This is hella funny
HP:230 EP:230> Lanthanil says: He'll tell me when
Lanthanil says: Get ready
Lizardo stops protecting you.
Lanthanil says: Kelthang's there
HP:230 EP:230> Lanthanil says: They're avg, buck dead
'now?
Belcha stops protecting you.
You say: now?
HP:230 EP:230> Lanthanil looks around the room with white glowing eyes.
Lanthanil says: Kelthang's dlsg
Lanthanil says: Horid 70hp
'Trempk?
You say: Trempk?
HP:230 EP:230> Lanthanil says: Kelthang 28
Belcha tells you: kelthang has 28 hp
Lanthanil says: Get Keltghang!!
cool
You think that is really cool.
HP:230 EP:230> aura
The dark mists of evil surround you blocking out all light.
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
HP:230 EP:190> 5n
Do: starting commands.
HP:230 EP:189> Ithilien forest(s, n and e)
A raging grizzly bear
Lanthanil enters.
HP:230 EP:189> Ithilien forest(w, s, n and e)
HP:230 EP:189> Ithilien forest(w, s, n and e)
HP:230 EP:189> Ithilien forest(w, s, n and e)
A raging grizzly bear
HP:230 EP:189> A Haradrim Camp(w, s, n and e)
A thin wafer of cram
A thin wafer of cram
Horid the dwarf Weaponsmaster (Angelic)
Manus the sindar Loremaster (Angelic)
Ben the dunedain Pathfinder (Hand of Eru)
Kelthang the silvan Master Sleuth (Angelic)
Trempk the silvan Wolf Spirit (Heroic)
A brand
A brand
A wooden shield
Lizardo the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
A brand
HP:230 EP:189> Do: Commands completed.
HP:230 EP:189> Kelthang gnaws on a wafer of cram.
pk kelthang
Do: starting commands.
HP:230 EP:188> You are already engulfed in the darkness my child.
HP:230 EP:188> You begin to hunt Kelthang.
HP:230 EP:188> You sneak up behind Kelthang and attack!
HP:230 EP:138> Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into your opponent!
HP:230 EP:103> With lithe grace, you quickly pull your boot shiv and stick Kelthang in the side.
HP:230 EP:68> Do: Commands completed.
HP:230 EP:68> You dilacerate Kelthang like a hungry wolf destroying flesh.
You killed Kelthang.
take all from corpse
Kelthang has died.
some gold coins : Ok.
a menacing spiked mace : Ok.
Haradrim shield : Your hands are full!
Failed.
Haradrim helmet : Your hands are full!
Failed.
HP:230 EP:67> You put 87 gold in your pockets.
Lanthanil enters.
pk trempk
Do: starting commands.
HP:230 EP:64> You are already engulfed in the darkness my child.
HP:230 EP:64> You begin to hunt Trempk.
HP:230 EP:64> You sneak up behind Trempk and attack!
HP:230 EP:14> Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
HP:230 EP:14> You fumble with your boot knife trying to duplicate your attack too soon.
HP:230 EP:14> Do: Commands completed.
HP:230 EP:14> Ben gasps in astonishment!
You dilacerate Trempk like a hungry wolf destroying flesh.
HP:230 EP:13> Trempk leaves west.
You follow Trempk west.
A guardpost(w, n and e)
Trempk the silvan Wolf Spirit (Heroic)
Haradrim Singer
Corpse of File-leader
The somewhat decayed remains of Sentry
Haradrim War Oliphaunt
Lanthanil enters.
Horid enters.
Manus enters.
Ben enters.
Trempk misses someone.
You dilacerate Trempk like a hungry wolf destroying flesh.
Singer misses someone.
Oliphaunt lunges futilely at someone.
Trempk says: fuck
Horid leaves north.
Trempk leaves north.
Ben leaves north.
Manus leaves north.
You follow Trempk north.
The main courtyard of the Supply Station(w, n and s)
Manus the sindar Loremaster (Angelic)
Ben the dunedain Pathfinder (Hand of Eru)
Trempk the silvan Wolf Spirit (Heroic)
Haradrim Officer
Haradrim Sentry
Haradrim File-leader
Lanthanil enters.
Trempk nicks someone.
You hit Trempk very hard, leaving severed body parts!
Your aura begins to flicker
Oliphaunt enters.
Oliphaunt sticks the tusk into someone nearly driving the point through the body.
Officer misses someone.
Sentry misses someone.
File-leader rips the meat off someone sending streams of blood pouring.
Trempk has died.
Oliphaunt whips the tusk around and slashes someone carving a dripping red line.
Officer misses someone.
Sentry misses someone.
File-leader swings at someone.
Lanthanil tries to headbutt a ghost and flops onto the ground.
HP:230 EP:8> Ben misses someone.
Oliphaunt sticks the tusk into someone nearly driving the point through the body.
Officer misses someone.
Sentry misses someone.
File-leader swings at someone.
Horid enters.
Horid leaves south.
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Ben misses someone.
Oliphaunt leaves south.
Officer hits someone.
Sentry shears someone severely, spraying blood all over.
File-leader tears the flesh off someone exposing the sinew.
Manus leaves south.
Gold: 364 Encumbrance: heavily encumbered
You are carrying the following on your person:
A menacing spiked mace (in hands)
The fang of Sauron (wielded)
A rich elven cloak (worn)
An Orc courier pack (worn)
A studded leather baldric (worn)
A beautiful set of mithril mail (worn)
Rank insignia.
A Ceremonial Dagger.
A message stone.
HP:230 EP:6> Ben misses someone.
Officer misses someone.
Sentry slashes someone forcefully, slicing the tissue.
