Player kill...... Hmm more of a player deformation! :P Go Gazza go! ;)
Attacker: Nibinving. Weapon: The tavern comm
Victim: Gazza Weapon: His hot, steamy hobbit phisique
^ Nibinving gives Razor a Nibinving® action figure
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^ Nibinving gives Konj a Nibinving® action figure
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^ Nibinving gives Majard a Nibinving® Action figure
^ Nibinving gives Castamir a Nibinving® action figure, too!
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^ Nibinving: I think everyone should have one :P
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^ Nibinving: They slice, they dice!
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^ Nibinving: And they don't take up much space
HP:230 EP:230 ^ Konj: do they talk like the real Nibinving?
^ Nibinving: No
HP:230 EP:230 ^ Konj: if they do, I don'w want it
^ Elariel: Does it have the Kung-Fu grip, Nib?
^ Nibinving: Unless you pull the string on the back ;)
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^ Nibinving: Kung-fu grip hoom, aye!
HP:230 EP:230 ^ Konj: that's a string? ah...
^ Nibinving: It comes with a free war axe too
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^ Nibinving: And it has a hat in the box :D
^ Nibinving gives Rhoads a Nibinving® action-figure
^ Nibinving: Rhoads, cherish it like I cherish you :P
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^ Nibinving: That doesn't mean throw it in the trash and set light to it
either
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^ Nibinving: That was only a misunderstanding of the past *grins*
^ Nibinving: If they break, I don't do refunds, although you'll notice their
life time warranty is more viable than my Gazza® dolls
^ Nibinving: Gazza's on the comm now! cool
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^ Nibinving gives Gazza a Gazza® doll {tm}
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HP:230 EP:230 ^ Gazza: You cannot recreate my beauty.
^ Nibinving hooms at Gazza
^ Nibinving: Gazza I know it's hard to recreate your beauty, but: With my new
Gazza® action figure {tm} you can have the real Gazza in your own home!
Just look at him go, he slices, he dices, he makes a neat salad! And only
for the price of $68.34, yes folks that's right! an all new low pirce!
^ Nibinving: This is a limited offer for the first 10 callers, so Don't be
late! Pick up your phone now!
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^ Nibinving: And if you don't like your personal Gazza® action figure, you can
return it to this Address *flashes something across the screen
momentarily*, Yes that address! Buy your Gazza® action figure now!
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^ Nibinving gives Gazza and microphone and says: Mister Gazza, you're the
brilliant mind that this figure has been based, what do you think about
the product?
^ Nibinving: Folks remember, this offer is limited! The first 10 callers
that's right the first 20 callers will get their own personal Gazza®
action figure
HP:230 EP:230 ^ Razor: wha?
^ Nibinving: And if you don't call now, you won't know what you're missing!
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Autosave.
You tell Razor: The joys of Telemarketing! :P
HP:230 EP:230 ^ Konj shoves a Gazza action figure in Nibinving's mouth
Oseibo tells you: lol
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^ Nibinving spits the action figure out
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^ Nibinving: Of course folks these are non-toxic
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^ Nibinving: So if you accidentally eat one! You won't die
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^ Nibinving: Although continuous consumption may lead to indesgestion!
HP:230 EP:230 ^ Tevildo thinks he'd rather die than eat Gazza anyhow.
^ Oseibo quickly braids nib's beard and hair so that he can tie them in a
huge not around his head, keeping his jaw from moving.
^ Nibinving: These are of course only myths in the action figure world
HP:230 EP:230 ^ Oseibo: :)
HP:230 EP:230 ^ Gazza: You would die, Tedildo.
^ Nibinving mumbles and cuts the braids off!
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^ Nibinving: Yes that's right if you're in the first 20 callers, you can see
Tevildo die!
^ Nibinving: Yes it's our special bonus offer coming to you live, LIVE LIVE!
HP:230 EP:230 ^ Oseibo: tedildo? that's um. hrm. inappropriate?
^ Oseibo: especially since he's no longer on the comm to defend himself :P
^ Nibinving: No! Not being one of the first 20 callers is inappropriate!
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^ Nibinving: Come on folks, pickup those phones now and dial : 555-Gazza
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^ Nibinving: yes folks, that's right 555-gazza, higher charges to cell phones
do apply, hell! HIGH charges apply no matter what you do!
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HP:230 EP:230 ^ Oseibo: thank god for the ability to bribe bartenders
^ Nibinving gives Alkath a Gazza® Action-figure
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^ Nibinving: You know
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^ Nibinving: You could bribe me and I'll shut up :P
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^ Nibinving: I take anything from 2k to 200k :D
HP:230 EP:230 ^ Alkath smiles
^ Nibinving: But then again! Why?! When I can sell to you, my wonderful
vewiers these hot new Gazza® action-figures!
