Damn IKEA! Damn Power Drills! Damnit all to helL!
Attacker: Nibby Weapon: A wide general knowledge of F-all!
Victim: Thessaly (A rimmie on a mission!) Weapon: A big-ass power drilL!
HP:200 EP:90 ^ Thessaly: All the damn manual says are stupid factlets like: Do not insert
drill into nose while plugged in.
^ Nibinving: The main thing with it
^ Nibinving: Have you got the tighteny thingy?
^ Thessaly: I can't work out how to attach the drill bits!
^ Nibinving: You put the drill bit in the front, then tighten it
^ Nibinving: There's a hole in the front
HP:200 EP:92 ^ Thessaly: Hold on...
^ Nibinving: found it...
^ Thessaly: Nothing tightens.
^ Nibinving: it should hmm
HP:200 EP:96 ^ Thessaly: OH!
^ Nibinving: _______o__ look a bit like that but 3D
^ Thessaly: So you just put the drill bit straight in there and tighten it?
^ Nibinving: It's got handle and a wee hole to tighten it in
HP:200 EP:99
^ Nibinving: YEs
HP:200 EP:99 ^ Thessaly: Oh.
^ Nibinving: then you plug it in, press the button and away you go
HP:200 EP:100 ^ Thessaly: If I'm not back in 5 minutes, call the Edinburgh police department
in Portobell and tell them their next door neighbour is dead.
^ Nibinving: When I'm not a sex crazed maniac, I'm doing a good job
^ Nibinving: I'm scottish too :P
HP:200 EP:103
^ Nibinving: Although I moved to Australia ;)
HP:200 EP:104 ^ Thessaly: Wait wait.
^ Nibinving: And who lives in Edinburgh
HP:200 EP:104 ^ Thessaly: Why is the end all red?
^ Nibinving: End of what...
HP:200 EP:105
^ Nibinving: Did you cut yourself.?
HP:200 EP:105 ^ Thessaly: The drill bit. It's red and has a funny shape to it, like a hammer
head shark.
^ Nibinving: Hmm
HP:200 EP:106
^ Nibinving: Did you drill a hole yet?
^ Thessaly: No.
^ Nibinving: Maybe you drilled into your neighbours skull ...
HP:200 EP:108
^ Nibinving: ok no hole yet good
HP:200 EP:108
^ Nibinving: Maybe it's the wrong drill bit
HP:200 EP:108
^ Nibinving: They should have numbers on em
HP:200 EP:109 ^ Thessaly: Blah. I'm gonna go try. Brb.
Restan points to the menu and says: Order anything you like.
^ Nibinving: Why is everyone else so damn quiet!
HP:200 EP:110
^ Nibinving: Viking, Rhoads, Ivon help !
HP:200 EP:110 ^ Rhoads: cause i am afk
^ Nibinving: Stop being so afkish
HP:200 EP:111
^ Nibinving: How you doing Thessaly? Still alive
^ Thessaly bounces back on the comm, smooches Nibinving, and bounces back off to make another hole.
^ Nibinving cheers hooray
^ Nibinving: Well at least there's some Intelligent life on the comm *struts*
^ Flyud: Does that include yourself, Nib?
^ Nibinving: Yes flyud, Yes it does
^ Thessaly: Do you know how to work a hammer drill attachment?
^ Nibinving: Oh God no :P
HP:200 EP:143 ^ Thessaly: And why are my fingers all shakey?
^ Nibinving: It does that some times, should go away
HP:200 EP:144
^ Nibinving: Just the whole shakiness of the drill
Thessaly tells you: *hug* Thank you, you're a marvel!
You tell Thessaly: I know
HP:200 EP:149 ^ Thessaly: Um, I have another question...
HP:200 EP:150 ^ Thessaly: How do you get a panicked cat down from a curtain pole?
^ Nibinving: Yes Ms. Thessaly down the back of the class
HP:200 EP:150
^ Nibinving: Hmm
^ Nibinving: Put out some milk and cat food?
^ Nibinving: Would you two stop talking Rhoads and Ivon! You're holding the
whole class back
HP:200 EP:153 ^ Thessaly glares at Ivon.
^ Flyud: here kitty kitty. here kitty kitty
^ Nibinving: I love when teachers say that
HP:200 EP:155
^ Thessaly Right. I'm gonna go work out how to get through the stone wall...
^ Nibinving: It just makes you feel so special
^ Nibinving: Might need something a bit more hardcore than a hand-held drill
HP:200 EP:157
^ Nibinving: I advise a sledge hammere
HP:200 EP:158 ^ Snaz: go for explosives
^ Flyud: I'd advise professional handyman
^ Alkath thinks really hard
^ Nibinving: Yes explosives would work too
HP:200 EP:160
^ Nibinving: Good boy Snaz
HP:200 EP:160
^ Nibinving gives Snaz a yummy Cookie!