File-leader viciously mangles someone until you can see the white bone.
drop mace
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Ok.
HP:230 EP:5> Do: starting commands.
HP:230 EP:5> Ok.
HP:230 EP:5> You open a silver flask.
HP:230 EP:5> The miruvor is cool and sweet.
HP:230 EP:5> You close a silver flask.
HP:230 EP:5> Ok.
HP:230 EP:5> Do: Commands completed.
HP:230 EP:5> Ben misses someone.
Officer misses someone.
Sentry slashes someone forcefully, slicing the tissue.
File-leader swings at someone.
The ghost of Trempk drifts north.
Ben misses someone.
Officer hits someone very hard.
Sentry misses someone.
File-leader swings at someone.
A feeling of rejuvenation comes over you.
s
A guardpost(w, n and e)
Haradrim War Oliphaunt
Haradrim Singer
The somewhat decayed remains of File-leader
The somewhat decayed remains of Sentry
Lanthanil enters.
HP:230 EP:38> The corpse completely rots away.
The ghost of Trempk drifts in.
The ghost of Trempk drifts east.
Belcha tells you: *CHEER WILDLY*
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The main courtyard of the Supply Station(w, n and s)
A backpack
A finely crafted studded battle shield
A sapphire sword
Haradrim studded armour
Haradrim shield
A menacing spiked mace
Corpse of Trempk
Haradrim Officer
Haradrim Sentry
Haradrim File-leader
Lanthanil enters.
HP:230 EP:36> n
Hal-harondar's Room(s)
Haradrim rug
Haradrim rug
Haradrim Officer
Hal-harondar
Haradrim bed-roll
An iron chest
Lanthanil enters.
HP:230 EP:34> s
The main courtyard of the Supply Station(w, n and s)
A backpack
A finely crafted studded battle shield
A sapphire sword
Haradrim studded armour
Haradrim shield
A menacing spiked mace
Corpse of Trempk
Haradrim Officer
Haradrim Sentry
Haradrim File-leader
Lanthanil enters.
HP:230 EP:33> s
A guardpost(w, n and e)
Haradrim giant scimitar
Haradrim studded armour
Haradrim helmet
Haradrim shield
Haradrim tulwar
Haradrim studded armour
Haradrim helmet
Haradrim War Oliphaunt
Haradrim Singer
Lanthanil enters.
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HP:230 EP:32> behead trempk
The main courtyard of the Supply Station(w, n and s)
A backpack
A finely crafted studded battle shield
A sapphire sword
Haradrim studded armour
Haradrim shield
A menacing spiked mace
Corpse of Trempk
Haradrim Officer
Haradrim Sentry
Haradrim File-leader
Lanthanil enters.
HP:230 EP:32> You cannot behead someone you didn't kill, or something that wasn't a mortal.
HP:230 EP:31> 'behead
You say: behead
HP:230 EP:30> i
Officer leaves north.
Gold: 364 Encumbrance: lightly encumbered
You are carrying the following on your person:
The fang of Sauron (wielded)
A rich elven cloak (worn)
An Orc courier pack (worn)
A studded leather baldric (worn)
A beautiful set of mithril mail (worn)
Rank insignia.
A Ceremonial Dagger.
A message stone.
HP:230 EP:28> s
A guardpost(w, n and e)
The ghost of Kelthang
Haradrim Sentry
Haradrim File-leader
Haradrim giant scimitar
Haradrim studded armour
Haradrim helmet
Haradrim shield
Haradrim tulwar
Haradrim studded armour
Haradrim helmet
Haradrim War Oliphaunt
Haradrim Singer
Lanthanil enters.
HP:230 EP:27> The ghost of Kelthang drifts east.
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Do: starting commands.
HP:230 EP:26> Ok.
HP:230 EP:26> You open a silver flask.
HP:230 EP:26> The miruvor is cool and sweet.
HP:230 EP:26> You close a silver flask.
HP:230 EP:26> Ok.
HP:230 EP:26> Do: Commands completed.
HP:230 EP:26> fl
A feeling of rejuvenation comes over you.
Do: starting commands.
HP:230 EP:59> Ok.
HP:230 EP:59> You open a silver flask.
HP:230 EP:59> The miruvor is cool and sweet.
HP:230 EP:59> You close a silver flask.
HP:230 EP:59> Ok.
HP:230 EP:59> Do: Commands completed.
HP:230 EP:59> e
A Haradrim Camp(w, s, n and e)
The ghost of Kelthang
Corpse of Kelthang
A thin wafer of cram
A thin wafer of cram
A brand
A brand
A wooden shield
A brand
Lanthanil enters.
HP:230 EP:59> behead kelthang
The ghost of Kelthang drifts north.
A feeling of rejuvenation comes over you.
Manus enters.
You sickeningly sever the head of your victim. Blood
and gore cover your hands and arms as you perform this
gruesome surgery with the skill of a physician.
HP:230 EP:104> Manus leaves south.
Lanthanil leaves west.
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You are walking under the oppresive gloom of Mordor, and the
Ephel Duath. The Southward Road is to the east and north, and as
you ponder the decision of where to go from here, you notice a strange
scent. Is it just the oppressive nature of this place? Is your mind
playing tricks on you? Or rather is that the scent of danger and
possibly your imminent doom to the west!?
The Southward Road continues east.
The wall of Mordor is east.
The sun shines brightly in the eastern sky.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
The only obvious exits are west, south, north and east.
The severed head of Kelthang
Corpse of Kelthang
A thin wafer of cram
A thin wafer of cram
A brand
A brand
A wooden shield
A brand
Fast kills, Belcha and Lizardo scouted.