This one got kinda close acctually.
Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. LAWSYS===Deadlok smashes his forehead into your nose. Deadlok barely misses you. You miss Deadlok..........................(Miss) Lorich says: When I can? Deadlok barely misses you. You miss Deadlok..........................(Miss) hb Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into Deadlok! (=HP:174 EP:62=) LAWSYS===You are attacked by Kalgaur! You notice Deadlok sizing you up. You notice Deadlok sizing you up. You notice Deadlok sizing you up. se se Deadlok demolishes you in a blaze of furious strokes! Kalgaur feints but misses you with the stroke. You scratch Kalgaur. Nosehair-curling smoke rises from your pipe as if from a dragon's nostrils. A city street(ne, nw and se) A citizen of Minas Tirith A small cat Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. Lorich enters. (=HP:153 EP:62=) A city street(e, s and nw) Lorich enters. Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. (=HP:153 EP:62=) e e Entrance to a building(e, n and w) A cheerful dog Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. Lorich enters. (=HP:153 EP:62=) e Outside a stone building(ne, w and enter) A citizen of Minas Tirith A very strong looking guard. Lorich enters. Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. (=HP:153 EP:62=) e You can't go that way! (=HP:153 EP:62=) You can't go that way! (=HP:153 EP:62=) e e Deadlok viciously shreds you into bloody pulp! Kalgaur feints but misses you with the stroke. You miss Kalgaur..........................(Miss) You can't go that way! (=HP:142 EP:62=) You can't go that way! (=HP:142 EP:62=) ne ne A large gate(ne, gate and sw) The decayed, mutilated remains of Guard An empty phial Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. Lorich enters. (=HP:142 EP:62=) ne A city street(ne, nw, se and sw) A citizen of Minas Tirith Lorich enters. Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. (=HP:142 EP:62=) ne A city street(n and sw) A citizen of Minas Tirith Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. Lorich enters. (=HP:142 EP:62=) You can't go that way! (=HP:142 EP:62=) ne You can't go that way! (=HP:142 EP:62=) n n A city street(e, s, n and w) Lorich enters. Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. (=HP:142 EP:62=) n A tunnel(s and n) Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. Lorich enters. (=HP:142 EP:62=) n Deadlok cuts you leaving a thin stream of blood! Kalgaur feints but misses you with the stroke. You miss Kalgaur..........................(Miss) n The entrance to the Great Hall of the Guard(e, s, n, se and enter) A cheerful dog A cheerful dog A High Guard of Minas Tirith A High Guard of Minas Tirith Lorich enters. Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. (=HP:141 EP:62=) A city street(ne, s and nw) Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. Lorich enters. (=HP:141 EP:62=) n You can't go that way! (=HP:141 EP:62=) n You can't go that way! (=HP:141 EP:62=) You can't go that way! (=HP:141 EP:62=) n You can't go that way! (=HP:141 EP:62=) nw nw A city street(ne, nw and se) A citizen of Minas Tirith Tourmaline fiddles on the streets of Gondor Lorich enters. Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. (=HP:141 EP:62=) LAWSYS===Deadlok smashes his forehead into your nose. A large gate(nw, gate and se) Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. Lorich enters. (=HP:119 EP:62=) Deadlok barely misses you. Kalgaur hits you severing muscle tissue! That hurts! You are too busy to make an attack! gate Gatehouse leading to level three(w, se and gate) A Minas Tirith citizen out on some errand A tall guard of Minas Tirith A tall guard of Minas Tirith Lorich enters. Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. (=HP:111 EP:63=) You notice Deadlok sizing you up. se se se Street(nw and se) Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. Lorich enters. (=HP:111 EP:63=) Street(e, nw, se and w) A Minas Tirith citizen out on some errand Lorich enters. Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. (=HP:111 EP:63=) s Street(nw, n, w and se) Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. Lorich enters. (=HP:111 EP:63=) s You can't go that way! (=HP:111 EP:63=) You can't go that way! (=HP:111 EP:63=) s s Deadlok hits you with a quick thrust! Kalgaur feints but misses you with the stroke. You miss Kalgaur..........................