I should probably have a weapon and not be so drunk next time
Let's see if it will post now... ansi stuff ----HP:192 EP:120-- Do: Commands completed. ----HP:192 EP:120-- Do: starting commands. ----HP:192 EP:120-- Your hands are full! Failed. ----HP:192 EP:120-- Wield what? ----HP:192 EP:120-- Do: Commands completed. ----HP:192 EP:120-- You have two hands. You are holding an empty bottle (in hands) You are holding an empty vial (in hands) You have no free hands. ----HP:192 EP:120-- *Alloe leaves east. e e s e Inside the West Gate of Bree(e, n and w) A wealthy looking chubby man ----HP:192 EP:120-- West main street of Bree(e, s, n, se and w) Alloe the hobbit Woodswoman (Moral) Ratty the goat ----HP:192 EP:120-- South main street of Bree(e, s, n and w) ----HP:192 EP:120-- The Courthouse(w) A wanted poster shows: Wanted! Snoke Triggered! doing: handcuff snoke ----HP:192 EP:120-- Handcuff who? ----HP:192 EP:120-- w n n e South main street of Bree(e, s, n and w) ----HP:192 EP:120-- West main street of Bree(e, s, n, se and w) Ratty the goat ----HP:192 EP:120-- Northern Main Street of Bree(e, s, n and w) Snoke the dwarf Cleaner (Villainous) A friendly looking human local Triggered! doing: handcuff snoke ----HP:192 EP:120-- You try to slap the cuffs on Snoke. Snoke spins around to a defensive position. A fight begins! ----HP:192 EP:85-- You are locked in a struggle, you cannot move! ----HP:192 EP:85-- You miss Snoke. Triggered! doing: handcuff snoke Snoke misses you. You are already locked in a struggle, pay more attention to what you're doing! ----HP:192 EP:85-- You miss Snoke. Triggered! doing: handcuff snoke Snoke hits you. You are already locked in a struggle, pay more attention to what you're doing! ----HP:187 EP:85-- trigger off Trigger deactivated. hb ----HP:187 EP:85-- You pull a muscle in your neck trying to headbutt Snoke. ----HP:187 EP:65-- You miss Snoke. Snoke hits you very hard. hb *Durad enters. hb *Durad leaves west. You pull a muscle in your neck trying to headbutt Snoke. ----HP:174 EP:45-- Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into Snoke! ----HP:174 EP:10-- Alexa tells you: New bid of 120 gold for lot #443 "a gold lined shield" received. You miss Snoke. Snoke hits you. *Gilius enters. tell byron shit dude You tell Byron: shit dude ----HP:176 EP:18-- *Gilius leaves west. *Durad enters. tell byron come help me You miss Snoke. Snoke hits you very hard. *Gilius enters. shape You tell Byron: come help me ----HP:163 EP:18-- Snoke is in average shape. AVE!! AVE!! AVE!! AVE!! AVE!! AVE!! AVE!! AVE!! AVE!! AVE!! AVE!! ----HP:163 EP:18-- You miss Snoke. Snoke hits you hard. tell byron bree fast *Gilius leaves west. You tell Byron: bree fast ----HP:156 EP:18-- *Fofester enters. *Fofester leaves west. Snoke looks at you. You miss Snoke. Snoke hits you hard. focus dodge *Bene enters. *Fofester enters. *Fofester leaves south. *Bene leaves south. You start focusing on your dodge skill. ----HP:148 EP:18-- Durad ohs interestedly. You miss Snoke. Snoke hits you very hard. tell fofester help! *Fofester enters. *Fofester leaves north. You tell Fofester: help! ----HP:137 EP:18-- tell fofester help! l You tell Fofester: help! ----HP:137 EP:18-- You miss Snoke. Snoke misses you. You are on the small cobblestoned main street of Bree. The street is relatively quiet. The shutters of the shops are partly closed, explainable by the recently chilly weather. To the north you can see the north gate and the Old Northern Road. The sun shines brightly in the western sky. The sky is brilliantly clear. The only obvious exits are east, south, north and west. Durad the dwarf Knight (Immoral) Snoke the dwarf Cleaner (Villainous) A friendly looking human local ----HP:137 EP:18-- *Fofester enters. You miss Snoke. Snoke misses you. tell fofester please You tell Fofester: please ----HP:137 EP:18-- You miss Snoke. Fofester shields you, and Snoke hits Fofester. score Snoke grazes you. Durad looks at Snoke. You are too drunk to remember even your own name. ----HP:135 EP:18-- You miss Snoke. Fofester shields you, and Snoke hits Fofester very hard. Snoke grazes you. tell fofester I'm drunk off my ass again You miss Snoke. Fofester shields you, and Snoke hits Fofester. Snoke grazes you. You tell Fofester: I'm drunk off my ass again ----HP:138 EP:26-- Snoke grrs. Byron tells you: I'm in guildhall dude! You miss Snoke. Snoke misses you. Fofester looks at Snoke. You miss