This was funny..

Posted by
Ultilh [legacy]
Uploaded
17 September 2002 00:00:00
Type
Player Kill

It's no mad skills or anything..I had just finished reporting Nightfall and Therigion for their attempt on me (And damn, arrows that nock you unconscious sure do hurt) when this strange figure attacks me...Tell you the truth I was scared the second i saw the attack, but the outcome was somewhat funny..Read if you're bored..


--HP:199 EP:224-- The Magister's quarters(e)
Konj enters.
--HP:200 EP:225-- report
Please enter your report.
Please use these codes:
1 - Attempted Theft
2 - Theft
3 - Attempted Murder
4 - Murder
5 - False Report, falsely accused of a crime

6 - Corpselooting (to be decided by the council)
7 - Other issue, to be decided by the council
q - quit without reporting
What crime has been committed? [#] : 3
Who committed the violation? : therigion
You wish to report Therigion for attempted murder
Is this information correct? [y/n] y
You issue a subpoena on Therigion for attempting to murder you.
--HP:200 EP:225-- g
Konj says: he attacked you also?
The Magister's quarters(e)
 Konj the dwarf Master of Puppets
--HP:200 EP:225-- nod
You nod noddy nodnod.
--HP:200 EP:225-- Konj ohs interestedly.
'he shot me with an arrow :P
save
You say: he shot me with an arrow :P
--HP:201 EP:226-- Konj smiles.
[ Rimsilval ] Divaust: 35 minutes left on it
You are now saved.
--HP:201 EP:226-- Autosave.
[ Rimsilval ] Konj: Gazza, can you get it?
nod
You nod noddy nodnod.
--HP:201 EP:226-- report
3
Please enter your report.
Please use these codes:
1 - Attempted Theft
2 - Theft
3 - Attempted Murder
4 - Murder
5 - False Report, falsely accused of a crime