(Miss) You can't go that way! (=HP:102 EP:63=) You can't go that way! (=HP:102 EP:63=) You notice Deadlok sizing you up. drink phial You drink the phial of dream potion and feel it taking effect. Slowly, you feel your body growing in strength and power! You feel like you could take on anyone! Yes! YES! You feel incredible! (=HP:102 EP:63=) hb Deadlok hits you with a quick thrust! Kalgaur feints but misses you with the stroke. You miss Kalgaur..........................(Miss) Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into Kalgaur! (=HP:194 EP:128=) s s You can't go that way! (=HP:194 EP:128=) s You can't go that way! (=HP:194 EP:128=) s You can't go that way! (=HP:194 EP:128=) You can't go that way! (=HP:194 EP:128=) sw Deadlok barely misses you. Kalgaur feints but misses you with the stroke. You miss Kalgaur..........................(Miss) You notice Deadlok sizing you up. sw You can't go that way! (=HP:194 EP:128=) You notice Deadlok sizing you up. You can't go that way! (=HP:194 EP:128=) LAWSYS===You chuckle as Kalgaur feebly attempts to headbutt you. gate What? (=HP:194 EP:128=) s s LAWSYS===You chuckle as Kalgaur feebly attempts to headbutt you. se Deadlok hits you with a quick thrust! Kalgaur feints but misses you with the stroke. You miss Kalgaur..........................(Miss) You can't go that way! (=HP:184 EP:128=) You can't go that way! (=HP:184 EP:128=) Street(sse , nw and w) A Gondorian civilian Lorich enters. Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. (=HP:184 EP:128=) se You can't go that way! (=HP:184 EP:128=) You can't go that way! (=HP:184 EP:128=) se You notice Deadlok sizing you up. LAWSYS===You chuckle as Kalgaur feebly attempts to headbutt you. se You can't go that way! (=HP:184 EP:128=) LAWSYS===You chuckle as Kalgaur feebly attempts to headbutt you. LAWSYS===You chuckle as Deadlok feebly attempts to headbutt you. s You can't go that way! (=HP:184 EP:128=) s Street(e, s, nw, n and w) Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. Lorich enters. (=HP:184 EP:128=) s An outcropping of rock(s, n and steps) Lorich enters. Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. (=HP:184 EP:128=) An arched tunnel(s and n) Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. Lorich enters. (=HP:184 EP:128=) s s s An outcropping of rock(s, n and steps) Lorich enters. Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. (=HP:184 EP:128=) Street(s, nw, n and w) A pictorial signpost Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. Lorich enters. (=HP:184 EP:128=) sw Deadlok hits you with a quick thrust! Kalgaur feints but misses you with the stroke. You miss Deadlok..........................(Miss) sw Market square(e, s, ne, nw, n, se and w) A young errand boy Pyrite pipes on his shiny brass horn A bucket (empty) Lorich enters. Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. (=HP:175 EP:128=) LAWSYS===You chuckle as Deadlok feebly attempts to headbutt you. You can't go that way! (=HP:175 EP:128=) You can't go that way! (=HP:175 EP:128=) gate What? (=HP:175 EP:128=) sw Deadlok barely misses you. Kalgaur feints but misses you with the stroke. You miss Deadlok..........................(Miss) sw LAWSYS===You chuckle as Deadlok feebly attempts to headbutt you. You can't go that way! (=HP:175 EP:128=) You can't go that way! (=HP:175 EP:128=) gate What? (=HP:175 EP:128=) Deadlok cuts you leaving a thin stream of blood! Kalgaur stabs you causing a nasty puncture wound. You miss Deadlok..........................(Miss) ne Minas Tirith Fruitery(sw) A guard of Minas Tirith A guard of Minas Tirith Conrad the fruiterer A guard of Minas Tirith A guard of Minas Tirith Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. Lorich enters. (=HP:166 EP:128=) gate What? (=HP:166 EP:128=) Deadlok barely misses you. Kalgaur feints but misses you with the stroke. You miss Deadlok..........................(Miss) LAWSYS===Kalgaur smashes his forehead into your nose. sw Market square(e, s, ne, nw, n, se and w) A young errand boy Pyrite pipes on his shiny brass horn A bucket (empty) Lorich enters. Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. (=HP:154 EP:130=) n Street(s, nw, n and w) A pictorial signpost Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. Lorich enters. (=HP:154 EP:130=) hb Deadlok barely misses you. Kalgaur stabs you causing a nasty puncture wound. You miss Kalgaur..........................