I have a bad week, I have a bad month, I have a bad life. I have (censored) FIGURES up my (censored) all the (censored) time! This one makes a pretty good attempt at making me have the bad munchies for a lifetime ;)
Title: "Anonymous figure says: stop running around"
Someone decides I should die, I loose my way near bywater, end up in bree and do the running game ;)
You hear a footstep nearby.
Zalbri regains consciousness.
Draklorien pats Zalbri on the back.
Zalbri erms.
Zalbri slaps his forehead and says: doh!
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As you finally walk into Woodhall the size is even greater than you
thought. Torches are mounted on the trees that are like pillars that
run down Woodhall. A large fire with food cooking on it sits in the
middle of the hall. What appears to be a sleeping area sits to the west.
The only obvious exits are south and west.
Bluesbreak the dunedain Governor (Immoral)
Draklorien the dunlending Contractor (Immoral)
Zalbri the silvan Pickpocket (Impartial)
Glom the dwarf Deathmaster (Moral)
Oseibo the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
An empty keg
You feel as if you are being watched!
HP:170 EP:14>
'hmm..
You say: hmm..
HP:170 EP:15>
Without warning, Anonymous figure stabs you from behind!
Anonymous figure massacres you with incredible force!
You are too busy to make an attack!
Anonymous figure misses you.
You miss someone.
Oseibo says: ugh, can youg uys just be quiet
HP:139 EP:15>
Zalbri begins shielding you.
Anonymous figure hits you hard.
You miss someone.
Alexa tells you: a Dol Amroth pack is now on sale as lot 572, minimum bid 200
gold
Zalbri says: KILL FIgure
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Right before Woodhall(s and n)
Elf guard
An elven archer {above you}
HP:132 EP:15>
Anonymous figure hits you very hard.
You miss someone.
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Before the grand Woodhall(e, s, n, w and sw)
A torch (burned out)
You hear a footstep nearby.
HP:119 EP:15>
s
Shire Plains(e, s, n and w)
HP:119 EP:15>
Anonymous figure hits you.
You miss someone.
s
Shire Plains(e, s, n and w)
HP:115 EP:15>
e
Shire Plains(e, s, n and w)HP:115 EP:15>
e
Anonymous figure hits you very hard.
You miss someone.
Shire Plains(e, s, n and w)
HP:106 EP:16>
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[ hint ] To see what is required to attain a new level try 'help levels'
Shire Plains(e, s, n and w)
HP:106 EP:16>
You chuckle as Anonymous figure feebly attempts to headbutt you.
You chuckle as Anonymous figure feebly attempts to headbutt you.
You chuckle as Anonymous figure feebly attempts to headbutt you.
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Shire Plains(e, s, n and w)
HP:106 EP:16>
Anonymous figure misses you.
You miss someone.
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What?
HP:106 EP:16>
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Anonymous figure inflicts massive damage to you.
You miss someone.
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Shire Plains(e, s, n and w)
You hear a footstep nearby.
HP:87 EP:16>
w
Shire Plains(e, s, n and w)
HP:87 EP:16>
Shire Plains(e, s, n and w)
HP:87 EP:16>
n
Green-Hill Country(e, s, ne, nw, n and w)
HP:87 EP:16>
n
Green-Hill Country(e, s, n, se, w and sw)
HP:87 EP:16>
n
Shire Plains(e, s, n and w)
HP:87 EP:16>
Anonymous figure misses you.
You graze someone.
n
Shire Plains(e, s, n and w)
HP:87 EP:16>
e
Shire Plains(e, s, n and w)
You hear a footstep nearby.
HP:87 EP:16>
n
The Great East Road(e, s, n and w)
HP:87 EP:16>
Anonymous figure massacres you with incredible force!
You miss someone.
e
The Great East Road(e, s, n and w)
HP:59 EP:16>
e
The Great East Road(e, s, n and w)
HP:59 EP:16>
Anonymous figure massacres you with incredible force!
You miss someone.
e
e
The Great East Road(e, s, ne, n and w)
HP:38 EP:16>
e
Stock entrance(s, n, w and enter)
HP:38 EP:16>
e
You can't go that way!
HP:38 EP:16>
e
You can't go that way!
HP:38 EP:16>
You can't go that way!
HP:38 EP:16>
Anonymous figure misses you.
You miss someone.
n
The Great East Road(e, s, w and sw)
HP:38 EP:16>
e
Stonebows Bridge(e and w)
You hear a footstep nearby.
HP:38 EP:16>
e
The Great East Road(e, s, n, se and w)
HP:38 EP:16>
e
The Great East Road(e, s, n, se and w)
You hear a footstep nearby.
HP:38 EP:16>
e
The Great East Road(e, s, ne, n, se, w and sw)
An old gossiper [35 rumours, 28 new]
HP:38 EP:16>
n
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
HP:38 EP:16>
e
The Great East Road(e, s, n, w and sw)
An old gossiper [35 rumours, 28 new]
HP:38 EP:16>
e
The Great East Road(e, se
, ne, n and w)
HP:38 EP:16>
The Great East Road(e, s, n and w)
HP:38 EP:16>
Anonymous figure hits you very hard.
You miss someone.
e
The Great East Road(e, s, nw, n and w)
HP:27 EP:16>
e
Anonymous figure says: stop running around
The Great East Road(e, s, n and w)
You hear a footstep nearby.
HP:27 EP:16>
e
The Great East Road(e, s, ne, n and w)
HP:27 EP:16>
e
Anonymous figure hits you very hard.
You miss someone.
The Great East Road(e, s, ne, n, se and w)
HP:17 EP:17>
e
West Gate of Bree(e, ne, s, nw, n and w)
A town guard
A town guard
A big sign
HP:17 EP:17>
Anonymous figure inflicts massive damage to you.
You miss someone.
HP:1 EP:17>
<snip break>
<snip run off and hide in a dark corner>
it's not over yet, I edit this log while hiding in erebor, and he comes at me again.
then I team up with a few study dwarves and go wave myself about in rhosgobel and rivendell for the final attack, where he flees before I get a chance to identify him.