^ Nibinving: Well folks the phones have NOT been ringing off the hook! Come
on, dial dial dial! 555- Gazza that's right folks, you're only a few
fingers away from absolute bliss with your new and improved Gazza® action
figure!
HP:230 EP:230 ^ Elariel thinks Nib has WAY too much time on his hands
^ Nibinving: Gazza, the man behind the myth! He is on the very comm right now!
HP:230 EP:230 Laryn tells you: a menacing spiked mace is now on sale as lot 619, minimum bid
130 gold fresh
^ Nibinving: He has tested these action figures and has f-all words to say! :P
HP:230 EP:230 ^ Astren: Would the action figure be appropriate for a pet...say a
Rottweiler?
^ Nibinving: But who needs Gazza when we have! Chuck Norris, yes folks Chuck
Norris, he just got off his home gym set and is ready to plug our product
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^ Nibinving: No of course not!
^ Nibinving: Gazza® action figures are soft and cuddley and make great chew
toys for your pet!
^ Oseibo: i think it's called the total gym :P
^ Oseibo: i just saw the infomercial on the tvguild channel yesterday hehe
^ Nibinving pulls Chuck Norris over and hands him the mic, Chuck: Uhm yeah,
uhm these action figures are great for uh working the muscles and things
and uh I am a martial arts legend and a movie star, I have nothing else
to do but uh, Go Gazza!
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^ Nibinving: You heard it here first folks! Yes that's right, Gazza®
action-figures, approved by the man, the legend Chuck Norris himself
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^ Nibinving: Now all this happiness is only a few finger steps away, that's
right 555=Gazza
*Castamir grins mischievously at you.
HP:230 EP:230 ^ Astren: Can we give you our credit card numbers and passwords over the
comm?
^ Nibinving: Yes, Of course!
HP:230 EP:230 ^ Hume: and home addresses!
^ Castamir ponders making money on Gazza figures as well.
^ Nibinving: Yes yes, Home address, city, country of origin, times when you
enter and exit your home, your daily routine and of course which windows
and doors you leave unlocked at night!
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^ Nibinving: I am not a stalker folks, I am just another concerned salesman!
HP:230 EP:230 ^ Oseibo: bad castamir. you are not allowed to rip the doll's clothes off
and sell them as John Holmes action figures :/
^ Nibinving giggls
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^ Nibinving: The dolls don't come with clothes anyway!
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^ Nibinving: Yes that's right folks, We also have as a freebie with the Gazza®
action figure, a pair of patented steel cap hobbit boots
HP:230 EP:230 ^ Oseibo: eww, then i hope they arent anatomically correct
^ Astren: Thats ok, I actually make dolls clothes all the time...went to
special classes and everything! How lucky for me!
^ Gazza: that'd take too much plastic
^ Nibinving: A woolen shirt, A red velvet cap, a walking staff and of course
some nice big Gazza size underwear!
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HP:230 EP:230 ^ Oseibo: lol@gaz
^ Nibinving: hoom
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You tell Oseibo: LoL
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HP:230 EP:230 ^ Gazza: BIG gazza-size underwear??!
^ Nibinving: Yes that's right! :P
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^ Nibinving: BIG! Gazza size underwear
HP:230 EP:230 ^ Oseibo: already used!
^ Nibinving: We've been spying on Gazza in the shower for months folks,
perfecting our dolls
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^ Nibinving: Making sure we have exactly the right measurements, we spare no
expense!
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^ Nibinving: And I know, we didn't have enough plastic to finish his nose
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^ Nibinving: But we had enough for everything else!
HP:230 EP:230 ^ Gazza: hmm. i was standing on my hands. that wasn't my nose. i've told
you this before.
^ Nibinving: Yes folks the Gazza® instruction and work out video for free!
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^ Nibinving: For the special price of only $68.92
^ Nibinving: I know you've seen other offers offering 1000 or 1999! but this
is where you get the quality for the cheap prices!
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^ Nibinving: Yes folks here at Gazza Corp® we make only the finest in action
figures
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^ Nibinving: With some of the craftiest hobbit craftsmen in the land!
HP:230 EP:230 ^ Castamir thought the trade mark on these figures is owned by Mizrahi.
^ Nibinving: Just send your gold, with an enclosed credit card to 23 Hooble
Boogle road Hobbiton!
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^ Nibinving: Yes that's right folks call now and pay later. This is a once in
a lifetime offer with only a limited number of figures to sell!
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^ Arilyth: Can I leave my gold with the buzzing bee?
^ Nibinving: You'll never see an offer like this again, unless I'm sitting
idley tommorow night!
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^ Nibinving: Yes, that you can
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^ Nibinving: That is no bee, that is an electronic motorised gold collecter,
special product of Gazza Corp®
^ Nibinving: Well folks this is Nibinving, signing off, thank you and good
night! And remember 555=Gazza! Gazza Corp® Where do you want to go today?
Logged by: Nibby the dwarf