(Miss) Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into Kalgaur! (=HP:146 EP:95=) The effects wear off. get flask from cloak open flask drink flask close flask put flask in cloak get flask from cloak open flask drink flask close flask put flask in cloak Ok. (=HP:146 EP:95=) You open a silver flask. (=HP:146 EP:95=) The miruvor is cool and sweet. (=HP:146 EP:95=) You close a silver flask. (=HP:146 EP:95=) Ok. (=HP:146 EP:95=) Ok. (=HP:146 EP:95=) You open a silver flask. (=HP:146 EP:95=) The miruvor is cool and sweet. (=HP:146 EP:95=) You close a silver flask. (=HP:146 EP:95=) Ok. (=HP:146 EP:95=) Deadlok skewers you ruthlessly, causing severe damage! Kalgaur stabs you causing a nasty puncture wound. You miss Kalgaur..........................(Miss) n An outcropping of rock(s, n and steps) Lorich enters. Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. (=HP:122 EP:95=) Deadlok enthusiastically dices your flesh! Kalgaur whacks you with a swift, deadly blow. You miss Kalgaur..........................(Miss) s Street(s, nw, n and w) A pictorial signpost Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. Lorich enters. (=HP:104 EP:95=) Deadlok hits you with a quick thrust! Kalgaur hits you severing muscle tissue! That hurts! You miss Kalgaur..........................(Miss) s You notice Deadlok sizing you up. Market square(e, s, ne, nw, n, se and w) A young errand boy Pyrite pipes on his shiny brass horn A bucket (empty) Lorich enters. Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. (=HP:85 EP:95=) hb hb Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. (=HP:85 EP:95=) hb Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. (=HP:85 EP:95=) Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. (=HP:85 EP:95=) Deadlok barely misses you. Kalgaur feints but misses you with the stroke. You miss Kalgaur..........................(Miss) A feeling of rejuvenation comes over you. A feeling of rejuvenation comes over you. get flask from cloak open flask drink flask close flask put flask in cloak Ok. (=HP:172 EP:182=) You open a silver flask. (=HP:172 EP:182=) The miruvor is cool and sweet. (=HP:172 EP:182=) You close a silver flask. (=HP:172 EP:182=) Ok. (=HP:172 EP:182=) get flask from cloak open flask drink flask close flask put flask in cloak Deadlok barely misses you. Kalgaur grazes you slashing neatly and causing bleeding. You miss Kalgaur..........................(Miss) Ok. (=HP:171 EP:182=) You open a silver flask. (=HP:171 EP:182=) The miruvor is cool and sweet. (=HP:171 EP:182=) You close a silver flask. (=HP:171 EP:182=) Ok. (=HP:171 EP:182=) LAWSYS===You chuckle as Kalgaur feebly attempts to headbutt you. glance Market square(e, s, ne, nw, n, se and w) Deadlok the dwarf Warlord (Villainous) Kalgaur the silvan Overseer of Discord Lorich the dwarf Magician (Hand of Eru) A young errand boy Pyrite pipes on his shihb ny brass horn A bucket (empty) (=HP:171 EP:182=) Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into Kalgaur! (=HP:171 EP:147=) Deadlok hits you with a quick thrust! Kalgaur feints but misses you with the stroke. You miss Kalgaur..........................(Miss) sw Deadlok hits you with a quick thrust! Kalgaur stabs you causing a nasty puncture wound. You miss Kalgaur..........................(Miss) A feeling of rejuvenation comes over you. You can't go that way! (=HP:185 EP:184=) sw You can't go that way! (=HP:185 EP:184=) s Street(n, w and sw) A Gondorian civilian Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. Lorich enters. (=HP:185 EP:184=) Deadlok hits you with a quick thrust! Kalgaur feints but misses you with the stroke. You miss Kalgaur..........................(Miss) A feeling of rejuvenation comes over you. s You can't go that way! (=HP:210 EP:210=) sw Street(e, ne and sw) Lorich enters. Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. (=HP:210 EP:210=) sw Deadlok barely misses you. Kalgaur grazes you slashing neatly and causing bleeding. You miss Kalgaur..........................(Miss) Street(e, ne, n and sw) Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. Lorich enters. (=HP:207 EP:210=) You notice Deadlok sizing you up. sw Street(e, ne, enter and sw) A young errand boy A Gondorian civilian Lorich enters. Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. (=HP:207 EP:210=) sw Street(ne, gate and w) Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. Lorich enters. (=HP:207 EP:210=) Deadlok skewers you ruthlessly, causing severe damage! Kalgaur hits you severing muscle tissue! That hurts! You hit Kalgaur. gate A large gate(ne, gate and sw) An anonymous figure A tall guard of Minas Tirith A tall guard of Minas Tirith Lorich enters. Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. (=HP:179 EP:210=) ne ne Street(s, ne and sw) Boy trying to help Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. Lorich enters. (=HP:179 EP:210=) n Street(n and sw) Lorich enters. Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. (=HP:179 EP:210=) n Street(s, n and w) An injured guard limps along slowly Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. Lorich enters. (=HP:179 EP:210=) n Deadlok barely misses you. Kalgaur feints but misses you with the stroke. You miss Kalgaur..........................(Miss) Street(s and n) A well-muscled Dunnish man of western Gondor Lorich enters. Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. (=HP:179 EP:210=) Street(s and n) A crazy wandering the streets Boy trying to help Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. Lorich enters. (=HP:179 EP:210=) n Street(s, n and w) Lorich enters. Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. (=HP:179 EP:210=) n Deadlok barely misses you. Kalgaur feints but misses you with the stroke. You miss Kalgaur..........................(Miss) Inside the gates of Minas Tirith(s, nw, n, w and pelennor) An empty glass Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. Lorich enters. (=HP:179 EP:210=) MY HB ALIAS THAT DIDN'T WORK :( Do: starting commands. (=HP:179 EP:210=) Street(s, n and w) Lorich enters. Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. (=HP:179 EP:210=) Street(s and n) A crazy wandering the streets Boy trying to help Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. Lorich enters. (=HP:179 EP:210=) Street(s and n) A well-muscled Dunnish man of western Gondor Lorich enters. Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. (=HP:179 EP:210=) Street(s, n and w) An injured guard limps along slowly Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. Lorich enters. (=HP:179 EP:210=) Street(n and sw) Lorich enters. Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. (=HP:179 EP:210=) Street(s, ne and sw) Boy trying to help Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. Lorich enters. (=HP:179 EP:210=) A large gate(ne, gate and sw) An anonymous figure A tall guard of Minas Tirith A tall guard of Minas Tirith Lorich enters. Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. (=HP:179 EP:210=) Street(ne, n and sw) Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. Lorich enters. (=HP:179 EP:210=) Deadlok cuts you leaving a thin stream of blood! Kalgaur feints but misses you with the stroke. You miss Kalgaur..........................(Miss) Street(ne, n and w) Lorich enters. Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. (=HP:176 EP:210=) What? (=HP:176 EP:210=) What? (=HP:176 EP:210=) Old guest house(s and cellar) Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. Lorich enters. (=HP:176 EP:210=) You can't go that way! (=HP:176 EP:210=) You can't go that way! (=HP:176 EP:210=) You can't go that way! (=HP:176 EP:210=) You can't go that way! (=HP:176 EP:210=) You can't go that way! (=HP:176 EP:210=) What? (=HP:176 EP:210=) What? (=HP:176 EP:210=) You can't go that way! (=HP:176 EP:210=) You can't go that way! (=HP:176 EP:210=) You can't go that way! (=HP:176 EP:210=) You can't go that way! (=HP:176 EP:210=) You can't go that way! (=HP:176 EP:210=) You can't go that way! (=HP:176 EP:210=) Deadlok barely misses you. Kalgaur hits you severing muscle tissue! That hurts! You miss Kalgaur..........................(Miss) You can't go that way! (=HP:164 EP:210=) You can't go that way! (=HP:164 EP:210=) You can't go that way! (=HP:164 EP:210=) You can't go that way! (=HP:164 EP:210=) You can't go that way! (=HP:164 EP:210=) You can't go that way! (=HP:164 EP:210=) Street(ne, n and w) Lorich enters. Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. (=HP:164 EP:210=) You can't go that way! (=HP:164 EP:210=) You can't go that way! (=HP:164 EP:210=) You can't go that way! (=HP:164 EP:210=) You can't go that way! (=HP:164 EP:210=) Do: Commands completed. (=HP:164 EP:210=) hb You notice Deadlok sizing you up. You notice Deadlok sizing you up. Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into Kalgaur! (=HP:164 EP:175=) Deadlok barely misses you. Kalgaur feints but misses you with the stroke. You miss Kalgaur..........................