That's an old log, the one of my break with shelob :/ The traitress put a spell on me so that I would trigger badly and wouldn't be able to type... SheSpiders can be so sneaky! Warning: All similitude with a story that happend after the darkening of Valinor would be a mere coincidence!
Vittorio, that was truly nasty! Shame on you! :P
ung chilly bung dung, bung chung wow
suce mon organes genitaux
Ceci n'est pas une pipe.
Shelob est d'accord. Mais Necsi est merveilleux.
Understand it? This is how I read it:
*reads:*
Date: 13. Oct, 2002, 16:19 By: Darkrod
Blah, je ....Darkrod? Dark ROD?! ahahahahahaha
and that's how far I got :)
just a little thing about darkrod's comment: did anyone else notice how the 'u' totally uplifted the intellectual tone of the post? :-)
Blah, je pense que Necsi aime Shelob beaucoup. Zoso, pourquoi est-ce que to ne va pas et parler avec Shelob? Elle me mange beaucoup des fois. Je se detese. (hope u guys understand that)
Tolkien: des araign?es Francaises g?antes!
Necsipaal: For hells i burn your blood on is the devil! I see endless in death to bleed your faith beggar!! Indeed accursed ham sandwich oblivion on your head!!
Tolkien: je sugg?re la fuite si non nous allons tous crever! Who the hell translated my books into French?
You don't get the point, guys!
It's well known that old prof disliked spider as much as he disliked french, therefore it does make sense that the Spider Speech has to be spoken with a heavy french accent...!
ask for logic, ask me!
I don`t agree :)
I just gotta say that i agree with Zoso
A giant spider that speaks with a heavy French accent. More horrible than anything Tolkien could have imagined.
Breath-taking.
Nice log Necsi.
Fantastic, what's this, the 53rd log of you doing silly stuff with Shelob? :P
Necsi r0x.
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