HP:200 EP:161 ^ Snaz: woo!
^ Alkath is truly stupid
^ Alkath yawns
^ Warrax agrees
^ Nibinving: It is extremely hard to explain how to use a drill through text
and 2D pictures :P
^ Nibinving: If I could have sent a video presentation, Hand-Held Drills and
You or something of the sort it would have been much easier
You tell Thessaly: Why are you drilling and such anyway...
Thessaly is idle, and might not respond to your tell.
You tell Thessaly: Putting up pictures?
HP:200 EP:176
Thessaly is idle, and might not respond to your tell.
You tell Thessaly: Making peep holes to see your neighbours comings and goings
:P
***Later on***
^ Thessaly sobs.
^ Snaz: IRL ainu are a race of hairy white people on a small island in
norther japan...
^ Nibinving: What's wrong Thessaly?
HP:200 EP:194 ^ Thessaly: My bookshelf... fell off the wall...
^ Thessaly: Taking the rawl plugs with it...
^ Nibinving: Oh God
HP:200 EP:195 ^ Warrax: lol
^ Nibinving: How many holes did you drill and how big
HP:200 EP:196 ^ Thessaly: And now I have two gapng holes in my bedroom wall... which I just
painted.
^ Thessaly: Two... I used a size 8 drill bit...
^ Nibinving: What were you originally making the holes for...
HP:200 EP:198 ^ Thessaly: The bookcase.
^ Thessaly: Which fell off the wall when I let go of it.
^ Nibinving: Arg
^ Nibinving: Hmm did you screw it in?
HP:200 EP:200 ^ Clive: Woman and tools just does not mix.
^ Nibinving: To hold it up
HP:200 EP:200 ^ Warrax: hey it's a MAN man
^ Thessaly: Yes! I used HUGE rawl plugs and these giant big long screws.
^ Nibinving: Clive that's sexist man
HP:200 EP:200 ^ Warrax yanks the wig off of Thessaly
^ Thessaly: And I'm not a guy, Warrax, you big fat meanie.
^ Nibinving: That's just not welcome on this comm, it's PG after all
HP:200 EP:200 ^ Snaz: it may be sexist, but it's true.
^ Nibinving: Hmm
HP:200 EP:200
^ Nibinving: Bookcase fell off the wall
HP:200 EP:200
^ Nibinving: Well for the holes
HP:200 EP:200 ^ Clive: HUGE plugs reminds me of Tuareg somehow.
^ Thessaly: And it's 'WomEn and tools just DO not mix'.
^ Nibinving: Get a repairman
HP:200 EP:200 ^ Warrax: Nibinving just wants to score with Thessaly
^ Warrax laughs
^ Thessaly: If you're going to be a misogynist at least get it right.
^ Nibinving: I live in a different country man, it woulnd't work out :P
HP:200 EP:200 ^ Warrax: yeah well the internet these days takes care of all that
^ Nibinving: And put a poster over the hole
^ Thessaly: Look, if you're fiddling around until you come, keep it to
yourself, Clive.
HP:200 EP:200 ^ Warrax: how old are you Nibinving? :P
^ Nibinving: hmm
HP:200 EP:200 ^ Warrax: and what's your sexual orientation
^ Nibinving: 51 ;)
^ Ailin: he putts from the rough
^ Nibinving: I'm the man :D
HP:200 EP:200 ^ Eryniel: no your the woman
Clive shrugs.
^ Ailin: Clever
HP:200 EP:200 ^ Warrax: man or woman.. doesn't make a difference when you're a dwarf
HP:200 EP:200 ^ Warrax: it's hairy nevertheless
^ Clive: heh.
***Later still***
HP:200 EP:200 Thessaly tells you: Hmm... would it be a bad idea to go make more holes?
You tell Thessaly: I think so
HP:200 EP:200 ^ Snaz: I once got out of people comming over by burning my house down.
THAT was an ngenious plan.
Thessaly tells you: *sigh*
You tell Thessaly: Maybe it would be a good idea by now to call a repairman or
something
HP:200 EP:200
You tell Thessaly: Might be able to fix the holes and the bookcase
^ Ailin: did you claim it on insurance too?
Thessaly tells you: Nah. I'll get some hole-filler and take care of that.
You tell Warrax: Thessaly told you: Would it be a good idea to make more
holes?
Thessaly tells you: the bookcase is fine, I just can't mount it on the wall,
because I SUCK!
^ Snaz: if it really happend I would have...
You tell Thessaly: Did you screw it on right, once it was up
HP:200 EP:200 Thessaly tells you: Yeah. The instructions say just to screw it to the wall
with two screws.
You tell Warrax: Thessaly told you: Hmm... would it be a bad idea to go make
more holes?
You tell Warrax: It's not right hmm
Warrax tells you: What? :P
You tell Thessaly: That can't be right Hmm
HP:200 EP:200 Thessaly tells you: I HATE IKEA.