You follow your leader west.
Orc path(e, s, nw and w)
 Majard the eorling STUD (PIMP)
Majard leaves northwest.
You follow your leader northwest.
The Isenmouthe(s, n, se, w and sw)
 Majard the eorling STUD (PIMP)
 Vacid the dwarf Battle Lord (Demonic)
 Darkwolf the dwarf Boss (Demonic)
 Kalle the dwarf Warlord (Demonic)
 Moogie the hobbit Master Thief (Demonic)
 Finbar the dunedain Specialist (Demonic)
 A campfire (burning)
Finbar looks at you.
You notice Finbar sizing you up.
Majard looks at Finbar.
?
You have a questioning look on your face.
(*~HP:190 EP:177~*) glance
The Isenmouthe(s, n, se, w and sw)
 Majard the eorling STUD (PIMP)
 Vacid the dwarf Battle Lord (Demonic)
 Darkwolf the dwarf Boss (Demonic)
 Kalle the dwarf Warlord (Demonic)
 Moogie the hobbit Master Thief (Demonic)
 Finbar the dunedain Specialist (Demonic)
 A campfire (burning)
(*~HP:190 EP:177~*) Finbar looks at Majard.
Majard says in Westron: you guys nailed kalle?
l finbar
This man is somewhat taller than the average dunadan. At first 
glance he looks like a very beautiful and kind person. He takes
one look at you and you suddenly feel like someone is probing 
your mind. You decide its best to avert your eyes but as you 
try you notice that you are unable to. Suddenly the man smiles
a crooked smile and looks away. You feel very uneasy knowing that
someone now knows your inner thoughts and emotions.
 He is carrying:
A small knife (engulfed in flames).
A small knife (engulfed in flames).
A small knife (engulfed in flames).
A simple sheepskin sheath (worn).
A simple leather baldric (worn).
A crimson longsword (wielded).
Black leather armour (worn).
A plain black key.
A message stone.
(*~HP:191 EP:178~*) Kalle looks at himself.
Majard looks at Kalle.
Kalle says in Westron: im dead?
l kalle

A fat and disgusting dwarf.
 He is carrying:
A rune-covered iron axe (wielded).
An Orc courier pack (worn).
A simple leather baldric containing an ancient short sword (worn).
A simple sheepskin sheath containing a short sword (worn).
A beautiful set of mithril mail (worn).
A message stone.
A spellbook.
(*~HP:191 EP:178~*) Majard ohs interestedly.
Majard hehs.
?
You have a questioning look on your face.
(*~HP:191 EP:178~*) Majard says in Westron: didnt notice him here:)
Kalle says in Westron: we were going to nail this chump                     <---Who you calling chump?
Kalle spits at you rudely.                                                  <---Oh.....me =(
?
You have a questioning look on your face.
(*~HP:192 EP:179~*) Majard hmms.
say the fuck?
You say in Westron: the fuck?
(*~HP:192 EP:179~*) l
    This is a gate leading into the Udun, where the Mountains of Shadow
and the Ash Mountains meet.  This is the Isenmouthe.
A Mountain of Blazing Fire glows southeast.
The orc path continues southwest and southeast.
The sky burns red and fire leaps into the sky as Mt. Doom violently erupts!
    The only obvious exits are south, north, southeast, west and
southwest.
 Majard the eorling STUD (PIMP)
 Vacid the dwarf Battle Lord (Demonic)
 Darkwolf the dwarf Boss (Demonic)
 Kalle the dwarf Warlord (Demonic)
 Moogie the hobbit Master Thief (Demonic)
 Finbar the dunedain Specialist (Demonic)
 A campfire (burning)
(*~HP:192 EP:179~*) Majard says in Westron: he is with me
Kalle says in Westron: well we arnet going to attack you                   <---Ok, peace is good
spit kalle
You spit at Kalle rudely.                                                  <---That's for spitting at me man
(*~HP:192 EP:179~*) Kalle says in Westron: since you are a friend of nirrabs
Alexa tells you: a dwarven war shield is now on sale as lot 5, minimum bid 200
     gold 2 Fights away from Fresh!
In the lawless land of Mordor, no crimes can be reported.                  <---Eek! it's just saliva sheesh!! 
You hear Finbar sneaking up behind you, suddenly you spin and throw your   <---I learned that from Shaolin                                                 
opponent to the ground.                                                    <---Judo chop!
say ah
You say in Westron: ah
(*~HP:193 EP:180~*) You slam Finbar back with a frenzied charge!
lol
You laugh out loud.
(*~HP:193 EP:180~*) In the lawless land of Mordor, no crimes can be reported.
Kalle smashes his forehead into your nose.                                 <---Ack
You miss Kalle.
Finbar misses you by mere inches.
Kalle misses you.
In the lawless land of Mordor, no crimes can be reported.
Vacid smashes his forehead into your nose.                                 <---You too?
You crunch Vacid's bones with a direct lunge to the body!!
You dodge Finbar's attack with some skill.
Kalle misses you.
Vacid hits you very hard.
?
You have a questioning look on your face.
(*~HP:137 EP:180~*) You miss Vacid.
