dood was lying and try to play me along ...this is what happens
'fore i beat you like a red headed step-child
Quiet you
What if, what if
What if you dropped the soap in the jail shower? Wait, let's leave that to Rhoads...
You sink the blade into Guard with the curdling shout of a pirate!
Guard grazes you.
Guard doesn't look so great.
HP:18 EP:16> You brutally plunge the blade into Guard.
Guard critically hits you with decimating force.
ick
You stick out your tongue and say: Ick!
HP:-15 EP:16>
HP:-15 EP:16> You have died.
You have a strange feeling.
You can see your own lifeless body from above.
Ack!
what if, what if
What if i slipped on a bar of soap in the shower?
OH MY GOD, I'D BE KILLED
What if he was telling the truth?
Nice kill, I guess, that crit dizm good was cool