I didn't like FOTR, I don't like TTT's trailer,just wanted to share my thoughts :P
Elrond convulses in exctasy and chants"Yeah, i'm the new pithye of Rivendell's Oracle,
know yourself and learn that he shall not come back!
(for he might be deadly trapped in the infernal Golden Castle's straws)"
Arwen sighs and whispers with a gloomy hottest voice "There is still hhhope"
(my mouth is bigger, the human wench has no chance to stand before my skills)
Saruman "Did I already say how much I praised your name, Sauron darling?"
Sauron:"Yes you did a thousand time, honey,can't you shut the hell up and wash the rohirrim dishes quietly?
Look, I offer you a gift, a big life size poster of me at the top of your tower,
when you feel alone just have a nice talk with it and stop bugging my palantir
with your spamming love interactive cards"
Eowyn:"Aragorn, you are the sexiest,care to set me up in the satbles?"
Aragorn blushes and stammers:"I'm not sure my buddy-buddy Bigfeet** big mouth would agree..."
(maybe if I asked her she would enjoy a party,though..)
Arwen sllllllllurrps
Aragorn sluuurrrps
Frodon takes a bored look in his eyes and sploootches his head into the water mercylessly!!
Theoden:"Go now, my daughter, while there is time, and lead our children and women
to this safe place where there is a fair orcs greetings community waiting for them!"
Theoden: Hwaet! To the Battle, Eorlingas! We Gardena in geardagum, theodcyninga! Yeepee!
Grima to Gandalf, bitter: And yet you say _I_ speak like a fool.
Gandalf: Ouch.
Ioreth, nodding to Gandalf: Ouch, abuse of Galenas pipe-leaf, wich the Wise call Asea Viagra.
Legolas"Look how cool I am while surfing on these stairs deadly shooting arrows like a fancy badass I am!"
Frodo has a dumb questionning look on his face:"Why do the Mumakils look like coypu?"
Guimli:"will I say something not dumb this time?"
Aragorn "Beware,beware, the mighty heir of Isildur is back!
Watch how I break door in like a true majestual King!"
Hopefully, the oliphants look great
**I saw Liv tyler in real life and she has amazing big feet :P
(many thanks to beru for the old english part)