mail pants (worn).
A bloodstained cloak (worn).
An Orc courier pack (worn).
A dwarven war shield (worn).
A spellbook.
A set of panpipes.
A Haradrim lute.
A beautiful, albeit empty pipe.
Rank insignia.
A small mandolin.
A silver harp.
Fimbu's wedding gift medallion.
A small silver lute.
An empty wolf's head pipe.
HP:193 EP:120| %% tell nirrab Where/
You tell Nirrab: Where/
HP:193 EP:120| %% i
Gold: 4794 Encumbrance: severely encumbered
You are carrying the following on your person:
A magnificent engraved longsword (sharpened) (wielded).
A crystal (worn).
A phial of Roderick's Dream Potion (in hands).
An old leather baldric (worn).
A dwarven hauberk (worn).
A pair of mail pants (worn).
A bloodstained cloak (worn).
An Orc courier pack (worn).
A dwarven war shield (worn).
A spellbook.
A set of panpipes.
A Haradrim lute.
A beautiful, albeit empty pipe.
Rank insignia.
A small mandolin.
A silver harp.
Fimbu's wedding gift medallion.
A small silver lute.
An empty wolf's head pipe.
HP:193 EP:120| %% l
The main street of Edoras leads south from the gate. It is a broad
path, which leads steadily up the great hill. Spaced along the way
are several short flights of stairs. Beside the road a swift
stream of water flows in a stone channel. There are many houses on
either side of the path as it winds its way up the hill. To the east
is a small stone guard house, to the west a building with a sign on
its door.
The sun shines brightly in the western sky.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
The only obvious exits are west, north, east and south.
A guard stands watch over the gate [2]
A signpost
A hitching post
HP:193 EP:120| %% who
The Two Towers
Dangel the eorling Apprentice Assassin (Angelic) (mortal)
Calrond the silvan Slayer (Moral) (mortal)
Durad the dwarf Reaper (Impartial) (mortal)
Durithil the dunedain Hitman (Heroic) (mortal)
Kuorr the dunlending Hitman (Heroic) (mortal)
Agarvain the dwarf Swordmaster (Villainous) (mortal)
Nirrab the dunedain Archmage (Demonic) (mortal)
Majard the eorling Warlord (Shadowspawn of Mordor) (mortal)
Fimbu the dunlending Crime Lord (Villainous) (mortal)
Carver the silvan Wolf Spirit (Angelic) (mortal)
Rasgul the dwarf Roboto (Mr.) (lvl 20)
Total friends and enemies and assassins and guildmates and mcouncils: 11
Total users: 123
HP:193 EP:120| %% score
Fimbu the dunlending Crime Lord (Villainous)
HP: 193/230 END: 120/230 Exp: 1737947 Avg. Stats: 98
Strength: 99 Agility: 99 Charisma: 96
Constitution: 99 Coordination: 100 Intelligence: 97
Level 19 thief, 55d 6h 46m 2s old.
HP:193 EP:120| Nirrab tells you: nm
Theodrek says: Necsipaal's append crashed my comp
HP:230 EP:230| Theodrek says: Devil-woman
Theodrek shakes his fist at the heavens.
HP:169 EP:194| ^ Theodrek Eothain: l theodrek > Theodrek has 7 arrows lodged in his body!
^ Theodrek Eothain: Boromir, eat your heart out.
Deboraha told you: If you haven't been introduced to the word penis by age
14, then now's the time to start.
HP:210 EP:158 Melanna throws a brand at Guard, but Guard caught it in a stunning act of agility!
You boggle at the concept.
HP:210 EP:158 Polier hits Guard.
Guard misses Polier.
Guard looks confused and drops the brand.
Guard drops a brand.
^ Snotfoot: ive seen players with horses that say packed how do you pack a horse
^ Dalamar: Its an uncomfortable process which few speak of again afterwords. Best to not know.
drop pants
Anonymous figure misses you.
Adunazon inflicts massive damage to you.
You miss someone.
You remove a pair of mail pants.
Ok.
>HP:12 EP:230>
Anonymous figure nods quickly.
squeeze through passage
Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into Elven scout!
HP:230 EP:161| You miss Elven scout.
Elven scout scratches you.
shape
Elven scout is in perfect shape.