Snoke. Fofester shields you, and Snoke hits Fofester hard. Snoke grazes you. You miss Snoke. Fofester shields you, and Snoke hits Fofester. Snoke grazes you. ----HP:133 EP:26-- hands You miss Snoke. Snoke misses you. You have two hands. You are holding an empty bottle (in hands) You are holding an empty vial (in hands) You have no free hands. ----HP:133 EP:26-- Durad laughs out loud. You miss Snoke. Fofester shields you, and Snoke hits Fofester hard. Snoke grazes you. Fofester bounces around like a toddler on speed. You miss Snoke. Fofester shields you, and Snoke hits Fofester very hard. tell fofester just attack Snoke grazes you. The local smiles. You tell Fofester: just attack ----HP:128 EP:26-- drop vial Local spins around and throws Durad to the ground! Ok. ----HP:128 EP:26-- drop bottle You miss Snoke. Snoke misses you. Local misses Durad. 4 Ok. ----HP:136 EP:34-- Do: starting commands. doh ----HP:136 EP:34-- Ok. You wield the Silent Slayer. ----HP:136 EP:34-- You already wield it! ----HP:136 EP:34-- Do: Commands completed. ----HP:136 EP:34-- You slap your forehead and say: doh! ----HP:136 EP:34-- Fofester says: damnit, i was gonna come get him :p You are too busy to make an attack! Fofester shields you, and Snoke hits Fofester. Snoke grazes you. Durad sends the blade deep into Local in search of vital organs. Local misses Durad. Durad smirks in amusement. You are too busy to make an attack! Fofester shields you, and Snoke hits Fofester. Snoke grazes you. Durad hits Local over the head with the silver handle. Local misses Durad. *Gilius enters. *Gilius leaves south. shape snoke You are too busy to make an attack! Fofester shields you, and Snoke hits Fofester. Snoke grazes you. Durad stabs Local with the silver blade. Local misses Durad. Snoke is in average shape. AVE!! AVE!! AVE!! AVE!! AVE!! AVE!! AVE!! AVE!! AVE!! AVE!! AVE!! ----HP:130 EP:34-- *Gilius enters. Snoke looks at Durad. You are too busy to make an attack! Snoke scratches you. Durad hits Local over the head with the silver handle. Local misses Durad. Fofester whips his ancient short sword from his baldric like a weaponsmaster!! Fofester wields an ancient short sword. Snoke hmms. You slice through the air without making contact with Snoke. Fofester shields you, and Snoke hits Fofester hard. Snoke grazes you. Durad barely misses Local. Local misses Durad. shape Snoke is in average shape. AVE!! AVE!! AVE!! AVE!! AVE!! AVE!! AVE!! AVE!! AVE!! AVE!! AVE!! hb ----HP:126 EP:34-- Rest up, and ask me again later. ----HP:126 EP:34-- You slice through the air without making contact with Snoke. Fofester shields you, and Snoke grazes Fofester. Snoke scratches you. Durad stabs Local with the silver blade. Local misses Durad. Gilius gets an empty vial. hb score Rest up, and ask me again later. ----HP:125 EP:34-- You are too drunk to remember even your own name. ----HP:125 EP:34-- Snoke says: many You slice through the air without making contact with Snoke. Fofester shields you, and Snoke hits Fofester hard. Snoke grazes you. Durad hits Local over the head with the silver handle. Local misses Durad. hb Fofester gets a walking staff from an Orc courier pack. Rest up, and ask me again later. ----HP:123 EP:34-- You bash Snoke on the head with the Slayer's hilt! Fofester shields you, and Snoke hits Fofester hard. Snoke grazes you. Durad hits Local over the head with the silver handle. Local misses Durad. hb *Gilius leaves south. You pull a muscle in your neck trying to headbutt Snoke. ----HP:128 EP:22-- *Kharil enters. *Kharil leaves west. You slice through the air without making contact with Snoke. Fofester shields you, and Snoke hits Fofester hard. Snoke grazes you. Durad hits Local over the head with the silver handle. Local misses Durad. You slice through the air without making contact with Snoke. Fofester shields you, and Snoke hits Fofester. Snoke grazes you. Durad hits Local over the head with the silver handle. Local misses Durad. Fofester attacks Snoke. skills You slice through the air without making contact with Snoke. Snoke hits Fofester. Fofester completely misses Snoke. Durad stabs Local with the silver blade. Local misses Durad. You are too drunk to care how skilled you are. ----HP:123 EP:22-- *Gilius enters. You slice through the air without making contact with Snoke. Snoke hits Fofester. Fofester cuts Snoke with a swift slash of the sword. Durad barely cuts Local with the knife. Local