6 - Corpselooting (to be decided by the council)
7 - Other issue, to be decided by the council
q - quit without reporting
What crime has been committed? [#] : Who committed the violation? : nightfall
y
You wish to report Nightfall for attempted murder
Is this information correct? [y/n] You issue a subpoena on Nightfall for attempting to murder you.
e
n
n
d
w
w
w
A hallway in the Last Homely House(e, n and w)
Konj enters.
--HP:202 EP:227-- A hallway in the Last Homely House(e, s, n and w)
 A freshly picked tulip
 Adric, a scholar of tongues
Konj enters.
--HP:202 EP:227-- The stairwell of the Last Homely House(e, d, s, u, n and w)
Konj enters.
--HP:202 EP:227-- The stairwell of the Last Homely House(e, s, u, n and w)
Konj enters.
--HP:202 EP:227-- A hallway in the Last Homely House(e, s, n and w)
 Qfm the sindar Battlemage (Heroic)
Konj enters.
--HP:202 EP:227-- You open the west door.
Elrond's western porch(e and w)
Konj enters.
You close the east door.
--HP:202 EP:227-- The Door into the Last Homely House(ne, nw, se, w, sw, e, s and n)
 Reaver the silvan Bushwhacker (Moral)
 Necroman the silvan Swindler (Moral)
 Flyer the silvan Wanderer (Angelic)
 A message stone
 A signpost
 A hitching post
Konj enters.
--HP:202 EP:227-- e
e
e
u
Isabella enters.
s
s
Reaver leaves west.
w
Elrond's western porch(e and w)
Konj enters.
--HP:202 EP:227-- You open the east door.
A hallway in the Last Homely House(e, s, n and w)
 Qfm the sindar Battlemage (Heroic)
Konj enters.
You close the west door.
--HP:202 EP:227-- The stairwell of the Last Homely House(e, s, u, n and w)
Konj enters.
--HP:202 EP:227-- The stairwell of the Last Homely House(e, d, s, u, n and w)
Konj enters.
--HP:202 EP:227-- A hallway in the Last Homely House(e, s, n and w)
 A freshly picked tulip
 Adric, a scholar of tongues
Konj enters.
--HP:202 EP:227-- A hallway in the Last Homely House(e, n and w)
Konj enters.
--HP:202 EP:227-- check all
The Magister's quarters(e)
Konj enters.
--HP:202 EP:227-- hmm
You have committed:
* ## Thefts.
* ## Attempted murders.
* ## Murders.
* # False reports.
You do not have any fines.
There are no reimbursements for you at this time.
Konthor still owes you fines.
Kostolomac has not reported to the court yet.
Nightfall has not reported to the court yet.
Randyb has not reported to the court yet.
Therigion has not reported to the court yet.
--HP:203 EP:228-- You hmm.
--HP:203 EP:228-- Konj ehs.
Konj boggles at you.
'5 people gotta pay me :P
e
n
n
d
w
You say: 5 people gotta pay me :P
--HP:203 EP:228-- w
w
A hallway in the Last Homely House(e, n and w)
Konj enters.
--HP:203 EP:228-- A hallway in the Last Homely House(e, s, n and w)
 A freshly picked tulip
 Adric, a scholar of tongues
Konj enters.
--HP:203 EP:228-- The stairwell of the Last Homely House(e, d, s, u, n and w)
Konj enters.
--HP:203 EP:228-- The stairwell of the Last Homely House(e, s, u, n and w)
Konj enters.
--HP:203 EP:228-- A hallway in the Last Homely House(e, s, n and w)
Konj enters.
--HP:203 EP:228-- You open the west door.
Elrond's western porch(e and w)
Konj enters.
You close the east door.
--HP:203 EP:228-- The Door into the Last Homely House(ne, nw, se, w, sw, e, s and n)
 Trigun the silvan Bad Apple (Impartial)
 An anonymous figure
 Necroman the silvan Swindler (Moral)
 Flyer the silvan Wanderer (Angelic)
 A message stone
 A signpost
 A hitching post
Konj enters.
--HP:203 EP:228-- Necroman slashes someone deeply, causing substantial damage.
Anonymous figure misses Necroman.
Necroman misses someone.
Anonymous figure misses Necroman.
kill figure
Necroman leaves west.
Konj panics and runs around like a chicken with its head cut off!
You don't see that here.
--HP:204 EP:229-- Sysco enters.
You are attacked by Anonymous figure!
Anonymous figure misses you.
You bash someone with a magnificent full arched swing!!
Asgrim tells you: :)
Flyer says: he left
Sysco leaves east.
--HP:204 EP:229-- Konj attacks an anonymous figure.
Konj hits someone with a horrid crack.
Konj sets someone aflame with the fiery whip of Angband!
Anonymous figure misses Konj.
You crunch someone's bones with a direct lunge to the body!!
shape all
Konj gets a wild look in his eyes, then smashes his head into someone!
Someone is near death.
ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND
--HP:204 EP:229-- Konj hits someone striking and immolating with multiple tails!
Anonymous figure misses Konj.
You bash someone with a magnificent full arched swing!!
Konj cracks someone with tails wrapping and burning.
You smell burning flesh as the divine evil engulfs someone in a blazing inferno!
Konj wraps searing tails about someone's body.
someone drops to the ground in a heap.
Tripleh has died.
Triggered!  doing: do get all from corpse into panniers, get all from corpse into baldric 1, get all from corpse into baldric 2, get all from corpse into pack, get all from corpse
Do: starting commands.
--HP:204 EP:229-- There is no panniers here.
--HP:204 EP:229-- some gold coins : Gold may only be pocketed.
a serpent sword : Failed.
--HP:204 EP:229-- There is no baldric 2 here.
--HP:204 EP:229-- some gold coins : Gold may only be pocketed.
a serpent sword : Ok.
--HP:204 EP:229-- some gold coins : Ok.
--HP:204 EP:229-- Do: Commands completed.
You put 161 gold in your pockets.
The ghost of Tripleh drifts east.
The ghost of Tripleh drifts in.
lol
Konj rolls on the floor laughing.
You laugh out loud.
--HP:205 EP:227-- g
The Door into the Last Homely House(ne, nw, se, w, sw, e, s and n)
 The ghost of Tripleh
 Corpse of Tripleh
 Konj the dwarf Master of Puppets
 Trigun the silvan Bad Apple (Impartial)
 Flyer the silvan Wanderer (Angelic)
 A message stone
 A signpost
 A hitching post
--HP:205 EP:227-- snicker
Flyer laughs out loud.
You snicker insanely.
--HP:205 EP:227-- $This is hillarious :P
[ Rimsilval ] Konj: anonymous, attacked Ultilh :P
Tripleh laughs out loud.
[ Rimsilval ] Ultilh: This is hillarious :P
--HP:205 EP:224-- 

Tripleh says: i tried

Flyer says: that was funny