(Miss) Nosehair-curling smoke rises from Lorich's pipe as if from a dragon's nostrils. s s s You can't go that way! (=HP:166 EP:177=) You can't go that way! (=HP:166 EP:177=) s You can't go that way! (=HP:166 EP:177=) You can't go that way! (=HP:166 EP:177=) s s You can't go that way! (=HP:166 EP:177=) s You can't go that way! (=HP:166 EP:177=) You can't go that way! (=HP:166 EP:177=) Deadlok barely misses you. Kalgaur feints but misses you with the stroke. You miss Kalgaur..........................(Miss) ne Street(ne, n and sw) Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. Lorich enters. (=HP:166 EP:177=) glance Street(ne, n and sw) Lorich the dwarf Magician (Hand of Eru) Deadlok the dwarf Warlord (Villainous) Kalgaur the silvan Overseer of Discord (=HP:166 EP:177=) ne ne Deadlok enthusiastically dices your flesh! Kalgaur hits you severing muscle tissue! That hurts! You miss Kalgaur..........................(Miss) ne A large gate(ne, gate and sw) An anonymous figure A tall guard of Minas Tirith A tall guard of Minas Tirith Lorich enters. Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. (=HP:152 EP:177=) Street(s, ne and sw) Boy trying to help Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. Lorich enters. (=HP:152 EP:177=) ne Street(n and sw) Lorich enters. Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. (=HP:152 EP:177=) You can't go that way! (=HP:152 EP:177=) sw sw Street(s, ne and sw) Boy trying to help Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. Lorich enters. (=HP:152 EP:177=) sw A large gate(ne, gate and sw) An anonymous figure A tall guard of Minas Tirith A tall guard of Minas Tirith Lorich enters. Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. (=HP:152 EP:177=) sw Street(ne, n and sw) Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. Lorich enters. (=HP:152 EP:177=) Street(ne, n and w) Lorich enters. Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. (=HP:152 EP:177=) n Deadlok skewers you ruthlessly, causing severe damage! Kalgaur feints but misses you with the stroke. You miss Kalgaur..........................(Miss) Old guest house(s and cellar) Kalgaur enters. Deadlok enters. Lorich enters. (=HP:137 EP:177=) move rug Deadlok barely misses you. Kalgaur hits you severing muscle tissue! That hurts! You miss Kalgaur..........................(Miss) The rug has already been moved. (=HP:126 EP:177=) Deadlok barely misses you. Kalgaur stabs you causing a nasty puncture wound. You miss Kalgaur..........................(Miss) mtbreak What? (=HP:120 EP:177=) Deadlok cuts you leaving a thin stream of blood! Kalgaur feints but misses you with the stroke. You miss Kalgaur..........................(Miss) Deadlok enthusiastically dices your flesh! Kalgaur hits you severing muscle tissue! That hurts! You miss Kalgaur..........................(Miss) You notice Deadlok sizing you up. Lorich tells you: leap into cellart lead into cellar Lead what? (=HP:102 EP:177=) n n You can't go that way! (=HP:102 EP:177=) n You can't go that way! (=HP:102 EP:177=) Deadlok barely misses you. Kalgaur grazes you slashing neatly and causing bleeding. You miss Kalgaur..........................(Miss) Nosehair-curling smoke rises from your pipe as if from a dragon's nostrils. You can't go that way! (=HP:102 EP:179=) Deadlok waves to you with a Severed Elven Arm and screams Holla! Deadlok skewers you ruthlessly, causing severe damage! Kalgaur feints but misses you with the stroke. You miss Kalgaur..........................(Miss) leap into cellar You place your hands on the edge of the cellar door and swing yourself into the cellar. You release your grip and land heavily on the floor. A damp cellar(u and n) A small grey rat A bowl with a lid (=HP:82 EP:179=) With a thump Kalgaur enters the cellar. Kalgaur stabs you causing a nasty puncture wound. You miss Kalgaur..........................(Miss) n n A damp cellar(s and n) Kalgaur enters. (=HP:75 EP:179=) A damp cellar(e and s) Kalgaur enters. (=HP:75 EP:179=) Kalgaur feints but misses you with the stroke. You miss Kalgaur..........................(Miss) e A damp cellar(s, nw and w) Kalgaur enters. (=HP:75 EP:179=) nw A damp cellar(e, n and se) Kalgaur enters. (=HP:75 EP:179=) Kalgaur feints but misses you with the stroke. You miss Kalgaur..........................(Miss) e A damp cellar(se and w) Kalgaur enters. (=HP:75 EP:179=) se A damp cellar(nw) A small grey rat An empty phial Kalgaur enters. (=HP:75 EP:179=) climb wall Kalgaur grazes you slashing neatly and causing bleeding. You miss Kalgaur..........................(Miss) You struggle to climb up the wall and emerge into a small hollow. A small hollow(out)