misses Durad. Durad heehees. You slice through the air without making contact with Snoke. Snoke hits Fofester very hard. Fofester thrusts the blade into Snoke, causing severe damage. Durad hits Local over the head with the silver handle. Local misses Durad. Gilius gets an empty bottle. Alexa tells you: a gold lined shield going once for 120 gold. *Gilius leaves south. You slice through the air without making contact with Snoke. Snoke misses Fofester. Fofester completely misses Snoke. Durad stabs Local with the silver blade. Local misses Durad. ----HP:123 EP:22-- Snoke says: chicken shape snoke k snoke Snoke is in average shape. AVE!! AVE!! AVE!! AVE!! AVE!! AVE!! AVE!! AVE!! AVE!! AVE!! AVE!! ----HP:123 EP:22-- You slice through the air without making contact with Snoke. Snoke misses Fofester. Fofester completely misses Snoke. k snoke Durad hits Local over the head with the silver handle. Local misses Durad. You attack Snoke. ----HP:123 EP:22-- You attack Snoke. ----HP:123 EP:22-- You slice through the air without making contact with Snoke. Snoke misses you. Durad shields Snoke, Fofester grazes Durad. Fofester cuts Snoke with a swift slash of the sword. Durad pokes Local in the eye! Local misses Durad. tell byron snoke's goin to jail! You slice through the air without making contact with Snoke. Fofester shields you, and Snoke scratches Fofester. Snoke scratches you. Fofester completely misses Snoke. Durad hits Local over the head with the silver handle. Local misses Durad. You tell Byron: snoke's goin to jail! ----HP:130 EP:30-- shape Snoke doesn't look so great. DLSG!! DLSG!! DLSG!! DLSG!! DLSG!! DLSG!! DLSG!! DLSG!! DLSG!! ----HP:130 EP:30-- k snoke You attack Snoke. ----HP:130 EP:30-- You cut Snoke in the chest, with difficulty. Snoke misses you. Fofester completely misses Snoke. Durad pokes Local in the eye! Local misses Durad. *Zolork enters. *Byron enters. say chicken? *Byron leaves east. You slice through the air without making contact with Snoke. Snoke misses you. Fofester completely misses Snoke. Durad barely misses Local. Local misses Durad. You say: chicken? ----HP:130 EP:30-- k snoke You attack Snoke. ----HP:130 EP:30-- You slice through the air without making contact with Snoke. Fofester shields you, and Snoke hits Fofester very hard. Snoke grazes you. Fofester completely misses Snoke. Durad stabs Local with the silver blade. Local misses Durad. k snoke *Byron enters. You attack Snoke. ----HP:127 EP:30-- You slice through the air without making contact with Snoke. Fofester shields you, and Snoke hits Fofester very hard. Snoke hits you. Fofester completely misses Snoke. Durad sends the blade deep into Local in search of vital organs. Local has died. do get all from corpse into pack,get all from corpse Do: starting commands. ----HP:123 EP:30-- a dirty shirt : You didn't deliver the death blow! It will take you a few seconds to get close enough to the corpse. Failed. a pair of pants : You didn't deliver the death blow! It will take you a few seconds to get close enough to the corpse. Failed. a sharp dagger : You didn't deliver the death blow! It will take you a few seconds to get close enough to the corpse. Failed. ----HP:123 EP:30-- a dirty shirt : You didn't deliver the death blow! It will take you a few seconds to get close enough to the corpse. Failed. a pair of pants : You didn't deliver the death blow! It will take you a few seconds to get close enough to the corpse. Failed. a sharp dagger : You didn't deliver the death blow! It will take you a few seconds to get close enough to the corpse. Failed. ----HP:123 EP:30-- Do: Commands completed. ----HP:123 EP:30-- Durad takes a dirty shirt from Corpse of Local into a large harvester's pack. Durad takes a pair of pants from Corpse of Local into a large harvester's pack. Durad takes a sharp dagger from Corpse of Local into a large harvester's pack. You slice through the air without making contact with Snoke. Snoke misses you. Fofester completely misses Snoke. *Durad leaves west. You slice through the air without making contact with Snoke. Fofester shields you, and Snoke hits Fofester. Snoke grazes you. Fofester completely misses Snoke. *Durad enters. k snoke Fofester drops a large meat filled pasty from an Orc courier pack. Fofester slowly eats the pasty enjoying every bite. You attack Snoke. ----HP:121 EP:30-- Fofester drops a large meat filled pasty from an Orc courier pack. Fofester