You are nearly dismembered by Finbar's deadly crimson blade.
Kalle whacks you in the head with the handle of the axe.
Vacid inflicts massive damage to you.
headbutt
Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into Vacid!     <---Well, since everyone's doing it
(*~HP:78 EP:145~*) headbutt
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
(*~HP:78 EP:145~*) headbutt
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
(*~HP:78 EP:145~*) headbutt
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
(*~HP:78 EP:145~*) do 2n,3w,7n
Do: starting commands.
(*~HP:78 EP:145~*) Suddenly Pit creature attacks you!
Udun(e, s, n and w)
 A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit
Finbar enters.
Vacid enters.
Darkwolf enters.
Kalle enters.
Moogie enters.
(*~HP:78 EP:145~*) Udun(e, s, n and w)
Finbar enters.
Moogie enters.
Kalle enters.
Darkwolf enters.
Vacid enters.
(*~HP:78 EP:145~*) Udun(e, s, n and w)
Finbar enters.
Vacid enters.
Darkwolf enters.
Kalle enters.
Moogie enters.
(*~HP:78 EP:145~*) Udun(e, s, n and w)
Finbar enters.
Moogie enters.
Kalle enters.
Darkwolf enters.
Vacid enters.
(*~HP:78 EP:145~*) Udun(e and n)
Finbar enters.
Vacid enters.
Darkwolf enters.
Kalle enters.
Moogie enters.
(*~HP:78 EP:145~*) Udun(e, s, n and w)
Finbar enters.
Moogie enters.
Kalle enters.
Darkwolf enters.
Vacid enters.
(*~HP:78 EP:145~*) Udun(e, s, n and w)
Finbar enters.
Vacid enters.
Darkwolf enters.
Kalle enters.
Moogie enters.
(*~HP:78 EP:145~*) Udun(e, s, n and w)
Finbar enters.
Moogie enters.
Kalle enters.
Darkwolf enters.
Vacid enters.
(*~HP:78 EP:145~*) Udun(e, s, n and w)
Finbar enters.
Vacid enters.
Darkwolf enters.
Kalle enters.
Moogie enters.
(*~HP:78 EP:145~*) You are too busy to make an attack!
You dodge Finbar's attack with some skill.
Kalle hacks you.
Vacid misses you.
You become the new leader of your party.
Udun(e, s, n and w)
Finbar enters.
Moogie enters.
Kalle enters.
Darkwolf enters.
Vacid enters.
(*~HP:71 EP:145~*) The Morannon(s and n)
Finbar enters.
Vacid enters.
Darkwolf enters.
Kalle enters.
Moogie enters.
(*~HP:71 EP:145~*) Inside Mordor(e and s)
Finbar enters.
Moogie enters.
Kalle enters.
Darkwolf enters.
Vacid enters.
(*~HP:71 EP:145~*) Do: Commands completed.
(*~HP:71 EP:145~*) do e,tunnel,nw,w,3nw,2n,4nw,staircase,3n,gate,stairs,u,w,n
Do: starting commands.
(*~HP:71 EP:145~*) The foot of the Ered Lithui(w and tunnel)
Finbar enters.
Vacid enters.
Darkwolf enters.
Kalle enters.
Moogie enters.
(*~HP:71 EP:145~*) The entrance of the Maggot-holes(ne, nw, n and tunnel)
Finbar enters.
Moogie enters.
Kalle enters.
Darkwolf enters.
Vacid enters.
(*~HP:71 EP:145~*) Darkness surrounds you.
A twisting tunnel(e, ne, nw, se and w)
Finbar enters.
Vacid enters.
Darkwolf enters.
Kalle enters.
Moogie enters.
(*~HP:71 EP:145~*) A dark, stinky tunnel(e, nw and n)
Finbar enters.
Moogie enters.
Kalle enters.
Darkwolf enters.
Vacid enters.
(*~HP:71 EP:145~*) Darkness surrounds you.
A tunnel in the Wormholes(e, nw, n and se)
Finbar enters.
Vacid enters.
Darkwolf enters.
Kalle enters.
Moogie enters.
(*~HP:71 EP:145~*) A dark, stinky tunnel(e, ne, nw, se and w)
Finbar enters.
Moogie enters.
Kalle enters.
Darkwolf enters.
Vacid enters.
(*~HP:71 EP:145~*) A twisting tunnel(s, n, se and sw)
Finbar enters.
Vacid enters.
Darkwolf enters.
Kalle enters.
Moogie enters.
(*~HP:71 EP:145~*) Darkness surrounds you.
A twisting tunnel(s and n)
Finbar enters.
Moogie enters.
Kalle enters.
Darkwolf enters.
Vacid enters.
(*~HP:71 EP:145~*) A twisting tunnel(ne, s, nw and n)
Finbar enters.
Vacid enters.
Darkwolf enters.
Kalle enters.
Moogie enters.
(*~HP:71 EP:145~*) A dark, stinky tunnel(e, nw, n, se, w and sw)
Finbar enters.
Moogie enters.
Kalle enters.
Darkwolf enters.
