FoTR, a screenplay by Qunetain Tarintino ;)
The Fellowship of the Ring – A Screenplay by Q. Tarantino
Boromir: That's just f***ing great! A f***ing Cave Troll!
Legolas: Those c**k-s**king Orc motherf***ers have a motherf***ing Cave Troll?
Boromir: Bet your Elven f***ing a$$ they do.
Gimli: We should have shotguns for this job.
Gandalf: Shotguns will avail you naught against ones such as these!
Aragorn: What's with the f***ing Shakespeare crap, Grandad?
You some kinda fag? You trying to blow our gritty, street-realism cool?
Gandalf: Oh. Ah. Harrumph ... All right. How about:
No f***ing shotgun gonna stop these bad-a$$ motherf***ers
poppin' an Orc cap in yo' motherf***ing a$$!
Aragorn: That's more f***ing like it.
Now, if you wanna hang with this bad-a$$ motherf***ing crew, lose the frock and the dumb-a$$ hat.
Gandalf: F***ing hippy c**ks**ker. Mah Daddy gave me this hat ...
Frodo: Hand me mah ring... it's the one that sez Bad mutha f***er on it.