slowly eats the pasty enjoying every bite. Fofester drops a large meat filled pasty from an Orc courier pack. Fofester slowly eats the pasty enjoying every bite. You slice through the air without making contact with Snoke. Fofester shields you, and Snoke hits Fofester very hard. Snoke grazes you. say zip zip zip! Durad shields Snoke, and you graze Durad. You slash Snoke creating a silent blast of light! Fofester shields you, and Snoke hits Fofester. Snoke grazes you. You say: zip zip zip! ----HP:123 EP:37-- k snoke You attack Snoke. ----HP:123 EP:37-- *Kharil enters. *Kharil leaves south. k snoke You slice through the air without making contact with Snoke. Fofester shields you, and Snoke hits Fofester. Snoke grazes you. You attack Snoke. ----HP:121 EP:37-- k snoke You attack Snoke. ----HP:121 EP:37-- hb You slice through the air without making contact with Snoke. Fofester shields you, and Snoke hits Fofester hard. Snoke grazes you. Byron says: want me to rock snoke ? *Bashgeroy enters. *Salival enters. *Bashgeroy leaves west. *Salival leaves west. k snoke You pull a muscle in your neck trying to headbutt Snoke. ----HP:118 EP:17-- You attack Snoke. ----HP:118 EP:17-- You slice through the air without making contact with Snoke. Fofester shields you, and Snoke hits Fofester very hard. Snoke grazes you. k snoke You attack Snoke. ----HP:115 EP:17-- You slice through the air without making contact with Snoke. Fofester shields you, and Snoke grazes Fofester. Snoke scratches you. aye You mutter "Aye". ----HP:114 EP:17-- k snoke *Drcayngel enters. *Rogar enters. *Mcray enters. *Hobbe enters. *Drcayngel leaves north. *Hobbe leaves north. *Mcray leaves north. *Rogar leaves north. You attack Snoke. ----HP:114 EP:17-- Snoke looks at Byron. You slice through the air without making contact with Snoke. Fofester shields you, and Snoke hits Fofester hard. Snoke grazes you. k snoke *Joeigh enters. You attack Snoke. ----HP:112 EP:17-- You slice through the air without making contact with Snoke. Fofester shields you, and Snoke hits Fofester very hard. Snoke grazes you. k snoke *Celebrion enters. You attack Snoke. ----HP:109 EP:17-- *Joeigh leaves west. k snoke *Celebrion leaves west. You slice through the air without making contact with Snoke. Fofester shields you, and Snoke hits Fofester very hard. Snoke hits you. You attack Snoke. ----HP:112 EP:24-- *Kharil enters. Snoke says: wft *Kharil leaves west. k snoke You attack Snoke. ----HP:112 EP:24-- *Drcayngel enters. *Rogar enters. *Mcray enters. shape snoke *Hobbe enters. *Drcayngel leaves south. *Hobbe leaves south. *Mcray leaves south. *Rogar leaves south. *Drcayngel enters. *Rogar enters. *Mcray enters. *Hobbe enters. k snoke You slice through the air without making contact with Snoke. k snoke Fofester shields you, and Snoke hits Fofester hard. Snoke grazes you. Fofester completely misses Snoke. Fofester stops shielding you. *Eryniel enters. Byron ehs. Snoke doesn't look so great. DLSG!! DLSG!! DLSG!! DLSG!! DLSG!! DLSG!! DLSG!! DLSG!! DLSG!! ----HP:109 EP:24-- *Kharil enters. *Eryniel leaves west. You attack Snoke. ----HP:109 EP:24-- *Bashgeroy enters. *Salival enters. *Bashgeroy leaves south. *Salival leaves south. You attack Snoke. ----HP:109 EP:24-- k snoke You slice through the air without making contact with Snoke. Snoke hits you very hard. Fofester completely misses Snoke. Rogar chats with his party. Byron says: why doesn't he die ? You attack Snoke. ----HP:95 EP:24-- k snoke Zolork says: man they should have like a fighting arena You attack Snoke. ----HP:95 EP:24-- You slice through the air without making contact with Snoke. Snoke hits you very hard. Fofester thrusts the blade into Snoke, causing severe damage. k snoke You attack Snoke. ----HP:85 EP:24-- k snoke Fofester starts casting a spell. You attack Snoke. ----HP:85 EP:24-- You slice through the air without making contact with Snoke. Snoke hits you very hard. Rogar begins shielding you. Durad laughs out loud. Byron gets a wild look in his eyes, then smashes his head into Snoke! say cause I cant hit him *Bashgeroy enters. *Salival enters. Snoke says: help me hobbe k snoke You say: cause I cant hit him ----HP:75 EP:24-- You slice through the air without making contact with Snoke. Byron misses Snoke. Snoke misses Byron. The criminal has been defeated, and is dragged off to jail. *Snoke fades into the shadows. You have been awarded 1870 gold for this arrest.