Vacid enters.
(*~HP:71 EP:145~*) do look in well,2e,search wall,e,7s
You bash Vacid with a magnificent full arched swing!!
Finbar cuts into you, leaving a bloody gash.
Kalle misses you.
Vacid inflicts massive damage to you.
Darkness surrounds you.
A twisting tunnel(e, ne, s, nw, se and w)
Finbar enters.
Vacid enters.
Darkwolf enters.
Kalle enters.
Moogie enters.
(*~HP:48 EP:145~*) Darkness surrounds you.
A twisting tunnel(s, nw, se and sw)
Finbar enters.
Moogie enters.
Kalle enters.
Darkwolf enters.
Vacid enters.
(*~HP:48 EP:145~*) A mysterious stairway(staircase and se)
Finbar enters.
Vacid enters.
Darkwolf enters.
Kalle enters.
Moogie enters.
(*~HP:48 EP:145~*) Pass to the Carchost(n and tunnel)
Finbar enters.
Moogie enters.
Kalle enters.
Darkwolf enters.
Vacid enters.
(*~HP:48 EP:145~*) Pass to the Carchost(s and n)
Finbar enters.
Vacid enters.
Darkwolf enters.
Kalle enters.
Moogie enters.
(*~HP:48 EP:145~*) Pass to the Carchost(s and n)
Finbar enters.
Moogie enters.
Kalle enters.
Darkwolf enters.
Vacid enters.
(*~HP:48 EP:145~*) The Carchost gate(s and gate)
Finbar enters.
Vacid enters.
Darkwolf enters.
Kalle enters.
Moogie enters.
(*~HP:48 EP:145~*) In the hall of the Carchost(stairs, passage, out and hall)
 Sokralg an orc sentinel is here
 A human slave
 A putrid piece of meat
Finbar enters.
Moogie enters.
Kalle enters.
Darkwolf enters.
Vacid enters.
(*~HP:48 EP:145~*) A stairway(u and w)
 An easterling archer is near a window
Finbar enters.
Vacid enters.
Darkwolf enters.
Kalle enters.
Moogie enters.
(*~HP:48 EP:145~*) A stairway(d, u and w)
 A human slave
 An easterling archer is near a window
Finbar enters.
Moogie enters.
Kalle enters.
Darkwolf enters.
Vacid enters.
(*~HP:48 EP:145~*) Kalle smashes his forehead into your nose.
A corridor in the Carchost(s, stairs and n)
Finbar enters.
Vacid enters.
Darkwolf enters.
Kalle enters.
Moogie enters.
(*~HP:30 EP:145~*) Carchost's storage room(s)
 An empty bottle
Finbar enters.
Moogie enters.
Kalle enters.
Darkwolf enters.
Vacid enters.
(*~HP:30 EP:145~*) Do: Commands completed.
(*~HP:30 EP:145~*) Do: starting commands.
(*~HP:30 EP:145~*)     
As you come closer to the hole you accidentally slip and fall inside it!!!!!

OUCH!!! You hit the ground and now are very sure the well was dry!
An underground tunnel(e and u)
(*~HP:0 EP:145~*) An underground tunnel(e and w)                               <---Lucky fall =)
 A strange looking woman is hiding in the shadows
(*~HP:0 EP:145~*) An underground tunnel(w)
(*~HP:1 EP:146~*) You search the wall and discover a secret passage!
Quickly you slip through it!
A secret exit(e)
(*~HP:1 EP:146~*) Cirith Gorgor(s, n, se and sw)
(*~HP:1 EP:146~*) Majard tells you: leave!
Cirith Gorgor(e, s, n and w)
(*~HP:1 EP:146~*) Cirith Gorgor(ne, s, nw and n)
(*~HP:1 EP:146~*) Cirith Gorgor(s and n)
(*~HP:1 EP:146~*) Cirith Gorgor(s and n)
(*~HP:1 EP:146~*) Cirith Gorgor(s, n, se and sw)
(*~HP:1 EP:146~*) Cirith Gorgor(e, s, n, se, w and sw)
(*~HP:1 EP:146~*) At the gate(e, ne, nw, n and w)
 An empty bottle
(*~HP:1 EP:146~*) Do: Commands completed.
(*~HP:1 EP:146~*) e
Foot of the Ered Lithui(e, ne, nw, n and w)
(*~HP:1 EP:146~*) e
Foot of the Ered Lithui(e, ne, nw, n and w)
(*~HP:1 EP:146~*) e
Foot of the Ered Lithui(nw, n and w)
(*~HP:1 EP:146~*) e
You can't go that way!
(*~HP:1 EP:146~*) e
You can't go that way!
drink keg
You drink from a keg of Mead of Rohan.            <---After a hard day of escaping pkills, kick back and enjoy a sip of Rohan's finest mead!
(*~HP:11 EP:156~*) drink keg
You drink from a keg of Mead of Rohan.            <---Make that two sips baby! 
(*~HP:21 EP:166~*) drink keg
You are too drunk to drink another drop.

P.S.  I know i comment a lot on this crap, but i'm just really bored, so please be understanding about it =)